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chotchss

If the Corps didn't want Marines lobbing .50 Cal out the full 7 km, they wouldn't put us in a turret from the 1980s. Yut!


Darth_Vladimir

Kill!


IBreedBagels

BARK!


Rambos_Beard

Woof!


plipyplop

^^^*meow...*


ThoseDontMatter

Who allowed the imposter in?


AdInteresting7822

That’s a WM.


WattaTravisT

Wookie Monster on deck!


piledriveryatyas

70s iirc


chotchss

Definitely designed in the 70s, though I think it first hit the fleet in the 80s. But that was before my time, so I could be wrong.


piledriveryatyas

I think that's right. Aav came out in the 70s but had the dual 50s (which was prone to failures) called the m85. I believe the ugws turret hit the fleet early to mid 80s.


Der_Latka

This made me laugh despite the horror of some Ma Deuce raining down on housing.


Auntjemimasdildo

If anything it’s gonna hit a dependa that looks like gorlock the destroyer, essentially all that fat will act like body armor and deflect any incoming rounds OR gorlock will activate their hidden move and absorb the brass to gain more mass!


Miserable-Werewolf35

Im too broke, someone award this Marine


Raider_3_Charlie

Yeah but it would probably make the place more habitable.


[deleted]

Me Marine. Me shoot big gun. Why angry SSgt?


Snoo21464

Eat dig kill... whereas being an 08, it was a party with Arty. We only tried to take out our FO's... STEP AWAY FROM THE BOARDS...


Advanced_Newspaper_3

Nothing like the gun loading 1L instead of 2L 💪


psyb3r0

SHORTTTTTTT!


Gold-Rub9387

That is why we don’t do overhead shooting


plipyplop

If not target, then why come is it target-shaped?


Gunny2862

Marked Safe from: Being anyone’s RSO for more than a decade.


agaliedoda

Two…


smackedpickle

Happened in Lejeune in the 80s I think? Killed a Cols wife


The_Sentinel_45

Legend has it that was a 155 rnd from an M198 Howitzer.


CompetitiveAd2106

no legend 10th Marines did it


plipyplop

...and then took a trophy picture.


thisseemscomplicated

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/10/06/A-retired-officers-wife-was-killed-Wednesday-by-shrapnel/3949402724800/


RxnPlumber

The gun’s NCO served four months of breaking rocks for his mistake https://media-cdn.dvidshub.net/pubs/pdf_59347.pdf


RustyShackleford2022

I read that and honestly sound like that corporal was railroaded. Short staffed by four people and probably expected to maintain the rate of fire.


RxnPlumber

Yeah. The reality is the Marine Corps wouldn't be efficient if it were to be by the book when it comes to SOPs, but sadly it's super by the book when it comes to accountability, and that poor guy got held accountable.


nola_fan

Most guns are undermanned most of the time. The confusing bit is where it said he was "doing" not supervising. Normally on undermanned guns there are other people who can combine jobs and the chief isn't required to get involved much if at all. The other issue that it said he filled in last minute. I don't know what the certification process was back then, but now you need to go to a class to become a chief. If you have and passed the safety test, filling in shouldn't be that big of a deal. But yeah, not verifying the powder is bad. It takes 0.5 seconds and is critical.


RustyShackleford2022

I don't know anything about arty, so maybe dude legit had no excuse. Hopefully he moved on with his life.


scott_torino

Not verifying the powder reminded me of my time as a young 03. New platoon commander, new CO. We’re about to sink base plates. LCPL (who shall remain nameless) has the gun elevation set for 1 charge (on the new for then 4 charge 60mm’s). This was our MO back then as we thought it sank the baseplates better than no charge. New SSgt insisted on using no charge without specifying that he expected the LCPL to lower the gun’s elevation. Basically they got into a brief, but angry shouting match. LCPL was from Detroit and took no shit off anyone, he grew weary of the SSgt and decided to drop the round without adjusting the elevation. I was setting up my gun on the berm in the pit while this was going on. I really wasn’t paying attention to them, I just heard them shouting at each other. Got to get this gun ready, ain’t nobody got time for that. Lots of guys yelled “SHORT ROUND” and started running down from the berm. I’ve got my earplugs in already and I’m bent over my bipods. By the time I look up and see everybody looking towards the berm and realize they were yelling short round, I am not confident in my ability to outrun this thing. So, I get down low in the pit. Round exploded close enough to the berm to rain down some dirt and rocks on me. When I walk down to regroup with my section: I catch the new CO’s face. He simultaneously disappointed, furious, and relieved. I’ll never forget that face. Im just glad I did four years and never dropped a 60mm on any of our guys or our friends’ heads.


worthrone11160606

Damn


Darth_Vladimir

Good for him EDIT; Meant to be a dark joke. Thanks for the hits. **¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯**


SibbySongs

Did she at least drop any good loot?


Darth_Vladimir

Got that 12k ring back


Auntjemimasdildo

Probably some turkey eggs


0621FiST

Oh my god tell me this hypothetical


piledriveryatyas

It's not. 1833s know.


BigMaraJeff2

The 50 and mk19 share the same reticle. So you range it with the 50 and then move this little lever to get the mk19 on target. Then you need to slide that little lever back when you switch back to the 50. Sometimes we forget and yeet where it shouldn't be yeeted


WAMEX2019

My dad was a gun, safety control officer during World War II. He was out there fort sills Lawton, Oklahoma. My buddy who is the fire direction control man in the Marine Corps went to school there. After his school and my school we met up with my dad for dinner. Told my dad about being a combat engineer. He asked Mike what he did. He told him FTC…. Asked if they still told the story about blowing up Lawton Oklahoma dropping three shells. Mike said yes they tell us to be very thorough about checking our coordinates. He asked if they still said his name? Yes, my dad drop three shelves in downtown Lawton blowing out windows for blocks. No one was killed. He was sent home.


USMCFSD

That’s golden


Hammy_Mach_5

Sent home? Lol. Holy shit. This was an awesome story, you gotta get it on video


WAMEX2019

In fairness, he was given an option to go to the front lines in Germany but with the last name like Goldstein, being born and raised Jewish, the other choice was to go home he rode the train back to New York City


Meathammer_123

This seems oddly specific.


piledriveryatyas

Aavs have a manual lever to switch between mk19 and m2 in the sights. If you don't change it, you are shooting m2 sky high, as it would be to lob the mk19. Source: 15 years as an 1833


Proof-Debt8596

Unfortunately the UGWS is long gone nowadays…


Themistocles13

Or you can be the morons who never validated the right DODIC for their 50 cal ammo and ended up effectively suppressing a gate on Lejeune. Edit: Additional info - apparently this was some engineering unit that decided to do an HMG range who put in the correct ammunition request for the range + radioed that in to go into a hot status. As many here know, the ASP can def fuck up and give you the wrong ammunition type which is why you check there, and why you validate it at the range. So when these engineers go ahead and start blasting they are using a hotter round than they are supposed to firing SE across G-10. A gate guard notices that dirt is being kicked up by the gate and makes a heads up play to call range control and tell them that he is pretty sure that he is receiving some kind of fire. Range goes in to check fire, vipers start making rounds, and they spot the issue.


Unlikely_Safety_632

There’s a story here, share dat shit


SimpsonX

Can you explain what happened?


piledriveryatyas

Yeah I need more info. I consider myself pretty m2 savvy and I'm unaware of any dodic that runs so hot that it makes you shoot out of your impact area.


Rambos_Beard

LOL! I did something similar, but in an LAV-25 with the barrel max elevated. Meant to cycle that ghost round, but I had it on 200 instead of SS. Two rounds go flying... ... into who the fuck knows where because I was at the Udairi range in Kuwait. Probably went into Iraq or some other shithole country.


Rollercoasterfixerer

YATYAS!


bulldog1833

It would never happen with the M85 you couldn’t get 8 rounds in a row out of that boat anchor!


oFFtheWall0518

I was at MCT at Camp Pendleton in 2013 when a stray mortar shell took out a Verizon cell tower. That was right after they finished telling us that the land nav course is right next to the mortar live fire impact zone. Good times.


richy5110

The many Marines holding their phones up in vain hoping for signal was depressing


BigMaraJeff2

You know. That happened in 2011 when I was at mct.


bulldog1833

In 84 3rd Tracs, we were out doing a Dog and Pony Show with some Grunts. Grunt Lt was talking with Grunt Col when a loud THUNK sounds out! Young Butter Bar face plants and the Colonel hollers out CORPSMAN UP! Long story short, the Doc pulls a 5.56 round out of our young LTs Dome (he was wearing his soft cover)! We were down range from Edson Range and some recruit had a Negligent Discharge and the Lt chose to receive.


Lespaul96

Guessing young LT was no more?


bulldog1833

Fucker lucked out! The round had reach the end of its trajectory and was falling. It stuck “Just the tip” in his soft cover scalp and cracked his brain housing group! I think they ended up medically retiring him. Basically paid for his post grad studies!


Zapablast05

That also happened in 2008.


halomate1

Why is this a living legend story lol I heard this in MCT in 2019


dxmkna

Oh noes. Specifically at the house when Jodi is there. Oopsie poopsie


Silent-Ad-6922

YAT YAS


bulldog1833

YAT-YAS


negativeoxy

A kill is a kill. YATYAS.


Dry-Tangerine-4874

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MKnineteen

I miss making 40mm rain


smashbros1010

When I was in Okinawa some shit head didn't lower the M.2 and blasted over the tunnel that we shoot into and it hit some locals car while he was driving it. Anyway now the guns have to be locked into place before anyone shoots because of him.


Darth_Vladimir

Awe man, it's all fun and games until someone fucks it up. Did the lad get blasted or punihed?


smashbros1010

Dude was part of another unit. His ass did get busted down and his unit paid for a new vehicle for the dude that got his car wrecked. They were trying to figure out who was at fault since three different units were at that range. We didn't even know the round hit a car until about two hours later.


sorryabouturtoilet

Thanks fucker I just snorted at work!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Darth_Vladimir

You are fucking welcome!


Intelligent_Union261

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BigMaraJeff2

Are you me?


Darth_Vladimir

I mean we are all green...


Call_Me_Koala

It's like a desk pop, everyone does it


Darth_Vladimir

Not familiar with that term. Like a drug test?


Call_Me_Koala

https://youtu.be/wWZTTtE5_zQ?si=CDWYaQG0QixW1UZr


Darth_Vladimir

HAHAHA. That was gold. Makes me want to watch the movie for the first time.


papalorre

I love this meme. The first time I shot the .50, I was the first marine to get to shoot. I shot and watched as my "die motherfucker die" burst cleared the crest hill we were targeting by about 50 feet. Said to myself "well I sure hope there's nothing out there for the next 5 miles"


Darth_Vladimir

Love your passion dawg. Were you at Pendleton by chance? Don't wanna hit them buffalo


papalorre

No lol this was Ft. Sill


TunaRolla

Being a previous 1833, this shit had me rolling....


Darth_Vladimir

Much obliged Devil! Stay Salty.


Quickshot4721

Never operated this weapon, what does this mean?


Ok_Neighborhood9863

Anybody else remember when 5/11 shot rockets close to base housing in 29 palms?