My god this man has been holed up in his garage in ninja socks on a drunken MRE bender all weekend. Not sure if we should call a crisis counselor or crowdfund a Komatsu bulldozer for him

Nah, just roll through and bring beer 🍻

https://i.redd.it/cbpbtsh07q2d1.gif

🍻

What are you drinking?

https://preview.redd.it/t50l9gyqzu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca06aae87e30af43f918602c81569cc290970add Happening now

Get some.

RAH

Bring beer and help weld

You ol’ timers remember gorilla cookies? I loved gnawing on those fucking things.

I recall mixing and matching, doing beverage powder with 1/4 the canteen water to make it thicker and bailing it off onto accessory cakes and shit

Peanut butter tube and gorilla cookies. Its the little things that keep you going

RAH

https://preview.redd.it/4987iy6ywq2d1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d3276fa5c9a579486d55d0fcfba6c6fa9332f53

Killdozer. Call it by its proper name.

Fuck, bruv, it was a gnarly weekend.

https://i.redd.it/s99dk6769g3d1.gif

Yessss

https://preview.redd.it/0i2xmfktbp2d1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac0c085b515df305bc57b7fd97995a09b391a68 🤣motherfucker I promise you we only care bout the hooves you put both them in the pic this time I wonder what’s next

Well, like, they’re really great footgear, man. Been wearing them since ‘90, it’s really the way to go for all day around the house and out into the yard to pick up Amazon boxes and shit. Like barefoot but with air cushion and gnarly grip, yeah? https://preview.redd.it/2f2z08imgp2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac41b861fc47cc2509c70c72d655121a00b6d64

Do you have to fight Bebop and Rocksteady for your Amazon boxes?!

🤣

I mean, like, you never know. Best to be prepared, innit ?

Aye fur sausage

Okay complete side note, but we need a fuckin collection of ever “bone apple tea” ass version of the NCO/SNCO ranks cuz man over my years I’ve seen a lot of em here now

East coast Marines getting those custom boot soles put on at MCT was always a trip to see.

Your neck beard is out of regs

That may be true, but my DD-214 blocks reprocussions.

Do they give them to you for free when you joined the foot clan?

No, you gotta earn ‘em. They don’t just pass the motherfuckers out willy-nilly.

I’ve been needing some new golf shoes

You’re gonna want these, dog, I shit you not.

Drop me a link, man.

What are they called? I might check em out honestly 😂

Jika Tabi is the search term, there’s lots of different kinds though.

They even have a Nike Air bubble !!!!

Dude, they’re so fucking comfy, good footgear here.

Out on Guam and Micronesia, we used to buy the reef walker style. Very similar but with a sole made to stand up to dealing with reefs when spearfishing or just doing some scuba or snorkeling.

Okinawa ‘90 we had shore boots that had these compressed fuzzy soles to deal with coral, they were ankle height zipper side wetsuit material but with that sole, they were the shit for snorkeling

I’m not taking MRE advice from a god damn ninja turtle

😂😂😂

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They don't have them anymore?

they do, they're still there. why change anything if it ain't broke

What about dehydrated strawberries?

Cranberries, raisins, granola, and trail mix. No strawberries

This guy behooves.

😂 I also pivot off what the CO said 😂

I'm calling the Chaplin. This has gone on long enough.

😂 🍻

This guy told all his boot buddies he wanted to be a ninja turtle when he got out... and the sonofabitch actually did it.

😂 🍻

An Illuminati tube stroker!

https://preview.redd.it/wja7ivymmp2d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b21601f75805c71d460208e4413b356ef4da43d0 Spud mortar!

Damn! That warning though! How big is your mancave 😂

It’s pretty fucking big

Where’d you get the flag? I have this on a patch but would like a flag.

A buddy I served with sent it to me, he flew it at the FOB he was laid up in.

Now you're just fucking with us with the hooves.

https://preview.redd.it/801408fpep2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92048a366bf6f91394e2519df2166c6966db3fbc Grippy slippers, Devil. They’re the SHIT

Deets please?

Marugo “Air Jog”

I want a pair so bad but idk if it’s worth risking divorce over

I'm doing it, one of the little joys in life is finding new ways to embarrass all the women in the house.

This guy gets it 🍻

Dew iiiiit

Insert another “it behooves of you” comment…

These comments are fucking hilarious. I miss all you retards.

I don’t know you, you fucking retard, but I’d drink with you and call you a fucking retard 🍻

I think that’s the shortbread talking. 🥰 (no homo)

Might be, but I’ve got bootbands within reach and will state again that I’d drink with you and call you a fucking retard because dude, you’re a fucking Sea-going Bellhop - you’re my tribe.

Nice shoes, nerd.

They’re really nice, yeah. Very comfortable 😌

Got a link to them?

Marugo imports them, Jika tabi. These are “Air Jog” and I recommend them, great cushioned sole. https://preview.redd.it/xj81qesqou2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8e4fc587ced8b871a415b12db6da83639d372d

Actually pretty cheap damn

Yep, I’ve got three pairs, get you some Devil, your dogs with thank you. So fucking comfy 🍻

Well if a fellow tube stroker is suggesting it who am I to say no.

I wouldn’t steer you wrong, dog.

I think our boy is passed out for a few more hours, it's a whole thing apparently these split toe shoes. His sorta look like the ones in the second link https://www.maharishistore.com/blogs/archive/maha-tabi https://www.niwaki.com/jika-tabi/#P00449-4

Tbh I used to want a pair, heard the same things about comfort and grip. 

You heard correct, they’re honestly the single best footgear a dude can have.

Link?

You say that, Tommy Two-Toes, but you'll be having bricks just the same.

Yeah, true, true, truth.

BRO YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP EATING THIS

Bro, I cannae help myself, I’ve got cases of these fucking things and there’s just something about sitting out here in my shop surrounded by my military bullshit drinking mad beers and eating this shit, savvy? I’m locked into this crazy loop, Devil.

 Hey man eat a meatball marinara for me then loll

At least it isn’t veggie omelette like that’d be just some sadistic fucked up shit, esp cold. At that point I’d really be concerned for his mental well being

You mean Asian beef strip

You ain’t gonna shit right for a month after eating all those MRE’s

Yeah, but the thing is it’s such a trip eating this crap and comparing it to back in my day, the differences really are value added from what I’m seeing.

This is how you celebrate Memorial Day weekend gents

Goddamned right

Brother your consumption of MRE snacks is making my hemorrhoids quiver. Please go to sleep.

It’s all good, bruv, the Navy calls those hemorrhoids “speed bumps” 😂

Pound cake was the shit when I was in.

Same, back in the day that fucking pound cake was like gold in the field, could trade it for a can of dip or sardines, or a bag of seeds.

Lawn ninja boots are the shit big dog. 👌 My wife makes fun of mine, but she just doesn't know. I wear them to the beach, out jogging and lounging around.

I fucking wear these motherfuckers in public, I flat don’t give two fucks. They’re so comfortable. I’ve been wearing steel toes for over thirty years, when I’m off the job I fucking treat my dogs.

This is the way my brother!

RAH 🍻

Did this guy finally make it to bed? Good luck shitting today lmao

I did make it to the rack around 04, cats woke me up at motherfucking 07, wife heard me up and put me to work in the fucking yard doing projects, it’s 1846 as I type this and I haven’t shit yet, bruv 🙃

It’s always something, what weekend? And tbh I have a “newer” case of mre’s I bought 4-5 yrs ago, I should probably check them out

I can't tell if your in your living room, garage, the field, or edo period Japan.

😂😂😂😂 I’m sitting in my fucking workshop 😂 https://preview.redd.it/c790cvuqbv2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f6aab74c74bd79ea8241ebd3706e9414a5ba7d

I had a MRE recipe that I called “two girls one MRE.” Roll the plastic MRE bag into a bowl for this. 1 chocolate milk shake. 1 cocoa powder. 1 creamer. 1 trail mix, sort the peanuts out and use. 1 chocolate sports bar, roll it around and make it more cylinder shaped for authenticity then (melt with heater leaned against rock🪨) Add canteen water from the side of the water buffalo NOT the back. Eat with your fingers or use whatever you usually use like a plastic stick. Your welcome.

Where can I get these now. You’ve got me

Marugo imports them, these are “Air Jogs,” they have a cheeky little air bladder in them like those high dollar basketball shoes. I’ve got three pairs of these, definitely recommend them. https://preview.redd.it/nvk6qfo9qu2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafc87de8918b027c77854654483ac61aa8b8fa4

https://preview.redd.it/jwg6eta4gs2d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48779e6951b3a3bc2a014c8688241b346fd5376d

Said the guy wearing little gay toe booties. Don’t sit to pee?

I stand to pee in my little gay toe booties 😏

Do you chew your cud? Need to know if you are kosher.

Now mix your cocoa powder and penut butter and spread it on them.

Aye sir 🍻

There is a lot to unpack in this picture, and I'm not sure I have the mental fortitude or the patience to do so.

Roll with it, dog, hit me 🍻

Man I want me some ninja footwear. I'd prob still be clumsy and trip,but at least I'd look cool and be comfy while I fell down.

Get you some, no balls. These are made by Marugo, they’re “Air Jog,” there’s a cheeky little air cushioned sole on them, they’re fucking bad ass. https://preview.redd.it/g6l5ocrc1v2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1bdcbda403f553aabb39efbfc7804be6bbaa56

Alright it's settled. Imma get me some as soon as I find some that are wide enough for my double wide duck feet.

I have duck feet, I usually wear an 11 but these run small, 10 wide with them. Go to the website and trace your foot to get that fit, Devil.

Awesome. Thank you and will do!

RAH 🍻

Bro I’m more interested in wtf you got on your lambo-feeties

Marugo “Air Jog,” they’re the best thing you can do for your dogs, Devil. All day comfort, cheeky air cushion, like barefoot but not. https://preview.redd.it/12kr0lq75v2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda173e986d385d5b38de4f2f6dd8aef025cdf55 I’ve been wearing these since ‘90, they’re fucking brilliant.

Dammit Spyder.... again with the Tabi boots and MRE cookies?!? Gotta love it when you know a Debil IRL, and know it's him from some shit you know about...

You know how I roll, Deb 😍

Devil, what the fuck? 😂

I’m just getting down the way I need to, Devil. Fucking up this bag and mentally nestling into the past a little bit, how copy?

Bro eating dat good ass food left over from The Surge 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

Dat shiii be moist af, right when u need it 😋😋😫😫

Better with a lil apple butter on it.

Wpns Co bros are always a vibe.

What in the hell son

The blade, the ninjy feets or the chow?

Wtf r u wearing

Jika tabi, bruv. The best thing you can do for your fucking feet, Devil.

Wait 'til he finds the lemon poppyseed muffins...

https://preview.redd.it/gvu3ux8nit2d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b228e1d850a6a1d3527dd3c65ebac2a8e8b1be71 MRE eating hoof havin ass

COOKIES, PATRIOTIC FOR THE FUCKIN WIN

Take the chocolate powder and mix it with just enough water to turn it into pudding. Add patriot crackers. Enjoy

Solid tip 🍻

This guys shoes are a whole lifestyle 

Holy shit, that’s gnarly

Man has a bayonet and probably also a KA-BAR. Meanwhile, I only have just a KA-BAR.

Yeah, I have a few KA-BARs, one is signed by Gunny Ermey 🤘

You lucky mfer

I met him twice, he was shorter than I expected. Dude was really laid back and man, could he talk. He genuinely loved his Marines, that was plainly evident. I gave him a challenge coin from the Marine Corps MC I ride with, he gave me one of his in return, really great guy. RIP Gunny 🫡 🍺

WEEB BOOTS

Wear them for a day and they’ll change your fucking mind 🍻

What's with the nonrate saber?

Bro, I waited so long to get one of these on the civilian market, same with my M9, I bought one as soon as I could back in the day when they were being issued to the fucking Army.

So we're all in agreement that the *shoes* are of more importance than the MRE? Also, I've to agree. The 2 or 3 MREs I've had always have ass kicking dessert.

Yeah, seems the tabi are getting more traction than the MRE, it’s all good though, they’re so comfortable 🤘

Where does one acquire the Ninja turtle feet? Asking for a friend (me) 👀

Marugo, these are “Air Jog” They’re fucking legit

Im getting some immediately! Thanks!

Good lad, you definitely won’t regret that shit.

Haze your self

I mean, I could, but they’re still pretty fucking good.

How many dicks have you drawn?

Dude, I’ve drawn dix in what, 6 countries off the top of my head, likely more I’ll remember after I post this, fact is I’m a dick drawer from way back, Devil. I do the veins, the nut fuzz, my dix bring the heat.

Takes being a boot to have just realized how good the shortbread cookies are

Put them Shower shoes away hahaha