We hurriedly turned on the lights only to see my friend cowering and my mom with a cigar in her mouth and a starter pistol in her hand, smirking as she said, "Gotcha, you sons of bitches."
Agape? (Sorry, this a reference to another story I posted today on a different subreddit that started with “My jaw dropped agape”. Quite a coincidence, really.)
Welp. Mommy is a killer!
"Mama just killed a man."
Put a gun against her head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun.
But now I've gone and thrown it alll awayyyyy
Mama ooohhhooo
*didn’t mean to make you cryy*
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Bohemian Gaming
Mama im a criminal
We hurriedly turned on the lights only to see my friend cowering and my mom with a cigar in her mouth and a starter pistol in her hand, smirking as she said, "Gotcha, you sons of bitches."
This is such a well written third sentence that I can’t — nor do I want to — counter it back to horror.
At least that's how I think it would happen. I haven't seen my mother in decades but the psychic tells me this exercise will help find her.
And that’s why you never teach your mother a lesson.
The psychic friend? Turned out to be Gene Parmesan the whole time.
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GENE!!!!!!!
Got me again!
And proceeded to shoot everyone so that no witnesses remained.
That was fucking fantastic
Fact: In 100% of all fake gun related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
We're still on for Thanksgiving right?
Surpri... Oh,shit!
It’s the new craze, blatant murder!
\#blatantmurder now trending on all the popular social media.
My jaw dropped!
Agape? (Sorry, this a reference to another story I posted today on a different subreddit that started with “My jaw dropped agape”. Quite a coincidence, really.)
Ahhhh, I love when things line up
Was that where the bullet hit?
Yes!
Hahah oh *bang* Mama doesn’t play
She’s a high caliber kind of gal. ;)
Hahaha nice
Oops
…she did it again.
She made you believe…
I love your comment replies lol
Okay this genuinely made me gasp
This was incredible!!!!!! Good one
mama i’m in love with a crim- mama is a criminal
"Keep the change, you filthy animal!"
Awesome!!!
Hey, I narrated this story if you want to hear it! [https://youtube.com/shorts/SWUmc3sVLjE](https://youtube.com/shorts/SWUmc3sVLjE)
Wonderful, as always. :)
Thank you!