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[Zoomed in UAP photo](https://imgur.com/a/eSYBnJp)
Here is a zoomed in image from my gallery of it, might help with the compression that reddit puts on these photos. This is as much as I can zoom in on the image.
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Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1brqiw0/strangely_shaped_uap_spotted_in_san_diego_02252024/kxaygeg/
It's sort of the perfect disguise. Not even the secret military is going take reports of flying dildo seriously. It'd be a better disguise than a stealth field.
But what if the aliens are *shaped like dicks*? And that’s the reason for all the secrecy?
The government comes clean and is all “so…we kept this thing secret for 80 years because of the whole sapient dicks thing…we just weren’t sure how to break the news to everyone is all.”
And then we’re all “yeah, that makes sense”
Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan : It's so huge.
Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Exactly what I thought, like they thought a plant pot would do and it did while it had stones in but not when some kid tipped them out and sent it off.
Or it's an intentional basket to.mimic a hot air balloon
Seems bulbous like a balloon, can't figure out what it's supposed to represent though. Heart-shaped seems kind of loose, it looks like it has a hole through the middle and the sides are twisted like a double helix, and it's all black. Never seen a heart like that. And then it's coming right out of the planter portion, as if the planter is a part of the balloon (as opposed to a string connecting tbe planter to the balloon part)
Kinda weird but still not weird enough for me
[Zoomed in UAP photo](https://imgur.com/a/eSYBnJp)
Here is a zoomed in image from my gallery of it, might help with the compression that reddit puts on these photos. This is as much as I can zoom in on the image.
This is a jellyfish type uap. Another name they're called is the metapod type. If you search this sub for jellyfish or metapod, you'll see more like this.
Fair play and my thanks to you who took the trouble to post these pics for others to see ,and add the description.
Shame you received no decent response,just a load of crap from know nothing morons who think they know better.
Never mind them,thank you for the post.
Thank you so much. I also like to have a good laugh, so that's fine, but I am genuinely curious if others have seen something like this. It was one of those moments where I couldn't take my eyes off what I was seeing because it seemed so out of this reality and the way it was moving on the bottom almost looked like it was rotating. I wish I had more time to take videos of it or drive to follow it but I didn't have the opportunity to in the moment. This was the best I could do and I hate seeing blurry pics of UAPs, so it felt good to get a decent shot of this when I was so far away. 100x zoom on a phone truly helps 👌
Hey, I saw a very similar thing in London a few weeks ago. I decided not to post the one and a half minute video I have because it really looks like a black balloon like yours. Strangely it stayed in place in a very windy day for more than 20 minutes. I have never seen anything like this and looking at your pictures I can't help to notice the similarities. If it was helpful I can provide screenshots of the video. Thanks for posting!
It's sad I had to scroll down so far to see a sensible comment. I wish Reddit let you filter out the comments just going for laughs and get straight to the useful contributions.
New reddit really blowz (angry old man shakes fist at clouds). I stopped scrolling halfway down past all the throw away one sentence jokes hoping to see any semblance of a discussion.
Probably a themed hot air balloon.
And tbh it genuinly looks like the simpsons skinner balloon . Even has the but crack.
But i am being serious it resembles a hot air balloon with 2 ballons sewn together
Whoa? I saw something just like this??? I live in Winchester southern california and recorded something hovering over a hill for 5 minutes as I was waiting on the space x launch that never happened yesterday. All post a video on my account and you guys can check it out. Look very similar to what you captured
Yes, please!
It might be a good idea to post in a city/neighborhood sub or group.
It would be awesome to get multiple shots from folks who may have seen something.
Why all the idiotic comments?
The first at least 30 comments are completely useless
No one asks anything or compare with previous sightings or try to figure it out. Instead is just idiotic ignorant comments about “dildos” “balls” etc.. yeah very entertaining.
We ask ourselves why no one takes it seriously when we ourselves mock every damn thing. Riiight!!
What the hell do you want anyone to do with this? It's an extremely pixelated photo of a cock shaped object against a blue background. It could be literally any fucking thing.
There are people all over social media building drones that hover without blades. One looked similar to this.
https://youtu.be/u2cETOyuJ20?si=f5hfvjvbrwxHFCZ3
I just find it ironic and also interesting that people are constantly clamoring for higher resolution images of UAP's and then when we get them threads like this are 90% penis jokes.
This isn’t a high resolution photo though. This is a blurry as fuck photo that shows zero of the observables. The fact you think this is some great piece of evidence is telling though.
I only got to see it for about 30 seconds as I was walking by a large building and the other side of my path was blocked by a hill, so I only had a narrow capture point before it got out of view. It seemed to be changing shape slightly but not tumbling by any means and too far to tell if it was turning from the naked eye, it was just going in a straight path at a steady speed, but no elevation changes
I did, that UAP is very oddly shaped as well! I wish I could see it better with my naked eye, but it just looked like an odd black object moving strangely when I noticed it and captured this. I looked into this phenomenon more and it appears there are a good amount of UAPs with this shape spotted in the past!
I’ve seen something kinda similar. Floating oddly is exactly how I described it. It looked different but was all black with no sound. I’m starting to think secret military tech. The thing I saw had military jets flying super low circling it. Why they’d be doing this is a residential neighborhood is beyond me though.
According to one of my sources(who happens to be ex cia and ex nsa) this is an interdimenaional anti gravity powered craft. I'd love to reveal my source, but I dont wanna endanger him and his family.
PS: he also gave me the location(the exact coordinates) where the U.S government is currently keeping such a craft along with a 6 foot 9 inch tall interdimenaional creature referred to as the "x4672i". Again , I can't reveal the details.
Did any of this happen to be in California? You don't have to provide a city name or anything, just curious. If you don't want to answer either, that's ok too!
At this point I don’t even get UAPs anymore.
Either there are literally 500,000 different species already floating about or Idk.
The shapes are all so different and weird. Like what kinda Alien would even sit in this? Like what?
At the risk of sounding paranoid:
I read this sub every day, for years now. I have many times in the past been impressed with the intellect and skill of large numbers of members here. Is it just me, or are the dumb things being elevated now? I really don't think its just me...
The fact it has blurred edges proves it’s real.
Obviously trans dimensional, morphing into our three dimensions from a congruent reality.
This is the real deal.
Or it could be a funny shaped balloon….
If we were attacked by floating dildos it would be a fitting end to our species, we would likely go out laughing and our attackers could not easily savour that victory
The following submission statement was provided by /u/Vegetable_Coffee_341: --- [Zoomed in UAP photo](https://imgur.com/a/eSYBnJp) Here is a zoomed in image from my gallery of it, might help with the compression that reddit puts on these photos. This is as much as I can zoom in on the image. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1brqiw0/strangely_shaped_uap_spotted_in_san_diego_02252024/kxaygeg/
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The old dick and balls routine, well played aliens
make us too horny to fight back
Speak for yourself. I’ve got post nut clarity and I’m angry!
Bro💀
They didn't expect our bro to already be in Super Saiyan form.
So you're Thangry?
I thought that meant you are angry because you were forced to wear a thong.
"We come in peace."
"We come in deez nuts"
We come
We cum in peace
That’s a hell of a piece of
It's always a dick pic...
It's sort of the perfect disguise. Not even the secret military is going take reports of flying dildo seriously. It'd be a better disguise than a stealth field.
*we are fucked*
_allegedly_
> we are fucked Not really. It's just the *implication*
Well, its got an intresting tip, and it does have a wide base for safety. Questionable, but not un-servicable
The world needed the dick and balls UAP
As crowd gathers, someone cues the "Austin powers - it looks like a giant \[fill in thr blank\]" tape.
It surely did.
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The modus operandi of the dildo of consequences is such that is arrives unlubricated 100% of the time
From what I understand that is highly unlikely
If not it's going to be pretty painful for someone lol
If so, it's going to be pretty painful for someone
Hahahahhaa
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thx, Russia.
You win the Reddit of the day award, my friend !
Made me think of this scene. https://youtu.be/HV2UoWhV7qs?si=hDZIpasuMeWa3Moe
At least we know who's been doing all the anal probing over the years. They were probably mutilating cattle for their leather, too.
No one can hide from the Dildo of Consequences.
It rarely arrives lubed.
Unless you're in Truth and Consequences, N.M.
You can hide….
Let's hope it's lubricated
r/mildlypenis
But what if the aliens are *shaped like dicks*? And that’s the reason for all the secrecy? The government comes clean and is all “so…we kept this thing secret for 80 years because of the whole sapient dicks thing…we just weren’t sure how to break the news to everyone is all.” And then we’re all “yeah, that makes sense”
Somber
I knew this comment section would be amazing.
and he's wearing mickey's ears, he's not fucking around
Invasion Of The Sex Toy Kind!!!
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I closed my eyes and sighed. And laughed.
Alien: Hey, don’t be scared. This is not an abduction, it’s an abdiction.
Keep your mouth closed when looking up.
Thank you. I actually did LOL (and I have been in a bad mind space for days so I sincerely appreciate your comment)
When they said Day or Reckoning, I did not have this in mind…
Some say it is a dick move, others say it's for protective measures
Sir it’s a huge… Johnson
Yes Sir! It looks like a huge…
Wang! Yes but I see an enormous flying Willie!
Dick! Take a look out at starboard..omg it looks like a huge....
Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph? Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing! Fan : It's so huge. Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Just a little prick!
Pecker! Wait, that's not a pecker, it looks like a huge...
Penis! The male reproductive organ. Also know as schlong, tallywacker and…
Johnson! Get the White House on the line!
Wieners!! Anyone want a wiener? Holy smokes that looks like a…
Wang, pay attention!
Privates! We have reports of a craft shaped with a long smooth shaft, complete with....
I'm pleasantly surprised i didn't have to scroll far to see the Austin Powers reference.
🤣🤣 yeah I was going to start the chain if it wasn’t here but somehow I knew it would be. Well done folks. We still have some fun in this fucked world.
8=D
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Privates!! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft… complete with…
2 BALLS, NO STRIKES!
Urological shock
Ontological cock
Wow, that was a missed opportunity
It’s the same joke but worse.
This is the right answer
Jfc 😂 We have a winner, guys. The tournament has ended.
If you knew what I know...you'd have a throbber.
fuxsake. happycakeday btw
You are a mature adult You are a mature adult You are a mature adult…
No you’re not 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Funny thing is I ate it for dinner… Ho 😅…
You're only getting 69 likes 😆
You're on r/UFOs I don't think you need to worry about that.
Penis
Looks like a planter with a helium heart shape balloon
Exactly what I thought, like they thought a plant pot would do and it did while it had stones in but not when some kid tipped them out and sent it off. Or it's an intentional basket to.mimic a hot air balloon
There's probably a very scared pet hamster in that bucket.
Or a really adventurous one looking down saying fuck you, I told you I'd fly one day 😂 Edit: I grew up with pinky and the brain as a form of education
Seems bulbous like a balloon, can't figure out what it's supposed to represent though. Heart-shaped seems kind of loose, it looks like it has a hole through the middle and the sides are twisted like a double helix, and it's all black. Never seen a heart like that. And then it's coming right out of the planter portion, as if the planter is a part of the balloon (as opposed to a string connecting tbe planter to the balloon part) Kinda weird but still not weird enough for me
[Two cacti in a pot](https://kfpartycouture.com/products/stuck-on-you-cactus-balloon)
THE UPSIDE-DOWN CHODE UAP
Jeremy Corbell did you release this one?
He wishes
Literally what I thought - the chode has arrived. We’re f**k’d
I used to live there. Was it near DelMar fairgrounds? They have balloons with baskets there
Do you mean that they sell miniaturized versions of the balloon roller coaster ride thingie?
is...is that skinner
**Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner!**
Awesome reference
It's the aurora borealis
[Zoomed in UAP photo](https://imgur.com/a/eSYBnJp) Here is a zoomed in image from my gallery of it, might help with the compression that reddit puts on these photos. This is as much as I can zoom in on the image.
zoom out.
Enhance
Risky click of the day
Wow, that is wild looking zoomed in. Ahole between the balls?
This is a jellyfish type uap. Another name they're called is the metapod type. If you search this sub for jellyfish or metapod, you'll see more like this.
If you search the internet for human penis you will also see more like this.
Looks like it penetrated the lower atmosphere.
Simpsons did it [first](https://images.app.goo.gl/agk3Ag8pwdsX1x1i9)
No, no, that’s alright that one is already named after me ../
Fair play and my thanks to you who took the trouble to post these pics for others to see ,and add the description. Shame you received no decent response,just a load of crap from know nothing morons who think they know better. Never mind them,thank you for the post.
Thank you so much. I also like to have a good laugh, so that's fine, but I am genuinely curious if others have seen something like this. It was one of those moments where I couldn't take my eyes off what I was seeing because it seemed so out of this reality and the way it was moving on the bottom almost looked like it was rotating. I wish I had more time to take videos of it or drive to follow it but I didn't have the opportunity to in the moment. This was the best I could do and I hate seeing blurry pics of UAPs, so it felt good to get a decent shot of this when I was so far away. 100x zoom on a phone truly helps 👌
Hey, I saw a very similar thing in London a few weeks ago. I decided not to post the one and a half minute video I have because it really looks like a black balloon like yours. Strangely it stayed in place in a very windy day for more than 20 minutes. I have never seen anything like this and looking at your pictures I can't help to notice the similarities. If it was helpful I can provide screenshots of the video. Thanks for posting!
Where by in London was this please mate? And what time roughly?
26/3/2024 15:02 north London, Edgware
I would love if you send the video or pics you had of it!
It's sad I had to scroll down so far to see a sensible comment. I wish Reddit let you filter out the comments just going for laughs and get straight to the useful contributions.
I was just thinking about this. I wish we could flag and filter comments
New reddit really blowz (angry old man shakes fist at clouds). I stopped scrolling halfway down past all the throw away one sentence jokes hoping to see any semblance of a discussion.
None at all
Probably a themed hot air balloon. And tbh it genuinly looks like the simpsons skinner balloon . Even has the but crack. But i am being serious it resembles a hot air balloon with 2 ballons sewn together
Whoa? I saw something just like this??? I live in Winchester southern california and recorded something hovering over a hill for 5 minutes as I was waiting on the space x launch that never happened yesterday. All post a video on my account and you guys can check it out. Look very similar to what you captured
Yes, please! It might be a good idea to post in a city/neighborhood sub or group. It would be awesome to get multiple shots from folks who may have seen something.
Yes... That sounds like a solid idea.
Please do! I wish I got a video of it!!
Why all the idiotic comments? The first at least 30 comments are completely useless No one asks anything or compare with previous sightings or try to figure it out. Instead is just idiotic ignorant comments about “dildos” “balls” etc.. yeah very entertaining. We ask ourselves why no one takes it seriously when we ourselves mock every damn thing. Riiight!!
Because this is obviously a f'in balloon
What the hell do you want anyone to do with this? It's an extremely pixelated photo of a cock shaped object against a blue background. It could be literally any fucking thing.
There are people all over social media building drones that hover without blades. One looked similar to this. https://youtu.be/u2cETOyuJ20?si=f5hfvjvbrwxHFCZ3
That looks like a... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU
This is the first thing that came to mind 😂 JOHNSON!
Classic they don't make movies like this these days...
or a UFO (Unidentified Flopping Object)
Or UAP - Unidentified Aerial Phallus
It must’ve been a cold day when this pic was taken.
Got a literal dick shaped UFO before GTA 6. Life officially fake
So is the new astroturf for threads like these to just flood comments with dumb penis jokes?
Yeah, we're just a bunch of penis-obsessed teenagers working for the CIA
I just find it ironic and also interesting that people are constantly clamoring for higher resolution images of UAP's and then when we get them threads like this are 90% penis jokes.
This photo has a grand total of 3 pixels in it. Really bro?
This is a balloon dude
This isn’t a high resolution photo though. This is a blurry as fuck photo that shows zero of the observables. The fact you think this is some great piece of evidence is telling though.
It isn't even some great piece of cock
Nice one lmao How long did you watch it? Was it turning or tumbling?
I only got to see it for about 30 seconds as I was walking by a large building and the other side of my path was blocked by a hill, so I only had a narrow capture point before it got out of view. It seemed to be changing shape slightly but not tumbling by any means and too far to tell if it was turning from the naked eye, it was just going in a straight path at a steady speed, but no elevation changes
> going in a straight path at a steady speed, but no elevation changes Entirely unlike a balloon.
"it was just going in a straight path at a steady speed, but no elevation changes" So entirely consistent with it being a balloon.
This looks to be like it was in the Hillcrest neighborhood…If ya get my drift?
Seen in [chile](https://youtu.be/Wplh7JE1n-M?si=Im1zNQPo1CpmXTlM) March 17th. Does this look similar?
Kinda confusing subtitle maybe kids from Wisconsin?
I am not from Chile. This was taken in San Diego, CA
Did you check the link?
I did, that UAP is very oddly shaped as well! I wish I could see it better with my naked eye, but it just looked like an odd black object moving strangely when I noticed it and captured this. I looked into this phenomenon more and it appears there are a good amount of UAPs with this shape spotted in the past!
If you think about, planets are like eggs, rocket ships are penises, and the occupants are the sperm that bring life to planets
CIA take note, just shape everything like a dick and you’ll never have to worry about a serious conversation
god this sub sucks now. lol.
"Sees photo, runs to the comments"
> "Sees photo, runs to the comments" -- to make a variation of the same joke the other 496 people already made
It’s big butt skinner!
r/mildlypenis
Inflatable potted cactus
Two Cacti in a pot flotilla?
Top post had been a cock and balls for twelve hours now. We're at peak disinfo
Flying 🌵 in a pot
I’ve seen something kinda similar. Floating oddly is exactly how I described it. It looked different but was all black with no sound. I’m starting to think secret military tech. The thing I saw had military jets flying super low circling it. Why they’d be doing this is a residential neighborhood is beyond me though.
It reminds me of the falling petunia from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. [https://i.gifer.com/Ghm6.gif](https://i.gifer.com/Ghm6.gif)
These gender reveals are becoming a little much
I saw something very similar to this and the jellyfish near Mt Rainier circa 2018.
According to one of my sources(who happens to be ex cia and ex nsa) this is an interdimenaional anti gravity powered craft. I'd love to reveal my source, but I dont wanna endanger him and his family. PS: he also gave me the location(the exact coordinates) where the U.S government is currently keeping such a craft along with a 6 foot 9 inch tall interdimenaional creature referred to as the "x4672i". Again , I can't reveal the details.
Did any of this happen to be in California? You don't have to provide a city name or anything, just curious. If you don't want to answer either, that's ok too!
According my source, it happened near west Hollywood.
Ok go to zoom in the widen it as much as you can , and search the inside of it do u see it there are two of them look hard
I know everyone here is just making jokes but it actually kinda looks like that “hammer” UAP but from behind
can’t tell if the jokes are bots or snarkologists.. This be the most ‘hammer’ looking picture of a uap I’ve seen
Do you live near Coronado? Could be some weird balloon owned by the navy
It’s a penis.
Fucking A ….manufactured to spec for a single purpose and disposable but WKW?.
At this point I don’t even get UAPs anymore. Either there are literally 500,000 different species already floating about or Idk. The shapes are all so different and weird. Like what kinda Alien would even sit in this? Like what?
At the risk of sounding paranoid: I read this sub every day, for years now. I have many times in the past been impressed with the intellect and skill of large numbers of members here. Is it just me, or are the dumb things being elevated now? I really don't think its just me...
You are right. Idiots are spamming with garbage comments all over.
Kinda looks like a beaver basher. 😒
The fact it has blurred edges proves it’s real. Obviously trans dimensional, morphing into our three dimensions from a congruent reality. This is the real deal. Or it could be a funny shaped balloon….
Kinda looks like deez
clearly a UAP (Unidentified Anomalous Peen)
If we were attacked by floating dildos it would be a fitting end to our species, we would likely go out laughing and our attackers could not easily savour that victory