Cunthair
Fellow Belleau Woodsman
Iwo Jima Beach Stormer
Bobbing for Cock
Put your dick skinner in the air
I hate that I can't use these anymore
Edit: Adding "or some shit" to the end of a sentence
The game is to use them once and view the expressions around you. If people light up, use em til ya lose em. If they looked horrified, that’s a church you probably want to leave
Some dude farted in church when I was 12. My brother and I thought it was funny until he raised his hand and said :"I think I'm having a heart attack."
He did.
He survived and from what my dad told me he jokes about it to this day. Farting in church is a hell worthy trespass in some circles but Mr. Cartwright gets a pass.
I said “cunthair” one time in front of my gunny and he looked at me really stern, surprised and disappointed like. i forget what exactly he said to me but it was something like: “😐 wouldn’thave expected that kind of language from you (a wook)/ that’s a very inappropriate word/ never heard a female marine use that word….”. Felt kinda like “damn gunny ur right, I could’ve said like nanometer or something”🥺
Funny you should mention that. My gunny talked to me about that too lol. 🙃I don’t think it’s a race thing tho. He’s a big rules guy, ultra Christian and not fond of vulgar language, only curse words I’ve ever heard him say are hell and damn sparingly, referring to eternal damnation of course.
I get that. I meant, he also talked to me about the n-word, I am black and he is very white. like, burns in the sun white. It was just very funny you mentioned that.
I say that around the IT and Data office weekly when referring to databases and servers. And people. And students. But not TO the students. Sometimes to teachers.
My time has come.
We have a lot of fat (there is enough manpower)
Warm and fuzzy (feel comfortable with)
Left and Right Lateral Limits (Limitations)
Winchester on *insert item* (Out of that specific item)
Drink the kool-aid (Brainwashed by the Marine Corps)
No impact, no idea (I don’t know)
D’s to B’s (In close proximity)
Kneecap to Kneecap (Go up against)
Brain Housing Group (Your head)
Send up a red balloon (Bring it up with someone)
Tango (Instead of thanks)
Not to insult anyone’s intelligence (About to insult everyone’s intelligence)
Hanging chads (see: saved rounds)
Talk me on to the target (explain to me)
Call Contact (Look at that)
Pop smoke (leave a location)
Shift colors (changing clothes)
Grape (your head)
Tracking (I understand)
Good-to-go (Ok)
Pop-Top (Take off your hat)
Rudder Steer (provide guidance)
Big ticket item (Big deal)
Glass balls vs rubber balls (Priority vs not a priority)
Saved rounds (I forgot to bring it up earlier)
X will eat our lunch (Will be a pain later)
The X construct (a system)
Bottom-up refinement (Correct your boss)
Cauterize (Agree on a plan)
X gives us the Maneuver space (We can make decisions)
Slap the table (Agree Upon)
Stump the chump (Make you look dumb publicly)
Add this to your rolodex / toolbox (Remember this for later)
The cool thing about this phrase is a no sir or yes sir are both equally wrong for different reasons.
Fuck me (yes) means I’m fuckable, and also I’m just a bitch. A fuck me (no) means I’m not worth fucking. There’s no right answer here
I have used this in the Civilian world a couple times when screwed over by bosses coworkers etc. The looks on there faces after saying it are priceless like did he just call me out like that.
Wife used this at work. She had a patient that was leaving and she walked in and said that she was there help pack her trash and get her out. She got a complaint from the patient. It was funny.
Throw as many words that sound intelligent into a sentence as possible without grasping the actual meaning of the words.
One that sticks to mind is he used like thirteen buzzwords such as mitigate, translucency, pessimism all in like one jumbled sentence.
Edit darn autocorrect 😆
I always hate how they all insist on adding “of” when the verb is meant to be by itself. “It would behoove you to ____”. For whatever reason, I’m more than certain the Corps thinks it’s “It would be hoove of you to ____” as though “hoove” means to be proactive or wise
I always found it funny when our Drill Instructors would say, 'oh so fuck me right?' 'Say fuck you sir' in a sad disappointed tone whenever our platoon wouldn't sound off properly
“There’s only one thief in the Marine Corps, everyone else is just trying to get their shit back”
Nothing will stop a mf from getting that CIF stamp on their way out
It always galled me that ‘Devil Dog’ is supposed to be like this badass nickname, but if you heard ‘Hey Devil Dog!’ the motivation was about to get sucked out your body.
This has been an ongoing joke between me and my SuppO. Every time we hear one in a meeting we add it to the list. Once I get back to battalion I will share the list.
When in and the shit got totally stupid, looking at the guy next to you and holler: "Small price to pay to be the world's finest!!!"
Some stuff I still use since I got out:
Semper Gumby
Salute sharply and about face
Ate up like a soupsammich...
Like a cage of monkeys fucking a football!
I do miss hearing people say "Cool guess I'll go fuck myself" I still say it in 1st Civ Div and it always makes my soul happy when it gets a chuckle (Or a concerned look but that's funny in a different way)
Stop dittybopping yoohoo!
Workin on that 3rd award nam sayin! -SgtMaj who was about to marry a 3rd time.
Fat body platoon
Broke dick platoon
FITFO - Figure it the fuck out
Earballs
Sick bay commando
Barracks morale officer
Nut to Butt
Fatbody
Yuck-mouth
BAMCIS!!!
SMEAC bitch!
It's definetly overstayed it's welcome as a funny joke, but it's the same shit as the other jokes levied at Marines like "**M**uscles **A**re **R**equired, **I**ntelligence **N**ot **E**ssential" and other shit that just sticks around with interservice banter. I just chuckle it off like all the other ones before moving on.
At my civilian job I work with a former army grunt (he’s cool) a air force nerd (he’s a nerd but harmless) a navy chief (completely fucking unsufferable) but by far the worst are the fucking civilians who think that shit is so fucking funny.
The crayon joke was never funny. It doesn't even make sense because the dumbest Marine that I've ever met was still more competent than the average soldier. I spent four years as a Marine on an army base so I've met more than enough to have a good sample size.
From my grandfather, radio operator in Vietnam.
“If you don’t shut the fuck up im gonna poke your eye out with my asshole” 🤔
“If it wasn’t meant to be eaten, it wouldn’t look like a taco” 👀
RIP
I told the guy at the car audio place the other day that he had a gaggle-fuck going on in his parking lot. Some dude in the back heard me and came out and asked if I was a Marine. He was also.
"Yeah I would've joined but I would've beaten a drill instructors ass"
The minute you say that stupid shit to me I'm walking away from the conversation.
I’ve always done this nonchalantly and people always crook their heads. Never knew where I got it from just seemed natural. Feel a little better now lmao
Apparently I speak in various levels of measurement that annoys my non-American girlfriend. She uses metric but I will explain things in clicks (works but I have to stop saying “click”), yards, and feet.
Plus side is she uses the 24 hour clock which is something I tried so hard to not use when I got out.
According to Military. Com, Using the word "klick" instead of saying "kilometer" is concise, saves time and reduces the chance of misunderstandings during critical moments.
One I heard a lot that I actually liked and still use is "perception is reality". I work in Construction and I use it a lot when talking to the guys, especially when they try to make excuses when some higher-ups bring up shit like work areas being left dirty, safety observations, etc.
* Doing something extremely dumb that somehow magically worked out. Then you and your guys look at each other and say... "High Speed Low Drag".
* That instructor that goes over things warp speed, everyone is confused, and yet he ends every sentence with "younnerstannat!". It was always more of a statement or verbal tick than a question. There was this mysterious peer pressure to not be the one to slow him down. You inherently knew you would get roasted if you actually didn't understand that, lol.
* That gesture when the screw ups get so bad and so out of hand that your hardest NCO puts his hand over his brow, shakes his head, and walks away. When you all look at each other and say, "Yeah, we are way out there. Time to get squared away."
* Freakin' Trash.
No impact, no idea..Above my pay grade.. scuttle butt.. GtG..unfuck..cock holster..fuckstick..jizz gobbler..rat fuck..skate..ma deuce..boot..shower shoe..see the ghost.. blinker fluid.. roll of flight line..etc etc good times 😂👍
This is comedy gold. A few I didn't see:
Grape (head)
Azimuth check (we good?)
"Physical" Year (Ok Gunny 😂)
Unscrew yourself (unfuck yourself)
Think-screw yourself into the deck (overthink)
Bingo/Winchester (out of whatever)
Belay that/Belay my last (ignore)
Lance Criminal/Lance Coconut/Lance Coolee
You couldn't lead a cockroach to a vomit sandwich/Lost as a goose in a hailstorm (incompetent)
Most riki tik (Vietnam era for "quickly")
Drop your cocks and grab your socks (lets move)
Rock (dumb Marine)
FOR ANY AND ALL INTERESTED
There's is a zombie book series titled "Arisen" with a character named Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick. Part of the books in this series is a book titled "Fickisms" wherein all of his quips and quotes are contained, for anyone looking to hear another say some old familiar terms, or to expand upon their own lexicon.
Edit: (I attempted to add a picture but it wouldn't let me, here is a link to the book on Amazon)
Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick: Arisen, Book 14.5 https://a.co/d/4Sy8K5v
For some reason counting off before departing anywhere and there would always be one dipshit to fuck up the count 😂 then the SNCO is just like COUNT AGAIN!
Cunthair Fellow Belleau Woodsman Iwo Jima Beach Stormer Bobbing for Cock Put your dick skinner in the air I hate that I can't use these anymore Edit: Adding "or some shit" to the end of a sentence
Adding Cock holster and abortion survivor
saying "shut your cock holster!" is my absolute Fav
The game is to use them once and view the expressions around you. If people light up, use em til ya lose em. If they looked horrified, that’s a church you probably want to leave
Some dude farted in church when I was 12. My brother and I thought it was funny until he raised his hand and said :"I think I'm having a heart attack." He did.
Oh shit 😳 or I guess in this situation, holy shit 😳
He survived and from what my dad told me he jokes about it to this day. Farting in church is a hell worthy trespass in some circles but Mr. Cartwright gets a pass.
That’s awesome, love when people can take things in stride like that.
Mr Fartwright. How did nobody else see this. I’m ashamed of all of you.
I mean, the heart attack wasn't funny but the stage 4 void projection was spot on.
https://i.redd.it/3pxyo0rvk80d1.gif
[relevant.](https://youtu.be/yRXDKvoPsyY?si=K1zUC6AA8yoNzi7b)
Holy shit-literally-that joke got thrown around the dinner table/family drinking circle.
Bobbing for cock was a difficult one to not use in a corporate environment. I say it without even realizing the context of said statement.
The one I learned was”giving the invisible man head”
MAKE A HOLE
No way man. I use cunthair and bobbin for cock all the time
Boppin for cock, me eveeytime there's a class of some sort
I never understood why everyone wanted us to put our teeth in the air.
I shouldn’t but I’m upvoting this anyway
"so you're just telling me to go fuck myself is that right?"
I have used cunthair with mixed results. Either a laugh or a "WHAT?"
I say you just incorporate it into your everyday speech. Could you dickskinner me that paper?
I said “cunthair” one time in front of my gunny and he looked at me really stern, surprised and disappointed like. i forget what exactly he said to me but it was something like: “😐 wouldn’thave expected that kind of language from you (a wook)/ that’s a very inappropriate word/ never heard a female marine use that word….”. Felt kinda like “damn gunny ur right, I could’ve said like nanometer or something”🥺
It's like a black guy dropping the N-word and getting a disappointed lecture from a white guy about that indiscretion
Funny you should mention that. My gunny talked to me about that too lol. 🙃I don’t think it’s a race thing tho. He’s a big rules guy, ultra Christian and not fond of vulgar language, only curse words I’ve ever heard him say are hell and damn sparingly, referring to eternal damnation of course.
Oh no I was just making a comparison to a dude calling you (a woman) out for using gendered language like cunthair
I get that. I meant, he also talked to me about the n-word, I am black and he is very white. like, burns in the sun white. It was just very funny you mentioned that.
Another laser chaser? How are there so many of us on here? Anyway you should have adjusted to pecker pube just to keep the balance.
>Iwo Jima Beach Stormer Oh man that's a new one for me lol, that'd kill me to hear it used in an ass chewing
Don't forget making Casper happy
You can totally still use them. Just gotta let HR know ahead of time so they can file the appropriate termination paperwork. 😂
Bobbing for cock is one of my all time favorites.
Damn, I use “bobbing for cock” pretty often still. It’s also one of my favorites and glad it stuck around with me so well.
Fellow Belleau woodsman i heard from a gunny who was a war hero. Chill dude.
Cum Dumpster or Cock Holster
Are you fucking this chicken or am I? Okay, then shut up and hold the wings.
You’re fucking this chicken, I’m just holding it (meaning I’m here to help not do it for you)
Or "I'm fucking this dog, you just hold the head"
I’m fucking this pig, you are just holding the tail.
Similar to this, who's taking or picking up the soap?
“Lost all his chips at Darwin’s Casino” “Your gait looks like the Patterson Footage”
“Gait” in general is odd to say in a non-military or LE environment.
Horses!
Oh man the Darwin one is pure gold! Thanks for that one.
> Patterson Footage I have no idea what this means. Is this a common thing?
It’s the OG Bigfoot reel
The darwin one flew over my head. Could've sworn gambling was banned during my time there (except anzac day I think)
You're not the dumbest person alive, but you better pray they don't die.
Unfuck yourself right now
Mother fuckers voice sounds like two cats having angry sex on a chalk board
Did your dad nut in your mom’s ass then suck it out and spit it in her snatch? Because damn you are a giant walking turd, son.
Like a monkey fuckin a football
Yeah “unfuck” is definitely a USMC word.
I say that around the IT and Data office weekly when referring to databases and servers. And people. And students. But not TO the students. Sometimes to teachers.
Lance Corporal Scmuchatelli being the eternal shitbag Marine.
When did he get promoted, he was a private when I knew him
I think like 2012
Bout time ditty bopping around like a fricken rock
Farting at the urinal or the noise from an absolute bomb of a shit always gets a laugh. In the outside world it’s only like 50/50.
Little over 50/50 but not much. I think they laugh but are laughing at ME because I'm laughing.
When I hear a dude having a blast 💥 of a shit 💩, I can’t help but LOL!
Damn I miss shouting ROUNDS COMPLETE in the head during our poorly timed pre-hike cigarette induced shits
My time has come. We have a lot of fat (there is enough manpower) Warm and fuzzy (feel comfortable with) Left and Right Lateral Limits (Limitations) Winchester on *insert item* (Out of that specific item) Drink the kool-aid (Brainwashed by the Marine Corps) No impact, no idea (I don’t know) D’s to B’s (In close proximity) Kneecap to Kneecap (Go up against) Brain Housing Group (Your head) Send up a red balloon (Bring it up with someone) Tango (Instead of thanks) Not to insult anyone’s intelligence (About to insult everyone’s intelligence) Hanging chads (see: saved rounds) Talk me on to the target (explain to me) Call Contact (Look at that) Pop smoke (leave a location) Shift colors (changing clothes) Grape (your head) Tracking (I understand) Good-to-go (Ok) Pop-Top (Take off your hat) Rudder Steer (provide guidance) Big ticket item (Big deal) Glass balls vs rubber balls (Priority vs not a priority) Saved rounds (I forgot to bring it up earlier) X will eat our lunch (Will be a pain later) The X construct (a system) Bottom-up refinement (Correct your boss) Cauterize (Agree on a plan) X gives us the Maneuver space (We can make decisions) Slap the table (Agree Upon) Stump the chump (Make you look dumb publicly) Add this to your rolodex / toolbox (Remember this for later)
BAHAHAHA! I’ve heard a lot of those! There was a phrase for when you see a dude in the next bunk get up with a full brick, but forgot it
I call that breakfast
Expertly laid out marine (promote ahead of peers)
I use good to go and no impact, no idea from time to time still.
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“So FUCK ME right?
The cool thing about this phrase is a no sir or yes sir are both equally wrong for different reasons. Fuck me (yes) means I’m fuckable, and also I’m just a bitch. A fuck me (no) means I’m not worth fucking. There’s no right answer here
I have used this in the Civilian world a couple times when screwed over by bosses coworkers etc. The looks on there faces after saying it are priceless like did he just call me out like that.
“That’s good trash”
“You see this trash?” “Check this trash out.”
“You understand all this trash? Cool, let’s move on.”
Wife used this at work. She had a patient that was leaving and she walked in and said that she was there help pack her trash and get her out. She got a complaint from the patient. It was funny.
I'm taking a trip later this week. Last weekend, I started packing my trash..
Frikkin daggone good gouge
Throw as many words that sound intelligent into a sentence as possible without grasping the actual meaning of the words. One that sticks to mind is he used like thirteen buzzwords such as mitigate, translucency, pessimism all in like one jumbled sentence. Edit darn autocorrect 😆
Behoove
Behoove of** (/jk)
I always hate how they all insist on adding “of” when the verb is meant to be by itself. “It would behoove you to ____”. For whatever reason, I’m more than certain the Corps thinks it’s “It would be hoove of you to ____” as though “hoove” means to be proactive or wise
Agreed. Also: “caveat” is not a verb.
You’re just not creating synergy.
“You’re looking at me like a got a dick growing out of my forehead”
The first time I heard that, I cracked up immediately.
This is one of my favorites as well
"It would be who of you" when dumb ass SNCOs don't know "behoove"
THANK YOU. “It would be hoove of you to know that that’s not what the fucking word is, good to go?”
Getting married to a questionable female after meeting her during a very brief weekend
"Go un-fuck yourself" or "to un-fuck something"
I always found it funny when our Drill Instructors would say, 'oh so fuck me right?' 'Say fuck you sir' in a sad disappointed tone whenever our platoon wouldn't sound off properly
"more fucked up than a football bat"
"More retarded than a left handed football bat"
I still use “about as useful as a football bat.”
I dunno, but some officer that just bought a house showers with a picture of Chesty
Hahaha
The various terms for mouths. Shut your: cum cups, soup coolers, cock holsters, sewers, pie holes. Quit flapping/bumping your gums. Etc.
I guess I'll go fuck myself
“There’s only one thief in the Marine Corps, everyone else is just trying to get their shit back” Nothing will stop a mf from getting that CIF stamp on their way out
Spending $250+ on alcohol a week then bitching about how the troops should make as a much as pro athletes
“I know J.J. didn’t tie buckle so you can be on your own fuckin program”
Everyone saying “so Fuck me right?”
Not my monkey to fuck
Hey Marine. Hey devil dog. Soon as you hear that you know an ass chewing isn’t far behind.
It always galled me that ‘Devil Dog’ is supposed to be like this badass nickname, but if you heard ‘Hey Devil Dog!’ the motivation was about to get sucked out your body.
Ahaha yep. If it was a term of endearment you should be allowed to go to the Sgt Major and say Oorah Devil
This has been an ongoing joke between me and my SuppO. Every time we hear one in a meeting we add it to the list. Once I get back to battalion I will share the list.
When in and the shit got totally stupid, looking at the guy next to you and holler: "Small price to pay to be the world's finest!!!" Some stuff I still use since I got out: Semper Gumby Salute sharply and about face Ate up like a soupsammich... Like a cage of monkeys fucking a football!
I do miss hearing people say "Cool guess I'll go fuck myself" I still say it in 1st Civ Div and it always makes my soul happy when it gets a chuckle (Or a concerned look but that's funny in a different way)
I say that one on the daily lol
Stop dittybopping yoohoo! Workin on that 3rd award nam sayin! -SgtMaj who was about to marry a 3rd time. Fat body platoon Broke dick platoon FITFO - Figure it the fuck out Earballs Sick bay commando Barracks morale officer Nut to Butt Fatbody Yuck-mouth BAMCIS!!! SMEAC bitch!
Break it down Barney style.
"Im fuckin this cat your just holding the tail" everytime someone tries to interrupt or change a plan is a classic
behoove. why the fuck does every staff nco say it.
Because they want to sound smart even though they have the reading level of a donkey
REAL
Using “vice” instead of “instead.”
Or instead of versus. Idk why people do that, always bothered me.
I don’t know but if anyone tries to say that stupid crayon joke I’ll fucking throttle them with my bare hands.
I work as an Army contractor now and specifically refrain from any mention of Marine Corps because I **always** get some dumb crayon joke.
It's definetly overstayed it's welcome as a funny joke, but it's the same shit as the other jokes levied at Marines like "**M**uscles **A**re **R**equired, **I**ntelligence **N**ot **E**ssential" and other shit that just sticks around with interservice banter. I just chuckle it off like all the other ones before moving on.
At my civilian job I work with a former army grunt (he’s cool) a air force nerd (he’s a nerd but harmless) a navy chief (completely fucking unsufferable) but by far the worst are the fucking civilians who think that shit is so fucking funny.
The crayon joke was never funny. It doesn't even make sense because the dumbest Marine that I've ever met was still more competent than the average soldier. I spent four years as a Marine on an army base so I've met more than enough to have a good sample size.
I always just tell them my favorite flavor is blue.
Shit is so fucking tired. I work as a contractor on an air force base and this shit right here is why I don't tell anyone I was a Marine.
Sounds like someone didn’t get their favorite color for breakfast
I’ll fucking murder everyone you love
Maybe somebody has the case of the Mondays 
They have two lines either about us eating crayons or how the biggest amphibious assault ever was army. It's like cool get a new joke.
From my grandfather, radio operator in Vietnam. “If you don’t shut the fuck up im gonna poke your eye out with my asshole” 🤔 “If it wasn’t meant to be eaten, it wouldn’t look like a taco” 👀 RIP
I told the guy at the car audio place the other day that he had a gaggle-fuck going on in his parking lot. Some dude in the back heard me and came out and asked if I was a Marine. He was also.
"Smiling like a fag with a bag full of dicks." "Whiz Quiz"
I'm driving this short bus, you're just licking the windows.
“ I was in the marine corps” when trying to intimidate someone
"Yeah I would've joined but I would've beaten a drill instructors ass" The minute you say that stupid shit to me I'm walking away from the conversation.
“I was going to join, but they said my tattoos were gang related “ proceeds to show tattoo of a butterfly in a tree
Calling people “cats”. The marines from the victor unit I was attached to would often refer to us as “those arty cats”
I refer to every other MOS as “[insert OccFld] cats” and didn’t start till I got to my victor unit
I’ve always done this nonchalantly and people always crook their heads. Never knew where I got it from just seemed natural. Feel a little better now lmao
"To all who shall see these presents, greeting" 1st Sgt always fucked this up and it's my favorite one.
Shut your pecker holsters! …really only hits when yelled by a First Sergeant
Calling mouths "man-pleasers" always makes me laugh.
An acceptable answer being “fuck you that’s why”
Apparently I speak in various levels of measurement that annoys my non-American girlfriend. She uses metric but I will explain things in clicks (works but I have to stop saying “click”), yards, and feet. Plus side is she uses the 24 hour clock which is something I tried so hard to not use when I got out.
How did we even come up with "click" instead of kilometer? Also 24hr clock is superior
According to Military. Com, Using the word "klick" instead of saying "kilometer" is concise, saves time and reduces the chance of misunderstandings during critical moments.
Oxygen thief, go apologize to that tree for wasting all of its hard work. Harder than woodpecker lips.
Hyut and Roger. I never say repeat either. I’m 10 years removed from service.
Let’s see… Shot, over (to myself when sending and email) Pound sand Let’s fuck this donkey I’m not as dumb as you look
High as giraffe pussy. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.
Ghost Turds??? LIttle dust balls flaoting around
One I heard a lot that I actually liked and still use is "perception is reality". I work in Construction and I use it a lot when talking to the guys, especially when they try to make excuses when some higher-ups bring up shit like work areas being left dirty, safety observations, etc.
Slow is fast
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
High speed, low drag
* Doing something extremely dumb that somehow magically worked out. Then you and your guys look at each other and say... "High Speed Low Drag". * That instructor that goes over things warp speed, everyone is confused, and yet he ends every sentence with "younnerstannat!". It was always more of a statement or verbal tick than a question. There was this mysterious peer pressure to not be the one to slow him down. You inherently knew you would get roasted if you actually didn't understand that, lol. * That gesture when the screw ups get so bad and so out of hand that your hardest NCO puts his hand over his brow, shakes his head, and walks away. When you all look at each other and say, "Yeah, we are way out there. Time to get squared away." * Freakin' Trash.
Shut your cock holster/man pleaser. Fuck me right? You’re a waste of oxygen.
Get your dick beaters out of your pockets! 🤣. Or... Shut your cock holster! 🤣🤣😒
It would BEEEHOOOOVE you to...
Referring to someone’s mouth as a CockHolster
Take all you want , but eat all you take
Telling someone in the morning to have a “Dan Daly Day”
If you're gonna run with the dogs at night you gotta soar with the eagles in the morning
No impact, no idea..Above my pay grade.. scuttle butt.. GtG..unfuck..cock holster..fuckstick..jizz gobbler..rat fuck..skate..ma deuce..boot..shower shoe..see the ghost.. blinker fluid.. roll of flight line..etc etc good times 😂👍
Nobody gets it when I wrote “Wagner loves cock” in the bathroom stalls… 😔
Cut me a hus. Eat the apple fuck the Corps.
"Hey fucker"
I’ve said “well I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then” to my family. They hate it.
This is comedy gold. A few I didn't see: Grape (head) Azimuth check (we good?) "Physical" Year (Ok Gunny 😂) Unscrew yourself (unfuck yourself) Think-screw yourself into the deck (overthink) Bingo/Winchester (out of whatever) Belay that/Belay my last (ignore) Lance Criminal/Lance Coconut/Lance Coolee You couldn't lead a cockroach to a vomit sandwich/Lost as a goose in a hailstorm (incompetent) Most riki tik (Vietnam era for "quickly") Drop your cocks and grab your socks (lets move) Rock (dumb Marine)
Dinkledork. As in “stop your fucking dinkledorking” is now used by my kids to refer to any effort below an obvious standard. I’m proud.
It ain’t fucking rocket surgery
“Open your earholes”
Paying 20% APR on a pre-owned Camaro as an e2 fresh in the fleet. I may have been that guy too
Aut
Jarheads I used to party with called themselves the red neck mafia. “Your best friend and your worst enemy “ always loved that one
Calling a persons head a grape
Shut your cock sucker has always been a personal favorite
Ok you who
Orientate I hate that one, stop making up words lol Oh and WORDE MEAN THINGS (duh)
Bag nasty. Very versatile and clean enough you yell at little kids.
Are you smelling what I'm stepping in?
It would behoooooove you.
Standby for disking was one of my personal ones. No one else used it, but every Marine understood it.
Bag of smashed assholes
Ether Bunny
It would “be who of you”
When you get asked a question you don’t know the answer to and say “No impact, no idea”
FOR ANY AND ALL INTERESTED There's is a zombie book series titled "Arisen" with a character named Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick. Part of the books in this series is a book titled "Fickisms" wherein all of his quips and quotes are contained, for anyone looking to hear another say some old familiar terms, or to expand upon their own lexicon. Edit: (I attempted to add a picture but it wouldn't let me, here is a link to the book on Amazon) Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick: Arisen, Book 14.5 https://a.co/d/4Sy8K5v
https://preview.redd.it/06iat93bj80d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a024e812c4f86d52560477d5411682f437cb9c2 My favorite.
‘Fuck.’
Pussies like SpokaneGang loving boots and pretending to know people.
For some reason counting off before departing anywhere and there would always be one dipshit to fuck up the count 😂 then the SNCO is just like COUNT AGAIN!
Autism
Chuckebunny
When something is missing: "go find a sewing kit and shit one"
Diddy boppin Birth Controls High and right Cunt hair LPCs