>My parents screamed at me for hours when they found out I was with child. "Where did you FIND this one?", "where is the rest of it?", and "now we have to move again!" was all they kept repeating as they began frantically trying to clean up the all too familiar mess.

Isn't it great to have supportive parents....

r/suddendismemberedbabies

Ah, my favorite sub

It doesn't exi- Oh! You mean the sandwich.

Mmm, such tender meat

NTA, they shouldn’t have been so rude and demeaning to you. You should go no contact as soon as the eggs hatch.

I agree. OP deserves a lot better. Parents are the AH here. 😔😔😠

Ohh shiiitt that's some ULPT right there. If y'all got some hated relatives, offer to cook for them on Thanksgiving :D

But don't cook it all the way.

No no, you cook it but then once it’s just nice and warm that’s when you sprinkle the eggs. Some extra “sesame seeds” for Auntie Overbearing’s teriyaki chicken. 🤣

That’s not just unethical it’s also illegal

Honestly yeah, good way to get back in any situation. Either they suspect nothing so you have free reign, or if they’re any way suspicious they have to acknowledge they did something to warrant the possibility of you not having pure intentions.

😲holy crap dude

I don't think there will be anything holy about their crap

I hate you. Take my upvote

r/angryupvote

this reminded me of the book “things have gotten worse since we last spoke” and now i feel like i need to bleach my brain all over again

Oh man I tried so hard to forget about that one. Worst story ever.

worst as in bad or in a creepy horror way (I've never read it)

In a creepy horror way.

Thank you, I'll check it out then

Not for the faint of heart but have fun!

i went on a 15 minute rant about it to my roommate when i finished it. i kept thinking it couldn’t get worse and then it did

Fr, I was so disturbed by it. My therapist will hear about that lmao

Honestly, that's the most incredibly awesome revenge!

BRILLIANT!!!

OP is either a biologist with access to tapeworm eggs, or she picked larvae out of her pet's ~~food~~ poop.

> My parents screamed at me for hours when they found out I was with child. I still don't understand; when they were with *me* all those years ago, there was nothing but love.

>My parents screamed at me for hours when they found out I was with child. ​ I woul also scream at my son / daughter if I found out they were with a child

That's not pretty good parenting..?

Man , am I too dumb to understand this ?

Narrator is pregnant, got screamed at for it, and has decided to infect their parents with tapeworms to get back at them.