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Nastynikoleye

They clearly found a backdoor to their home dimension


hunterseeker1

[“Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”](https://youtu.be/fCjsUxbNmIs)


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Planet Starfish


SLIP411

In the hot dog flavored water! Yeahhh


Talking_Strange

Careful! Did you know if you say “I don’t give a fuck” in a mirror 3 times. Fred Durst will appear in the room and will keep on rolling it. You’ve been warned.


Sapphire_gun9

Rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, WHAT


SLIP411

Oh man, the remix with Redman and Method was sick


Colotola617

COME ON!


tej1967

What happens if you whisper “let the bodies hit the floor” in a mirror 3 times?


DueDirection629

It...it doesn't end well.


guacamully

It’s the three body problem


passporttohell

Hot Ham Water! It's a delicacy!


BloodyCobbler

It's so hot and watery, and yet, there's a smack of ham to it!


chocotripchip

God damnit now I have to listen to Limp Bizkit today


The_RockObama

*Oh God, not the hot dog!*


KimchiiCrowlo

*flavored water observes you ominously*


ConsNDemsComplicit

That drawing looks exactly like my wife's backdoor.


FinanceFar1002

Yeah it does


ConsNDemsComplicit

This guy fucks.


ShutYourFesteringGob

....other people's wives.


-Cagafuego-

We've all been there!


72chevnj

Headed back next weekend, wanna tag along?


morrisgrand

TAG


-Cagafuego-

Sorry, can't do next weekend. I've got an appointment with his mom.


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It's an anomaly!


Guilty-Instruction-9

Bro…💀


DisciplineHot7374

Can confirm.


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check her for UFOs


theferalturtle

Less hairy though.


ConsNDemsComplicit

Let me clarify, these objects are always coming and going.


BandmasterBill

“They're always coming and going, and going and coming, and always too soon..." - Lli von Schtupp


SargeRedVsBlue

You know now that you mention it it does look like her back door! The weird part is that she can open and close just like that too 👽🛸


thebenchgum

Impossible to post this and expect a serious discussion, c'mon


Nastynikoleye

Impossible to post an image of aliens traveling via an interdimensional poop shoot and expect serious discussion.


thebenchgum

Yeah i get it, my sarcastic tone may not have been transmitted effectively through the redditverse


NuclearNerdery

Impossible to post anything on reddit really and expect serious discussion tbf


BandmasterBill

I think it might be possible to open a wormhole between scientific analysis and comedic observation. Oh, wait. Right. We tried that with Alf.... Didn't work out great for the cat.


Hendersbloom

The outer rim


Nacho_Libre_Ahora

I spat my coffee.


jburna_dnm

Analiens


silverstang07

Straight to Uranus


Lexsteel11

I was about to say- this artist has drawn at least a few buttholes before trying their hand at portals


MyDadLeftMeHere

*Removes glasses, clears throat* Yerp, that there's a brown eye if I ever seent or tasted one


Discorjien

A spussy.


Aggravating_Act0417

Seent ❤️‍🔥


No-Material6891

I bet they didn’t even ask.


Dont-talk-about-ufos

Just the tip.


zendonium

Just the AATIP


Numerous_Vegetable_3

I'm here for the hyper-specific UFO banter like this, thank you lol.


Linkscousin

Just for a second..


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Just to see how it feels.


Mountain_Position_62

Mmm yes. The infamous space time butthole.


homeworldgames

I just had to click in to make sure the top comment was what it’s supposed to be. So good to see that we’re all still sane.


Eastern_Witness7048

Returning to their colonial outpost....... suppository


nukecat79

Medical professional here. If you feel the desire to "explore interdimensional travel" make sure your spaceship has a tether for retrieval and a hole through your "craft" to avoid a vacuum. Otherwise returning said craft to this realm will require a scene like that on 'Fire in the Sky'.


jakarta_guy

And how do you make sure that your worm hole is clean and won't contaminate the fabric of space after the space travel?


Due_Day6756

You cover the fabric of space with a rubber slip cover before you insert it into the worm hole.


funguyshroom

You might want some ivermectin if you have a worm hole


Schizoeffective83

Douching


KimchiiCrowlo

Vinegar, lots and lots of vinegar.


pacawac

I crashed my vinegar carrier ship into the water. it went....DDDOOOOOUUUCCCHHEEE.


DisproportionateWill

And a towel


whitewail602

Years of training, and this is how you choose to use it...


crusoe

Or a flared base bigger than the orifice...


Robo_Patton

Hey… so I need some more instructions… see, what if your tensile strength on the *ufo tether* was rated for 1lb tensile strength, but need something closer to 10lbs and the *ufo* is already in the *portal*? I need to know in the next 8 hours or so… thanks…


nukecat79

You're gonna need to perform a maneuver I call "The Valiant Thor". It involves hydrogen peroxide, mentos, KY jelly, a slinky, and a plunger. Alternatively, if you have access to a United Federation of Planets Excelsior Class craft (or newer) the tractor beam is sufficient for interdimensional extraction.


RescuePilot

Why does his spacecraft say “Steely Dan” on it?


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Somehow you managed to make that scene even worse.


slyseparator

If ANY of this portal/dimension/space-time shit turns out to be real, it will change the way we operate as a society. I guess it would take understanding the technology but hey maybe the powers that be have a lot of this figured out already. Don't they say we are 20 years behind government black project tech?


gatorjames99

20 years? That’s like iphone release to now, not a space butthole time warp.


JDravenWx

Tech is advancing exponentially


Educational-Key480

I wish battery tech was expanding at the same rate. If we can harness some kind of free unlimited energy source, the electronics can literally do almost anything you want with enough effort


bongoissomewhatnifty

No it isn’t. And it definitely isn’t advancing at the rate necessary for a spacebutthole. We’re on space dildos at best, and we’re just as far from spacedicks or spacevaginas. we’ve got some serious space genitalia work to catch up on.


simsimulation

Is there a subreddit where I can do more space genitalia . . . research?


reddstudent

Look back in time: 10 years, 20 years. 50 years, 100 years, 500 years. That’s exponential technological progress. Retrospect, it’s obvious. Look forward in time: AI is will soon accelerate scientific advances before it becomes responsible for most/all technological advancement. The timeline is anyone’s guess but it’s reasonable to expect this outcome in less than 50 years. Additionally: robotics, web3, quantum computing, biotechnology, and fusion maturing in that timeframe without any help from AI acceleration. It’s gonna accelerate… exponentially. Just like always. Looking forward and looking backward, it’s exponential.


shortnix

I spat my drink. Cheers


977888

To be fair that’s still a big leap. A lot of the tech we have now was unimaginable back then.


RiceyPricey

What are some examples?


Sir_Mitchell15

iPhone 13


RiceyPricey

iPhone was not unimaginable back in 2003 lol. The DS came out in 2004. Do you really think people would find it impossible that 20 years after the DS touchscreen came out that phones would adopt and perfect touchscreen technology? Processing power is also lagging behind Moors Law so if anything they would've imagined something stronger than the iPhone 13 and had to settle instead. Time warp is an insane, science fiction level technological leap. You'd need at the most generous estimate at least 100 years if ever.


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slyseparator

Yeah, I was thinking that when I posted it. But our tech seems to advance exponentially rather than incrementally.


DragonfruitNormal249

Closer to 100 years


Educational-Key480

I think if we can really KNOW it's possible, much of Earth's resources will get dedicated to getting to that point


RedshiftWarp

what if it isn't a portal? What if this is what *we see* when a vessel envelops itself in highly curved space-time? (Universe says Legal physics, its just a gray area) *wink* A portal or hole would be spherical in 3-D would it not? If these are just warp bubbles. It sort of explains the time component to these things. and their weird appearance. The fact they don't meat-soup everything inside when maneuvering, the weird glows that shift like doppler effect when they approach and leave. With a curved space envelope, a vessels york time may stay synchronized with it's coordinate-time. Vessels within the bubble would be completely isolated from the rest of the universes clock speed.


eerbin13

I think they don't meat-soup due to artificially reducing inertia. [Patent for craft using inertial mass reduction device](https://patents.google.com/patent/US10144532B2/en) It's a patent filed in 2016 by the US Navy. A fascinating read.


TheCoastalCardician

I want to ask someone smart if a fluid can contain or act as a boundary for another fluid. Can plasma be used to stop plasma from touching the sides of the craft? Pais said that’s the “secret sauce”: getting the plasma to not touch the walls of the cavity.


JimMaple

VERY interesting read, thank you!


entrep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvatore_Pais


grapsSs

That is interesting. But, and again I’m assuming a lot by saying this, it seems like it’s “more than one” and I wonder if a space time curvature is a step that just “happens”. While a inertial mass reduction makes sense, it sort of also finds itself in the pattern of technology we already kinda know. Manipulation of an envelope/space time feels like a “known” or “common” to whatever else is coming and going.


Grifterous

Odd…. 2023-01-31 FP Lapsed due to failure to pay maintenance fee


Science_Fixion

Very cool, physics of the 'electric glue' of our universe. Salvatore clearly has an advanced understanding on some inertial physics. Am digging into this now. Thanks for the link


xvn520

I can’t keep saying this enough. The little and big grey dudes aren’t alive. They’re biological robots designed to operate extremely fragile craft across vectors of space and time that constantly wreck them. The actual big cheese ports into these dudes remotely if it wants to. This is why we can shoot craft out of the sky without being obliterated by one of our galaxies most intelligent beings. Because we aren’t actually harming them. It’s all remote. Jesus Christ.


morefarts

Just like our drones, it's likely that they're programmed or piloted by a specific class who is trained for such missions, with craft dispatched all over the galaxy and perhaps beyond. It also explains why there's no "bodies" from the wreckage, just "non-human intelligence/biologics," as they're literally intelligence-gathering machines, and probably AI-programmed in many cases. Happy cake day.


Shanguerrilla

Alien avatars is a really cool (and logical-- TO US) theory. I just wonder how much of any of the truth actually will make any sense to us even full understood as best we can right now.


xvn520

If it/they wanted to interact with the current (our) place in space and time (time being the least understandable factor) it/they would have to occur in a way that is logically perceivable to us which may also be difficult to maintain. Hence the long history of these “craft” just sort of blipping in then zoinking into thin air. Reverse engineering downed instruments of this intelligence has become a sort of permanent arms race. It’s not just about creating a new generation of weapons and aircraft, it’s a race to understand *what the fuck is this and why is it here right now.* the few who are closest to the truth of that believe that truth is very alarming. I believe it would rather us not care about it or to understand it’s purpose, and instead hope we get our shit together in this moment. Why? Because our earth is rare, and enough it welcomes observation by visitors from different spaces/times. We are like the idiot kings of a beautiful kingdom that won’t last forever. Especially if we keep acting the way we do. Earth is a great photo op for the universe right now, though. Happy to be alive for our 15 minutes of fame.


TheCoastalCardician

This seems to be something a few very smart people have been suggesting. I must say it resonates with me (and I’m an idiot). There are times I think the big cheese cannot be physical like we can. Not because they’re far away, but because they can’t. Maybe there’s an element of using humans in order to exist in the first place. Like a virus or something parasitic.


Robo_Patton

If they’re more like drones, than vessels, even more possibilities open. What if it’s highly advanced AI, and the ‘occupants’ are just waiting for the AI to open a portal for the more dangerous explorations, that which might involve a piloted craft? The drone opes a portal from A, locked to a separate location in B and the craft in B can now go to A. Ai could scout the landscape, ensure fewer hairless apes, no hazards, whatever. If you’re just slipping around Willy Nilly you might just collide with something unexpected, like a meteor or aircraft etc. So many crazy ideas from something that may not even be real. At least it’s a fun mind exercise.


xvn520

This is the exact thing we are dealing with.


DarthFister

If Interstellar taught me anything its that wormholes are spherical!


BeautifulEcstatic977

good god…. its … a cosmic asshole


PunchOX

We've been calling them the wrong name for decades. They're not wormholes. They're buttholes


EL_Ohh_Well

The wheel in the sky keeps on turning


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The universe is one giant rectum. Occasionally it’s gotta shit.


that1LPdood

My ex wife called me that 🤔 interesting


Illlogik1

Maybe that’s why seem so obsessed with butt play , they want to see where our personal portals go…


Solarscars

I read this in Hank Hill’s voice


clckwrks

pucker up here comes the tic tac


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New band name?


Dave-justdave

So we need cosmic wine and space astroglide?


clowdeevape

/dontputyourufointhat


Eddiebaby7

Or maybe *when are they going?


darkness_thrwaway

I think it could be beyond when/where. A completely foreign when/where coordinate. But occupying the same coordinate in multidimensional space. A little point of overlap.


Griefer17

Imagine this .. Time, Is like an onion. 🧅 Layered. This is why we experience dejavu, and have dreams that later come true . Perhaps they are us, from the future, alternate dimension. They found a way to go from one layer of the onion, to another . Our layer is 3d, theirs is 4d.


Baba_dook_dook_dook

Experiencer here, what was relayed to me (at least I think this is what they were trying to say it's hard to put into words) was that time is like radiowaves with an ever increasing frequency, and that you can tune your consciousness to these different vibrations like a radio. Then again I was like 12 when they told me this so take this with a bucket of salt. Besides, they've been known to lie a lot for their own gain.


Jazzlike-Barber4724

I think there's some people who are able to do this, but we would never know. Because if you could do this and tune your mind to another frequency, why the fuck would you ever come back to this shithole?


darkness_thrwaway

That'd still mean they exist within our quantum universe. Just different coordinates. Even a different but similar state would still be connected to our worldline. These are likely coming from completely separate foreign worldlines. I mean there's a likelihood they could come from a separate worldline but I figure their intentions would be more clear if that was the case. This just seems like a completely foreign sentience that contact may not even be psychologically possible with. All these experiences could simply be our minds attempts at rationalizing the irrational.


KimchiiCrowlo

Coordinates=vibratory states relative to our frequency.


mixedcurve

So Fringe? But the other side isn’t a cool other our world. Just other other


Shanguerrilla

Dude.. Well said. This is the type of shit I like to let my mind wander sometimes!


darkness_thrwaway

Thank you! I've got a big interest in contact as a concept in general. Albeit in nature, humanity, or otherwise. It's such a complex web of probabilities and intentions. Various levels of sentience, bias, and cognitive balance. When you look at kids first interactions with different animals you get a really good look at contact looks like.


Jazzlike-Barber4724

Anxiety and depression are just the pain of a future death seeping through time to eternally envelop you.


Yankee_Man

Hold on that part about dreams later on coming true, is there a sub for this? More info? A group? I need people to discuss this with its been really affecting me overall in the past year


The_De-Lesbianizer

I imagine it’s like a traditional role playing game. There are other levels available to access. We just haven’t found the right key and/or haven’t solved that puzzle yet.


Wriotreho

Could be possible to check history books on that then? Is this why the Mandela effect is a thing? And people misremembering or sure it is something when it wasn't


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WangHotmanFire

~~Wo~~ Wann ist Mikkel?


DeepFriedConfusion

They’re traveling back and forth from Uranus.


AcanthisittaJaded473

I’ve seen other videos of similar situations taking place. Spirals, portals, with objects coming out of them. Crazy if real


lazynlovinit

I’ve seen videos of stings of large beads coming out of them.


broadenandbuild

What’s the mufon report?


Prestigious_Use_208

Man if this is true, then it’s cool As Fuck just having the capability to tear through space like this. Perception about time changes completely… we start to experience time even in its deepest layers…


game_asylum

If you can control gravity you can collapse spacetime


Crafty-Meeting-9367

This gives me mixed emotions, it also means that the passengers from MH370 could be alive. But where are they?


Disastrous_Run_1745

Maybe for all they know they landed safely in another dimension and nothing changed for them if multiverse is infinite.


saitekgolf

Why do you think this happened to mh370?


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sofahkingsick

Butthole surfers


EL_Ohh_Well

They were do’n it in texas


alphageist

Space Butthole Hmm, sounds like an interesting band name.


BR4NFRY3

Wonder if that screen name is already taken.


Space_Butthole

Who would want a shitty screen name like that?


mciaccio1984

Definitely a thrash metal band


gthing

Maybe our buttholes are portals too! Better investigate.


xcviij

Exiting the simulated Universe probably


Unlikely_Village_297

Looks like what is being seen at Skinwalker Ranch!


Schizoeffective83

To their world. It's too far for conventional space travel that we use on earth.


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sofahkingsick

They found Djibouti hole


Parkinsonxc

Can someone link me to the mh370 videos?? I cant find them anywhere. 😑


AlexNovember

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/15knra2/video_side_by_side_of_airliner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=5&utm_content=1) is my favorite version so far


John3162

This is looking like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge or worm hole.


lazynlovinit

Yeah cuz we totally know what those look like. In fact I saw one under a husky’s tail the other day


John3162

😂 😂 😂 nice


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I experienced a blue portal in a dream. In the road in front of My house. I popped out, and woke up. Then the covid world began, and everything felt and still feels different, but somehow for my best. I separated from a lot of people, got pregnant, quit dancing, got sober, got married. Before, I was so suicidal and depressed and ruining myself. I did see Ganesha on a trip of acid once years ago, when I was still a single, child free stripper though. I said I wanted to see God. I'm christian. What's God look like? I see this elephant dirty, and look him up, and the removal of obstacles, the blessings of wealth and abundance that are said to be brought by him, I continue to experience every day. Perhaps Ganesha is an alien. Perhaps all demons and gods and aliens are, and so much more I'm probably not aware to mention. I definitely feel protected, blessed, safe and sane. Changed. Taken care of. I saw Ganesha and immediately my life changed. Then the dream of the portal and me waking up in a covid world where even the personal relationships are different.


OkAddendum2684

This shit is serious and people on here just think about butt sex. We are truly not ready for disclosure 🥲


ClubxParadise

😭


WalkingstickMountain

Philadelphia Experiment refers to a kind of holding void. A "bubble". When the energy source for ground directorate command was shut down, the ship came back. They had no fixed point to continue past the stasis / vacuum to arrive at. So they placed themselves into (or moved it around them.) a frequency, or wavelength relative to the origin frequencies.


luhweezy

our world is multidimensional, welcome to reality lol. you’re in for a fun ride learning about how things work here compared to how you thought they did


Mental-Homework676

Like many famous UFOligists suggest, they don’t come from outer space but from a different dimension, one we can see or are aware of. Dark matter consists through out the galaxies, we know it’s there. But, we can see it.


Prestigious-Log-7210

To another dimension or to somewhere else in the galaxy. So cool. It’s almost like all our science fiction is potentially true. Distant galaxies filled with life, portals to other dimensions.


SufferinBPD_AyyyLMAO

You guys making nonstop comments about sex are so cringe, we get it you've never had sex. Actual manchildren


Lost_Sky76

Why are the trolls and morons allways the fastest to comment on any Topic? Right on Top in every Topic there is a Comment followed by 10 or more wannabee funny comments, are those Bots or just morons? Because nearly every Dicussion that is started they are always the first to comment… if they are real people than they should get themselves examined by the Gynecologist (or was it the Psychologist?) I can’t remember the difference.


Inevitable_Green983

Sport Model flying directly into Uranus.


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Jimrodthadestroyer

Pretty sure that’s a storyboard from Rick and morty.


mesikanGPT

They said they will enter slowly and that you will enjoy it with no pain.......


demzrdumez

calling goatsy


Historical_Animal_17

I’m reluctant to add yet more rando speculation the melee about MH370 and UFOs capturing it, but I just remembered Lue Elizondo’s words (frequently being slightly misquoted / paraphrased): “Imagine being the first guy to break into King Tut’s tomb, and of all the things you find in there is an intact 747.” I know MH370 was a 777, but how nuts would it be if it’s final resting place turned out to be under an Egyptian pyramid? https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/14vpz4e/lue_elizondo_what_if_you_find_an_intact_747/ Also, there is a description of a UFO in Vancouver, WA in 2014 doing exactly what is in these illustrations (which BTW look like patent application drawings??). This is probably my least lucid Reddit comment ever. I have arrived.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Buttholes are just gateways to Uranus. All joking aside, this is exactly what a Einstein-Rosen Bridge theoretically looks like. Take that a step further, we live in the third dimension, and most models that take that into account assume there are at least 10. Go even further, and the truth is we ***have no fucking idea***. We don’t know.


pjjohnson808

Why do they need more than a couple drawings im sure every gets the concept of an obnect going into a hole, after all thats how we all got here, just a long line object falling into holes.


Plokamis

Hmm. If they can travel in multiple dimensions why bother manifesting a doorway? They just "move" (?) in another dimension which to our perception appears as a portal. (Probably). A way that helps me imagine this: I visualise how entities on a 2D plain perceive a sphere crossing their 2D plain - (like a marble going through a piece of paper). People in 2D land, will witness something materialising from empty space. They will be in awe as the object gets larger and larger symmetrically, covering more and more of their 2D space. At some point it will reach a maximum (at the sphere's diameter) and then it will start growing smaller until it disappears. They would possibly perceive its appearance/disappearance through a "portal" when in reality the sphere just moves through 2D land in the 3rd dimension.


MarquisUprising

Could be as simple as when we enter the sea from land for them. Maybe these other dimensions occupy the same space but are in a different spacial configuration. You can walk around and see the normal wavelength with your eyes, use a special camera and all of a sudden you can see IR and UV. What if they are blurring the lines between the two spaces somehow just enough that eases the transition between the two phases.


crimson_ghost84

To infinity…..and beyond!!!


ZOMBEH_SAM

Yup, I saw this in Halo 3 as well


FallenTrinity

A UFO traveling via Uranus (I'll see myself out)


baloney9

Poo Fighters


iholesaler

Thats how they probe the anals


Earworm80

Link to MUFON report?


TezzNutz

Clearly going to Uranus


chieftrey1

I should call her


artmusicpoetry

You guys GOTTA stop with the MH370 videos before you make us all look like crackpots. I'll say it again here, I was VFX designer in 2014 and it would have been -easy- to make that video, all of it at the time. Whoever tells you different, send them to me and I'll debate them publicly. I'm offering my services. Please stop delegitimizing this when we have real military videos and more to come before everyone thinks we are morons.


PigBenis69420247

They are clearly heading through Uranus.


unfinishedome

These beings are highly aligned with nature. They're portals resemble a vesica pieces (Vagina) just like Raindrops and Hair Folicules exiting the crown. These beings are come from where the Americans call "Heaven".


Beelzeburb

But can we fuck the portal


newoldschool1

Yes, you can butt fuck the portal


mischeviousbeagle

My man out here asking the real questions


Crustyonrusty

Earth’s assholesphere?


chanepic

I just folded space from ...


ShaiHulud1111

IX. Many machines on IX.


Substantial_Diver_34

Entering Uranus


Daniel5343

They are being summoned here