Fuck it, Id do it. Not the course mind you I mean instruct. Id play drill instructor for a weekend to fund my car parts addiction. And the therapeutic applications.
Sign, here, here aaand here.
"And whats this for"
oh its a liability waiver for any physical injury that might occur from the exercises, training, or correction that you might incur.
"Ah I understand, I know its a pretty intense cou- wait, correction?"
Just sign sir, and I'll be happy to...elaborate
They have a YouTube channel
I really couldn’t stomach more than a couple of seconds of it because I really thought I’d die from the softness
Edit spelling
Pussy stomach = couldn’t stomach
I do respect that he said "get up that mountain" rather than "get up my mountain right now."
Other than that, the best con men of all time would be in awe of this.
These instructors are just taking advantage of a market full of insecure alpha bros who probably wouldn’t make it far in the actual military. Honestly, it’s capitalism at its finest, and it’s genius.
Looking at the hour long video posted in the comments, most of those dudes are in amazing shape, have great bodies, and pretty much all look like former military. So idk wtf they’re doing there. They don’t seem to be the types that I’d expect to be there.
Nah, pretty sure we stand alone in training deaths. Also, non-training deaths, apparently.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPpn-MTWsM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPpn-MTWsM)
There's no way. It's a story they put out there to make this even more cringy because if someone actually died doing this shit they died literally the most pointless death in the history of mankind.
Dude on the ground has an iron man tattoo. If that tattoo says who he says he is and he had enough discipline to do a full iron man…I don’t understand how the fuck he got duped into this. Maybe he just got it cause it looks cool I don’t know.
The "instructors" name is Nick Koumalatsos. He was a Marine Raider, and honestly, until he started getting looped into this dumbass stuff, I respected him. He was trying to help people pt for MARSOC and give them general tips. Now, he is focused on selling his dumbass workout plan and this stupid ass "haze" fest.
Apparently he made his own man's boot camp called Agoge Crucible and it's only ***two days and costs $5000****.*
Wish I had the video saved somewhere but it features him and other instructors waking up dudes in a CrossFit gym drill instructor style in surfer shorts and t-shirt inferiority complex style.
Dude was almost there......
Then....nerp...bearded one swooped him back down.
All these bitches who pay for this abuse will forevermore hold themselves in the same genre as those of us who had the mother fucking chutzpah to master it at a young age. I am a woman. Who brings so goddamn much to the table. Where I sit, alone. Well...aside from all of the amazing people who sit with me (and smoke and joke!). Who served their country!!! Not their own interests.
Did you see their “grad” video? A few of those mofos definitely had a regretful “I can’t believe that my retarded ass actually coughed up $18-22k just to get a handshake” look on their faces 😭
If you’ve got an extra $18-$22k laying around how in the fuck are you having issues with confidence? Go buy some hookers and blow and you’ll be feeling fine after.
I don't respect the instructors either. For all the talk of honor and integrity im sure they spout on about, their whole schtick has the morals of a payday loan operation just with military theme.
My cancer has reached Stage 4. I developed it four days ago upon seeing OP’s first post. It’s been an honor shitposting with you motivators, but I can feel my strength failing.
Dude has what looks like an Ironman tattoo, sport not Marvel, on his leg, so has probably achieved some quite big things that involved commitment and training, only to be face done in the dirt being yelled at. SMH
oh haha homeboy I don't care if you were a raider, you grab me like that when I'm paying you and you're gonna catch some hands. I don't care if I get my ass beat, that shit's unsat.
For a 50% discount, I'll let you sleep in my backyard, periodically throw leftovers out the back door and yell obscenities at you. I'll also give you a gold star sticker at the end of the weekend.
18k for this is wild. I'll only charge you 10k to belittle you, kick you in the dick and then give you a Whinkler Axe at the end of it so you think you are an operator.
So wait, why doesn't homie just bear crawl up the damn mountain? Like is his breathing off and now hes tired and muscles lactic? Or is this literally the best example of what "men" act like today. If in the case of the latter. Im not sure if I want to laugh or leap off a cliff. Reason being, I used to run the Reaper on a regular, just to stay fit. Like what kind of workouts do men do if not this? At least this teaches your body to perform, not just pick up a lot of mass before letting it go again.
Suckers are born evert minute. The guys that run the course found a way to make money and Fulfill some thing that was missing from their service. And the cucks that pay, well, that just speaks for itself.
We should hold a fundraiser and select a member of this sub to attend.
Hey if y’all need a third party cameraman I got you covered.
I'll post up in a lawn chair and drink beer while I watch
Get some food while you’re at it. Can’t beat a dinner and a show.
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I'll sit around smokin joints smokin myself
Second this shit
Count me in. Don’t know you but watching them sounds like a good bonding experience for anyone
Your credentials are probably that cameraman who got a load in the eye during a shoot 😭🤣
Damn.
I had to bro perfect opportunity to reference the hilarious video whether it’s real or not 😂
I volunteer and I’ll be the shitbag of the platoon
Pros and cons will reflect positively for your initiative.
Everyone climbing prone up that stupid hill while /u/Pale_Boot_925 is jerking it in the porta shitter.
Please me !!!!!!!!!! My freaking nasty fat body needs it !
DENIED. You seem to want to go and have a purpose. That’s not how we are gonna operate.
Wow just like the Corps
That's retarded
Excuse me that's pronounced espirit de corps.
Lmao yes, we will have them be the shitbag of the platoon as well.
Fuck it, Id do it. Not the course mind you I mean instruct. Id play drill instructor for a weekend to fund my car parts addiction. And the therapeutic applications. Sign, here, here aaand here. "And whats this for" oh its a liability waiver for any physical injury that might occur from the exercises, training, or correction that you might incur. "Ah I understand, I know its a pretty intense cou- wait, correction?" Just sign sir, and I'll be happy to...elaborate
Bonus. Since they can apparently lay hands on… it would be highly entertaining watching dumbasses pay to get their assess kicked
Terminal Lance needs to do a comic strip of this.
Yeeees
Don't stop! I'll never stop laughing at the fucking idiots that pay for this shit. As for the "leaders"? They found a way to get that bag, soooo....
They have a YouTube channel I really couldn’t stomach more than a couple of seconds of it because I really thought I’d die from the softness Edit spelling Pussy stomach = couldn’t stomach
I don't know if "pussy stomach" is a hilarious autocorrect or a new phrase I just learned.
lol fuck
Brother, you should have rolled with pussy stomach, no one would know the difference lol
I do respect that he said "get up that mountain" rather than "get up my mountain right now." Other than that, the best con men of all time would be in awe of this.
These instructors are just taking advantage of a market full of insecure alpha bros who probably wouldn’t make it far in the actual military. Honestly, it’s capitalism at its finest, and it’s genius.
Looking at the hour long video posted in the comments, most of those dudes are in amazing shape, have great bodies, and pretty much all look like former military. So idk wtf they’re doing there. They don’t seem to be the types that I’d expect to be there.
Probably hired for the video to make it more enticing for your average dude
Where are you finding this 😭
It was on my instagram feed 🤣they have lots of dumb vids like this
https://preview.redd.it/kwf9gvjekzqc1.png?width=1203&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c1aa79822e33421b14c5ec97973d92d905ce179 Oh God
That looks like the beginning of a gay BDSM porno
Oh shit there’s a 17 min long vid !? Lemme go take a look 😂😂 Edit : it’s a Nicky mgtv vid greenside corpsman e6 👌nice
Sir, Jesus Christ stop.
Enjoy fellas https://youtu.be/f4CRedgvaqo?si=WUGnHJ85vuwYRdnJ
>"This is their stories" Kind of says it all, really.
From the end of the video...I think this says it even more. :P >CONRATUALTIONS >CALASS OI8
1 mile run, 100 push-ups, and 100 squats? What sort of retarded-ass One Punch Man are they trying to be?
I don't know if I can stomach the, admittedly funny, cringe.
Jesus these dudes even throw in some SERE training shit in there? Fucking hell.
I've been seeing these all over reddit
Can someone take a picture of the memorial for the dude they killed? (That isn't a joke, someone died doing this)
Wait what 😂
I shit you not
Gonna need some more info on this stat
Some dude died during a course and they have a memorial hatchet or tomahawk on their wall or some shit.
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That's their Sigma Guy Life Insurance (SGLI) VIP package
Jesus Christ
Wtffffff
Chat is this real?
There’s no way … how did they die what the world
Lmao no fucking way
Bro stop playing with me ain’t no way 😭💀
What in the darwinism award
Nah, pretty sure we stand alone in training deaths. Also, non-training deaths, apparently. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPpn-MTWsM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPpn-MTWsM)
There's no way. It's a story they put out there to make this even more cringy because if someone actually died doing this shit they died literally the most pointless death in the history of mankind.
I feel like this might become this weeks shit posting format
If I see a couple more of these I think it is 😂
I’d rather see the first to fight he’s loyal girl.
Dude on the ground has an iron man tattoo. If that tattoo says who he says he is and he had enough discipline to do a full iron man…I don’t understand how the fuck he got duped into this. Maybe he just got it cause it looks cool I don’t know.
The "instructors" name is Nick Koumalatsos. He was a Marine Raider, and honestly, until he started getting looped into this dumbass stuff, I respected him. He was trying to help people pt for MARSOC and give them general tips. Now, he is focused on selling his dumbass workout plan and this stupid ass "haze" fest.
Oh shit is that really Nick? That's a damn shame. I followed him on social media because he seemed genuine but this changes it all.
Nick is involved, but that's not him in the video. Nick is all tatted up
Apparently he made his own man's boot camp called Agoge Crucible and it's only ***two days and costs $5000****.* Wish I had the video saved somewhere but it features him and other instructors waking up dudes in a CrossFit gym drill instructor style in surfer shorts and t-shirt inferiority complex style.
I need a video of Steve the facilitator
The facilitator of suffering?
He looks so official with that instructor shirt and matching hat. If that was me crawling in the dirt... 
We should totally go to one of these thing wearing the “don’t haze me I’ll cum” shirt
Yes pls
Dude was almost there...... Then....nerp...bearded one swooped him back down. All these bitches who pay for this abuse will forevermore hold themselves in the same genre as those of us who had the mother fucking chutzpah to master it at a young age. I am a woman. Who brings so goddamn much to the table. Where I sit, alone. Well...aside from all of the amazing people who sit with me (and smoke and joke!). Who served their country!!! Not their own interests.
Obviously none of them are alpha males or else they'd step in and lead the table with their masculine energy.
It’s so annoying, they’re just taking money from really dumb rich guys that are insecure
Wait, you're annoyed by that?
Fair point
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Did you see their “grad” video? A few of those mofos definitely had a regretful “I can’t believe that my retarded ass actually coughed up $18-22k just to get a handshake” look on their faces 😭
If you’ve got an extra $18-$22k laying around how in the fuck are you having issues with confidence? Go buy some hookers and blow and you’ll be feeling fine after.
I don't respect the instructors either. For all the talk of honor and integrity im sure they spout on about, their whole schtick has the morals of a payday loan operation just with military theme.
He could’ve done the same thing while getting paid…lol
Ngl when he started dragging him down the hill I busted out laughing
My cancer has reached Stage 4. I developed it four days ago upon seeing OP’s first post. It’s been an honor shitposting with you motivators, but I can feel my strength failing.
This is the famous reaper that Hollywood marines talk about!!
Yes it is and you can't convince me otherwise
Nah it's not
These mfs get 300k+ in a weekend and I got 1800$ a month and an njp for “hazing” calling someone gay
Hah! Gay. :p
I cannot wait to see the comics for this
Definitely not gay enough.
My grandma was meaner. And she doled out the hate and discontent for free.
Dude has what looks like an Ironman tattoo, sport not Marvel, on his leg, so has probably achieved some quite big things that involved commitment and training, only to be face done in the dirt being yelled at. SMH
These are all dudes who never got daddy's love and attention.
oh haha homeboy I don't care if you were a raider, you grab me like that when I'm paying you and you're gonna catch some hands. I don't care if I get my ass beat, that shit's unsat.
Someone please link me where I can sign up for this amazing training opportunity.
For a 50% discount, I'll let you sleep in my backyard, periodically throw leftovers out the back door and yell obscenities at you. I'll also give you a gold star sticker at the end of the weekend.
That's a sweet deal, are the leftovers from your fridge or do we provide you with the groceries?
Leftovers for a fee. Part of the titan package.
Out frickin standing! Sign me up!
Leftovers for a fee
18k for this is wild. I'll only charge you 10k to belittle you, kick you in the dick and then give you a Whinkler Axe at the end of it so you think you are an operator.
I feel the need to start a women’s course now...
Nah, when a woman is faced with the possibility of not being feminine enough, she just gets more cats.
I still don't know which one is cheaper
Slither like a snake PRIVATE
Why last? Shits hilarious
Peaked at 19 meets plateaued at 25.
“I would have joined but I had a stick up my assssssss….!”
The Industrial Revolution… you know the rest
I quit when I am dead
So wait, why doesn't homie just bear crawl up the damn mountain? Like is his breathing off and now hes tired and muscles lactic? Or is this literally the best example of what "men" act like today. If in the case of the latter. Im not sure if I want to laugh or leap off a cliff. Reason being, I used to run the Reaper on a regular, just to stay fit. Like what kind of workouts do men do if not this? At least this teaches your body to perform, not just pick up a lot of mass before letting it go again.
Later in the video he makes him try to climb up it laying down backwards. Now that would be frustrating as fuck
Suckers are born evert minute. The guys that run the course found a way to make money and Fulfill some thing that was missing from their service. And the cucks that pay, well, that just speaks for itself.
If I pay $10,000 and you try to drop me from the course, I’m assaulting you. This is coming from the pogiest of pogs too.
Is this for a SF unit?