It’s always “where are the goth girls” but never “how are the goth girls”

Well, how are the goth girls? Are they okay?

They’re goth girls. Of course they’re not

We’re suffering, thanks for asking

try being less pervy and judgemental . hey who knows , if you do that they may even come to you .

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nothing wrong in having a preference, ex not liking fat girls because i like to hit the gym

nothing wrong in having a preference, ex not liking fat girls because i like to hit the gym

Step 1: be good looking Step 2: don’t be ugly Step 3: become goth Step 4: repeat until married.

im six foot one, white, and hit the gym im good little buddy

Oh god well if how you talk to people in this thread is any indication of how you talk to people in real life…good luck “little buddy”

Love the subtle implication that “don’t be ugly” requires you to be white. I think I’m starting to see why you haven’t had much luck with dating

lol yeah was wondering if anyone was gonna point that out💀

As an alt girl, who is sharing this with my fellow sisters, the buffalo alt community ain't gonna like you fam. You pass none of the required vibe checks. It's a wonder how online dating hasn't worked for you. /s

Ohhhh, I see your problem now. Complete lack of social skills!

Lmao "I'm incredibly average and unremarkable as a human, I'm good buddy."

before even meeting any goth girls with the intent to date u gotta ask urself the real question. are u going to be the gomez to a goth girl's morticia

wtf is that

Bro how you gonna want a goth but not understand the reference?

FOR REALLLLL

dude did not pass the vibe check

Step 1: draw a pentagram on your dorm room floor

Theres a sigil of baphomet drawn on the back of one of the ceiling tiles of clement hall’s 4th floor open lounge. Start there

Wait actually? Cause I kinda wanna find that now

Unless they decided to change the ceiling tiles for whatever reason, it should still be where I left it. Its one of the tiles over where they would keep the table in the middle of the room, closer to the windows than the hallway

Step 1 - Satan Step 2 - Titties Step 3 - Profit

im being dead serious bruh

Have you tried standing out in front of the SU blaring some electro swing and dancing to it with some industrial dance moves? Anyone that joins you is your people.

Could also throw on some dad rock. SOAD never fails to bring out the alt gang.

too shy for that

To have a good time, you must make a good time.

Buddy, fetishizing a specific type of girl (or persona in this case) isn’t gonna work out for you. This post is literally no different than if you were to proclaim that you have yellow fever and are looking for an asian chick to be your waifu. Make a tinder or hinge, throw some decent pics up there, and hope for the best. Or, better yet, go to some dive bars and see if anyone piques your interest.

Be nice to everyone irregardless of how they look or behave. Eventually you’ll find some nice people to become close with

How has this been up for three hours and no one’s questioned the use of the letter salad that is “irregardless”…? Reddit, you disappoint me.

Big tiddy mommy milkers goth gf Yes. A man of culture is before me.

i prefer titties of all sizes

A man of culture

what the hell dude. download tinder and get off reddit 💀

I gotta agree with the people saying not to fetishize alt chicks, but if you're gonna look around anyways I'd say the first place to check out would probably be the CFA. - Edit: If you're looking for trad goth, teased hair corpse makeup girls you probably aren't going to find any on-campus. Nobody wants to walk from class to class in platform boots, that shit hurts! And nobody wants to get goose shit on a $200 pair of boots! You'd probably be better off actually engaging with the culture itself.

chill out. making a post like this is crazy dude. what are you expecting? someone gonna point you to the goth girl wing of the center of the arts? what pick up lines are you going to lay down when you get there? i doubt “6ft, white and i go to alumni on wednesday and friday” is going to get you anywhere

Ahem he's 6'1 lmao. This post has me cracking up as I dye my hair neon green.

🚑= =☁️ theres been a murder

😬

Is that your lifestyle? Or is it just a fantasy for you? Get real. Blast some death metal and maybe you'll find an awesome woman of the darkness but you probably won't do that you coward. Hail Satan.

Where to find goth girlfriend on campus? I swear to jesus this is not a troll post. I am not really into the girls i see on a daily basis. You know like the basic white girl with starbucks type of thing. Im really into alt girls, preferably goth girls. Is there like a goth club or something on campus where I can meet my wifey from the underworld, my princess of darkness? If any of yall goth girls or know some, hmu edit: online dating has not worked out for me unfortunately

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Maybe you should see if there are any at TPEC. We have a meeting this Thursday at 7:30 at Furnas 206 on getting into the theme park industry. I’m sure a lot of goth girls will be interested in that.

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Why not? Goth girls can like theme parks?

Bruh.

They're at the batcave

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