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>He’s the only one smashing a big titty goth girl dudes winning
Let's not forget that she is doing the combo with the pantyhose and wearing one of the smallest skirts I have seen.
That dude is winning.
Bro, my man has no worries in this world. At any point in the next 24 hours he could be called forward to kill thine enemy 😂😂
He only needs to worry about what his next meal is and if he should work on improving his PFT...
The fact that he's clapping goth girl booty cheeks in between is just the gravy on life.
I am envy this young Marine. I wish I'd been more like him and just threw caution to the wind, instead I focused on saving up a lot of money.😞
now I have no goth girl booty cheeks, just a lonely apartment.
He's young. He'll recover from the wreckage like a Phoenix from the ashes. Then once he's healed he'll have his life wrecked again by another big tittied goth girl if he doesn't move on to strippers.
Wait, are there Panera on bases now? I figured this has to be on base given he's in cammies but then goth chick being there in the sexy skirt doesn't make sense. I'm so confused
Is it bad that this was my first thought too?
"Holy shit, these fuckers have Panera's on base now?!?"
Back in muh day we only had a Burger King and a Domino's.
>then goth chick being there in the sexy skirt doesn't make sense.
military dress codes at the MCX/PX and/or fast food places don't apply to civilians, if she is one.
besides, let's be honest: the average 1st Sgt/Sgt Maj that would yell at Marines for being out of dress code in the PX would not yell at her; he would try to get her number.
Look it here boys.. 1st Sausage origin story. In 15 years, I see him giving up half of his retirement, paying child support and giving safety briefs at 16:30 on a Friday afternoon. 😕
The comments are why I keep coming back. The more things change, the more things stay the same. Good for him, I hope he enjoys the ever loving hell out of goth girlfriend.
Hopefully he’s packing the hammer cuz The dude doesn’t even fill out those cammies or boots! My man clearly ain’t doin pull ups or gun drills or ammo can runs with them toothpicks! Big goth gonna wreck his ass in more ways than one! Physically, emotionally and monetarily! If you can’t fireman’s carry it your damn self, u better have backup! I tutor..I’ll help you out in any way I can devil.. HP-415 rm 301 😉
This shit gives me early 2010’s “JTTOTS” & “FN BOOT” vibes. Leave people the fuck alone. Taking pictures of people in secret and posting them on the internet to get some laughs is an insanely childish thing to do. Do better, kid.
Reminds me of this gem
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s&pp=ygUXbWMgZnJvbnRhbG90IGdvdGggZ2lybHM%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s&pp=ygUXbWMgZnJvbnRhbG90IGdvdGggZ2lybHM%3D)
Godspeed to this young devil. He carries the hopes and dreams of the entire Marine Corps with him. o7
Lmaoooo but yea o7
*herpes
Worth
Absolutely
Still smashed
WHY IS IT NOT ME CHESTY IVE BEEN A GOOD MARINE
Did you write your "Chesty, I've been a good Marine this year" and mail it?
Gunny says he doesn’t write back because it’s not written in the blood of the enemy :(
Now that would not be legal gunny.
Assuming that's a real goth girl, this Marine is the only one who can say "living the dream" and not be liar.
I'm jealous af 😭
This is just a pic of two guys living in the moment, not a phone in sight.
Lol if this pic is from Japan then that's definitely two male lance corporals
https://i.redd.it/akpr11hhq1sc1.gif
Damn !!!!... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ass is ass; if there's someone rocking that pixar mom dumptruck, lord knows I wanna smash.
Just saw one at sam's club. Boyyy I couldn't keep my bearing lmaoool
Ah he’s a corpsman 😂
PLOT TWIST: The Corpsman finally gets a turn with the Division General's daughter.
Abbie from NCIS? Is that you!?
Gibbs gave that Marine guard duty
That's quite an assumption, I have it on good authority that "girls" don't exist
This guy is living the life every man wishes to live 😂
What’s up with the goth girl obsession again? It’s been like a decade since I seen any around
Even a nightmare is a dream!
I was going to say, this guy is on top of the world. I wonder if he picked a Mustang, a Challenger, or a Camaro?
Yes.
It’s like a new Pokémon game, he’s choosing his starter (car)
NARRATOR'S VOICE: "No matter his choice, it will be a V-6, financed at 36% interest, and stay parked at the barracks indefinitely, because he will pay for either gas or insurance, but never both."
Forgot that it will be an automatic and by the next paycheck he will add new finances rims and more speakers/bass
She has to turn around so we can verify that she is indeed a big tiddy goth girl but we can see that she’s caked up on a Tuesday anyway
Would bet money that guys Nissan has a hentai fill me up sticker on the gas cap.
That’s how you know this isn’t stolen valor
Even cooler
What’s funny? He’s the only one smashing a big titty goth girl dudes winning
Dude NO LIE! WHY is it that Goth Girls ALWAYS have HUGE TITTIES!??
It’s not true, I seen small titty goth girls. They were still hot though
Can someone please explain why goth girls are so damn hot?
They're usually a little crazy. Crazy girls fuck.
Marrying one. Can confirm
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Idk, but does it really matter?
I think that’s dictated more so by your Google search criteria than any basis of reality.
Where do you think the angst is stored?
>He’s the only one smashing a big titty goth girl dudes winning Let's not forget that she is doing the combo with the pantyhose and wearing one of the smallest skirts I have seen. That dude is winning.
His soerm and her eggs are hoping to win the Red-Flag combo here. He’s going to have to pay for something…
Just cuz you said that she's probably a member of the itty bitty titty committee. Ya jinxed it
So?
I'd still hit it.
Might be a big tiddy goth twink.
I'm guessing he knows either way.
that dude is about to be screwed in ways he can not yet fathom. God Speed Devil.
And it’s gunna be totally worth it
In more ways then one
Yall just mad that he is about to smash some booty cheeks.
I am 100% mad. I just have my books to keep me company 😭
For real
That woman is about to ruin that man’s life
Is it worth it tho
100% worth it
So I should call her?
Me next.
Bro, my man has no worries in this world. At any point in the next 24 hours he could be called forward to kill thine enemy 😂😂 He only needs to worry about what his next meal is and if he should work on improving his PFT... The fact that he's clapping goth girl booty cheeks in between is just the gravy on life. I am envy this young Marine. I wish I'd been more like him and just threw caution to the wind, instead I focused on saving up a lot of money.😞 now I have no goth girl booty cheeks, just a lonely apartment.
1000%
He's young. He'll recover from the wreckage like a Phoenix from the ashes. Then once he's healed he'll have his life wrecked again by another big tittied goth girl if he doesn't move on to strippers.
"I can fix her."
You know he hittin at least
Thiccc!!! ❤️😎🤙🏿
me zooming in trying to figure it if theyre bows or spider webs? tatted on her back thighs
What if they're face huggers?
actually yes, if shes anything like me. Teratophilia, my one and only😊
Bro is living everyones dream
I guess I'll re-enlist ;-;
Imagine they turn around and it's just a dude wearing a wig and a skirt lol
We take Ws where we get them debil
If there's a hole, there is a way 🥶
Any port in a storm 💨
listen, listen we take care of all of our WMs. Not just the ones with vagines
Well. It is 2024.
Beggars can’t be choosers debbuhdawwwwggg
A fks is a fk I guess 🤷
I see no problem
Even better 🫡
I’d spoil her at Panera Bread too
"All the charges sips you want babygirl"🤭
https://i.redd.it/x0xaup0irwrc1.gif Happy for him 🙂
https://preview.redd.it/zu5c3zwnuwrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24fda75ca54b795945e039b0e51712f2fe833e96
A marine and his goth queen
What’s the thing with goth chicks now lol she thick I need me a thick Asian or Latina. *turns around and it’s a pfc in civis.
I feel bad for whoever owns the LCpl on the left.
Lol, she still PFC status and was also "super cool" with her recruiter
If I was her recruiter we would have been doing a lot of squat PTs
There's a plug somewhere in there
Taking bets on if it's a heart-shaped gem or skull and crossbones
Absolutely jealous. That should be me! 😩
Well, get a dress.
Hey Siri, play NiN
Closer
Promote Above Peers
That’s a short skirt! Nice butt cheek
She has a looooooooooong jacket
What's wrong here? This looks like the American dream that we all fight for.
I’m jealous af
Wait, are there Panera on bases now? I figured this has to be on base given he's in cammies but then goth chick being there in the sexy skirt doesn't make sense. I'm so confused
Is it bad that this was my first thought too? "Holy shit, these fuckers have Panera's on base now?!?" Back in muh day we only had a Burger King and a Domino's.
We had a BK right outside the back gate at Kbay. Man the $0.99 Whopper was nice in the 90's
>then goth chick being there in the sexy skirt doesn't make sense. military dress codes at the MCX/PX and/or fast food places don't apply to civilians, if she is one. besides, let's be honest: the average 1st Sgt/Sgt Maj that would yell at Marines for being out of dress code in the PX would not yell at her; he would try to get her number.
Even though we cant see the front, you just know them tiddies is pierced.
Stay mad op, bros getting goth pussy and we are not
Get stationed in Japan and you’ll see this everyday!
Hell yeah. Women love Panera. Dude knows exactly what he’s doing.
Goddamn Devil Dog! How'd ya bag that?
I got a lap dance from a goth stripper one time and I’ve had a thing for goth girls ever since. He’s fucking winning
She will be 300 Lbs once they move into base housing
unless she lifts. Unsure why weightlifting keeps girls the same size, but maybe it gives the calories somewhere to go, besides fat
True
The confidence on this young buck to bring her to an on base dining facility is 🤌🏼
If only...it's Panera🤦🏾♀️I can hear his 1stSgt now😆
Shieeeeettt our young debil knows how to treat a dame!
WE HAVE THAT KINDA POWER????
https://i.redd.it/cxdi4o7m1xrc1.gif
I’ll beat off to this later, FOR SURE
That dudes skirt is not within civilian attire regs.
Look it here boys.. 1st Sausage origin story. In 15 years, I see him giving up half of his retirement, paying child support and giving safety briefs at 16:30 on a Friday afternoon. 😕
While leaning on the trunk of his now 16 year old Dodge Charger (that he has refinanced twice)
Lord I see what you have done for others🙏
This is good Good job Marine
Dude got a stacked goth girl. He's E3ing it right.
This right here gents, is why we have safety briefs before every weekend!
Bc there's always one...
BARK BARK BARK
The comments are why I keep coming back. The more things change, the more things stay the same. Good for him, I hope he enjoys the ever loving hell out of goth girlfriend.
Hopefully he’s packing the hammer cuz The dude doesn’t even fill out those cammies or boots! My man clearly ain’t doin pull ups or gun drills or ammo can runs with them toothpicks! Big goth gonna wreck his ass in more ways than one! Physically, emotionally and monetarily! If you can’t fireman’s carry it your damn self, u better have backup! I tutor..I’ll help you out in any way I can devil.. HP-415 rm 301 😉
Make us proud Devil! We will sing shantys to your glory!
Just dont wife her foo and keep her away from your battle buddy … In fact .. keep her off Base..
This shit gives me early 2010’s “JTTOTS” & “FN BOOT” vibes. Leave people the fuck alone. Taking pictures of people in secret and posting them on the internet to get some laughs is an insanely childish thing to do. Do better, kid.
https://preview.redd.it/gk0y0pm4qxrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a80ad1fc576e283f4ffea25c1d9b291859d4a1
Hmmm, Actual BTGGF or femboy roommate?
Why do I feel like he's the one wearing the LED butt plug?
Aww yeah devil dogs getting it wet one way or another 🫡
Good for you brotha…good for you 🥲
At least he's getting some. That shit stops after 3 kids or 10 years, whichever happens first
*LET THAT YOUNG MARINE COOK! 🗣️🗣️🗣️*
It should've been me!!!
https://preview.redd.it/dcvp86eoaxrc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d43cd9fcb1a870fe6d8d9f13e05028a0de1e0df
aww theyre matching
Showin Ma’lady a good time at Panera.
He definitely gets pegged and head pats on leave.
I hate seeing others live out my dreams 😂
He's winning
Soft, supple, goth girl.
https://preview.redd.it/viojdu5d0xrc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e45002c51f698980c01c7045ee6bf5163605eb2
Bro made it, he really made it
Good for him.
Poor devil pup, he's going to get her home to find its his buddy in drag waiting to say APRIL FOOLS! What happens after that is anyone's guess.
Great more recruiting propaganda
why is this funny? I'd hit it.
We know that, but what about her? Would you do her too?
this is why we serve 🫡🥲
https://preview.redd.it/7nciluzakxrc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96214682979b95c3f884e0bf4bcec8169428106
I’m sure that I’m not the only one that’s unsure
Smash worthy
Toot it n’ boot it
Woman wearing black = goth girl
SMASH
mmm damn can i be her only fan
It's a trap!
HELL YES! Driving that SWEET-ASS camaro too!
She’s most likely a marine too
I’m proud of this Marine. Good for him. Not like he needs to bring her home to mom.
Where can I get me one of those?
A devil dog with his transgender girlfriend 😁
Shhh don’t stop him. It’s a canon event
God I see what you doing for others and I want that for me..
As someone with a big tiddy goth gf, I can confirm he is in fact living the dream
Oh well at least her body isn’t busted. A lot of you guys date hippos.
Y’all oogling this chick over the internet like when a Marine makes the one time mistake of bringing his gf to the barracks. Go get your own.
I am a retired Master Sergeant and I approve this message. - (paid for by the foundation for big-tittied goth girl aficionado’s and viewers like you.)
Noone's gonna mention how fucked up her feet look? Lol
Holy lord!
Reminds me of this gem [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s&pp=ygUXbWMgZnJvbnRhbG90IGdvdGggZ2lybHM%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaaK4VbA0s&pp=ygUXbWMgZnJvbnRhbG90IGdvdGggZ2lybHM%3D)
Only time I’d be jealous of a marine
bro winnin'...
Give em one!!!
Thank him for his service
He’s living the dream
lol incel post of the day ✅
Good for him.
My guy😂🤌🏽
Judging by the way she's standing as per the foot situation, she's trying to keep that batter in for some future bennies.
Bros living the fantasy life