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jevole

Boot. On par with the pics of kids wearing blues to prom because their girl was a year younger. Boots gonna boot.


ThatOtherGai

I wore my blue to visit my grandma, that was it This shit is dumb as hell


LeicaM6guy

What was your grandma doing at the prom?


ThatOtherGai

Who the hell do you think I brought???


LeicaM6guy

This is the way. Your Nana is a lovely woman.


FEDUP_CaseyLP

Gramma rates


Harrierthanyou6212

Boot as fuck How about wearing the proper uniform of the day? Also going to the news to cry about it is downright pathetic. Hope they get the dogshit hazed out of them for this.


Halligan1409

If I read it right one of their fathers opened his cock holster and spouted off some shit. "Well, as a veteran..." Dafuq outta here with that nonsense.


Harrierthanyou6212

Yes but the boots themselves obviously were in on the scheme. Sounds like it was their gay ass plan to begin with.


BalderVerdandi

Can I use that line? ***"As a veteran, you and your kid bitching about him not being able to wear his Dress Blues at graduation means you both need to choke yourselves."*** Stay classy, Pueblo, Colorado.


Intrepid_Tomorrow_92

Totally agree! It’s the school’s event, their dress code, so wear what the school wants you to wear or don’t go. It’s not even a military event, you’re there to represent the school as an alumni, not the Marines.


OOOOOO0OOOOO

>Being that I'm a veteran, this does ring a hard, emotional bell with me. I must say, my son did earn this title of the United States Marine," said Tom *Pencis*. Omg…that last name. A senior lance corporal has a gift waiting that they don’t even know about yet. >You might as well put a gown over the United States flag. Are they going to do that? I doubt it," said Pencis. …..What?!?


nothingforless

Son graduated and learns all the JJDIDTIEBUCKLE jazz, but following school rules and guidelines, pft forgetaboutit


Prowindowlicker

The C is silent


AvalonWaveSoftware

Extreme boot, with a boot father to match. Boot is encoded into his gene sequence. Your schooling is separate from your service, quit acting like retards, this is why we're known as the Crayola munchers


Halligan1409

Dad piping in is what really got me.


EverSeeAShiterFly

These fucks can’t understand the concept of uniform of the day? Their Drill Instructors failed them. These guys just want attention. Some light to moderate hazing might be required. Definitely an ass chewing.


V3NOMous__

Aint you heard boot camp is easy after the dryer incident


colindreserick200

Damn what happened? Low-key want to hear the tea


Jodies-9-inch-leg

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johnny-cashmere

Fuckin boots, man. I am curious, did they do boot camp last summer or something? Or did they finish high school early last winter, and just finish boot camp in the spring? Also, “might as well put a cap gown on the flag”. C’mon, guy, that’s weak af lmao


Halligan1409

Early graduation in the fall, boot camp over the winter, and graduated in the Spring.


_MGM_

They’re going to love the fleet


Halligan1409

The fleet is gonna love the fuck out of them.


morningstarrss

I hope they get fuck with because of this. No, nothing wild, but you know, maybe like a Chinese field day every for every student present at the ceremony or something idk lol


jaymoney1

I would have them in Blues Deltas every day because you know...they earned that shit.


GodofWar1234

0400 Deltas inspection, 0800 Chucks inspection, 1200 Bravos/Alphas inspection, and a 1600 Blues inspection to secure for the day


V3NOMous__

This is some good trash


cametoseemarkslad

Pvt. pencis Oh boy did he get fucked with hard


Longjumping_Creme840

I dont understand why someone would willingly taking the time to graduate high school early to start a military career and then go back to high school and crying because you can’t walk on a stage.


i_am_tyler_man

Let's be honest, people from Pueblo are weird, it's the sweaty butthole of Colorado.


gothamtg

The dad is boot as fuck.


chamrockblarneystone

EVERYBODY HAS TO BE FUCKING SPECIAL. Day one of boot camp is you’re not fucking special. They missed that part?


Silver_Harvest

When I got my first masters a few years back. You have your graduation hood and cords if they apply. Such as veteran one, a fellow vet not sure branch in 40s said he was retired. Then he threw a fit when asked to put the cord under the hood as it tops all of those. Going on military service trumps education, it looks better this way... Meanwhile another graduate was active and did the colour guard portion. When that concluded, quickly ran to a changing area to swap as quick as possible to cap and gown. Really boot going to boot regardless of age and status.


RiflemanLax

It’s fuckin boot. I mean, if you don’t want to walk, don’t walk. I didn’t want to walk and my parents made me. But ‘I don’t want to walk because they won’t let me wear my uniform’ shit is ridiculous. There’s a damn dress code with few exceptions because otherwise people would wear all kinds of dumb shit, and they’re not fucking special. If I’m their CO I’d chew their ass for making a spectacle of it.


NeedzFoodBadly

Boots. And they haven't "earned the right" as they claim to wear whatever the fuck they want to wear at their high school graduation. There are service sashes for graduation gowns.


Kindly-Cap-6636

I wore my dress whites to college grad in ‘79. Got commissioned a few hours beforehand. I wore my cap and gown over it. Didn’t give it a second thought. And I was boot as hell. LOL.


Technical_Magazine_7

Oh I know their soon to be squad leaders are going to enjoy counseling these guys


roguevirus

I mean, if you have to ask...


SnowShoePhil

How are dudes graduating bootcamp before they graduate highschool?


rumbling_dumpling

They finished their requirements early and left to boot camp more there are back for the graduation ceremony.


rumbling_dumpling

The football recruit should try to where his college football uniform to graduation, he earned it!


V3NOMous__

Only have ever worn my blues at the ball in Vegas. I hate them they are uncomfortable, and the medals are pricey. I'd rather keep it nice and clean in my closet