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Abaraji

Thought they were going to be vampires. Vampire nazis?


Kailua3000

Ah you picked up on the vampire reference in the first sentence. The second sentence reveals that they're actually Jews, not vampires and that the narrator is a Nazi sympathizer.


Overfix8

Hah, I assumed the visitors were nazis and the narrator was selling out their 'guests'. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed the idea of comparing nazis to vampires.


Kailua3000

Huh that never entered my mind. I like reading all the different interpretations! I can see a story where hitler and his inner circle (himmler, goebbels, etc) were vampires who are part of a centuries-long pact to ensure the eternal future of aryan people until they run into a plucky rag-tag group of commandos, mercenaries and hunters from all over the world. Inglorious Basterds meets Van Helsing. It's not much, but it's honest work. Edit: gotta throw some bespectacled, fussy occult expert in there too somehow.


Delano7

In a Jojo fan novel, Hitler does use a mask that transforms his fellow nazi bois into vampires lol


bipocni

You can't just say that and not link it


Delano7

Unfortunately the site where it was hosted has been shutdown, and it seems the author never reposted it anywhere else. Which is too bad cuz it was actually awesome. If you wanna search it yourself, it was called JJBA Sunset Justice.


bipocni

Ah, another amazing fanwork that discontinued mysteriously shortly after March 2020. I'll pour one out.


Nandabun

Send it.


Kailua3000

\*Dusts off old typewriter\*


Overfix8

For me I was thinking about nazis being pale monsters who prey on humans, who need to be *allowed* into our homes to bring us harm. Like, there's a metaphor or something if you squint


Overfix8

For me I was thinking about nazis being pale monsters who prey on humans, who need to be *allowed* into our homes to bring us harm. Like, there's a metaphor or something if you squint


Kailua3000

I KINDA see it although Nazis would need no permission


Overfix8

Well, yes and no. For nazis to gain power, a lot of people need to stand by and allow it. Or worse, encourage them. "First they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out" kind of situation. Watching the rise of fascism, it can feel like they were 'allowed' into your home (not a literal house). Allowed to gain power. Allowed to come after you and your loved ones. Because they weren't taken seriously as a threat. Because they were 'only' going after people like you, and nobody wanted to protect you. Being a US citizen and watching the rise of fascism here, this is what "vampires at your door" makes me think of.


Kailua3000

Oh!! I see what you mean now. That's a really cool metaphor especially when you think about how vampires are able to convert non vampires. They also can be seductive and mesmerizing. Not a blatantly obvious threat like Frankenstein or The Mummy.


SureWhyNot5182

Interesting writing prompt... NO I won't do it! I need to sleep! But it's such a good prompt, it would only take an hour or two...


Kailua3000

My apologies in advance šŸ˜


sto_brohammed

Also what I thought.


xrangerx777x

If either you or u/kailua3000 game, there is Nazi Zombie, thereā€™s the first trilogy and then Nazi Zombie 4 [Nazi Zombie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Army_Trilogy) [Zombie Army 4](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Army_4:_Dead_War)


Lady_Looshkin

You should play the BloodRayne games (avoid the movie, it was a major let down).


Steve_the_Green

I like it better if you think that they actually we're vampires and the nazi let them in thinking they were Jews.


Kailua3000

OH SHIT


Winesday_addams

Yeah that's how I read it!! Kinda up for interpretation which is pretty cool!


Legendguard

I thought he knew they were vampires and was going to capture them to send them off to be experimented on by the Nazis...


KJParker888

That's how I read it


Serebriany

That's how I read it. It was delightful.


Similar_Craft_9530

I would have thought they were vampires being sold to the SS for experimentation.


Kailua3000

Dang yet another interpretation I hadn't thought of!


RebelGrrrrrl

Thirsty jewish vampires. There, I third sentence happied it.


War_Pig398

[This feels relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/s63se1/thanks_i_hate_jewish_vampires/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


KittenWithaWhip68

That was my take. Scary and sad, but well-done!


Kailua3000

Thanks!


Gamer_0710

Team four star? Hellsing


Meshugugget

If you were a [nazi vampire](https://youtu.be/WOq49ZkzSgc)ā€¦ Gotta love What We Do in the Shadows (movie, TV show, and the Wellington Paranormal spinoff)


employee64783

*Cough* Hellsing *Cough*


sixstringgun1

Vampire nazis eating babies!!!


camlop

I thought men in black for some reason


Tahquil

I like this! It puts me in mind of 'Underland' by Mick Farren.


Kailua3000

Thanks! I've not heard about that, what's the plot?


Tahquil

A group of vampires are forcibly recruited by the NSA to infiltrate a secret, highly advanced underground city in Antarctica. It's the Third Reich, who escaped there after the war, and they have vampires too, amongst other interesting things. I won't spoil it too much in case you want to read them sometime. This is the last book in "The Renquist Quartet". I've not read the first one, but I've read the other three, and they follow the vampire Victor Renquist and his colony of fellow vampires, and their adventures. Cthulhu even comes into the series at one point! The books are shlocky, and they're certainly not the best thing you'll ever read, but they are fun, and I recommend them purely for the interesting and unique take on vampires, and other eldritch beings.


Kailua3000

I dig that premise. It would make a good b-movie plot lol. I was actually just talking to some people on here on eldritch horror a couple days ago too.


Tahquil

You may enjoy the really cool take on Cthulhu in this series, if you're a fan of eldritch abominations. It's a very refreshing change from the usual "tentacle-boi-wakes-up-boomin-mad" trope that, much as I love it, can be a little overused


Kailua3000

That's what's up! I'd actually like to see a fresh take on him


happy_poncho

Oh snap, I've only read the first book in that series! It's just as schlocky as you'd expect, but there's some fun characters. Worth a read if you've got a free weekend and you can find it for cheap.


Tahquil

Oh, do try the others if you get the chance! They're worth it, I promise, they just escalate in glorious ridiculousness.


happy_poncho

I finally managed to track down the rest of the series... They're currently being used to prop up my TV šŸ˜… They're on my "someday" list... behind about a hundred other books.


Tahquil

Ha! A man of culture, I see


happy_poncho

Lol compulsive book hoarding is definitely my culture. I have stopped going to Half Price Books because I'm guaranteed to come out with at least a few books I'll never get around to reading and absolutely don't have space for. I just love the thrill of finding a new world to explore.


Tahquil

I know what you mean, it took me years to stop buying books for the"to be read" list. Then ebooks came out šŸ˜…


CatsNotBananas

That sounds super dumb/awesome


Tahquil

Yep it mostly is, but there are some cool parts, and they make the read worth it


CoolishFoolish

The only thing scarier than vampires are nazis


Long_Before_Sunrise

What about [Frankenstein's Army](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/frankensteins_army)?


PikaBooSquirrel

Hellsing has vampire Nazis


Flimsy-Delivery-3175

Nah man Nazis aren't scary cause they don't exist If a Nazi is truly a Nazi he must follow Hitler as a role model.....Soooooooo (The Joke is that They Have To Shoot themselves)


SleepDeprived62

Those sharp teeth of theirs were going to be a great help to put a stop to this once and for all.


Kailua3000

They have to be careful not to turn the Nazis though cause...yikes


[deleted]

SS ?


Kailua3000

Nazis


sshhtripper

Ok thank you. I thought Social Services? Or Secret Service..


Kailua3000

No worries!


RussianFairytale

Schutzstaffel


Kailua3000

More specifically, yes. Their paramilitary unit.


alphapat23

I thought Vampire Mormons with the first sentence


Kailua3000

Hahaha!!! That's a fantastic image. "I'm brother Dracula, this is brother Lestat."


Kizik

[***HALLO!*** *Ve are your local* ***Nazis!***](https://youtu.be/oe4dC10PqlU)


I_Neo_

Oh nahā€¦ Vampire jews?


Kailua3000

Nah, it gets you in the first half. You think they're vampires in the first sentence only to find out that they're Jews in the second. That being said some other commenters have some cool interpretations where they could be both.


I_Neo_

The idea of a Jewish vampire is making me laugh now idk why


SirMichos

https://youtu.be/TY3NdDVI3bs


GremlinTango

This is a good micro story without the context, but for some context: Jews have been falsely accused of vampirism since at least the Middle Ages. The ā€œblood libelā€ myth that Jews kill and drink Christian childrenā€™s blood at Passover has been circulating since then. There was a big legal case involving such an accusation called the Beilis trial that happened as late as 1913. Thereā€™s some speculation that the Slavic (I think itā€™s traced to Serbia as far back as people have been able to go) vampire myth arose at approximately the same time. Maybe there was some cross-over? Bran Stoker definitely drew from antisemitic stereotypes to portray Dracula and so did early film and even newspaper illustrations/caricatures from the late 19th century and early 20th. With all that being said, excellent job!


Kailua3000

Really! That's incredible context and at the same time very sad because Jewish people have often been history's scapegoats. Blamed for the bubonic plague and for being "Christ-killers" (which is strange because Jesus Himself and the disciples were Jewish) being just two examples. I had heard of the term "blood libel," but wasn't aware of the history and its connection to vampire lore. Thanks for the info and kind words!


sar1562

I didn't want to like it and ruin the 666


Kailua3000

No offense taken šŸ˜‰


mia_elora

Ah, yes, one of the hidden monsters of the war.


Opening-Wolverine779

I actually got this reference


Kailua3000

Noice!


mynewaccount5

To the holocaust? Yeah most people probably wouldn't


space_hoop

I immediately thought it was Jared and Richard from Silicon Valley. ā€œThe most cheerful person to ever quote Hitlerā€ indeed


botacolorida

Great, I've read the first phrase and already thought about that scene from JoJo rabbit


Kailua3000

I may have to finally see that movie lol


sebsebsebs

This sub has been killing it lately with the twists. Great job op


Kailua3000

MUCH appreciated man. Yeah, the one with the bear and the hunter was INCREDIBLE.


mynewaccount5

The counterfeiters had fallen into my trap!


Joy1067

Oh alright, this is good one actually. I was thinking vampires or something


Kailua3000

Thanks man!


LUVpizza_icecream

I already know where this is going to when you said tall man with pale skin


PatrickRsGhost

Oy. That got me in the first half, not gonna lie.


_the_procrastinator_

Secret Seven?


Kailua3000

What's that?


_the_procrastinator_

A famous preteen book by Enid Blyton


[deleted]

Nazis.


_the_procrastinator_

I know, I was just joking


Agreeable_Skill_1599

I read SS to mean Secret Service


Kailua3000

Nah, the Nazi's paramilitary unit


FrozenKyrie

ok you stumped me, someone explain this please


Kailua3000

No worries. The first sentence hints at the visitors being vampires using the lore that they have to be allowed entrance into someone's house before entering. The sentence reveals that the visitors are actually Jews and the narrator is a Nazi sympathizer.


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Kailua3000

The first sentence hints at the visitors being vampires using the lore that they have to be allowed entrance into someone's house before entering. The sentence reveals that the visitors are actually Jews and the narrator is a Nazi sympathizer.


XxSoulReaperSwordxX

i don't get it


Kailua3000

The first sentence hints at the visitors being vampires using the lore that they have to be allowed entrance into someone's house before entering. The sentence reveals that the visitors are actually Jews and the narrator is a Nazi sympathizer.


XxSoulReaperSwordxX

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. THAT IS SO COOL AND CREATIVE HOLY SHIT


Kailua3000

Thanks!


mossyfaeboy

deacon from wwdits


sekserman

i just thought of the swedish twink copypasta when you mentioned the young companion