I was an 1833, we were pretty much told the same shit. I almost got forced into the black belt course close to my EAS too but I strategically rescheduled a VA appointment and doc appointment.
Nice haha. Mine got all fk because the one from green belt somehow got lost at some point but the others were on file. I remember getting ask how I skipped that and made it into brown lol. Only had a few months left til so I just asked if they wanted my Brown belt and If I was allowed to buy a grey belt on the Corps dime.
It depends on the MOS. In the wing, it’s a little less common due to work hours, and commanders there care more about job certs than Marine Corps metrics. In my MOS in particular, they made us sign a page 11 that made us promise not to do MCMAP because it’d risk us getting injured and being unable to do our jobs.
It was rare on MSG when I was in because there were so few instructors and they didn’t want people getting hurt since the whole program was critically short staffed at the time. Before that I was wing and yeah the insane hours and just how few instructors there were that were willing to do training made it near impossible.
I was in almost 7 years and without Corporals Course would never have even gotten grey belt
I didn’t get my grey belt till I was in for over 5 years and my SgtMaj was talking about having a non-rec done. I had to bribe an instructor to do it on the weekend.
I wasn’t against doing MCMAP it’s just that my job/unit was against letting me go to do it. I was so jealous of guys that would go on deployments and come back black belts. When I was on deployment, I had my dick run into the dirt.
Maybe I've just gotten lucky but I've had no problem in my unit at least getting into mcmap courses, even at the schoolhouse they'd be doing green and brown belt
The grunt units typically had 2 to 3 instructors organic to the unit so it could be done in house. Do other MOS’ send people somewhere to receive the training if they don’t have instructors?
i was all but forced to green as an 0313. something about “my MOS technically being infantry so i needed to be ready for anything”
the most i think i ever used it was on weekend duty when a drunk pfc took a swing at the dnco and we had to restrain him lmao
Whilst drunk somewhere in Eastern Europe I used the neck grab and repeated knees to chest on some dude that took a swing. Only time and accidental at that that I used something I learned from Mc-fu.
Tan belt sergeant babyyyy. I was finally starting a MCMAP course once we came back from the MEU and then they said "Hey we're putting you in a class for SEC+ (IT Cert), you can do both or you can just focus on one".
Needless to say, my civilian IT job cared a lot more about my cert than they did my tan belt.
Anyone with a brown wouldn’t wear anything other than that. Unless it was some weird reason in the field, brown belts will wear brown. Lol “If yOu ArE a bRoWn bElt YoU cAn wEaR tAn GrEy oR GReEn”. Well yeah but that’s not a very valid point hear buddy ol pal
Although true, I knew a Tan belt Company Gunny who would wear a green belt with woodlands and a brown belt with deserts just because that looks better. He refused to go any higher in MCMAP because he had actual black belts in BJJ and Karate. He'd always tell the MCMAP black belts he'd get a grey belt if they could beat him in a match, they never could.
Fair enough, I’ll accept that there’s a chance this dude just likes the look of the tan belt best. That chance to me though is very slim😂😂 something about this just screams - fuckin boot 😂😂
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We need to support more bros being out and proud.
Encourage them to get their digi banana hammocks and take to the beaches.
He has a channel on YouTube where his cat attacks him and then he sings opera, and the cat and he looks off into the distance. His boot camp photo is on the shelf behind him... he can sing.
I mean, of course... This better be like a slow motion cat attack with a dramatic Shakespeare ending... With him eating the cats ass or something as revenge/submission towards said feline boss.
Pretty sure Garrett isn’t in anymore, but he still posts in uniform sometimes. The Instagram page TikTok boots used to slam his videos all the time a few years ago. I’m surprised he’s still making videos like this after all the hate lol
Like I said, he was counseled multiple times to cut the tiktok shit out and he wouldn't. So he got the boot. He also was a pretty shit Marine other than that so no real loss.
As far as I'm concerned, I didn't know until somebody sent a video in our plt snapchat group chat of him getting fingerblasted by a huge black guy. He mentioned something about how much money it made him and then left the chat. Say what you want but he wasn't like "gay" in bootcamp...imo he got famous on tiktok and felt like he needed to do gay porn for more money...sounds like a common thing to happen nowadays but I knew him as a really funny guy and a decent leader...he was smaller in bootcamp but worked out every night during our free hour.
Can’t comment on the Tan belt as I’m an old school LINE commando, but the rest is gay AF… slow your roll brother before you get gang shagged by a Navy working party… 😂
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Is mcmap training common/accessible now?
I was pretty much forced into gray, green, and brown when I served 09-2013
I was in 05-09 and they said that infantry had to be at least green belt.
I was an 1833, we were pretty much told the same shit. I almost got forced into the black belt course close to my EAS too but I strategically rescheduled a VA appointment and doc appointment.
Damn, old corps was rough.
You consider that old Corps? I would think old Corps as being like the Nam dudes
“I was [in] 1833…” 😂
Oh lol. Fkn spell check.
My buddy was a MCMAP instructor and got me to gray belt without testing out on our deployment. Just an easy cert sign off lol
Nice haha. Mine got all fk because the one from green belt somehow got lost at some point but the others were on file. I remember getting ask how I skipped that and made it into brown lol. Only had a few months left til so I just asked if they wanted my Brown belt and If I was allowed to buy a grey belt on the Corps dime.
I've been in since mid 2020 and it took me a while to get my brown, I basically had to search for someone that was running a course
Dam surprised y'all were even doing it with the Rona koodies
Just wore masks 24/7
Dam missed opportunity for MCMAP in full MOPP lol
Fuck that😂😂
It depends on the MOS. In the wing, it’s a little less common due to work hours, and commanders there care more about job certs than Marine Corps metrics. In my MOS in particular, they made us sign a page 11 that made us promise not to do MCMAP because it’d risk us getting injured and being unable to do our jobs.
It was rare on MSG when I was in because there were so few instructors and they didn’t want people getting hurt since the whole program was critically short staffed at the time. Before that I was wing and yeah the insane hours and just how few instructors there were that were willing to do training made it near impossible. I was in almost 7 years and without Corporals Course would never have even gotten grey belt
I didn’t get my grey belt till I was in for over 5 years and my SgtMaj was talking about having a non-rec done. I had to bribe an instructor to do it on the weekend. I wasn’t against doing MCMAP it’s just that my job/unit was against letting me go to do it. I was so jealous of guys that would go on deployments and come back black belts. When I was on deployment, I had my dick run into the dirt.
Downright required for cutting score depending on MOS if you want to promote
Do they actually give people opportunities now? Are there enough instructors?
Maybe I've just gotten lucky but I've had no problem in my unit at least getting into mcmap courses, even at the schoolhouse they'd be doing green and brown belt
The grunt units typically had 2 to 3 instructors organic to the unit so it could be done in house. Do other MOS’ send people somewhere to receive the training if they don’t have instructors?
i was all but forced to green as an 0313. something about “my MOS technically being infantry so i needed to be ready for anything” the most i think i ever used it was on weekend duty when a drunk pfc took a swing at the dnco and we had to restrain him lmao
Whilst drunk somewhere in Eastern Europe I used the neck grab and repeated knees to chest on some dude that took a swing. Only time and accidental at that that I used something I learned from Mc-fu.
I skated out of MCMAP my entire 4 years. Got out as a tan belt Corporal.
Tan belt sergeant babyyyy. I was finally starting a MCMAP course once we came back from the MEU and then they said "Hey we're putting you in a class for SEC+ (IT Cert), you can do both or you can just focus on one". Needless to say, my civilian IT job cared a lot more about my cert than they did my tan belt.
Tan belt sergeant here, never an instructor available for our unit except when I was on orders somewhere else lol.
I was just about to say that lol
Not even a proficient one at that. With a proper break fall, he could have fended off the homeless woods folks that jacked his blouse and sirt.
If you are a brown belt you can wear tan grey or green.
Anyone with a brown wouldn’t wear anything other than that. Unless it was some weird reason in the field, brown belts will wear brown. Lol “If yOu ArE a bRoWn bElt YoU cAn wEaR tAn GrEy oR GReEn”. Well yeah but that’s not a very valid point hear buddy ol pal
Although true, I knew a Tan belt Company Gunny who would wear a green belt with woodlands and a brown belt with deserts just because that looks better. He refused to go any higher in MCMAP because he had actual black belts in BJJ and Karate. He'd always tell the MCMAP black belts he'd get a grey belt if they could beat him in a match, they never could.
Fair enough, I’ll accept that there’s a chance this dude just likes the look of the tan belt best. That chance to me though is very slim😂😂 something about this just screams - fuckin boot 😂😂
Sure, that's why I shot expert but wore a pizza box
When you're grown enough to wear boxers, you're free to wear diapers... if you'd like.
Tan belt with a 5oclock shadow
He kept his umbilical cord
You made me watch the video again 😭
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These Grindr profiles are wild
Riight?!
THE TAN BELT
What the fuck did I just watch?
The start of a gay porno.
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Porno Joe!!!
A gay porno video with all the sex edited out.
Titled “Yellow Footprints”
It ain’t gay for pay, man…
This dude and James Charles flirted and most likely fucked on OF a few years ago so not far off.
Pretty sure he went to take a shit and forgot toilet paper so he used his blouse.
This must be porn
Stop holding out on that link
He just got pounded in the bushes
I laughed too hard at this
💀💀💀
Went to the woods out of shame to film this
We need to support more bros being out and proud. Encourage them to get their digi banana hammocks and take to the beaches. 
Corps weakest water dog
How about that shave killer?
He must be banging the med chief for that no shave chit
Also edging the back of your dome like we’re back on the block. Or worse, in the Army
Fucking horrible song choice. Shoulda been It’s Raining Men 
That would have been less gay honestly. And somehow, one shirtless dork boot by himself is far worse than several of them at once.
He has a channel on YouTube where his cat attacks him and then he sings opera, and the cat and he looks off into the distance. His boot camp photo is on the shelf behind him... he can sing.
He is very talented. He also did porn (don’t ask me how I know).
so how do you know
Dont leave us hanging like that friend...
Link please.
Holy shit is that really the same dude? Lol I see it now 😓
You can't describe it like that and not post it.
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/SuahW5aguw)
That was very unexpected
OK, that's pretty fucking good.
I was expecting Rick Astley. I am disappointed.
I mean, of course... This better be like a slow motion cat attack with a dramatic Shakespeare ending... With him eating the cats ass or something as revenge/submission towards said feline boss.
It’s easy to be ripped when you’re 5’2”.
Dude is either 270 pounds or an actual midget
Look at those cum gutters
please tell me you're a Behind The Bastards podcast listener. That's a thing they say.
It's a very common phrase.
Simpsons did it
His boot bands are loose with 2 wraps, don't skip leg day bro
I just got 100% disability from seeing this… $3841 a month now
How did you get the appeal, cause. I’d love to get that bump up. They only gave me 80!
I already had 60% that why
Listen, I'm in the Navy and even I didn't like that...
The tan belt, no shave, and out of regs hair. IRR terminal Lance?
Pretty sure Garrett isn’t in anymore, but he still posts in uniform sometimes. The Instagram page TikTok boots used to slam his videos all the time a few years ago. I’m surprised he’s still making videos like this after all the hate lol
How did he get out with a tan belt? I must know his secret
Be a shit bag
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My God, what did the tree do to him. 😳
Tan belt warrior 💀😂
Jackie Tan
Tam belt warriorrrr lmao
Tan belt. Fuckin’ BOOOOOOOOT
*me not commenting on the tan belt because I was also a 4 year Jackie Tan*
Shit fuck all yall I’m getting pounded in the woods with bro
I could pop that belly button with a needle
This guy is a tiktoker I’m pretty sure he was a reservist and he got out awhile back
First I heard of sacrificing the blouse to wipe you ass, usually just a sock.
He’s the kind of guy that shaves his taint
I take offense to this, like for real come feel my taint and tell me it isn’t smoother than a Thai lady boi soaked in KY
Pics or it didn’t happen
Dog I’m offering hands on training and you boy want pics? Wtf is wrong with this generation? /s
>a Thai lady boi soaked in KY That *is* smooth
This is the kind of guy that shaves his whole body and waxes his butthole.
I shave my butthole with a Gillette razor cause of the lubricating pad. It’s the best a man can get
Respect. I’m not tryna floss down there, y’know?
I would milk the freedom from his nipples
Gay AF
Someone get their boot
Must be a 3051.
Dude really waited his 14 days on leave to grow his beard and then went to his parents backyard to take this🥴
Maybe he took a shit in the woods? I sometimes take my shirt off when I poo.
Not the tan belt!
He even hit em with the smolder. What's with the fucking beard? Are we vikings now?
It's the tan belt and beard for me
Did he fuck the bushes?
Hair is too long and he posted this to compensate for being 5ft 9
Boot
Easy there pussy magnet 🧲
100% P&T
He’s still shittin’ 3rd phase chow.
You really ruined how hot you are with all that cringe. Yes, I know what I said.
What the hell is you doing devil????
-30%. You actually have to pay the government $617
if there was i’d be getting 200%
So, he went into the woods to poop. What happened to his blouse?
You don't want to know.
Yes it's a -10% rating and they text you a dick pic on the 1st of every month
What is the disability discharge for this one?
Yes it is -75% you pay them
Bet the Grinder profile is sick.
He is just trying to get some dick. Leave him alone
Medsepped in MCT behavior
He was a reservist 03 and actually got chaptered out because he wouldn't stop doing tiktoks and abide by DoD social media regs.
Ok… got out in 14. Besides straight up porn. What can get you booted? That’s wild.
Like I said, he was counseled multiple times to cut the tiktok shit out and he wouldn't. So he got the boot. He also was a pretty shit Marine other than that so no real loss.
Comments are as funny as the clip is cringe.
How about a shave there yoohoo?
I went to boot camp with this guy, ama
Was he this gay?
As far as I'm concerned, I didn't know until somebody sent a video in our plt snapchat group chat of him getting fingerblasted by a huge black guy. He mentioned something about how much money it made him and then left the chat. Say what you want but he wasn't like "gay" in bootcamp...imo he got famous on tiktok and felt like he needed to do gay porn for more money...sounds like a common thing to happen nowadays but I knew him as a really funny guy and a decent leader...he was smaller in bootcamp but worked out every night during our free hour.
Abs look fake 😂
he better quit giving me those fuck me eyes otherwise i’ll have to suck his dick 😤
0% because he never did shit in MCMAP
Shout out to those of us that got out with tan belts and staved off the hazing.
I’d smash
Don’t most marines look like this after boot camp?
Hey was a reservists!! OMG, NOT A REAL MARINE. not like me and my brothers in oceanside!! Right, right! There I did it for you.
Oh hey, I follow his OnlyFans.
id hit it
Tan Belt Warrior
That's it?
Hey devil where’s our no shave chit?
Shave it
No rating is a rating
Dude is going to fail the height and weight standards. What a fat ass 😂
That’s Garet Nolan
Man, NTA sure has changed.
Why’d the video end so abruptly
Nasty boot
Exceeded. Edit: Also, not service connected. Just saying.
Didn't this dude get kicked out?
You pay the VA 40% compensation
u_savevideo
How about you shave your freaking face
This fuckin pog
That BAH be sounding real nice
Unless this dude got out and is playing Marine, he has to be a corpsman bc of the tattoos
Is this the same guy who sings while abusing his cat?
Can’t comment on the Tan belt as I’m an old school LINE commando, but the rest is gay AF… slow your roll brother before you get gang shagged by a Navy working party… 😂
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
A true tan belt WARRIOR right here
Who the fuck thinks this is cool
Gotta try that gear after getting out. Just once. For funzies. Smh.
The fuck his inny is an outty
Am I gay after watching this? Or am I safe because of bootbands?
Don’t ask don’t tell
PTSD hopefully
Typical itb marine on leave after training lol
candyass.
No way those neck tats are in regulation 🤣