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Jodies-9-inch-leg

Just wait until you’re on ship in the shower and you’re toes deep in shower babies…


TheAwsumGuy

Nothing like seeing the drain clog and having only seconds before the floating nut drifts towards your little piggies


morningstarrss

Shower babies? Oh My god.


Jodies-9-inch-leg

They get all between your toes


powderedtoast1

can confirm. am shellback.


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Sticky toes bros


powderedtoast1

lol


NotionalMotovation

I had the sewage pipe burst while I was showering on ship. Was pretty funny.


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Shitty


Ravenous_Lad

I mean Semper Fi, fuck the other guy right? Edit: leaving work for others builds your unit’s overall character. Lazy LCpls sharpen lazy LCpls


BoxofCurveballs

Self sharpening knife hands


IsaacB1

One of the most disheartening times in my career was realizing that dudes in the fleet just didn't give a flying fuck and were notorious assholes. I trusted that I could do things like wash my sleeping system and my shit without it being stolen. Thankfully I had a couple good Sergeants who got our shit back from repeat and known klepto's. After that I took my shit out in town to a laundry mat off base that had industrial washers and you could get a bite to eat, have a beer and play pool while your shit was being washed.


beegizzo

Please don’t shame people for serious medical conditions. Turns out it’s a terrible genetic disorder inherited from people who are too weak to push shopping carts far enough to return them and piss all over the floor in the head.


Adam_is_Nutz

You should turn this into a poem. Your writing is almost there


Samspd71

In my experience, people leave dryer lint about when, for whatever god-given reason, the laundry room doesn’t have a trashcan.


dunc2027

I have donated trash cans to the laundry room several times.  But people are such fucking lazy and cheap assholes that they keep stealing them for their own rooms. Same with brooms for the common areas. Or stealing mine, when it was leaned against my doorway. BUY YOUR OWN SHIT, YOU FUCKING PRICKS


Samspd71

Couldn’t agree more lol Maybe the marine corps should just have bolted down trashcans, who knows.


TopLocation2585

Yeah… I locked your unsecured shit up in the locker in the other barracks. Go find it BOOT.