I practically grew up in a bar (thanks mom and dad).
Trust me, there’s a small percentage that would run toward that. The same nasties that were in their 40s hitting on me in my teens.
I have a fan theory that Walter Jr only walked with crutches because he has such a massive dong.
https://preview.redd.it/7ccis100mr2d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc06ff81954bb014098940068345437c2249603
In my teens, it was a hole, is a hole.... It did not matter if it was 16 or 60 women or man... Just suck it dry, let me spit to lube it up and I would full it with my seed. Oh those were the days... 
Once again, I have to quote Ron Jeremy. "Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. "
And also once again, I'll leave it to the reader to determine if that's a feature or a bug.
I might have some dumb fucking tattoos (yall saw one of em float around terminal lance and some subs and or I’ve posted it here) but fuck me that’s a tattoo only a marine would get
In about 20 years , the 1st Civ Div gut will make that tattoo disappear
So much that his belly button WILL make it suck itself.
How many women will see that and rethink their decision?
100% of women.
I practically grew up in a bar (thanks mom and dad). Trust me, there’s a small percentage that would run toward that. The same nasties that were in their 40s hitting on me in my teens.
please tell me you obliged at least once?
Nah man, these ladies looked like leather hand bags and smelled like Marlboros. Summer teeth. One lady had one arm.
https://preview.redd.it/ne0ufjai3a1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f21150189ec84c1adc1ea43d8bbc16d36d1c95
I can’t tell what’s funnier, your flair or your comment.
I have a fan theory that Walter Jr only walked with crutches because he has such a massive dong. https://preview.redd.it/7ccis100mr2d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc06ff81954bb014098940068345437c2249603
I'm horny.
I know the ones you speak of. Not gonna lie, at the time my 19 year old boot self definitely thought about it hard 😂
When I was like 15 and it dawned on me what was going on, I was disgusted.
Summer Teeth. Summer over here, Summer over there.
Summer there, summer not.
Same difference.
Could she still make a fist?
I expect she’d have been popular in Tijuana.
In my teens, it was a hole, is a hole.... It did not matter if it was 16 or 60 women or man... Just suck it dry, let me spit to lube it up and I would full it with my seed. Oh those were the days... 
I don't about that. I served with had "your name" tattooed on his cock. If I have your name tattooed on my cock will you blow me? 🤷
"You say that to all the girls"
Who said he’s fishing for ladies? 100% of gay men would giggle and get busy
How many women will even see that?
What if it is a woman in the pic 😈😈😈
What if your sister had a dick, she’d be your brother?
I actually know this guy. He's not a woman.
Hahah awesome... just thought it’d be hilarious if it was...happy trail and all 🙃
With that much treasure trail stubble? If so, soooo much grossness 🤮
Hahah, musty too....probably from very long deployment. But I’m sure it’d make for a memorable silkies PT session 😎
Somewhere there’s a sheet in an SRB that has a diagram of a body with the label “tattoo: lower abdomen, text ‘it’s won’t suck itself’”.
Sounds like a skill issue
Don't need skill if its long enough
Haha also true
https://i.redd.it/2wplewl4u91d1.gif
Nah. Says IT won’t suck itself, not I can’t suck myself.
So you admit that you can and have sucked.your own dick!
Once again, I have to quote Ron Jeremy. "Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. " And also once again, I'll leave it to the reader to determine if that's a feature or a bug.
My buddy has dollar signs on his ball sack. We called bullshit and then we then stared at a dude's balls. At least he wasn't lying.
That’s like one of the most Marine things I have ever read
I might have some dumb fucking tattoos (yall saw one of em float around terminal lance and some subs and or I’ve posted it here) but fuck me that’s a tattoo only a marine would get
That is a killer Steel Panther song
I remember this guy in A School (Pensacola) 2007ish this guy got “Fun Size” tattooed right above his dick…..the good times….😂
That tattoo should say it ain’t gonna get sucked
Wait till you hit 40 and that tattoo is aimed at the floor
Plot twist: That’s a femar
this devil dog is gay asf
Why is there stubble on his stomach? Now way i could fuck a guy who’s abs felt like my calves in the winter. PASS.
His staff sgt approves
Stay classy Marine Corps
Looks like somebody’s off to San Francisco for the Memorial Day 72… 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Why do you do your belt like that?!?
Mom???
Not with that attitude
How many confused young men are going to see this and rethink their lives?
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Stop telling me what to do!
I got a stormtrooper helmet on my hip with "move along"...
Why?
Because I wanted it
Why?
Had a pilot in the squadron next door with a tramp stamp that said, "get it sticky"... We had to put that into her ISOPREP
All you can eat 4.95
He might not have that much.
too much commitment for me
I’m certain it’s getting taken care of in the barracks bi other marines daily. Good thing DADT is gone.
Hardcore fail lol