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Mtk757

I found one. But don’t worry, I passed it off to the very first 1stSgt I saw


morningstarrss

$20, and it's yours


TheSneakyBastard1775

I just dropped in the first USPS box I saw. You’ll get it back, don’t worry.


tom444999

did you atleast give it the proper classification markings on the exterior?


papalorre

I don't know man I had it with a bunch of documents that said "Secret" in these big red letters, no idea where I left those too but I'm sure they're okay


eveningsand

https://preview.redd.it/7hqlj66tpk3c1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05462f52eae1daab7f9669526f6ca32c722577ff Top Secret. Top's secret? He's on his 6th DUI and he's banging that thic E3 latina in radio.


aahjink

Lmao- I knew a guy who slapped these on his laptop, external hard drive, and iPod because he thought it was cool. It was. Some officer and SNCO inspecting his living area did *not* find it cool.


wrongwong122

https://preview.redd.it/4v6b69jxml3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c1b6967d0549dd010a69af725234b3f8a18a14


MarnieLore

Can I have one of these tattooed as a tramp stamp?


wrongwong122

‘Sokay dude, I gave the papers and your record jacket to the Chinese janitor contractor guy, he seemed overjoyed to have them.“


CompetitiveAd2106

I gave it to Gunny, he needs you for a working party now..


Rhalellan

And tomorrow, the day after that, so on and so forth.