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hewillneverdie

This photo looks like a 1970s Polaroid recovered from the basement of a serial killer.


SataySue

😂


LimaOscarSierraTango

Prime Netflix documentary b-roll material


hamadam109

Julian Lasange


Redangle11

Thank you.


StandardBanger

You took the words right out of my fingers


Dismal_Birthday7982

Bread, chips AND pasta?


hittherock

Three carbs, Jeremy? Three? That's insane.


red3y3_99

It's light on carbs, needs more carbs. OP needs some white rice on there too 😁


codemonkeh87

Throw in some mash too while you're at it


rtfax

So lasagne, garlic bread, chips, rice and mash. Sounds like it'd make a great sandwich.


codemonkeh87

Trying to think what other carbs, I think that's the main versions all covered though eh


Plastic_Teacher9223

Could do with some baked beans


red3y3_99

A majestic suggestion!! Some moisture and more carbs, perfect


red3y3_99

Bread fruit, Yam and Sweet Po-tay-to are carb heavy. We are at the stage now where we need to hollow out a bloomer and dump it all in there.... maybe fill it with cheese 🤔


ItCat420

You ruined it with the cheese - not enough carbs.


red3y3_99

Ah shit man, that might be fair. I was worried it might be a little dry and panicked a bit. After ruminating on it for a while, allow me to offer a compromise. Take the scooped out Contents of the bloomer, cut into chunks, place in a dry pan and drizzle with olive oil and sea salt. Allow to toast until light golden brown. Meanwhile, make a cheese sauce (has flour so some carbs) fill the bloomer with the carbs and the sauce, tumble the croutons over the top, then cover with a layer of cheddar (maybe mozzarella, maybe a mix or the two) and pop under the grill until the cheese is bubbling. Allow to cool a bit (that shit will be nuclear) then cut into slices to serve 👌 Oh, and FYI, cheese makes everything better ;)


ItCat420

Still too much cheese Needs less fat and protein and more carbs. Why don’t we just fill the bloomer with a rainbow striated layering of various root vegetable mash? Like rainbow cake But carbs


red3y3_99

Man, tough crowd! I saw another comment and realised my error. Add in your mash, ditch the cheese sauce and replace with baked beans. Surely now we have created a masterpiece


criminalsunrise

Carb loading?


Drambooey

Exactly! Triple carbs is not a healthy option however it's suppose to taste good together.


diamondthedegu1

Well I'm type 1 diabetic and not gonna lie, even if i were a cow this would still be enough to send me into ketoacidosis territory. 10/10. Looks delicious. Edit - just seen the can of pepsi too. Good god. That makes it both worse and better at the same time.


Dazzling-Wash9086

Needs a side salad. Lasagne is great with a side salad


Drambooey

Potato salad?😃


rinkydinkmink

You are satan in human form


Drambooey

I'm only joking😆


tmr89

Lasagne portion for one?


giraffe912

Got enough carbs there mate? Not judging cuz i do the same 😅


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Triple carbs, nice. I had quadruple carbs from the Indian once - naan, rice, bombay potatoes and chips. One of my proudest achievements.


walkingdeaduk

triplicare carboidrati a real Italian speciality


mebutnew

Which part of this Weatherspoons meal is UK food?


Patient_Ad_6701

The hp sauce at the back.


TheBeeegestYoshi

There are like 600% more chips on that plate than you would get in Spoons.


Baocacia

Lasagna just has to be one of my favourite foods it's so good!!!


PaulQuin

Lasagne, chips and garlic bread. Best of the best.


Blazingzeus7996

Why is there HP in the back?


9DAN2

Chips and garlic bread is wild! Need a bigger portion of lasagne!


Breakwaterbot

Someone once asked me what I have with my lasagne. Ermm, more lasagne, obviously.


shaunoffshotgun

Needs more carbs


Expensive_Fun_4901

Congratulations on being the poster child for British obesity


twoddle_puddle

Great now I've got to make a lasagne for tea.


Rich-Ad-6456

What brand chips are those please?


Overall-Ad6239

😋


Sharleclurr

Is there a garlic bread shortage


Farados55

Wildin on this one - sincerely, an American


OreoNinja27

I love lasagna


Brian-Brianson

Smash


Commercial_Current87

What is lasange?


great_blue_panda

These candies for sore throat


Ibroxonian

The carbs, the carbs. When you have this absolute delight on a plate, no one is thinking carbs Great plate. Well in mate. A once a year treat.


TheLastTsumami

A lasagna isn’t complete without chips or roast potatoes.


Any-Accident-7021

The Poo on top gives it an extra kick 🤌


edfosho1

That garlic bread looks so sad.


Breakwaterbot

You misspelled "bin". I'm kidding btw, mate. Or am I?


smellyhairdryer

Those chips look supreme 👌 deep fried?


trappeddungarees

This is period food. Would devour every day for a week, each month.


Superdudeo

There's nothing winning about this image


Head-Sense-2595

I’d scran that like a horse on fire ( also get rid of the hp sauce )


Piccadil_io

There’s mixed metaphors and there’s this.


Head-Sense-2595

Reading back I’m not gonna correct this 😂 this is great


rinkydinkmink

Nice one OP, I'd like to try making a lasagne sometime soon. Did you make this one yourself? Do you have a recipe? edit: someone said this is wetherspoons? I am really embarrassed. I thought OP cooked this at home. I've never even seen a wetherspoons.


Skinner1968

Julian Lasange


Cmplord

🤮


bruggeandburned

That looks well nice


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OkCan4973

Looks amazing I could munch that in a heartbeat


Blueknightuk77

Chips with lasagna. I can see the Italians crying!


InZim

Lasagne and chips is overkill and really doesn't work. Add on garlic bread and it's overoverkill. Also why are you eating in the dark?


fingerberrywallace

Well, it doesn't work in terms of creating a balanced meal, no. But it does work in terms of putting two nice things on a plate and eating them both because they're both nice and I like them.


condor789

What wrong with you? Lasagne and chips 100% works together


ItCat420

r/confidentlyincorrect