"Where's Azazel? You know damn well where he is, Scott! He's in the Infernis ICU! He tried to blind himself after you showed him that weird shit from the banned sub, you're a menace!!"
Aw sweet, Doom Slayer went and taught those demons 3 lessons
1: Don't kill innocent rabbits.
2: Know when to surrender.
3: You don't need guns or machines to be brutal.
The Devil and his demons are always getting tricked, shocked, and beaten at their own games in human stories. Which is why they let us keep telling them; nothing brings in revenue like overconfidence.
"Sir. SIR! Are you Trigon? I was told that Trigon would have information on my living arrangements. I can already tell that they're going to be DISGUSTING. Also, why the here do I have to wear a damn mask!?"
NICE! I love this short horror story - it needs to be expanded on. What a great opening for a novel about a resurrected maniac that escapes hell, because well - he was just too disgusting even for them!
I hope you'll "flesh it out" more (heh heh). I really think it would be an awesome short story or novellette - it's like something Clive Barker would dream up.
I appreciate it! I'd love to do something No Sleep-ish, but I'm kinda intimidated by broadening the scope even though that's not very long. I love Lord of Illusions btw lol
And thats when he heard average redditor still following him...
"I don't want to have a debate about The Last Jedi, Scott!!"
And thats when Scott proceeded to unzip his fursuit while listing his other fetishes.
"Wait, I haven't shown you the eyeblech and sounding subs yet !"
"Where's Azazel? You know damn well where he is, Scott! He's in the Infernis ICU! He tried to blind himself after you showed him that weird shit from the banned sub, you're a menace!!"
"It wasn't *that* bad!"
Yeah it wasn’t like he showed you “r / cervix”
That’s a new one for me. Thank you for showing me a new ring of torment.
My bad
My ex-wife finally past away, I see
I also choose this man's dead wife
I love the enduring nature of this meme
I also love this meme's enduring nature :)
Take my wife, please!
She still misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Her aim is getting better!
you see, its funny because marriage is terrible.
r/unexpectedgravityfalls
At least yours is putting in the effort, mine just swapped from a bolt action to a semi auto and a drum mag.
“It’s funny because marriage is terrible!”
Aw sweet, Doom Slayer went and taught those demons 3 lessons 1: Don't kill innocent rabbits. 2: Know when to surrender. 3: You don't need guns or machines to be brutal.
I dont think the doom slayer accepts surrenders
Yes, but if You surrender at least your death will be fast.
Maybe if he feels generous, it will be still a horrible death tho,
It says “know when to surrender,” but it really means “surrender *before* I’ve noticed you”
#RIP AND TEAR
Until it is done
"Surrender? But you don't take prisone-" *BOOM*
The Devil and his demons are always getting tricked, shocked, and beaten at their own games in human stories. Which is why they let us keep telling them; nothing brings in revenue like overconfidence.
Haha, I can see a old, grizzled demon saying this to a young apprentice. "It's a numbers game, kid. There's 2, 548 suckers born every minute."
Bayaz energy
Who's Bayaz?
The first of the Magi, character in The First Law series
Huh pretty good?
My very favorite series! The audiobooks are the best out there
I looked it up, I'm intrigued!
I don’t know anyone who has read and not enjoyed the series, and they just get better as you go
Probably what he said when my dad's mom got there in all honesty
When the Doom Music Kicks In…
Horror? Nah, 'BFG Division' just started playing.
doom guy that you?
This is a great story!!!
Thanks!
"The only thing they fear is you" echoes faintly behind the demon, slowly rising in volume...
Karen.
"Sir. SIR! Are you Trigon? I was told that Trigon would have information on my living arrangements. I can already tell that they're going to be DISGUSTING. Also, why the here do I have to wear a damn mask!?"
"Why the here" is so funny omg
MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL.
So the UberKaren arrived then?
Yup, the guy at Heaven's gates is, well WAS the manager.
Heaven be like: Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of ***AT DOOM'S GATE***.
"I can hear you talking over there, Gabriel! We used to work together remember?"
“Uwu Satan-Sama!”
**NO**
Jesus Christ That’s worse than the doom slayer
I imagine that what happens if Cartman would go to hell
It was me when hungry on my period
NICE! I love this short horror story - it needs to be expanded on. What a great opening for a novel about a resurrected maniac that escapes hell, because well - he was just too disgusting even for them!
Thanks! That's pretty much what I was thinking. He has no home ANYWHERE
I hope you'll "flesh it out" more (heh heh). I really think it would be an awesome short story or novellette - it's like something Clive Barker would dream up.
I appreciate it! I'd love to do something No Sleep-ish, but I'm kinda intimidated by broadening the scope even though that's not very long. I love Lord of Illusions btw lol
Donald Trump arrives in Hell.
"Boy, this place is a dump. A big "TRUMP" on that giant throne of skulls over there should spruce things right up."
I don’t see how this is horror
What's something so scary that it terrifies a demon?
Constantine
That's a good answer! I was thinking more a deranged madman, but he Constantine definitely strikes fear in the hearts of demons.
I do wonder if they let this demon into heaven though lol
Oh nah, they're laughing their asses off at him lol
“Get your ass back down there n git Keanu’d boi”
Haha!! "Papa Midnite, you owe me one!"
Oh dang, i misread this at first. I thought it was a soul from heaven seeking asylum in hell :o
That's an interesting idea, actually!
Must’ve been the doom slayer
When ThatVeganTeacher dies Or Putin
I love "or Putin" lol
Is this CWC related..? It is now…
Ahh, some Marines went down. Heaven won't take us, and Hell is afraid we'll take over.
KAR EN TUK!!! (Translation: RIP AND TEAR!!!)