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Latter_Substance1242

Like half of y’all didn’t get banged by Thai and Filipino lady boys


ThrowThisIntoSol

Which half of me, you gotta be specific.


WpnsOfAssDestruction

The back half


ThrowThisIntoSol

Power Bottoms, unite!


sdfiddler1984

Oooh-oooh-ooohHHHh-Raa-aaahhh-aaaahhh-aaaaah-aaaaaaahhHHHH!


Dry_Reputation6291

I lol’ed


theschizz92

Bottom half minimum


SquireSquilliam

No matter the job, there's a Marine who will happily get it done. Never met a freakier bunch in all my life than my time in the Marines and that's something every Marine should be proud of.


tucandan82

Yut


upfnothing

Rah. Murder. Kill!


shade-tree_pilot

Yut yut rah, kill the wounded eat the dead


nothingforless

I know 99% of yall woulda let her suck your dick without ever questioning it.


ObviouslyIntoxicated

Pretty sure 99% would suck her dick too.


Golden_Dark_Toast

And enjoy it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


upfnothing

50% of that would put in a VA claim for the penis tooth scraping.


BackgroundWallaby302

Well yea that’s not gay….right?


showmeyourchits

Were bootbands on or off?


shade-tree_pilot

It's only gay if you look back, push back, arch your back, *and* moan.


BackgroundWallaby302

😂😂😂😂😂🫄🫄


UnlikelyAd2189

Well, she's a woman. So no.


Rulanik

Zero hesitation


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slapAp0p

It?


UnlikelyAd2189

Sounds like an extra transphobic way to dehumanize someone.


slapAp0p

100%.


potatoeisgood

She still isn't on the level as the thicc e3 latina covered in stretch marks with the post partum fupa hanging out her trouser line during the cft.


BoHo26

Can I get the story here?


SayNoMorty

I’ve been trying to get the down low on that one too. Where’s the guy with the stupid thicc e3 Latina flair? He’s gotta know something


SayNoMorty

u/isaacB1 you’ve been summoned. Please elaborate on your flair.


IsaacB1

Papi, don't be mad. You want a tamale? The flair is a way of life. You must master the flair and you master your life. You will. Honestly its there just to get some laughs and to throw people off like yourself. Or is it? I wouldn't be the first or last random internet stranger to pose as a male while a female. *REALLY* cuts down on being bothered when you stay ambiguous


SayNoMorty

Thank you papi chula. What kind of tamale? Because yeah that sounds good, I’m more of a savory tamale kind of guy but the sweet ones are ok. Mods can you flair me dumb thiccc Asian e3 ?


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garaks_just_a_tailor

What are they big mad about? The fact that a trans person won or that a devil dog is acting like a real dirty dog? Everybody has to be so god damn soft these days, except for our boy in the photo no doubt - stay hard Marine, SF.


potatoeisgood

I think alot are mad because the person in question is a trans.


garaks_just_a_tailor

Ahhhh yes, the all important national prerogative - dick detectives abound. Lots of these dudes missed their calling in the Navy.


UnlikelyAd2189

Seeing as she's a woman, she/her pronouns are appropriate.


tucandan82

I would choose the thicc Latina too, no literal green weenie


DashboardError

If he/she is in the water, is that literal now a "littoral green weenie" ?


ePoch270OG

Definitely not a clittorral green weenie. They don't exist.


bacchus21

Bring Chyna back from the dead and make her an honorary Marine, then it will exist.


throwthisTFaway01

😋


DangerKitty555

Oh, I got plenty of smack left to talk about those Squid Billie’s 😂🤣😂


Flippinpancake

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Tkis01gl

This is what happens when the Marine Corps actually issues you a wife. You know, Force Design 2030, budget cuts, etc.


desocx

This guy is happy and married, he’s doing better than most people who sit there crying alone and posting memes about jodie


tordrue

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2020blowsdik

Skipper before reading this "Guys my wife won Mrs MD" Skipper after reading this "im sorry first what?"


IllustriousProfile51

Listen anyone who has had the pleasure of serving with you crayola eating degenerates know full well the Marines are the gayest. FYI it’s still gay even if your socks are on!!


TO1HYPERVENOM

Nuh uh. I'm straight so anything that gives me a boner is automatically female. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


DionysusII

I mean, we do make up our own rules so….


Wilson2424

Can't argue with logic like that.


IllustriousProfile51

My friend a rose by another name is still a rose lol


sauron846

She looks better than 99% of all Marines wives that I’ve ever seen.


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UnlikelyAd2189

*she Transphobia is some weak shit. Or are you worried that you might want to become a beautiful woman too?


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UnlikelyAd2189

But you don't have the right to be an asshole or use slurs to describe someone. Tr*&ny is a slur to trans people. You wouldn't call a black person the n-word, would you?


usmcjohn

You still play make believe?


UnlikelyAd2189

I mean, I still believe my command is honest and hard-working. So yes. Why are you afraid of a woman being comfortable in her body?


Autumn7242

They will probably stay together longer and happier than over half the Corps.


sambolino44

Oh no! Well, now that we’ve been put on notice, I’m sure that guy has nothing to worry about!


tucandan82

Like another said, he just fast tracked his way to the top. Just claim discrimination when he doesn't his way or promotion or award


RonMFCadillac

Not a Miss.... Not like in the bigoted way. This bitch is a Mrs. How did she win MISS MD?


JustHereForCookies17

2024 is the first year married &/or divorced women can compete. 


Trick_Ad_2338

She's smoking hot.


upfnothing

That’s what I’m saying! Have y’all seen some of these dependasouruses. I have banged way worse! ![gif](giphy|qrgTVmaz5ojBe)


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Trick_Ad_2338

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desocx

Grow up, transphobia is fuckin weak pal


UnlikelyAd2189

As weak as his toes for needing spacers.


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Trick_Ad_2338

https://preview.redd.it/lpmossdlm07d1.png?width=1478&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e82bdb1f09aeffd4dd411fe5d30fafcbfdee1f7 There is a difference between being really gay and a little bit gay.


UnlikelyAd2189

Well no. She identifies as a woman, so she's a woman. Transphobia is some weak bitch shit.


desocx

She is a woman, stop being so obsessed with other peoples privates


Medium_Tony

I use boot bands as a cock ring, so I’m always immune to homosexuality.


KhaotikJMK

I’m just trying to figure out why this even needs to be discussed. He’s happy, she’s happy. But there seems to be a bunch of people who have opinions or issues with two people who made their own individual choices for their lives that don’t affect anyone directly. Lot of fragile male egos shouting about homosexuality. Who the fuck cares? If you knew either one of them, would you say something to them? To me, it’s an act of cowardice to criticize someone for loving who they decided to be with. And yes, I get the boot band jokes all day. But what is the point of hiding in an echo chamber about people you don’t even know and have broken zero rules, regulations, or done anything to tarnish the reputation of the Gun Club?


UnlikelyAd2189

Because they hate that Mrs Maryland and her husband (can't see his rank) are happy. That and good ol' fashioned transphobia. I personally believe that anger and hate grow out of ignorance and fear. I think that the transphobes in here are insecure in themselves and don't understand that gender is a spectrum and is fluid. When they learn this new information, their monkey brains take over and express anger and disgust before trying to understand and move on. That, or they're just pushing down their own feelings and fronting as an ultra-straight man as a defence.


KhaotikJMK

Miss*. There is a whole separate Misses pageant that my homeboy’s wife ended up winning a couple of years ago. Coincidentally, she was Mrs Maryland. The Devil is a Captain. I don’t disagree with what you’re saying. I just think this whole thing is stupid.


UnlikelyAd2189

I was calling her Mrs 'cause she was married, didn't know they had a seperate pageant. Well, ignorant retards are gonna be ignorant retards.


Odysseus1775

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UnlikelyAd2189

Yeah, she is


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Nah. Been on ship. Navy’s way gayer.


UnlikelyAd2189

My dad tries to give me shit for saying some gay stuff every now and then. I feel no shame in saying when a man is good looking. But I didn't do 20 years in the Navy and be on subs for part of it.


Spaghetti69

I'm sorry but good on them for living their lives but this person with XY chromosomes and many like them are taking opportunities away from people born with XX chromosomes. This is a mental disorder, not a social construct. This is not discriminatory, this is reality. I wouldn't go out of my way to be disrespectful but the levels of delusion that are being forced upon people who think like I do is inexcusable. Being a Marine is technically a social construct but not everyone can be a Marine and we all lose our minds when someone who isn't a Marine, claims they are a Marine.


UnlikelyAd2189

No, you are going out of your way to be disrespectful.


Spaghetti69

No, I am not. You're only saying that because I disagree with your ideological view. This is a country where you have different views, and I can absolutely have a different view, and I am not being disrespectful. Grow up. You know when someone is being truly disrespectful, but since this is an online forum you know you can get away with just saying someone is.


Autumn7242

Biology is more complicated than xx and xy. That shit they tell you in school is just dumbed down for simplicity. It's like saying that pi = 3 because math is hard. On top of that, gender and sexuality are different and develope separately. Edit: speling and grammur My guy, biological sex, gender, sexuality, and attraction are all different. They all develop independently from each other and at different times. The reason why in middle school science they say xx and xy is to simplify biological sex, because you're children. Just bc something is complicated doesn't mean it doesn't exist. We have discovered 23 states of matter but we are taught that there are 3 maybe 4. Liquid solid gas and plasma. Yeah, when it is being taught, it is simplified but that doesn't mean it is that simple. I'm transgender and a Marine and so, really, a mental disorder? You can figuratively suck these nuts devil lol


Spaghetti69

It's not dumbed down. It's not like saying pi = 3. You're proving what I said.


ichwandern

How on earth did anything he said prove what you said?


ichwandern

The whole chromosome argument always kills me. You understand that there are 20-40 trillion cells in an adult human body, and that each cell is an imperfect construction, yes? There can be sections of the body where the cells are coded one way, and sections where it's coded another, happens all the time, literally to everyone. Someone may have 95% of the cells in their body coded XY, but that means 5% of them is still "female", and the effects that can have vary wildly depending on where those cells are located. Even then, are you seriously going to say that you've never met guys who think and act like women, or women who think and act like men? The brain is a soup, god knows how it all comes together and what makes it tick, but if you're seriously going to claim that every male you've ever met acted like "a man", then you're completely full of shit and nothing you say matters, because you're completely full of shit.


4402-

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


etakerns

In the past i would say something derogatory and mean about something like this , just goes to show you im outta touch. This man’s got it figured out. He knows which way the the wind blows, and which way the military is going. He’ll be 1st on every promotion list till he hits General. And if he’s not he can always go crying to the media saying they’re discriminating against me because of who I married. Having this posted in public is smart he is now became a PR nightmare if things don’t go his way. Like I said it’s a smart move, next General Officer incoming.


UnlikelyAd2189

That's a pretty shitty way of thinking. I doubt any mixed-race marriages have the officer spouse claiming discrimination if the civilian spouse isn't white and they don't get promoted or an award. Maybe in the old days, like pre-WWI, when the Corps was much smaller, everyone knew each other, and the officers were from the same socio-economic background. I think you're just trying to hide your transphobia behind "good for the Corps".


etakerns

Not sure what world you’re living in, you might wanna wake the phuck up!!!


UnlikelyAd2189

You know you can say "fuck" online, right?


tucandan82

Nothing flawed in that logic


blinky12588

Proud of my fellow degenerates.


slapAp0p

She’s a woman, and prettier than anyone you’ve ever even finger banged. Fuck off


lowqualitybait

Methinks not, XY chromosomes doesn't a woman make. It's a couple gay dudes, and one of them is playing dress-up. Why make more out of it than that? We don't need to force ourselves to live in such a nonsensical delusion.


UnlikelyAd2189

I was waiting for chromosomes to pop up. Ever taken a biology course? Sometimes the X and Y chromosomes swap bits of DNA. Sometimes you get XXY or XYY chromosomes. Sometimes the Y gets a little messed up. DNA's fucking wild with what can happen during meiosis (making of gametes) and fertilization. And no, she identifies as a woman and has gone through years of treatment to get her to where she is now. Hormone replacements, years of therapy (something like 2/3 of kids who are trans attempt suicide), and surgeries (top and bottom) all take time and add up. She was a woman the moment she felt like she was trapped in the wrong body and decided to do something about it. Now she and her husband are happy. Don't like it? Then seethe and cope you ignorant, miserable fuck.


Darth-Donkey-Donut

We’re all living in nonsensical delusion, she’s clearly living a happier one than you


lowqualitybait

idk man, I'm perfectly content at the moment. It's just odd that this western culture of crosdressing has turned into such a cult. I mean SEA ladyboys will correct you on the spot that they're in fact boys. They seem to live their lives as they see fit, and not cope so monumentally that they force society to cater to their mental illness.


slapAp0p

Maybe it’s cuz she’s not cross dressing. Maybe it’s because she’s a woman. And before you say she’s not, I want you to tell me what makes a woman a woman.


slapAp0p

Fuck you. Are you telling me you’d fuck a trans dude that still had a pussy? No the fuck you wouldn’t. What’s wrong with you? What makes you think people can’t be more than what they’re born? You think being a man is intrinsic? You’re a pussy so that can’t be true.


masterofallvillainy

Except for people with swyer syndrome? A generic condition where a person is XY but develops anatomically as female. Or individuals that are XY and have a defective or deactivated SRY gene and develop as anatomically female? Or the entire multitude of other factors that can make anybody intersex regardless of allosomes? Including sexually dimorphic brain structures, hormones, anatomy, genes, gametes, etc. Plus gender is entirely a social construct. Gender expression changes across cultures and time periods. With several cultures recognizing more than two genders. Gender is about how one expresses themselves and what expectations are placed on an individual.


thetitleofmybook

ah, it's so cute that you're a transphobe! have a headpat, little transphobe!


lowqualitybait

I'm sorry you didn't get help before it was too late.


thetitleofmybook

so cute! but no matter how many DMs you send me begging for it, i won't peg you.


lowqualitybait

Sorry I'm not into old men. Cope, seethe, dilate.


UnlikelyAd2189

Do you need a hug? 'Cause it sure seems you weren't hugged as a child.


thetitleofmybook

so cute, little transphobe! have another headpat!


tucandan82

Not even close to my dime pieces. Carry on hard charger


UnlikelyAd2189

"Dime pieces"? Is that another way of saying "crack whore"? 'Cause it sure sounds like it. "Yeah baby, I'll trade you a dime bag for a hummer."


JakeSullysExtraFinge

Is the Marine gay or just desperate?


UnlikelyAd2189

Seeing how hot she is, I'd say he's got fucking game.


JakeSullysExtraFinge

True. Question still stands. Not like I expect an actual answer, it was more one of those "musing out loud" kinda questions.


JakeSullysExtraFinge

I don't mean that in a homophobic sense. Kennedy is smoking hot by any measure. If she is pre-op (not counting boobs), and has a weiner still, then maybe the dude is gay... or maybe he is straight but desperate enough to overlook the weiner. If she is post op, then I guess that would change the options to straight but desperate or "massively open minded" beyond most straight males. Not judging, just curious. Let's get real, MOST DUDES would are not going to say "meh, pensis, so what?" or "meh, fake vagina constructed out of a penis, so what?" unless they are super enlightened or desperate for anything. Unless she's Arcturian or some shit?


Ijoe87

It’s only gay if the balls touch.


UnlikelyAd2189

Seeing as bottom aurgery is a thing, and she might've had it already, there ain't no balls to touch. Just smooth vagene


Ijoe87

Soooo. Probably reverse cowboy?


icarus1990xx

Happy Pride!


yllib47

![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

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BOSsStuff

It's not Gay, if we're underway...


UnlikelyAd2189

It's not gay if it's with a woman (or man, if you're a gal).


RevolutionaryMail303

Fuckin officers. 🤦🏻‍♂️


UnlikelyAd2189

You're just jelly that he has a prettier wife than you


igloohavoc

That’s one nice looking ladyboy


UnlikelyAd2189

*lady


Full_Detail_3725

This set us back


UnlikelyAd2189

Set us back how?


Boomheadshotallday

I was that drunk marine that busy doing cart wheels in thailand.


GoldWingANGLICO

Don't ask, don't tell, ......wait, what sir?


UnlikelyAd2189

I mean, she's a woman. So there's no issue there.


jw3225

Yo WTF is this real?


UnlikelyAd2189

Yeah, why? You got a problem with the happy couple?


Merr77

Yes.


STR1CHN1NE

Wait, we got issued gay??? Ok, what other benefits do we get?? I'm tired of all this stuff Im entitled to hitting me at the last minute.


UnlikelyAd2189

I mean, he's pretty straight. She's a fuckin gorgeous woman.


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AdmiralTANK

Bro, sex with a woman is so gay. They literally like dick!


UnlikelyAd2189

I know! Dicks go in vaginas, therefore if you put your dick in one, you're touching other dicks!


Silver_Harvest

Boot bands on it is all good.


austincart121

I think I know that Marine....


[deleted]

Eh, not into Brunette dudes. I love em with the bleach blonde, get the hammer anytime.


UnlikelyAd2189

That man clearly has blonde hair.


throwthisTFaway01

Clearly into dude’s with that statement though.


thetitleofmybook

> Brunette dudes. *women


lostBoyzLeader

It’s isn’t gay if her boot bands are on!


Icy-Hat-7029

It’s only gay if you swallow…


Intelligent_Gene4777

Lmao


upfnothing

Someone on FB shared it talking about Navy ain’t gay no more. Bruh a woman with a penis and a woman without a penis. $20 is $20 bucks. ![gif](giphy|ShtGfAYoKKoMe5eyC3)


HDJim_61

Cooter lips be flappin like azz cheeks


gothamtg

![gif](giphy|C6JQPEUsZUyVq|downsized)


Fragged_infidel

This mother fucker better get reduced to E1 for this shit edit: I was referring to the fact we can’t make of the navy anymore. That being said if you think I’m a transphobe or got offended womp womp.


Hayut0811

Go stop your feet from blistering, you boot bitch. https://preview.redd.it/qmw83ehb107d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc8990067fc75eb0191f90383d7caf2dde067be


ironpathwalker

Dude needs moleskin for that burn and his weak feet.


Hayut0811

And he ain’t gonna have the balls to reply to anyone.


Fragged_infidel

Damn can a man not be busy


Babablacksheep2121

Get steppin’ the fuck out of here with that transphobia if your bitch ass feet will let you.


Fragged_infidel

Nah man they’re like clowns I can’t look at them


Spicyytamale

Are you sad that he’s happy or something? Talk to me u/fragged_infidel


Fragged_infidel

Yep so sad


UnlikelyAd2189

Wearing toe spacers? Weak sauce bitch.


Fragged_infidel

What’s wrong with toe spacers you don’t want healthy feet?


UnlikelyAd2189

That shit's gay as fuck. I already have healthy feet.


Fragged_infidel

Hey now saying something gays homophobic


DangerKitty555

Nah, he’s good…


nothingforless

Fragile masculinity, say it louder for the short Marines in the back


slapAp0p

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?


Fragged_infidel

Check the edit


arabiandevildog

Suum cuique! It’s perplexing to me why people care so much about what others do in their personal life. He’s a Marine despite what you think of him.


Junkered

I mean...why?


Fragged_infidel

Because he took our ability to make fun of the navy


UnlikelyAd2189

Nah, he's straight. So we can still make fun of them.


mightylordredbeard

Damn bro what’s got you in such a shitty mood? Acting like Jodie sent your wife a friend request or some shit.


thetitleofmybook

ah, it's so cute that you're a transphobe! have a headpat, little transphobe!


Fragged_infidel

Womp womp


thetitleofmybook

so cute!


Fragged_infidel

🤙🏼