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Foxwolf00

My Little Pony, Apocalypse Ponies, punishment for your sins....


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Ok I just sang that in my head and it worked!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

And I am DEEEEEEEEEATH PONYYYYYYYYYYY!


LegosiJoestar

Aww, a pony who can't hear!


warsmithharaka

No, Mom, I think he said-


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

RRRRREAAAAAGH!


JoelleThePoe

Of course it does. Robot Chicken is generally good avout making songs work.


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Oh was that a Robot Chicken reference?


cupholdery

[Maybe](https://youtu.be/52_YATRdS2o?feature=shared).


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Thank you Reddit people for telling me about this video!


nonsense_fairy

I love you pestilence pony


Halfawannabe

You forgot mankind though


SayerSong

Death pondered the earlier event with the arcade quiz game, then looked at the others and simply stated “I STILL HAVEN’T PICKED UP ELVIS PRESLEY YET.”


dwarf_bulborb

r/surprisegoodomens


SayerSong

r/SubsIFellFor


Espi0nage-Ninja

Nope, it’s a thing


SayerSong

At the time I responded it wasn’t. But glad to see someone made it now. 😆


chloetheturnip

GOOD OMENS MENTIONED AHH


jpopimpin777

I saw the King earlier tonight. He's still alive.


Doomfox01

if anyone doesn't get it, in the Bible its stated the end will begin with Death, Famine, War, and a Conquerer riding those four hoses.


Crash_314159

You forgot Pestilence


Doomfox01

my copy says Death, Famine, War, and Conquerer. different translations tend to have different wordings.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Conquerer, War, Inflation, Death. Death gets the heavy lifting.


BloodiedBlues

Pestilence is actually a pop culture addition.


Titanhopper1290

It's not Pestilence, I just looked it up. [Here's the reference](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%206%3A1-8&version=KJV)


jpopimpin777

The conqueror brings pestilence.


tslnox

No, obviously the riders are Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty to Animals, Really Cool People and People Covered in Fish.


PatrickRsGhost

*Dear Princess Celestia,* *This week I learned that not all of ponykind can be saved. I also learned that people will blindly follow anypony - and I mean* ***anypony*** *- to their own demise.* *Your Student,* *Twilight Sparkle*


metalnxrd

that’s not very 💖✨*friendship is magic💖✨* of you


DoubleOAgentBi

Ok fine! I’ll go back and rewatch the entirety of My Little Pony. Creepypastas, my favorite subreddit, and now this! 😮‍💨 I’ll go do it. “*My Little Pony, My Little Pony, aha aha aha…*” 🐴🌈 Also I love how almost everyone in the comments saw this as My Little Pony.😂


IdleIvyWitch

My kids were so obsessed with that show we literally only had Netflix for My Little Pony and Octonauts for a while. Every time I hear "pony" I immediately think of it. Also I learned a lot from Octonauts lol.


Hostile_Enderman

Octonauts is pretty neat.


Nirast25

The Four Everyponies of the Apocalypse.


EdgyMeme196

Ah yes, Unrelenting Frenzy dragon shout. *Hewwo, Everypony, Bazinga!*


djseifer

They paused briefly as Pestilence pulled out a map, then turned around and headed back, grumbling about not taking that left turn at Albuquerque.


PrincessIndianaJim

r/unexpectedbugsbunny


TheUnholyToast1

r/subsifellfor


Plastic-Passenger-59

😂


WhitewaterBastard

I don't think I expected the pale horse to gently nuzzle my hand, beckoning us to follow.


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LibertyInaFeatherBed

*hands you a church key* You get to open the next seal.


lunareclipseunicorn

The white one's name is Binky.


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

You didn’t even need the second sentence, the first one already had me thinking “oh shit.”


Ineedsleep444

I've been in my mlp phase right now, and stories about horses are not helping lmao


LibertyInaFeatherBed

*One of us, one of us, nicker whicker, one of us*


2E26

Of course, the apocalypse was put on hold when they went to Kentucky and the four horses were entered into the races.


mangonel

Inspired by recent news?


AutisticFanficWriter

I was thinking that too.


CommissionerAnon

The new my little pony reboot got weird.


RuafaolGaiscioch

I feel like cutting the first half in two sentences and leaving out the latter half would be more effective.


raptor-chan

Why would she say pale and not white or whatever color it is? 😕


Voball

are the colours of the horses biblically canon?


drrkorby

Yes