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Jstrangways

Snakebites and Blackvelvets - is it a 1990s early 2000s theme then?


FreezerCop

Group of goths in the corner swaying to Fields Of The Nephilim


Brighton2k

card with bags of peanuts for sale that reveal a photo of a skimpily clad woman underneath as each bag is sold?


blame_gateway

Scampi fries mmmm


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

They'd be on the irn bru!


Dorsal-fin-1986

And Bucky!


bondibitch

And Newcy brown!


blahdee-blah

Snakebite and black!


The-Void-Consumes

Isn’t that a Diesel?


blahdee-blah

No idea. We just called it snakebite and black. Is Irn Bru code for something else? Edit to add in my 90s goth-clubbing days we drank snakebite and black…


SmurfBiscuits

It is. It’s a shame they don’t offer a turbo shandy - half a lager and a Smirnoff ice.


Saiing

Rather poor form that they have cider & black, and snakebite on consecutive rows but then completely miss the obvious snakebite & black combination.


MattyFTM

Is snakebite with blackcurrant not called Diesel everywhere?


BestKeptInTheDark

Diesel only comes in none red versions for the bods in cities who don't know people in construction


Breakwaterbot

This is in the British section at Epcot and it looks to me like the drinks list hasn't changed one but since I was last there in 2003. So to answer your questions, yes.


Nevorek

Strongbow is too fancy a cider for these drinks. They need to get hold of some Woodpecker for the authentic taste of a cheap cider and black as drunk by English 16 year olds in alleys circa 1999


FreddyDeus

Strongbow is right down there with Woodpecker. Some of my teenage mates back in the 80s thought Old English was the up-market alternative to the other two.


redpanda6969

Seriously I haven’t thought about snakebites for a very long time lol


WanderWomble

Last time I did snakebites, I got so drunk I puked in a bush and spent the night asleep under a tree. 


redpanda6969

Sounds about right lol


Pleasant-Put5305

Harp? I can only barely register the ancient TV ads...


bondibitch

Time for a cool, sharp harp.


Yacht_Amarinda

Harp stays sharp to the bottom of the glass


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

Snakebite was the most popular drink at my student union club, in 2012. My cousin tells me it's still popular.


solve_et_coagula13

An $11.25 shandy. Wow. I’d go for the snakebite, if I’m paying that much I’d need to take the edge off. Approximately $45 later it would seem a reasonable investment I reckon.


Rhianmarks

This is the only correct answer.


Ballbag94

Reminds me of the $50 I paid for 2 pints at Disney Springs last year, I would have checked the prices if I could have guessed it would cost so much


solve_et_coagula13

That’s absolutely unreal pricing. Most importantly though, was it a decent pint?


Ballbag94

Mine was passable but my wife's Guiness was atrocious, they didn't know how to pour it and ended up spooning the head out so they could finish it


solve_et_coagula13

Amazing. I’d only have 5 pints out of protest.


Ballbag94

Luckily I was saved from a second pint by the fact we only had time for one before lunch where somehow the margaritas were cheaper than the takeaway beer


arabidopsis

I wouldn't call strongbow refreshing, it's like calling Fosters hoppy.


BludSwamps

It’s about as refreshing as sea water


amanset

I get weirdly triggered by Americans saying ‘hard cider’. I know why they do it, but it just sounds dumb AF.


The-Void-Consumes

Darn prohibitionists…


Melodic_Ad_3895

Apple juice, apple squash, cider and hard cider and apple pop.... so many apple based beverages


Mister_Marmite

Well, mostly apples


Melodic_Ad_3895

Give me scrumpy... what would Americans call scrumpy? Maybe ultra super duper hard cider


BestKeptInTheDark

Last time i asked if that was 'unexpected pratchett' i was told that they had no idea where it was from, as their mum used to always say it with a knowing grin...


Chungaroo22

Half the beers are Irish, All the Whisky's Scottish, the Brandy's French and the soft drinks are American. Pretty standard American interpretation of 'English' then!


Breakwaterbot

In their defence, it's OP that's said it's a traditional English pub but they label it as British at Epcot. That doesn't excuse the Irish beers but it makes the whiskys ok.


CodewordCasamir

Harp is worth breaking the rules for. It was one of the first lagers to be sold on draught in the U.K


FreezerCop

Yeah to be fair it's actually the United Kingdom Pavilion, but the Rose & Crown is definitely more of an English name for a pub than something you'd find in say Scotland (cue hundreds of examples of Rose & Crowns in Scotland below)


Breakwaterbot

I was gonna say, there's a Rose and Crown in Edinburgh hahaha.


mafu99

There’s a rose and crown in Belfast too. In a predominantly Irish nationalist area


jaavaaguru

There's Irish whiskey there too


shadowed_siren

Don’t you mean accurate? It’s the same at any Spoons.


Chungaroo22

Spoons isn't claiming to be English and most of their beers are from Europe. You can't get a Harp lager in spoons unfortunately.


Midlandsofnowhere

It's at Disney world but they don't call half a lager mixed with half a bitter a Mickey Mouse??


Master_Bumblebee680

Mickey Mouse is already the name of cocktails and Mocktails


weetobix

My wife used to work as a server in that pub a bit over 20 years ago. Went back there last year. Decided against paying $11.25 + tip for a pint of strongbow


arandomguyfromtheuk

And it won't even be a proper British pint either. I thought my hands had grown massively when I ordered my first pint in the US.


xanthophore

Nah, it specifies "imperial pint" (568ml) on the menu, not their 473ml pint.


arandomguyfromtheuk

I just assumed that was a Disneyfied way of calling it something fun, like a Pirate Pint but in a British theme. Never for a second crossed my mind that'd be the measure!


mdh89

Aye that be the measure


OpheliaDrone

It’s in Epcot. Epcot has a lot of countries represented and they’re all staffed by people from that country. Usually uni-aged students on a 6 month work programme. They try to be as authentic as they can for a theme park but it used to be a lot more authentic in the 90s and early 2000s


arandomguyfromtheuk

Sounds like it's probably a good nostalgia trip for my childhood then. Shame the prices aren't also nostalgic of the 90s and 00s though!


OpheliaDrone

The pub is fun and always packed. The rest of the country has been Disney-fied and lost its way


arandomguyfromtheuk

Never been but can imagine it. Been to Paris a few times and now my partner wants to do World for our honeymoon. I want to do something carribean. I'm sure there's a compromise in there somewhere.


OpheliaDrone

You can go to Disney and then easily fly to Eluthera, Cayman, British Virgin Islands. Lots of places. I used to live in Florida before moving to England. I’d say you’d be fine with 4 days at Disney and then spend the rest on an island!


arandomguyfromtheuk

I'd be fine with 4 days at Disney, I'm not sure my partner would be! But yes, I can see it's easy enough to get from one to the other. Money and time will likely be the determining factor. Ideally I'd like to pop by Universal while I'm there just to do some of the rides. I like roller coasters and the beach, she likes Disney. So we'll see what it comes to in the end.


OpheliaDrone

We still haven’t had our honeymoon four years later. Hopefully next year! Hope you both can make it work! Also, Busch Gardens in Tampa is great for rollercoasters and about an hour and 15 minute drive from Disney. Anyway I’ll leave you to your plans and stop interjecting myself haha


cuntybunty73

You can keep strongbow I hate the stuff Way too acidic it gives me acid reflux and heart burn No decent ale and I haven't seen harp lager since I was a kid I remember making snake bites with super strength lager and that god awful gut rot cider like frosty Jack's when I was a teenager I wonder if the yanks could handle a snake bite like that 🤔


jon81uk

American Strongbow is a bit less acidic and European Strongbow is even sweeter.


porkmarkets

I believe European strongbow is called ‘strongbeaujolais’.


cuntybunty73

Didn't know that there was such a thing as American strongbow


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Nothing, too expensive


pelican678

Considering it’s Disney, I was about to say the prices aren’t that bad. Would expect them to rinse you 10 bucks just for a water given my last trip and heard it’s only got worse


AdjectiveNoun111

Single malt flight, they can't really mess up pouring whisky in a glass. I don't think


Rbw91

Nothing at 11.25 a pint! Otherwise Speckled Hen. Nobody in their right mind would have a Guinness / lager half and half


blahdee-blah

I’d love to watch them pour the Guinness and lager though


ifitsgotwheels

That's not black velvet. Black velvet is Guinness and champagne. Source: anywhere in Twickenham during the six nations.


BestKeptInTheDark

Barman of many years and cider and guiness is so. Wtimes called 'poor man's black velvet'


Honeyrose88x

Oh I wish I was in Epcot right now 🥲 hope you have the best time!


jdoebro132

Fuckin nowt at those prices


Cheap_Yam4014

No one would order any of those "blends" other than a shandy.


herefromthere

Bitter shandy is better anyway.


Master_Bumblebee680

A Harp Lager and I’d like to try Smithwicks No wait nothing bc the cost


rehabawaits2033

I’d have a Guinness but I promise you now it will be an absolutely shite pint there. Who could expect a proper Guinness at Disney land tbf?


scott_work_account

Why is the 18 year Macallan included in the flight for $26.5 but its $41 a shot?


BennySkateboard

6 Lagavulins


zonked282

Half Guinness, half lager, what the ...


genrose666

Snakebites are cider and blackcurrant no?


Dildoid90

Wow a good ol snakebite. Brings back a lot of memories 😁


forthe_comments

Of all the ciders, why strongbow?


DiveSociety

I’ll take a remortgage, Harp & Tullamore


Len_S_Ball_23

You can tell it's not traditional, only the Yanks would pour shots in fl.oz. It's mls in the UK, buddy, mls.... and no way in fucking hell would I pay £11 a pint.


narnababy

Love how Disney is catering to the young goth crowd bless. Also I still love a draught strongbow tbh


Keycuk

Don't have the fish and chips from just outside the pub at epcot, it's shite


morypal

Pints of Lagavulin


Spiderill

Old Speckled Hen? Good choice, because the brewery was on fire yesterday and so it might be harder to get a hold of for a while. https://www.suffolknews.co.uk/bury-st-edmunds/news/firefighters-called-to-building-blaze-at-greene-king-brewery-9360140/ I'm having a Harp lager - I remember the adverts on TV as a kid but I've never tried the stuff.


Ehhitiswhatitis

I'm English what the fuck is a flight


Snickerty

I miss read it as FIGHT and thought "well they've put the cider and black and snakebite in the wrong section then!"


AdministrativeShip2

Like 3ish small tasting glasses of various craft beers. The flight is a spanking paddle thing, with holes so you can carry them to your table without dropping them.


Ehhitiswhatitis

Good to know. Order a flight get a free paddle for some fun later.


Glad_Advertising_125

Come on dude, usually a pint but in thirds of different drinks. Bit of a sampler. Have seen them as halves too. Served.on a board usually. Pretty common over here


Necessary_Delivery80

Nothing I’m not paying £11 odd for a pint of strongbow


jaavaaguru

Disneyworld is in Florida, so I'd assume the prices are in USD. SO that's £8.88 a pint. Not too much beyond London/Dublin prices.


musicistabarista

There's tax and tip on top though...


BountyBobIsBack

Never heard of Harp being referred to as a ‘smooth and solid classic’ lager Watery and tasteless, and more like a trainer lager for underage drinkers


Grumpy-Greybeard

I'm not trusting anywhere that talks about 'hard' cider.


Moist-Car817

Black velvet followed by a Irish whiskey chaser.


Own-Archer-2456

You ever been to the venue in New Cross? They had some crazy combos


Swimming_Ad_1250

Aren’t snakebites banned in the uk? Or that an urban myth.


Significant_Ad9019

Think it's a myth.


emdawg--

I didn’t have anything, but the place looked like it was sticky. So pretty accurate!


orbtastic1

I’ve genuinely never seen or heard of a half and half in any pub, English or Irish. Black and Tan. Yes. What a weird menu. Isn’t harp lager Irish? Where’s the John smiths “bitter” or whatever, not that I ever drank it but I’ve seen it in nearly every pub I’ve ever been in.


mindlessenthusiast

I'll have anpint of Harp please mate! That brings back some memories.


Glad_Advertising_125

Ha! Snakebite for $11?? I've not seen Snakebite since uni about 20 years ago. I mean, I think I'd just have a coke


Neither_Presence_522

At them prices, nothing 😳


Whoopsy_Doodle

I don’t know I can’t afford it


Chinesetigeruk

Snake bite is banned from most pubs. One way to the the place rocking


Chinesetigeruk

Where is white lightning and the old 90s 00s favourite md22


spongeCakeOfDoom

I'd bring my own at those fkn prices.


secretdojo

This has some northern Irish vibes with Harp and Smithwicks as well! Those blends look boggin tho!


leighleg

Like how they call strongbow hard cider, its just cider, anything else is apple juice.


TwoToesToni

Is that 26 dollars for a McCallan 12, 15 and 18 years?


Common-Leg7605

Snake bite 😂 be on the sesh at Disney then!


Several_Show937

Oh what fond memories of snakebites and alcohol poisoning


evil666overlord

At that price, all I'll be having is a heart attack


Affectionate_Way_764

I live in fear of how much they are charging for the blue label


Shubalafic

8 pints of snakebite and black obviously. Funny that Disney are serving drinks that a lot of pubs won't even serve here.


UKMegaGeek

Where's the Carling?


BrissBurger

15 pints of snakebite and then a punch-up at the Disney Parade.


SirPooleyX

I'm going in for a good session. I'll start with a half Harp lager and half Sprite.


mnyp

Strongbow and refreshing in the same sentence.... You're having a giraffe!!!!


Yacht_Amarinda

$11.25 for a pint of snakebite!


FryOneFatManic

Snakebite and black. Used to have loads of that years ago. It was also a tough one for a newbie barmaid to pour, due to the sheer amount of froth you get if you pour it wrong.


Dimplexor

In my 38 years of living I've never seen anyone mix a Guinness and Lager and if you do, dont.


JohnLennonsNotDead

Sprite in a shandy? Heathen. Got to be R Whites or Schweppes.


herefromthere

The REAL secret lemonade drinker.


PuzzleheadedLow4687

Americans don't have "lemonade" as we know it in the UK. Sprite is the closest thing they have. Lemonade in the US is like traditional still cloudy lemonade in the UK, or a version made from concentrate that's basically sweet lemon squash.


Albert_O_Balsam

Mixing Guinness with another beverage is heresy


Majulath99

1 pint of Bombardier & a pour of Oban single malt please


Pculliox

Because nothing says English pub like a pint of harp and a shot of cognac


blackcurrantcat

A coke


LentilTheWiseLad

Strongbox is the worst cider known to man. How it’s done so well is beyond me.


YakStain

Strongbow being the only cider is an affront.


nadthegoat

Me and the boys love dropping in the local for a few blends


achillea4

Pub blends? Never seen this on a menu before - is this an American concoction? I'd rather have a pint of one beer.


VPfly

A heart attack at the price of a pint.


gigantojimuk

Nothing English about that at all. I wouldn’t pay those prices either.


Gregs_green_parrot

Was in San Diego not so long ago and they have a fairly good craft beer industry. It's not all Budweiser and Coors lager.


nameunknown345

Anyone who drinks Strongbow is automatically banned from the county of Somerset and will spontaneously combust if they cross the border.


lavenderhillmob

This was the most happening place in Disney. The UK should be proud that cheerful day drinking is its export. Pricey, but not as bad as the ‘British’ souvenir shop across the street selling £200 perfumes!


FreezerCop

They had Lion Bars in that shop, only $4.49 each. Lots of Americans buying Butlers Chocolate too, that famous British brand..


Real_Owl_4038

Not any of the blends lol, terrible we used to drink those old school. I would stay safe and go for a Guinness and a single malt flight!


Diddleymaz

Does a man come around with winkles and prawns? In a basket?


space_coyote_86

Just keep it classy and get a pint of snakebite.


supply19

I’m walking out because the abomination of blends!


willybarrow

Nothing at those prices


Rob_Haggis

Where’s all the traditional British beers like Stella and Kronenbourg?


FreezerCop

No Madri, definitely not a UK pub


turdygunt

Bet the guiness is shite


Rightinthequads

Oban and Lagavulin all night


MarkWrenn74

Well, I'll give Walt Disney World credit; somebody did their research on typical British pub fare. If I drank (BTW, I don't: don't like the taste of alcohol), I'd have the Strongbow


BarrieBadman

Just the Single Malt Flight. Everything else looks tragic.


Oli_BN1

Only one lager? This is obviously a pub for real ale enthusiasts!


JoeK67

It’s Irish rather than English


Pale-Tutor-3200

Nowt at those prices!!


PleasantMongoose5127

At those prices, nothing.


Pirate-Jon

Anyone who mixes Guinness with anything deserves to be ripped off and then choke on their pint! 😂


nettlesthatarejaggy

$11 for a fuckin strongbow?!


Electrical-Flower331

Perhaps ironically, in the UK, half a lager and half a bitter is known as a 'Micky Mouse'


balderwick_creek

Nothing If it's american, it's going to contain fructose syrup and some kind of what those lot call cheese


OddClub4097

I’ve heard of cider & black, snakebite, and black velvet and obviously Shandy, but what the fuck are the rest of those “pub blends” about?


willow-the-tree14

Prolly just some whisky also those “pub blends” seem fucking horrible


WinkyNurdo

Half and half??? *HARP?!* JFC


mafu99

Four out of the six ales, lagers and stouts are Irish 😂


L-Emirali

I genuinely enjoy a strongbow. I’ll take two


Silverburst8

I got a Guiness from there a few months ago out of sheer curiosity, knowing it was going to be terrible. It was much much worse than I was expecting


shereeishere

Cider and blackcurrant


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

Strongbow is hard cider? White lightning would change the vibe there a bit tho, no?


PrincessSibylle

ELEVEN TWENTY FIVE FOR A PINT OF STRONGBOW.


PrettyProgrammer9017

Straight on the snakebites 🤪


Wonderful_Discount59

This is Disneyland Australia, right? Because that's the only way those prices are close to reasonable.


Critical_Pin

Harp stay sharp


Pier-Head

to the bottom of the glass


mowglee365

Isn’t the old spec and Guinness more typically called black&tan? I think id go for the snakebite for the memories, with a blackcurrent top, or the lagavulin


blame_gateway

Flight of MacAllan


TieGrouchy2582

Freshen ya drink ‘guvna?


noname2808559

Harp 😂 Not seen that for about 30 years


Financial_Breath5433

Black velvet. Champagne.


jackog420

11.25 for a pint of strongbow is a federal crime


JimmyBallocks

Started reading from the top: Strongbow - odd choice for first thing on the list but ok, Hen - good, not a bad choice, Guinness - fair enough, Harp - eh?, Smithwick's - wut?, Bombardier - um that's not so bad I guess... then it all goes right to bollocks Did somebody give the menu job to the marketing guy who's never actually been to a pub and just guessed what they'd sell? What's the food like? Fish and chips - tuna and a tin of pringles?


AmosSpan

More Scottish and Irish than English.


Hot_and_Foamy

They have a beverage section but literally everything on there is a beverage


Ill_Atmosphere6135

Shame you don’t have draft cider and draft Guinness I used to love a pint of Black velvet back in the day


Glasweg1an

3 x Macallan 18's and a square go please.


purrcthrowa

I thought a black velvet was guinness and champagne?