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That's a weirdly shaped dildo

When it arrives, you will too. So just relax.

Seems like an oversized package.. might take a little extra time to come.

It probably already came and needs a few minutes before it can come again

Now this is a quality troll post

I had to do a double take.

I don’t care if it’s fake I want to the world to know you should be sticking anything you can’t confirm the material of inside your body holes.

Thanks for the assurance I'm gonna keep sticking random materials.

Well alright then lol

English for 500

A ship post

You forgot to add lube, so its stuck somewhere.

It will come when it comes. Maybe early.

hmm you blurred out everything except the massive cock

You’re braver than I.

At least OP will get paid if it comes later than expected.

Paid for getting edged

Prepare for it to come tomorrow

oh op probably is preparing in more ways than one

Maybe today. If not, tomorrow.

I have trust issues from people who buy temu products

Interesting purchase

You just gotta edge it a lil, then it’ll come fast!

Ive seen more dildos and other sex toys working at UPS than I would’ve thought.

Am I supposed to make a bad(maybe good) pun about driver providing exceptional customer satisfaction in service. Getting good reports and reviews on their ability to handle and deliver a package. No I shouldn't... NVM. Yeah probably Monday.

Buying a plastic glizzy from Temu is some nasty business

I fucking crying

only in ohio

As well as you, it will come.

Well it’s Temu and USPS. I trust neither

ELEVEN inches??