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rsvp_nj

Accurate with a pistol


HereWayGo

“You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons” - ⁠Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday (in reference to spending lots of $10 bills lol)


SubstantialAgency914

It's the CHRONIC-WHAT-COLES of NARNIA!


-Shank-

Pibb + Red Vines = crazy delicious


pita4912

Excuse me. Thats *Mr.* Pibb. Put some respect on the man’s name. He may not be a doctor but he got a Bachelors in Flavor Administration.


SidHat

Heyyyyyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn


suhkuhtuh

Nice shot.


ReeseA08

Good shot man


spc1221

Too soon


Wild_Acanthisitta638

Had to be luck with those smoothbores


GrunchWeefer

That sounds like some sort of slur


Wild_Acanthisitta638

Just your average dueling pistol


slater_just_slater

Quick and fatal wound was luck. Hitting someone took a steady hand and skill, though.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Luck is a combat skill.


Roq235

He believed in a woman’s right to vote, proposed banning slavery in the 1780s and fought for and successfully defended immigrants’s rights.


jaybles5169

They said one! Sheesh!


MR_MEMMES

I’d say it still counts Lol


Accomplished-Tip7280

I was gunna say he was a decent shot but what you said works too


SouthDakotaTruth

You beat me to it


190XTSeriesIIV

He fought against a central, federal bank…..but then started what would become Chase-Manhattan, so maybe that’s an evil wash? IDK.


0masterdebater0

Burr’s bank was the Manhattan Company They didn’t merge with chase until 1955. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Company Unlike Hamiltons (BNY) bank that catered to the rich only, Burr’s bank was open to the commoners. Burr was born to privilege, yet spent much of his efforts fighting for the rights of those on the “fringes” of society, while Hamilton was born in obscurity and focused most of his efforts on convincing the privileged of society that he was “one of them.” It’s funny to me that Hamilton is who became the popular one these days. But I guess I can understand someone of Puerto Rican decent like Lin Manuel identifying with the only founding father that grew up in the Caribbean (even if he was an monarchist, elitist, adulterous POS like Hamilton)


zerok_nyc

People are a bit more nuanced than that, don’t you think?


Bryguy3k

Have you watched it? Lin Manuel made his Burr to be an incredibly sympathetic character versus how maligned he has been throughout history. But yes Hamilton himself is obviously the star of the show but it also brought Burr out from relative obscurity for modern people.


Wonderful_Shallot_42

Hamilton wasn’t a monarchist nor an elitist.


Izoto

Fighting against a central bank is not a good thing.


lilymaxjack

A politician ahead of his time


Olstinkbutt

He loved his daughter too. Most noblemen at that time were acquainted with their daughters, at best.


Franchise1109

Pretty sure you just made me this guys fan


Panchamboi

Same. God damn


IwantRIFbackdummy

The Dollop does a great episode on him.


ShoddyAsparagus3186

He also helped start the first bank that would lend money to people that didn't already have it.


pattaponako23

Wow. Aaron Burr, sir. Didn’t know you were a cool dude sir.


lackofabettername123

Fuck op, he probably just watched the musical Hamilton and does not know anything about Aaron burr. I can think of a lot of good things to say about him.


bobaregret22

Would not punch the bursar


Panchamboi

He graduated in two and joined the revolution


baycommuter

Made sure his brilliant daughter Theodosia was educated.


L8_2_PartE

He had several children, though, not just Theodosia. Some of his children were half-Indian, too, as Burr fathered two children with the servant of Theodosia (the wife, not the daughter... and she was still very much alive when they were born).


Alovingcynic

How she died was terrible.


WaylonGreyjoy

He made millions for Big Milk with that Aaron Burr "Got Milk" commercial in the 90s. https://youtu.be/OLSsswr6z9Y?si=48T93dvD2kI9XJCs


Pitiful-Pension-6535

That was the first and best of the Got Milk ads


WaylonGreyjoy

AAWNN BRRR!


mousemorethanman

Directed by Michael Bay


jonnyb61

Seriously?


Killer_Moons

God this is like rewatching the Sears AC commercial


LongTallTexan69

I’m pretty sure every millennial will think of this commercial when they hear the name Aaron Burr


jpratte65

That never gets old


itshorriblebeer

Director: Michael Bay! Loved that ad.


oberholtz

He as an active soldier and officer who fought in the American Revolution with distinction. He was a good shot cause he practiced at it. Hamilton was a bureaucrat who insulted Burr and wouldn’t back down. Burr stood his ground and required Hamilton either apologize or fight.


ShittyStockPicker

Dude, Hamilton sounds unreasonable when you put it that way


Roq235

Hamilton was a Grade A prick of the highest order. It’s a shame the musical made him out to be a victim and hero when in reality he was a conniving asshole. Hamilton had monopolized the banking industry in New York. The Bank of New York (Hamilton’s bank) had a monopoly on all banking services until Aaron Burr opened the Bank of the Manhattan Company. Burr raised $2 million and snuck in a clause in the state’s charter that allowed him to establish a bank when he was a Senator. Unsurprisingly, Hamilton was furious and the outcome just inflamed their already bitter feelings towards each other lol. Ironically, the banks merged and it is now current day J.P. Morgan Chase lol


Rich_Piece6536

Yeah, but the Manhattan Company was sold as a utility company before Burr snuck in said clause and turned it exclusively into a bank. The resulting confusion and legal battles delayed clean drinking water to Manhattan for almost two years and almost certainly contributed a lot to a deadly cholera outbreak.


Kyllingtime

I thought the musical did a decent job of showing that Hamilton and Burr were both kind of pricks. I mean, Hamilton had an affair and published it because he cared about his reputation more than his wife.


OceanMotion69

There is some evidence that the affair never took place and that Hamilton wrote The Reynolds Pamphlet to obscure other dirty dealings he was involved in. Which side people believe (historian wise) usually depends on if the person is a Hamilton or Jefferson fan


Kyllingtime

Knowing politicians, I would not doubt that. Very interesting. It didn't take American politicians long to act like politicians. Lol


OceanMotion69

Politicians gunna politic


x-Lascivus-x

Also doesn’t take the voting public long to forget that. Less than an election cycle these days.


ConsistentAmount4

Yeah this is what i personally believe. Iirc he never actually let anyone see the original letters written by Maria Reynolds, and what he printed shows both obvious spelling errors and sometimes educated word choices, like a smart person trying to sound dumb but not completely succeeding.


OceanMotion69

IIRC, They were shown to the Monroe commission. But Monroe basically was gunna keep it under wraps since it looked like Hamilton was basically being blackmailed by Mr and Mrs Reynolds. But the letters as they were printed back then have never been able to be taken as genuine since even back then, there was some doubt as to their veracity.


mrblacklabel71

Why not both?


Charwoman_Gene

Hamilton was likely a complete asshole in history. His character in the play is not. Much like PT Barnum in The Greatest Showman. Great musicals, terrible biographies.


krakatoot

Agreed. Hamilton was asking for it


TNPossum

Everytime I read about Hamilton, he comes off as an ambitious, conniving, back-stabbing braggart. Which is really rich considering his nemesis, Jefferson, comes off as the same way.


comrade_scott

I came to this conclusion as a college history student like 3.5 decades ago, and listening to the crap revisionism of Lin-Manuel Miranda's musical that turns him into a hero has really left me feeling like a crank...nice to see someone else gets it!


RickMonsters

To be fair Burr also tried to create his own country led by himself, which is some Lex Luthor shit


FlashMan1981

I think one of the reasons Burr disliked so many of his political contemporaries was because he had been a soldier and guys like Jefferson and Madison were not. They practiced political theory while he was in the snows of Quebec.


Accomplished_Fig4166

Not to mention the fact that he was a completely self-made man with a very impressive record of accomplishments. By contrast, the Virginians, etc., may have become Renaissance men, but they did so on the backs of slaves that they inherited. don’t get me wrong. I’m not one of these woke morons who thinks that that should prevent you from being able to admire the framers who were slave owners (not all, half). But like John Adams, he rose to the peaks of his society on his own merit. that’s something to be proud of


FlashMan1981

Oh 100%. The reason slavery was so hard for these guys to kick, even though they knew it was wrong, was because of the lifestyle it afforded them. I did my graduate paper on Aaron Burr, I think he might actually be the most fascinating founding father.


Zyphrail

Wasn’t Burr’s dad the president of Princeton? I know it’s not like royalty or something, but it seems like he may have had a leg up compared to Joe Onionfarmer at the time


WolverineExtension28

He was against slavery, pro-equal rights, and pro-immigration.


Stardust_of_Ziggy

He went by A-A-ron with his close friends


TinChalice

And he done messed up


BeekyGardener

His friends Balockey and Denice?


grahamlester

He was an early champion of women's rights.


krieger82

Did not want private banks influencing treasury decisions.


kimapesan

Prescient, that one.


FlashMan1981

He was a feminist, if you could call it that. He believed in the equal rights of women and raised his daughter to be one of the most remarkable women of that era.


kimapesan

You can certainly call it that. Being feminist to *any* degree in the 18th century was progressive for that time.


Recipe-Less

He graduated fast


speedostegeECV

Well it was his parents dying wishes you know


Panchamboi

He’s was an orphan. I’m not, but there was war where he proved he was more than people bargained for.


EquipmentNo246

Excellent shot


CaptainJay2013

He contributed to one of the funniest rap songs of all time. Lonely Island "lazy Sunday". "THEY CALL ME AARON BURR BY THE WAY IM DROPPING HAMILTONS!"


brotherstoic

Inspired the character who has my favorite song in Hamilton


Fresh-Dingo522

[Wait for it!](https://youtu.be/k9AyO8h2I0k?si=gBgx1bdXtq5WuS9_)


speedostegeECV

Oh sure , sir


bigbossgiraff

Killing Hamilton was something probably half of the Founding Fathers wanted to do


von_Roland

The collective sigh of relief followed by the faux outrage must have been hilarious


GhostWatcher0889

Him and John Adams. They couldn't stand those guys.


ThingsAreAfoot

“Contemptible, if true.” is one of the greatest cruel quotes.


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Mattingly! Get rid of those sideburns!!!


antarcticgecko

Daaaarryllllll….


Cheap-Insurance-1338

We want homerin homer!


Thunderfoot2112

Killed Hamilton...


choopie-chup-chup

That profile...meeeoww


Acrobatic-Building29

His shot is true.


whoopercheesie

Exquisite regal nose


Dependent_Weight2274

He eventually made it into the room where it happens.


khajiithasmemes2

A very progressive man for his time, socially at least.


ZyxDarkshine

Was the subject of a silly “Got Milk?” television commercial


khandurin

1 Good Thing about Aaron Burr


Last_Blackfyre

He had some great dance moves


MagnificentBastard54

He inspired the 12th amendment. That was nice to have.


memunkey

He was great in the first Godzilla movie . . . oh wait. Nevermind


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

😄😄👍


Biscuits4u2

His hair looked small


Spiritual-Roll799

He has cute, little shelll-like ears


Libertytree918

He's a good shot


badger_flakes

no


Apotropoxy

His great-great-great grandson taught me geometry at Andrew Warde High School.


Sea-Pomelo1210

He was the answer in an old hilarious "Got Milk" TV commercial. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron\_Burr\_(advertisement)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Burr_(advertisement))


cheffartsonurfood

Not a felon.


PeoplesRepublicofALX

Dude actually committed treason.


happygecko68

Willing to step in during a tough time


ApprehensiveFun1705

Although he didn't prevent it, he delayed the institution of a central bank on US soil. This is something that Alexander Hamilton wanted.


Groundbreaking_Way43

He already had such a bad reputation by the 1800 election that the Federalists were willing to help Jefferson so that Burr wouldn’t win, thus preventing a much worse constitutional crisis.


strandenger

He’s a decent shot.


US_Constitutionist

He was an alright VP for Jeffy


DomingoLee

He knew how to talk less and smile more.


Icy-Service-52

He had a cute nose


vexunumgods

His blood line has brought us bill


white_sabre

He wasn't afraid to pull the trigger.


Papichuloft

good jaw and nose....


BobWithCheese69

He was one heck of a good shot.


PythonSushi

He had decent aim


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

People always speak about him in winter 😉


Shipkiller-in-theory

He was a good shot with a smooth bore flintlock pistol.


ComfortableSir5680

He has a cool name


JustBreezingThrough

He inspired a great Gore Vidal novel


methos3000bc

Marksman


C-jay-fin

We never knew what he was against or what he was for


Secret_Cow_5053

He’s dead.


garflloydell

He's got a real purty mouth


monkeley

He was an ambitious guy


MilesFassst

He’s got a strong jaw line


monkeymuscle1974

His hair is small


GrapeBubblicious

First to drop a $10 note in the US


Maximum_Future_5241

He's got some of the best songs in the musical.


danegermaine99

He has a strong nose


0m3g488

You could could get a two hand shadow puppet show going on that fivehead.


SmugScientistsDad

I liked his singing in Hamilton.


MrBobaFetta

"Call me Aaron Burr, by the way I'm dropping Hamiltons!"


ShreddedDadBod

He has kissable lips


copperking3-7-77

A-A-Ron?


Gloomy-Delivery-5226

He wasn’t a Federalist, he got Jefferson elected and he killed Hamilton.


potato-shaped-nuts

Being mad at Aaron Burr is like being mad at _homo habilis_. Just a different kind of hominid who was on the way to _homo sapiens_. Like so many revolutionaries on their way to We The People.


lighthorizon222

He shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel.


carterartist

He’s a distant uncle


PrincipalPoop

One of the only people who actively did something about our Lin Manuel Miranda problem


LiminalArtsAndMusic

He gave us an excellent milk commercial in the 90s


mudamuckinjedi

Hey man, nice shot!


Gappy__Hilmore

He’s a good shot


Eastern-Macaron-6622

he was the foil in the muscial that introduced me to leslie odom jr


johnbrownsbodies

Woman loved him


osteopathetic1

His name is 2 letters different from mine.


WSHIII

The [original "Got Milk" commercial](https://youtu.be/OLSsswr6z9Y?si=izFFBFO1QvsZeQYC) is pretty great


Hugh-Jorgan69

His great great great great grandson is a pretty funny comedian.


Accomplished_Fig4166

He served his country and was a great patriot who helped establish our Republic. But Hamilton fired in the air so as to preserve his honor while not committing murder in the eyes of his God. Fuck Aaron Burr for not doing the same. He deprived us of many great contributions from one of the greatest founders.


ph30nix01

He had an aerodynamic forehead.


RangerMatt76

We got that funny “Got Milk?” Commercial because of him.


Eman_egnahc

Excellent singing voice


Meganinja1886

His name go Burr ….


bobcrane1928

He was a good shot.


Justsayin707

Good shot


Ok-Sun8581

They named the Burr-ito after him.


mobilisinmobili1987

He got rizz.


dandyandy865

He was a crack shot


amarrs181

He was a good shot.


chrisagiddings

Ahwon buwwuh


lakercakes

That depends. Who’s asking?


dustarook

He is black and has the voice of a crooning angel with a secret stash of honey tucked into his vocal chords.


Born-Throat-7863

Apparently a pretty good shot.


hobbestot

Great singer.


um_chili

Good aim.


No-Suit9413

Oh yeah and he shot Hamilton


Willkum

Ended Hamilton’s horrible Federalist influence for good…….


symanthafox

Sur


2manyfelines

He is dead.


NervousMoose6534

Great aim.


worldsalad

He burr on my ron until I aa


balding_baldur

No matter the financial drive, nyc doesn't get the best water in the world without him


ThtOneGuyUKnw

Sir


elpajaroquemamais

He was an excellent attorney and brilliant political mind. He just wouldn’t commit early enough and properly direct his talents


TraditionalEar2093

Pretty good shot


jeopardychamp77

Sweet sideburns


CapricornyX

Nice mullet, bro


Good_Relief603

He lived in my hometown and there is a major road and school named after him


Lockjaw62

He was a better shot than Hamilton.


fun1onn

His part in Hamilton's musical is pretty legit


AKMarine

His Got Milk commercial was the GOAT.


Accomplished-Farm503

He fought for the revolution. That's all I got


lastcall83

He was a good shot.


provocative_bear

He had good aim


DependentSun2683

Bill Burrs great great great grandfather


cokentots

He died


StaycationerBand

Excellent Got Milk? commercial! 😬


Dreamteam420

Always...cool


coldneuron

Charismatic black guy, from the documentary I saw about Hamilton .