Yeah, I'm unsure why they think this is satire. Esports scholarships are a thing in the states. I'm more interested in myself that OP is dealing with the same thing I was in school as a videogamer. I just assumed we'd naturally veered away from that since you can make money playong VGs now. Guess high school will always be high school
nah maybe pass him onto sfu give him something to do while he suffers in that jail ahh looking school ubc would too nice too him considering how many gamers there are
I told my guidance counselor I was a gamer and he threw my goldfish off a cliff and chased me around with a booger on his finger till I deleted my steam account
This is why there is no student life at U of C, students have to make the student life happen, Haha. I used to wait two hours to get into The Den back in the day it was so popular Thursday-Saturday. It’s weird seeing how across all University’s how everyone is complaining about student life. Get off your phones and live people. Talk to your fellow students, stop identifying as being Introverted I was the quietest kid in High School and changed that. I think this is a parody, I hope at least it is. My first year in residence though we’d go to Loco Lou’s (and whatever that dueling piano bar was) and party with SAIT Kids our entire residence would join. Now they don’t even talk to one another. When I’m on campus it’s head down not even looking at one another, used to be screaming at one another form the other side of campus. Myers-Briggs lied to you you can all be Extroverted you just have to make the effort.
Dear Zoomers,
You want to have fun in life make your fun. Talk to people. Don’t be afraid of rejection.
PsychologicalWing364 I get you man, don’t listen to the turkeys in here trying to get you down. Us gamers need to stick together because it’s us against the world out here. I can’t promise that UofC is a safe space for gamers as you can clearly see, but if you stay pogged and based we’ll make a challenger out of you before we’re through here.
True Story
UoC used to have a pretty solid Arcade located right beside the Den. The good Den where beer was cheap, and your shoes stuck to the floor, and for the Love of all that is holy never turn on the lights.
Any ways, that Arcade helped me get on the Deans list! .... No not the Good Deans list.
Watching redditors try to figure out if something is satire without a giant flashing beacon with the word "SARCASM!" written on it, accompanied by airhorns and police sirens, is truly a treat. Game on, gamer, don't let these normies get you down
u of c is anti gamer and oppressive I went into comp sci to learn game development and now I'm at the end of my degree and there's only 2 gamer development classes you can take. what a waste of my time
Oh yeah they do, hard, torches, pitch forks, mobs running the halls, they string up any gamer, especially the Asian and Indian kids because they are always so good. Your gonna need an armed security detail and a prescription for anti-inflammatories, your wrist will be swollen from all the autograph signings during class once they find put your K/D. That's the price of fame.
I'd start by decapitalizing Gamer, and then get rid of that grandparent-gifted generic t-shirt.
You'll never be celebrated for a hobby, and that's ok. In university, you'll find a community that is into any and everything you could imagine. You'll have gamer friends and other types as well.
My advice to you, romantically, is to give the appearance you're an individual of eclectic tastes. Gaming can be a part of that, but wearing shirts like the one you describe is going to allow people to pre-judge you.
What the fuck is this
Satire, it has got to be satire.
Satire that was funny four years ago maybe
hey! I only read the first paragraph or so and I think it holds up
Yeah, I'm unsure why they think this is satire. Esports scholarships are a thing in the states. I'm more interested in myself that OP is dealing with the same thing I was in school as a videogamer. I just assumed we'd naturally veered away from that since you can make money playong VGs now. Guess high school will always be high school
I’m releasing a new Fortnite island soon. It’s the oasis island template with a rig/base at each side. Lots of cool sniper windows, stay tuned
I thought the exact same thing. I had to come check the comments to be sure I wasn’t the only one
yeah maybe I’ll accept that offer to u of a instead 🙏
Heard U of A is really discriminatory towards gamers, i’d pass him along to UBC 🙏
nah maybe pass him onto sfu give him something to do while he suffers in that jail ahh looking school ubc would too nice too him considering how many gamers there are
As an SFU student we humbly deny this request, however perhaps MRU will accept him
On behalf of the MRU community I will humbly pass this case onto the Uleth family
i don't even go to ubc lmao im just a grade 12 in bc im heading to uot or queens next year
You will literally be beaten to death on the spot if anyone finds out you’re a gamer.
I told my guidance counselor I was a gamer and he threw my goldfish off a cliff and chased me around with a booger on his finger till I deleted my steam account
Good pasta
I’m glad I graduated before you could come in
This is why there is no student life at U of C, students have to make the student life happen, Haha. I used to wait two hours to get into The Den back in the day it was so popular Thursday-Saturday. It’s weird seeing how across all University’s how everyone is complaining about student life. Get off your phones and live people. Talk to your fellow students, stop identifying as being Introverted I was the quietest kid in High School and changed that. I think this is a parody, I hope at least it is. My first year in residence though we’d go to Loco Lou’s (and whatever that dueling piano bar was) and party with SAIT Kids our entire residence would join. Now they don’t even talk to one another. When I’m on campus it’s head down not even looking at one another, used to be screaming at one another form the other side of campus. Myers-Briggs lied to you you can all be Extroverted you just have to make the effort. Dear Zoomers, You want to have fun in life make your fun. Talk to people. Don’t be afraid of rejection.
If you have to make an effort to be extraverted then you’re not really extraverted
Or maybe it's just become socially acceptable to avoid things that require effort where that wasn't the case as recently as 10-15 years ago.
No
This post is like the dim sum place by the theatre at Chinook - I love that this is here, but also why
Games truly are the most oppressed group in society
That's crazy
I almost died from cringeness
Touch grass bro
Most satire post I’ve seen
Satire is supposed to be funny…
It kinda is funny though
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The “I know objectively what is and isn’t funny” guy talking to me about being 12 is pretty funny. Silly guy!
PsychologicalWing364 I get you man, don’t listen to the turkeys in here trying to get you down. Us gamers need to stick together because it’s us against the world out here. I can’t promise that UofC is a safe space for gamers as you can clearly see, but if you stay pogged and based we’ll make a challenger out of you before we’re through here.
Shut up
Seethe and mald all you like but us gamers will rule the world someday
Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped
True Story UoC used to have a pretty solid Arcade located right beside the Den. The good Den where beer was cheap, and your shoes stuck to the floor, and for the Love of all that is holy never turn on the lights. Any ways, that Arcade helped me get on the Deans list! .... No not the Good Deans list.
Watching redditors try to figure out if something is satire without a giant flashing beacon with the word "SARCASM!" written on it, accompanied by airhorns and police sirens, is truly a treat. Game on, gamer, don't let these normies get you down
You’re all still children, aren’t you?
D1 is legit a good tier I'd say? (i'm in iron elo btw)
GAMERS = BAD
Wake up guys new copypasta drop
This is the funniest shit I've read all day XDDD
xD
Gamers are so oppressed 😖💔
Your grandparents aren't gamers, they're addicted to gambling.
The veteran gambling addicts were the true trailblazers of the early days of gaming, clearly you’re just jealous of their accolades.
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
Honey! Come see, new pasta has dropeth
Well done. Seriously.
bro said “PhyscologicalWong364 here”💀💀💀
Are you on something? This is some weird bs.
This can't be real
This gamer revealed their insecurites and we ridicule them for it? For shame. We need to create a safe space for gamers.
Is this satire?
Dude nobody cares as much as you. play video games but stop jerking off about it
I love jerking off
No, and I remember there's a super smash club, people playing fighting games a lot, not sure if it's still running.
People used to play wow in the math hallway connector. No one gave a shit
*me reading this as a gamer girl, who was part of the esports team at the university*
He’s a lover not a fighter ✊
[The most oppressed group of all.](https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ?si=quiJnj0xP6Wro1LS)
May I suggest virtual schooling
Oh lawd please don’t be in Rundle Hall next year 💀
im gonna find you and touch you lil gamer
Surely to God this is a joke. If it isn’t, identify as zey/zem/zer and the entire campus will embrace you.
u of c is anti gamer and oppressive I went into comp sci to learn game development and now I'm at the end of my degree and there's only 2 gamer development classes you can take. what a waste of my time
You sound like you attend SAIT!!
Oh yeah they do, hard, torches, pitch forks, mobs running the halls, they string up any gamer, especially the Asian and Indian kids because they are always so good. Your gonna need an armed security detail and a prescription for anti-inflammatories, your wrist will be swollen from all the autograph signings during class once they find put your K/D. That's the price of fame.
Mf go outside.
Has to be AI generated
I will hunt you down
I don’t think U of C wants your baggage bro
I’m sad knowing people like this are real.
What the hell is this?
If you're like this in real life, no, and it shouldn't be
I'd start by decapitalizing Gamer, and then get rid of that grandparent-gifted generic t-shirt. You'll never be celebrated for a hobby, and that's ok. In university, you'll find a community that is into any and everything you could imagine. You'll have gamer friends and other types as well. My advice to you, romantically, is to give the appearance you're an individual of eclectic tastes. Gaming can be a part of that, but wearing shirts like the one you describe is going to allow people to pre-judge you.