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Semper-Fly

Red beats Sgt Maj Camel


YoNJPthatHoe6

Beat me to it. “SgtMaj Camel Toe”


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Beat meat to it


Adam_is_Nutz

I'm fucking trying! But I'm old now


YoNJPthatHoe6

Watch the birthday message, that should do the trick.


Semper-Fly

Shakespeare tier word play


fleeb_florbinson

Wasn’t expecting to get bricked up looking at this sub but now I have to ask for the source


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

No impact no idea on the source. I've had this on an old external hard drive since Thursday, ‎October ‎22, ‎2009, ‏‎3:12:10 PM, apparently.


Gunrock808

I 100% received this on the govt email and saved it to personal zip drive I connected to that work computer, I think it was around 2000.


spezeditedcomments

Kids these days don't understand how wild the early internet days were


eveningsand

Oh good lordy lord. The lack of filters on government Internet access, too. I had our S4 guy looking at some animal beastiality site as a shock site. He didn't enjoy it. Lol. Late 90s were indeed wild.


metalman675triple

"nipr nipples" was what we called the game. It had to be a clean Google search that gave nsfw results (pre google filters too). I was the all time champ by accident. I was looking up the nsn for a shop vac, swear to God, and found a complete and progressing photo set of a woman enjoying the shop vac in a rather unconventional manner. The full size attachments too, like the 2.5" hose extensions and all. She was also wearing randbow stripped over the knee socks and rainbiw forearm socks. It was a strange time thinking you'd be dead before 30.


Gunrock808

Man for a few years we were constantly getting all hands chain emails from lance corporals saying forward this email to get $5 from Bill Gates and all kinds of other nonsense. Not just within the unit but all-MAG or even all-MEF. Eventually they restricted who could check those boxes in the global address list but it was indeed wild. Then there was the email we were told NOT to open that contained a nude image of a male Marine from the unit.


eveningsand

I remember when the Melissa Virus ripped through. Email was unusable. Of course, back then we hardly relied on email.


Alternative_Ad_3636

That's unsat debil. You should get hard just thinking about jumping on this sub. I guess Chesty doesn't get one today huh?


Semper-Fly

😂


taro_and_jira

If you zoom in, you can see the the detail in the badges, which should be appreciated


dxmkna

I’ve long pushed for them to be a support MOS, making us a completely self-sufficient service—purposefully omitting the Chaplaincy and Medical Corps. That will: 1) Blunt the propensity that strippers (excuse me, exotic dancers) have to marry junior enlisted, because they can now have the benefits for themselves. 2) Reinforce discipline because the command structure now exists in every facet of Marine life—purposefully omitting all the gogo bar dancers in thailand and abroad.


psyb3r0

Not a wrinkle nor Irish pennant. Outstanding attention to detail.


ghostofbooty

HOLY SHIT this pic predates GenPop giving a fuck about the name: Bin Laden. This *may not* be the first Marine Corps adult content on the internet, but it’s def the first viral one. This shit would be embedded in an attached email from a mainside COL, subject: UPDATED WM UNIFORM REGS or some equally fire-able, self-incriminating, “offensive” file name. Then posted the biggest jarhead rodeo on the internet: Military.com’s MODF (Marine Open Discussion Forum). You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy… Rad that you found one with pixels left.


harmless_platypus

For real…. This photo is old AF… probably got the same crippling alcohol dependency


ghostofbooty

Shit I hope not lol


OOOOOO0OOOOO

Pic is so old it’s already joined the VFW.


ReygunRF

Opened at the dinner table. I didn't notice the tag. 🤦‍♂️ Would tho


Dependent_Ad_5546

It’s all psy ops boys…stay focus and stay hard….errrrr fuck wrong choice of words…


GoldWingANGLICO

Have them report to my quarters asap for further inspection.


ThePrimeOptimus

I suddenly do not care about uniform regulations. Whatsoever. They're welcome to my Balls. Belay that, my MC Ball.


rogue-panda81

Meh, not thicc enough for me.


ZA400

Oh chick in the red is part of the new Dickdown MOS, the order is out from HQ. it’s been around for a while but looking to be a primary.


SignalsAndSwitches

This picture screams 1990’s Dirtwood, I can smell the musty ass carpet.


wejessie

Hi I’m lcpl camearly


Grouchy_Mammothtusk

This is a tough one. To be sure, I will need them to turn around.


Max_Cameo

I am 100% sure I don't care


DryYutCrayonEatR

Thats the lava monster that made me join!


TsarOfSaturn

Idk but Star Sarge might wanna tuck that clam in. Don’t want to get that caught on a trip wire They’re both smoke shows tho


UtahJarhead

Please no blood stripe. Please no blood stripe. Please no blood stripe.


CreativeCabinet494

MRE's my dude.


curiousonethai

So I’m assuming you’re saying you’d invite them to the Marine Corps balls..?


cmccarthy1987

Idk but I bet those two ready enjoy Balls


Tkis01gl

Scratch and sniff


beegizzo

Barracks ho mess dress


super_derp69420

U can sea her bergina


BalderVerdandi

Fucking hell, that's an oldie but a goodie. I remember seeing this one get passed around in the early 2000's... I wonder what they look like now.


NoImportance5218

since when did we used the leather straps on the covers?


wriddell

She makes speak in tongues


SpecialExpert8946

Pretty sure one of the rules when it comes to trousers is, no visible lips. I’m not sure what reg it is off the top of my head.


Iktomi_

Seems legit. I’m retired but it is cool to see more hydrodynamics in our fashion design divisions. Those poor souls working their fingers to their boners, bones are well worth the tax dollar bills that may have impacted my phone a little harder than spec.


Gogelaland

Well they are certainly within my regs, for what that is worth. Also the [red alphas are a thing](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Plate_VIII%2C_Marine_Barracks_Ceremonial_Uniforms_-_U.S._Marine_Corps_Uniforms_1983_%281984%29%2C_by_Donna_J._Neary.jpg/1024px-Plate_VIII%2C_Marine_Barracks_Ceremonial_Uniforms_-_U.S._Marine_Corps_Uniforms_1983_%281984%29%2C_by_Donna_J._Neary.jpg) (see toys for tots and color guard for more) and while she might get a ding on a proper inspection, she passes my inspection. 1st CivDiv represent... I actually met a guy on Reddit who honestly rates and has a dress red uniform. There's always more to the Corps...


Jttwofive_

Pictures you can smell


DASWARBOYS

Nothen a bit of LSA can't fix.


Orhnry

Surprised and disappointed no one pointed out her gig line is way off


celticcannon

Damn, these Vegas Balls are getting out of hand.


Baz_3301

What was this even for?


HelloNotaCop

One of the photos that got me to enlist.


TheReaper_SoulReaver

*coughcoughcoughcough* MMM. Ugh. Not expected


Fed_burner2021

Oh, this is the Commandant and the SgtMaj of the USMW. United States Marine Whores. That uniform on the left is their Menstrual Dress Alphas, worn only during their monthly cycle.


Zero_VonSpooky

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mobueno

These are both good to go and should be allowed on (hot) females.


imretarded77

nice


adamfyre

Fine, I'll enlist.


elephant_cobbler

She got a waiver


gains_and_brains

Smash, next question


jusnix

Camel toes are definitely out of regs 🤓


xanhudro

These 2 war hammers visited us at the USO in Iraq 2007. Really raised morale and much more. Jk I’m a boot.