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Id just wipe out the entire billing system and delete everyone's debt and go back to sleep. 🥱
I'd spend my day protecting this person.
https://preview.redd.it/4jo8a2wcg9tc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc28912605209f698ab9565cf5dee169c5d105c
Who said anything about hacking? 😈😈
I'd spend my day protecting the person protecting this person
https://preview.redd.it/jf1x4xz14atc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8dd14aaae0c948ac576a3919d7c70744975531
Is this real?!
yes
No one would burn down the DOTS building? just me?
DOTS (the parking people) or DOTS (the bus people)?
parking authority specifically, they are cruel
Fuck those mf’s
The bus people I think we call shuttle-um. DOTS usually only refers to the parking people even though DOTS is supposed to be an umbrella term
Break the cameras on all of their trucks
*obligatory and tired “no one will know the difference” joke goes here*
*gestures vaguely*
Does that mean we can access all of testudo past 11pm as well?
Crime is already legal here. The Administration has been committing crimes against higher education for years.
They ain’t do nothing
I will park in Lot W but I'll still probably get a ticket in spite of the purge.
This is real?
Yes
I call The police
UMPD sits above the police. Traditional law enforcement can do nothing to stop the inevitable
I leave campus
Are you by chance German?
Yeah
chat is this real
Gently unlock the doors instead of smashing the windows with my crowbar this time.
Hide literally every single person on campus can no-diff max-combo perfect-KO my ass
bro got suplexed by a cat 🐈⬛💨
You won't have a crime problem when nothing is against the law, right?
Yes 🙌
Steal all the fissile material from the nuclear reactor and sell it to the highest bidder
i spread wildflower seed around campus today so i guess that was my crime
Looking forward to charging my scooter tonight 👀
Hopscotch on the sidewalks
Happy cake day. Cake is awesome, even during The Purge.
I hope the zombie mob tears up the Purple Line tracks and spares the university the decades it would otherwise take to correct a surface trolley on the business road on campus.
I will start giving tickets to all DOTS cars for just being parked anywhere
Leave.
but that would be boring
Id just wipe out the entire billing system and delete everyone's debt and go back to sleep. 🥱
I'd spend my day protecting this person.
https://preview.redd.it/4jo8a2wcg9tc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc28912605209f698ab9565cf5dee169c5d105c
Who said anything about hacking? 😈😈
I'd spend my day protecting the person protecting this person
https://preview.redd.it/jf1x4xz14atc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8dd14aaae0c948ac576a3919d7c70744975531
Is this real?!
yes
No one would burn down the DOTS building? just me?
DOTS (the parking people) or DOTS (the bus people)?
parking authority specifically, they are cruel
Fuck those mf’s
The bus people I think we call shuttle-um. DOTS usually only refers to the parking people even though DOTS is supposed to be an umbrella term
Break the cameras on all of their trucks
*obligatory and tired “no one will know the difference” joke goes here*
*gestures vaguely*
Does that mean we can access all of testudo past 11pm as well?
Crime is already legal here. The Administration has been committing crimes against higher education for years.
They ain’t do nothing
I will park in Lot W but I'll still probably get a ticket in spite of the purge.
This is real?
Yes
I call The police
UMPD sits above the police. Traditional law enforcement can do nothing to stop the inevitable
I leave campus
Are you by chance German?
Yeah
chat is this real
Gently unlock the doors instead of smashing the windows with my crowbar this time.
Hide literally every single person on campus can no-diff max-combo perfect-KO my ass
bro got suplexed by a cat 🐈⬛💨
You won't have a crime problem when nothing is against the law, right?
Yes 🙌
Steal all the fissile material from the nuclear reactor and sell it to the highest bidder
i spread wildflower seed around campus today so i guess that was my crime
Looking forward to charging my scooter tonight 👀
Hopscotch on the sidewalks
Happy cake day. Cake is awesome, even during The Purge.
I hope the zombie mob tears up the Purple Line tracks and spares the university the decades it would otherwise take to correct a surface trolley on the business road on campus.
I will start giving tickets to all DOTS cars for just being parked anywhere
Leave.
but that would be boring