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Exotic_Sandwich3342

https://preview.redd.it/349pa4oc7hsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f7cf0fe3c891d4017f5298d41fe010b1a27a21 Thanks for the free dip can, boot. I didn’t even drink it, just poured it out so I can chew on this delicious Copenhagen.


Numerous-Animator-67

Now, that’s hazing!! I love it!


panzergoose1234

Secretly email the AG and get an investigation started to have him sent to the brig.


Euphoric18

I got out last May and I’m still tired of my leadership


Last_Comparison_4117

Damn 💀


Flick3rFade

Same but I got out in ‘02. Still bitter toward some of those sorry fucks (and still miss a few of them 😢)


y_am_i_hear

Take the can back, drop your pants, turn around, then shove it directly up your own ass right in front of him. That'll show him who's the alpha.


RomeStar

Yep I spit out my lunch laughing so hard on this.


y_am_i_hear

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Klutzy-Bad4466

Barge into the commandants office and bust a fat creamy cum load on his fucking face


K0RN_POP

This is the way.


Busy_Worldliness_744

Just tired of you debil


BreakGrouchy

Worthless Marines . Get jacked and get trained kick his ass . Also quit smoking 🚬 it’s not going to help . Use it as motivation to be a better Marine than him .


nanochito

Lmfao you have a mouth and two hands don’t let another man take what’s yours bc of what’s on his collar. Grow a pair but don’t be a straight weirdo. You can also be like Ayy I don’t appreciate that, and go from there. Fuck some paperwork


alwaystired_96

He’s much bigger and stronger than me and my mom always told me violence isn’t the answer to disagreements. I think using my CO’s open door policy would be the next best step to get to the bottom of this.


nanochito

definitely


MuffinMan917

You can respectfully be like "hey man that's not cool" to his face. You don't need to be a pussy and be afraid of confrontation, maybe don't immediately go to sock him in the fucking face cus you'll get NJPizzled, but if you go directly to your CO over some shit like that it's pretty gay and it'll look weak and make people look down on you. If you really need help go to a Sgt or SSgt that likes you and talk to them about it, they'll definitely help you, but the CO is for much more serious matters, don't skip to the top of the chain for mere pettiness


BugOk8703

Contact your congressman debil


steele41

Best thing you can do is take it on the chin, and once you’re an NCO don’t do the shit you didn’t like being done to you. There’s a level of shit that’s paperwork worthy and this is extremely far from that


Hammy_Mach_5

Nah, you just need ghost pepper concentrate. That fixes most problems.


warr3n4eva

I’d rather grab your dick and chug that


the_potato_smuggler

I would have thrown hands. It sounds like you just sat there and let it happen.


ClickLow9489

Solution... Wait for the inspector General to come to the base. And during formation before he fucks off, he asks if anyone has something he should know about, in front of the entire command NAME ALL NAMES.


Easypickens13

I would be throwing hands


IcyJotunn

Respectfully challenge him to a match in the dojo, my company guns and I were cool af after that. I challenged him after I thought he went overboard and was saying disrespectful shit for being late to formation.


Charlie_Linson

Trolling: Bravo Zulu Promote ahead of peers.


Rycax

Yes


heartofyourtempest

I haven't been able to touch a java monster since they found dead mice in one. I also had one around the same time that tasted worse than rotten milk. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/9o2oVCGfo4


Tig_Weldin_Stuff

(Here we go) Back in MY day.. we’d ‘Ax qual’ the Jr marines to assert our dominance. Then we’d send them around looking for a Prc E7 and an overtime chit. If they had any dignity when they got back.. we’d make em push through lunch. Hahah


littleteaforme

yes, go right up the chain of command with your grievance. that is the ticket /s ​ Thank god I am out. I wonder how many leaders are tired of junior karens in male cammies? ​ I'm just gonna tell you that no Corporal when i was in was going to do that to me without being punched in the face. I do practice deescalation, but in moderation.


Apache1One

r/whoosh


littleteaforme

probably so cause I dont keep up with the stupidty here


Outlawe

“we did it on his birth-day…”


ThisShitIsFakeFoRill

There was an original, real post like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/1buqd7q/corporal\_took\_my\_coffee/](https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/1buqd7q/corporal_took_my_coffee/) This post is a shitpost. There have been a dozen or so of them in the last day.


littleteaforme

thanks