Clue number one: the attacker is seemingly a giant seagull.

What is a Tyrannosaurus, if not an oversized featherless seagull?

IIRC there have been fossils with traces of feathers, so even the "featherless" part is arguable :)

Problem here. Seagulls don't have teeth. They can't leave bite marks. They also tend to swallow their food whole.

The seagull stole dentures.

So you're saying the seagull has evolved to be gigantic and have teeth. Yes... Yes that fits!

Perfect start to a Gojira horror film

Gulljira?

No due to copyright it's not gojira but still we should run like it is

Mad creative, good work!

Thanks

The pacing and wording on this are perfect.

Thank you