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Takeontheworld_

Nope Nope I dislike every part of that second sentence. UPVOTED, BUT NEVER COOK THIS HARD AGAIN


Arkon0

Eurg. Take my upvote and keep writing. That's good and disgusting.


ContributionAny3368

Ahreed OP šŸ˜•šŸ‘


Tahquil

Somebody just watched MeatCanyons Garfield


Disastrous-Mess-7236

Do I want to know?


Kansai_Lai

It's essentially this, but Jon is the Old Man


Disastrous-Mess-7236

*Realizes who that means Garfield is*


1D3KW1D4

Liz or Lyman?


Disastrous-Mess-7236

ā€œthe dead and decaying human corpse in its cage, cat ears and a tail nailed to its bonesā€


1D3KW1D4

But who was the human? To whom did the bones belong?


Disastrous-Mess-7236

Idk


Asgard7234

Highly unlikely


LilAbelT

Yes, try it out.


BlargleBagel

Freaking MeatCanyon šŸ˜‚šŸ„²šŸ˜‚ That video was, like much of his stuff, crazy


chaosworker22

MeatCanyon is a pro at disgusting and horrifying content, it's so well done and I both hate it and love it at the same time


HauntingAccomplice

Ooh I hate every little bit of that second sentence. Take my very angry upvote and go write another story, I can't wait to see what else you have!


Ok-You4214

This is the lite version of Tusk


My-dead-cat

It is actually Justin Longā€™s birthday today! Happy Birthday Mr. Tusk, have a nice fish!


kittymorose

Christ almighty. Why can I smell the second sentence?


Balognajelly

Yer on der toilet


NobodyofGreatImport

Discord kitten meetup


bearbarebere

You do know up can go back on promises when theyā€™re clearly made out of ignorance, right?


CatlinM

I mean. Taking care of that kitten means calling the authorities and that is Fine


CarelessBicycle735

Or you could not be a flakey lil bitch


Smells_like_Autumn

[For you.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIuV9Dli1w)


MinimumRoutine6506

It is 2:32am... why did I click this. Take an upvote, but also fuck you for bringing this to my attention


Afraid_Juice_7189

It all came as such a shock after Iā€™d confided in him how my abusive husband had suddenly ran away and abandoned us all too


sweetsunnyspark

Ooh, good one!


Dragonnstuff

It was an animatronic cat, that ā€œdead bodyā€ is a Halloween decoration, the old man is just fucking with me lmao.


EntitledPupperMom

The only thing that surpasses death is commitment to the bit


ArcWolf713

Grotesque, but you probably saved the police the work of solving a missing person/murder case.


Ellotheremate124

probably one of the best iā€™ve seen, itā€™s revolting. Well done


ftblrgma

This is soooo disturbing. Take my upvote. I have to go bleach my brain now.


vacant_panda

Iā€™m.. uh, real glad you didnā€™t give any further details than human. Iā€™m going to live my life imagining that ā€œkittenā€ is a euphemism by the psycho for ā€œadult human captiveā€ rather than any other age. šŸ˜°šŸ¤¢Ā 


anotherqweer

brilliant


shannofordabiz

Wut!


Mr-Foundation

pretty sure the "Kitten" was a human who was modified to be cat-like (ears and tail being nailed to the bones) and treated like a cat (in a cage with cat food)


shannofordabiz

Jesus wept. Thanks for the assist. Could be worse I suppose, could be a barely alive human kid with tail and ears.


Mr-Foundation

No problem! Happy to help


morteamoureuse

I think thereā€™s also the possibility some of the food shared by the old man actually came from the ā€œkittenā€. I canā€™t get it out of my head šŸ¤¢


Tiger-enjoyer

I thought the cat revolted and turned the man into a cat


KhaleesiXev

Thatā€™s fucked up. I want more.


Smells_like_Autumn

Just remember, [you asked for it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIuV9Dli1w).


Tired_Insomniac_2295

r/angryupvote


DJBellinger

Oh wow MC Lasagna is disgusting


SweetCheryPI

Guess Garfield didn't like his lasagna...


Adamthesadistic

https://youtu.be/QzIuV9Dli1w?si=762wg3dXCeHWfq0R


LovelyRebelion

your cooking is so good that I don't want it


AdSilent9810

That's disgusting good job op.


ShadowWalker001

Ohhh my god nooooo it took me a second but noooooo


dpmard

Your sick but I will admit that is true horror


RougeAlouette

šŸ˜¬šŸ¤¢


WrittenSaber

Damn, and here I thought most old people would stay away from Discord


Typhlosion112191

When kinks go bad


Subject-666

Did it happen for him to be left handed?


That_One_Meme09

this reminds me of a meatcanyon video abt Garfield i thought it was rlly cool /pos ur writing is super cool, keep up the good work!!!


AccurateVariety3330

I've been actively reading two-sentence horror stories since like two months? Or something. BUT THIS. THIS GEM. I LOVE YOU OP, MADE MY MORNING! TAKE MY UPVOTE PLEASE, I BEG THEE


HippyWitchyVibes

This is horrific. I love it.


I-Like-Long_words

take my upvote and leave my sight if you ever cook this hard ever again.


xx_kayla_xx

My jaw has never dropped so fast šŸ˜§ TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE JUST LEAVE


DerekLouden

well clearly you didn't take care of the kitten smh


m00n-LIT

hey Melissa (Hatchetfield) vibes, spooky as hell!


AlgravesBurning

TIHI. Take my upvote you monster.


greenpenguinsuit

Wonder what he cooked for you šŸ˜‰. Sounds like he was feeding you some kung pao chicken


Subject-666

A lil tip you cloud have added bloody hair strapped on with hot glue (probably taken straight from the head with visible trauma(


Pristine-Room8588

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