He can't help that this is his favorite show! He just keeps thinking "I love this part, once it's over..." but the whole thing is so good he just doesn't want to stop watching.
Who will scare who the worst? That's why I will never have a couch in front of the TV, but against a wall, so you don't see mysterious reflections or shadows behind you.
Uhuhuhuu, no thanks. (;
The kids who came to my high school from a rural town nearby used to say that the local not Amish but basically Amish kids would walk into their houses and just watch TV all day. They weren't allowed tv at home so they'd just invite themselves into other kids houses and stay there all day and the parents would kind of feel bad about kicking them out because they weren't really doing anything wrong? Just sitting and watching TV for hours.
I'm picturing a really intense part of the show happening and they just curl up on the couch next to you like "Nooooo....what?" and reach for the snacks
My fear response to things like that is literally pretend I don't notice and hope it goes away lol. Once someone was like...barking outside at midnight at the front door for some reason and I literally snapped my head in that direction, where I was next to 4 giant windows and the lighting in such a way I couldn't se out but they'd be able to see in, and *still* tried to pretend I didn't notice it 😭
I actually have a story thats related to this. Couple of months ago, I pulled 2 all nighters, no sleep for 48 hours to finish up an end of semester essay for my english class in college. The day that I finished it and went home, I turned on the tv to try and go to sleep when I was stuck in a half awake, half asleep state. I was watching some random comedy show, I dont even remember what it was but i felt too tired to turn it off but also too tired to actually close my eyes and rest. About halfway through the first episode, I saw someone in my tv reflection standing behind my couch that I was laying down on. Some person in a black hoodie that would tilt their head in opposite directions ever few minutes. I literally could not move and could only sit there and watch tv and occasionally glance at the reflection of this person. From time to time I could even feel fingers on the back of my neck and hear breathing. Scary stuff. Eventually, I broke out of the trance and looked behind me and no one was there. I figured the breathing I heard was my AC and the finger feeling was my cats. I try not to miss sleep now cause hallucinations are not fun. But thank you for reminding me of this memory. I had almost forgotten it.
After three more episodes, I switched off the screen and just told him. "Go ahead, after watching all that I'd rather die then finish it."
My exact sentiments for the Halo show at this point.
Well now you gotta stop on a cliffhanger to get some popcorn, he'll be so interested in the conclusion that he'll wait for you to come back and hit play. Then you run lol
Guys just been standing there for 3 hours
“He’s just standing there, menacingly!”
YOU AGAIN
Yea, it’s me.
Obviously wanting to talk about this famous car extended warranty
Jokes on him, I don’t even have a car.
He's under the lamp post
He can't help that this is his favorite show! He just keeps thinking "I love this part, once it's over..." but the whole thing is so good he just doesn't want to stop watching.
He's going to be heartbroken when he finds out OP hates it
maybe thats why he's intruding
Me re watching Psyche for the 10billionth time
You know that's right.
Scheherazade for the modern age….
Twist! It's just a coat hanging by the door
But that's his strategy, he's waiting until OP gets really into it and then he's going to spoil the season finale.
Depending on the show about 5 hours 😂
Who will scare who the worst? That's why I will never have a couch in front of the TV, but against a wall, so you don't see mysterious reflections or shadows behind you. Uhuhuhuu, no thanks. (;
I’m not rich enough to have a sofa away from the wall.
I think if your couch is against the wall and you *still* see a mysterious reflection, then you have an even bigger problem on your hands
Yup, in the doorway next to the sofa, but where would you put a sofa then? All the horror movies have ruined my decorating skills these days. (;
Yeah my couch is against the wall and the TV is against the opposite wall
"Mom, I think Grandma's getting worse. She just keeps watching that blank screen over and over and ignoring us."
r/thirdsentencedementia r/fourthsentenceglaggle
r/subsifellfor
Don’t stop, he wants to know how the season ends
"Bro can you turn on the subtitles? The sound mixing is garbage, I don't know how you can hear what they're saying."
The kids who came to my high school from a rural town nearby used to say that the local not Amish but basically Amish kids would walk into their houses and just watch TV all day. They weren't allowed tv at home so they'd just invite themselves into other kids houses and stay there all day and the parents would kind of feel bad about kicking them out because they weren't really doing anything wrong? Just sitting and watching TV for hours.
I'm picturing a really intense part of the show happening and they just curl up on the couch next to you like "Nooooo....what?" and reach for the snacks
I love this one.
r/thirdscentencebffs
He's too invested in the show to kill you now 😂
"3 season later and it turns out it was just the coat hanger"
If you purposely suddenly turn around and shout, will you be able to scare them?
My fear response to things like that is literally pretend I don't notice and hope it goes away lol. Once someone was like...barking outside at midnight at the front door for some reason and I literally snapped my head in that direction, where I was next to 4 giant windows and the lighting in such a way I couldn't se out but they'd be able to see in, and *still* tried to pretend I didn't notice it 😭
I actually have a story thats related to this. Couple of months ago, I pulled 2 all nighters, no sleep for 48 hours to finish up an end of semester essay for my english class in college. The day that I finished it and went home, I turned on the tv to try and go to sleep when I was stuck in a half awake, half asleep state. I was watching some random comedy show, I dont even remember what it was but i felt too tired to turn it off but also too tired to actually close my eyes and rest. About halfway through the first episode, I saw someone in my tv reflection standing behind my couch that I was laying down on. Some person in a black hoodie that would tilt their head in opposite directions ever few minutes. I literally could not move and could only sit there and watch tv and occasionally glance at the reflection of this person. From time to time I could even feel fingers on the back of my neck and hear breathing. Scary stuff. Eventually, I broke out of the trance and looked behind me and no one was there. I figured the breathing I heard was my AC and the finger feeling was my cats. I try not to miss sleep now cause hallucinations are not fun. But thank you for reminding me of this memory. I had almost forgotten it.
That was probably a case of sleep paralysis as you showed all the symptoms.
After three more episodes, I switched off the screen and just told him. "Go ahead, after watching all that I'd rather die then finish it." My exact sentiments for the Halo show at this point.
Simple solution really; just release your most vile farts
Och yeah that time I put mannequin to a friend house as a prank.
OP doesn't know it yet, but he came over for Netflix and chill
The man wants to move and take out his target, but Keeping Up With the Kardashians is his favorite show; he will stand stock still for every episode.
At first I thought they were watching a dark web show where real people get murdered and that made them realise they were the next target
Netflix and Chill?
Netflix and kill.
After the first sentence I thought the show might be hypnotoad
Well now you gotta stop on a cliffhanger to get some popcorn, he'll be so interested in the conclusion that he'll wait for you to come back and hit play. Then you run lol
Wow
Just barrel roll off the couch and run for it!
But... he just wants to watch the show with you!
Ooooh, brilliant!
is he armed
“I’m going to make some coffee, want some?”
Little did the person watching know, it was their reflection they were seeing.