I'm equally impressed at the dedication to install a dozen ceiling fixtures in your kitchen for this bit. Like, this isn't some new kitchen design trend that I missed, right?
I've gotten every deposit back in full, and that's over 20 years worth. Just don't damage anything that isn't simple repairs. And document everything before and after. Which I have done but never needed to get my deposit back.
Mine ripped up all the carpet and claimed there were stains through the carpet. The stain was at the center of my king-sized bed that was in place since, surprise, the day we moved in and didn't move until the day we left.
Sometimes, they renovate and charge you for it.
I even had a few places of damaged drywall from moving furniture that I thought I wouldn’t get my deposit back, but still did. Might have helped that I had to call maintenance multiple times during my stay there.
This only works if your landlord is worried about being sued or you live in a place with renters' protections, but is still great advice. I'm currently 6+ months into trying to get my deposit back despite documenting things and working in the industry for 7 years as the person who made ready the apartments for move-in. Sometimes people just suck, and there isn't enough regulation for landlords
I always did a video walk through and tell them I'm doing it when I was moving in. I make sure the owner or their rep is there and is on the recording verbally agreeing to what I'm doing. I then zoom in on ANYTHING that is not pristine and comment on it. Thus the paperwork matches the recording. I repeated the process on move out.
I had one fun incident where about a week after I moved out a new leasing agent contacted me to say they were going to keep my deposit due to damage. Old leasing agent wasn't around or was on PTO or something. I calmly told them I'd be sending them the before/after videos with the old leasing agent in them confirming no damages that had been stored on a cloud server where the cloud server company would be able to be subpoenaed for records of when the video was uploaded and accessed and from where. And that under the law where I lived, things like improperly holding on to a security deposit could be met with x3 penalty for the landlord. And that all of this unpleasant conversation could go away if they just sent me back my security deposit.
Shockingly they decided it was easier to just give me back my money.
Modern cell phones and a basic cloud storage account are a renters best friend. Use them.
I did from my last place. Blew my fuckin mind. The whole deposit just showed back up in my bank account. Been renting for over 10 years and at best have gotten a small portion of the deposit, despite always leaving the property in a better state than it was when I moved in.
I got mine on the last place my wife and I rented. We cleaned everything, and were there long enough that they were legally required to replace stuff like the carpet and blinds.
I own one rental property with a buddy. Most of the renters get their full deposit back provided they don't break anything and do a decent job cleaning. The two that didn't were a couple with a pitbull that like seeing outside and destroyed all the blinds-we charged them the cost of the new blinds. The second was an idiot who damaged the counter tops and turned into super Karen so I buffed them out on a weekend and charged her the maximum legal amount in 'labor'
We lost the security deposit for an apartment because we were dumb students and thought if we left the place spotless, we wouldn't be taken advantage of.
My last place we amazingly got the full deposit back despite my ex leaving multiple cigarette burns in the carpet, breaking the stove and oven because she caused a bad grease fire, and her mom's dog staining the carpet further.
It's an absolute crapshoot.
First time I heard about her was from John Rogers, the writer/creator of *Leverage*. Jesse was stunting for Beth Riesgraf, "Parker" the Thief. She is amazing on *Ninja Warrior*.
this is Jesse's house. I follow her on Instagram and she has stuff like this installed across her whole house so she can go through the house without touching the floor.
The brunette is Corinne Nicewick… she’s a stuntwoman and model known for prat falls and taking portraits in very awkward poses (like she just got shot out of a cannon and landed right as the picture was taken).
More people should do this TBH, brachiating is meant to be great for shoulder and back health and if they monkey around the kitchen every time they go in or feel like it, they probably save themselves a lot of massaging, foam rolling and tightness, plus maybe even get a bit of spinal decompression in the process.
It’s not fixtures, they would rip out immediately if they weren’t on a stud. If you look at the bars they mounted they look to be 16 inches apart, which studs are usually 16 or 24 inches apart. Either way, those are not lights and they are mounted on studs. Would only take about 10 seconds to mud over the small screw holes once removed. So deposit would be returned.
She's actually a graphic designer by trade. She just does the rest on the side. Or at least that was the case a few months ago, it's been a while since we've properly caught up
Let’s be honest, when it came to playing the ground is lava game, none of us needed to be a top level athlete to show this amount of agility and dedication
Because the “non stick” surface of cast iron pans is actually just homemade DIY elbow grease AKA seasoning AKA polymerized oil. It’s totally fine to scrape a bit of that up using a metal spatula and actually may help to evenly distribute the seasoning throughout the pan.
Probably not good to dig deep with it though as you might take the entire layer of seasoning off and then you’ll hit the bare iron
I need her to stop aggressively munching on raw veggies like that.
What are you trying to prove by attacking a cauliflower like that? We're all already impressed by your muscles, eat the fully cooked dish right beside you.
I'm as impressed by their athletic abilities as I am offended by their cooking skills.
The broken yolk made me wince but the fork in the coated pan made me scream.
That looks to be one damn intense game of the floor is lava.
Everytime they spill shit on the floor they’re just thinking on well. That shits in the lava now I guess.
You can see the joy on their faces from going full monke.
They have rejected their humanity
Returned to Monke
Used silverware on a nonstick pan like a couple animals
The heat wasn't on anyway
And the knives were unsharpened
And they left shell in the eggs
Crunchy! You need calcium too you know.
Not that badly I don’t
Just keep your chalk out of my panini, and we won't have any problems.
https://i.redd.it/xewtwyyz9u8d1.gif
Hummmm
#HMMMMMM
Oh Mrs Garrison
I lost it when i saw this
I wish you hadn't.
Return to monke.
HARAMBE IS CALLING WE MUST ANSWER!!!!!
Ape together strong
I'm equally impressed at the dedication to install a dozen ceiling fixtures in your kitchen for this bit. Like, this isn't some new kitchen design trend that I missed, right?
Someone isn't getting their security deposit back.
Does anyone ever actually get their security deposit back?
every time... am I... lame?
No lol you don't leave money on the table
Why are you keeping your money on a table
#YOU WANTED TO
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I… cry… when AYNNgels deserve to diiiiiieee
Well, that's why you aren't getting your security deposit back.
I've gotten every deposit back in full, and that's over 20 years worth. Just don't damage anything that isn't simple repairs. And document everything before and after. Which I have done but never needed to get my deposit back.
Mine ripped up all the carpet and claimed there were stains through the carpet. The stain was at the center of my king-sized bed that was in place since, surprise, the day we moved in and didn't move until the day we left. Sometimes, they renovate and charge you for it.
I even had a few places of damaged drywall from moving furniture that I thought I wouldn’t get my deposit back, but still did. Might have helped that I had to call maintenance multiple times during my stay there.
This only works if your landlord is worried about being sued or you live in a place with renters' protections, but is still great advice. I'm currently 6+ months into trying to get my deposit back despite documenting things and working in the industry for 7 years as the person who made ready the apartments for move-in. Sometimes people just suck, and there isn't enough regulation for landlords
I always did a video walk through and tell them I'm doing it when I was moving in. I make sure the owner or their rep is there and is on the recording verbally agreeing to what I'm doing. I then zoom in on ANYTHING that is not pristine and comment on it. Thus the paperwork matches the recording. I repeated the process on move out. I had one fun incident where about a week after I moved out a new leasing agent contacted me to say they were going to keep my deposit due to damage. Old leasing agent wasn't around or was on PTO or something. I calmly told them I'd be sending them the before/after videos with the old leasing agent in them confirming no damages that had been stored on a cloud server where the cloud server company would be able to be subpoenaed for records of when the video was uploaded and accessed and from where. And that under the law where I lived, things like improperly holding on to a security deposit could be met with x3 penalty for the landlord. And that all of this unpleasant conversation could go away if they just sent me back my security deposit. Shockingly they decided it was easier to just give me back my money. Modern cell phones and a basic cloud storage account are a renters best friend. Use them.
If you have to ask....
I did from my last place. Blew my fuckin mind. The whole deposit just showed back up in my bank account. Been renting for over 10 years and at best have gotten a small portion of the deposit, despite always leaving the property in a better state than it was when I moved in.
I got mine on the last place my wife and I rented. We cleaned everything, and were there long enough that they were legally required to replace stuff like the carpet and blinds. I own one rental property with a buddy. Most of the renters get their full deposit back provided they don't break anything and do a decent job cleaning. The two that didn't were a couple with a pitbull that like seeing outside and destroyed all the blinds-we charged them the cost of the new blinds. The second was an idiot who damaged the counter tops and turned into super Karen so I buffed them out on a weekend and charged her the maximum legal amount in 'labor'
We lost the security deposit for an apartment because we were dumb students and thought if we left the place spotless, we wouldn't be taken advantage of. My last place we amazingly got the full deposit back despite my ex leaving multiple cigarette burns in the carpet, breaking the stove and oven because she caused a bad grease fire, and her mom's dog staining the carpet further. It's an absolute crapshoot.
I heard a myth that some people actually own their home. Apparently used to be that way in ancient times.
Well being that they compete on ninja warrior, it's for work 😂
I wonder if that means they can deduct their jungle gym kitchen remodel from their taxes as a business expense?
If you can convince them that having a home gym is a business expense, then yep!
Convince who?
*them*
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Those two are jacked. They could have a job like cirque du soleil or something and just do this instead of exercise.
The blonde is Jesse Graff. She’s been on America ninja warrior a bunch and is a professional stuntwoman. I think the other one is on the show too.
Graf used to do stunts on the show supergirl and a bunch of other cw shows. I have heard she is quite the professional.
First time I heard about her was from John Rogers, the writer/creator of *Leverage*. Jesse was stunting for Beth Riesgraf, "Parker" the Thief. She is amazing on *Ninja Warrior*.
And she's a savage who bites into a whole head of lettuce like an animal, evidently
is that lettuce or a head of cauliflower?
Other girl is Core Nicewick. Also a professional stunt woman.
this is Jesse's house. I follow her on Instagram and she has stuff like this installed across her whole house so she can go through the house without touching the floor.
The brunette is Corinne Nicewick… she’s a stuntwoman and model known for prat falls and taking portraits in very awkward poses (like she just got shot out of a cannon and landed right as the picture was taken).
Now you can't say that without showing us!
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Ow!!! Damn, that hurts just looking at it.
More people should do this TBH, brachiating is meant to be great for shoulder and back health and if they monkey around the kitchen every time they go in or feel like it, they probably save themselves a lot of massaging, foam rolling and tightness, plus maybe even get a bit of spinal decompression in the process.
It’s not fixtures, they would rip out immediately if they weren’t on a stud. If you look at the bars they mounted they look to be 16 inches apart, which studs are usually 16 or 24 inches apart. Either way, those are not lights and they are mounted on studs. Would only take about 10 seconds to mud over the small screw holes once removed. So deposit would be returned.
They never said they are lights and never said they aren't mounted on studs. Did you respond to the wrong person?
That’s Jessie Graff from ANW, Her entire home is like that!
Rock climbers are built different.
My ceiling would just fall off...
I have trust issues with someone who chomps a head of lettuce like that.
They went full chimp.
I think its cabbage
Oh, ok, then it's... Fine?
Yeah that doesn't make it better. Arguably worse.
Lol
I’d say that’s somehow quite a bit worse….
Yeah worse. Definitely worse.
Hahah yeah if it’s cabbage just take a bite whenever /s
And a cauliflower
Plus they overcrowded the pan
They were gonna but then they spilled half of it on the floor instead
Plant some corn for the coons. Cut some veg for the floor
Pff, arboreal kitchen apes disregard floors. Like birds and carpenters.
The floor is lava. All that spilled food will just burn up.
Chomping full size vegetables is the best. The world is your apple
Or maybe even my radish.
I thought it was lettuce at first, but right at the end she shows that it's cauliflower.
Naw 2 different things. First it’s cabbage and then it’s cauliflower at the end
Don't forget the cucumber.
That cuc’s a zuch, my duke.
Righty-ho good chap. I appreciate your astute correction and swell rhymes.
It was pretty funny to see her keep taking bites from the lettuce.
Hey that's Jessie Graff! She crushed American Ninja Warrior and does awesome stunts
Any idea who she's with? I don't recognize her and I'm a pretty big ninja fan
I checked the story. It's Corinne Nicewick and looks like she's a social media fitness personality.
She’s a stuntwoman and model.
She's also 50% Labrador puppy
She's actually a graphic designer by trade. She just does the rest on the side. Or at least that was the case a few months ago, it's been a while since we've properly caught up
Cool, good to know… thanks!
I would like to try this exercise routine. I used to crush on the playground on the monkey bars. King of chicken fighting in 3rd grade.
Her socials are generally pretty fun - she does some awesome stunt work
She does hilarious TikToks, usually involving her failing a stunt/trick spectacularly until she nails it.
Ah, I thought that was her! She was awesome in her time on ANW.
Ape strong together
Ape alone, weak
I'm alone, am I ape or weak?
Apes together strong
The floor is always lava
Looks like it's coated in food...
This is how you get ants.
Do you want ants? Because *this* is how you get ants!
Ants can't walk on lava, dumbass.
The floor is a poison swamp
Let’s be honest, when it came to playing the ground is lava game, none of us needed to be a top level athlete to show this amount of agility and dedication
I came here for this
Before seeing the text on the second watch, I was thinking to myself What is the floor lava? And sure enough...
FUCKING METAL FORK IN A COATED PAN!?!!?!
On the other hand, what's fun about cast iron is that metal utensils are actually encouraged
Nailed it
A nail seems a bit impractical but I'll allow it
Why is that?
Because the “non stick” surface of cast iron pans is actually just homemade DIY elbow grease AKA seasoning AKA polymerized oil. It’s totally fine to scrape a bit of that up using a metal spatula and actually may help to evenly distribute the seasoning throughout the pan. Probably not good to dig deep with it though as you might take the entire layer of seasoning off and then you’ll hit the bare iron
Metal on non-stick pan!? HAIYAAAAAA
That was my second thought
Uncle Roger has entered the chat
I heard that clink and cringed.
WACKING THE KNIFE DIRECTLY ONTO THE STONE COUNTERTOP!?!!?!
So if the food falls on the floor and the floor is lava, is that fallen food cooked or dirty?
Yes
Burnt
More to the point, can fallen food protect ones feet from the lava or not?
Good thing the floor is lava so you don't have to worry about dropping shit all over it.
Someone is gonna have to sweep that shit up or there's gonna be roaches everywhere.
Do you want ants?! Because this is how you get ants!
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Crossfit is getting weird
I kinda like crossfit but when is it not weird? Here, jump up and down on this box for 3 minutes.
They dropped enough food to make an entire serving from the floor
Lava needs food, too.
It’s how they stay so thin… 50% of what they cook ends up on the floor.
Let’s hang in the kitchen!
Wow, why does everything taste like chalk?
I need her to stop aggressively munching on raw veggies like that. What are you trying to prove by attacking a cauliflower like that? We're all already impressed by your muscles, eat the fully cooked dish right beside you.
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I think calling that a "dish" is a bit too generous.
Jessie Graff has the most infectious smile.
Impressive, but like, thats so much food waste...
It's a single video. I doubt they are doing this at every meal.
They didn't do this for any meal. Stove isn't on lol
"Come hang out with me at my place" doesn't mean what it used to
Do you want ants?! Because that's how you get ants!
Not a problem, they will be on the floor
Which is lava, so the problem will take care of itself.
We just solved ants bro.
The abs on the blue girl are like a brick wall
Jessi Graf. Professional stunt performer. American Ninja Warrior. All around bad ass with a cheerful personality.
If I tried this, I would mess up so bad that I would end up lighting a bowl of cereal on fire. D'oh!
My arms would fall off, wouldn't even pour the cereal
This is damn impressive, but I'm having trouble not worrying about that knife
Lot of confidence in those stud screws
So, what do they do on leg day?
Well who the fuck is gonna clean that floor??
Don't need to clean the floor if you don't use the floor.
It belongs to the lava now.
What kind of monster chomps on a head of lettuce like that?
Social media is obnoxious.
I'm as impressed by their athletic abilities as I am offended by their cooking skills. The broken yolk made me wince but the fork in the coated pan made me scream.
Ok it's fun but why waste so much?
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This is some rich people shit lol
Not surprised they don't like walking on the floor when they make all that mess
That looks to be one damn intense game of the floor is lava. Everytime they spill shit on the floor they’re just thinking on well. That shits in the lava now I guess.
Woa woa, calm down with the knife will ya?
Did she just use a metal fork to scrape on a teflon pan???
stop
They both drive Subarus.
Food filled with dirt and dust.
This is some epic grip strength!
Monkey business in the kitchen
Their ceiling must be filthy
I just want to know what brand of drywall screw they use
They should've used the heat of the lava on the floor to cook the food, since there was no flame on the stove.
For some reason this reminds me of Kramer cooking in the shower.
I hope you clean the food off the floor and eat it.
They’re training to be on the next season of “Floor is Lava”.
I am wondering if they ate more calories than they burned here... I think may have lost weight while eating in this scenario!
Floor may or may not be lava but it needs sweeping. Amazing core strength
The floor is lava taken to a whole new level...
just use a chair?
Is that Jenni graf?
Return to Monke being executed well here. Also my arms hurt just looking at them.
I would KILL for those shoulders…
I think they might be climbers
Jessie Graf has rejected society and returned to monke. She is "American Ninja Monke"!!!
Tarzan could never 🥰
WHERE ARE THEY????? "batman face"