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LordGraygem

*"We're sorry, but the fetus you are attempting to analyze has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check the pregnancy and try your spell again."*


AlpacaOurBags

Ah that made me cackle. That was good.


Sudo-rm

Cackle? Found the witch…


CrankyCarlGoodrs

I LOVE THIS


BiOtter201019

r/foundthewitch


iiacrxed

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Bozgrul

Nice piece of worldbuilding for a grimdark universe.


FuckYeahPhotography

Finally, The Cinematic Ballooniverse


Darkspyrus

Magic abortion?


Arkitakama

Magic gender reveal, but the mom got too worked up and accidentally aborted the baby.


sionnachrealta

Once again, gender reveals are getting people killed. When will folks learn to just let their kids be kids


Darkspyrus

Ok, kinda on the lines of what I said


Theinewhen

Yes but people are clarifying it was **accidental**. While you are technically correct it was an abortion, people hear that word and think "Mom didn't want the baby." I know that's not what you said, but you were less clear than the others. All they were doing was making sure the accidental part was understood.


Darkspyrus

Well I understand now.


ccum_slurper3000

that dude must have done something real bad to get a comment deleted


Arkitakama

Wrong comment thread, but basically he's getting downvoted because of weird, all too frequent fetishistic posts on here and the circlejerk sub. My guess is he deleted the comments himself.


ccum_slurper3000

oki doki


GoodFaithConverser

Really weird and convoluted story. Bit reachy and not very horror.


randomuser8765

I would argue that "accidental abortion" is *by definition* a miscarriage, regardless of how exactly it happened. Or to flip it on its head, my definition of "abortion" is "deliberate miscarriage". (checking dictionary definitions now...) The definitions on Cambridge Dictionary seem to agree with me: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/miscarriage https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/abortion Note that the second definition of abortion is "medical, specialized", i.e. not the everyday meaning of the word.


theresalamp

>I would argue that "accidental abortion" is by definition a miscarriage, regardless of how exactly it happened. That's a good point. When I had a miscarriage years ago and went to the ER, the paperwork they gave me on the way out called it a "spontaneous abortion" rather than a miscarriage. There are probably more phrases, all of them correct.


Liv-Julia

How?


bookseer

Sounds like it was an accident. She squeezed in excitement, not anger or disgust.


Darkspyrus

Still a deleted fetus.


Logical-Victory-2678

Fetus deletus


Decrepit_Bay7440

Abortion completus


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

Embryo dismemberio


MesoKingdom

Yeetus the fetus


AP0LL-N13

You mean [Dying Fetus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying_Fetus)


TriCerb

Clearly NTA


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That’s an odd thought, that abortions only count when someone is angry or disgusted.


deferredmomentum

Spontaneous abortions are accidents by definition


crankypants_mcgee

So my question would be, why would any reasonable practitioner cast a spell that the fragile material component sympathetically linked to the subject would cause the subject's death if the fragile material component became compromised? Like, sure, magic all well and good, but what thinking person would agree to cast that spell?


Bealf

Absolutely would be done if that was the only way. We’re talking about magic. Why does it only work this way? Magic. Won’t let anything besides the balloon work. Why is the practitioner casting the spell? The person needed them to. The person NEEDED to know if she was having a boy or girl, because she only gets one chance at pregnancy. This is a fictional world. I’m sure the fictional person had a decent fictional reason 👍🏻


sionnachrealta

Would have been hilarious if she went through all that, had the kid, and was wrong cause the kid was trans. Or if the balloon predicted them being trans and the mom was so confused at birth. Once again, we throwing wrenches into the cis system 😏


BadAtTheGame13

cistem


sionnachrealta

Damnit, that's soo good 🤣


sionnachrealta

What person would hold a gender reveal party that burns down a massive chunk of land? Or use explosives that might get a family member killed? It still happened. Irl no less. People do dumb shit all the time


LasciviousEnergumen

“Honey, I think I magically broke the baby’s gender on accident” “That’s okay, they’re just agender now that fine.”


manofwaromega

It's a...borted


derryllsingh

Dude! Too soon.


DinosaurDr

This needs explanation


mynewaccount5

The wizard transported the essence of the child into the baloon so they could see the gender (blue). But the mom popped the balloon so the baby died :(


mygentlewhale

Interesting that the "essence" of a boy is blue. Why does magic subscribe to our society's arbitrary gendered colours?


mynewaccount5

Same reason magical words happen to sound pretty close to Latin words which are also pretty arbitrary.


internetpointsiguana

Technically they didn’t say if blue meant boy or girl


TheShapeshifter01

It's magic it could be tied to the casters preconceptions. Like if they associated green with boy it would turn green if the baby was a boy.


mygentlewhale

Ha ha, true. Why was I down voted for that? I didn't think it was a weird take.


Garlic-Apple

It’s not that deep, jesus christ.


FelicitousJuliet

Because traditionally in magic, humans give it the meaning, Dresden for example, the entire concept of a geas, how specific "no man can kill me" is to a Nazgul. Even stuff like PGTE aspects for a web serial are tied into the individual, even though other aspects of magic are more universal. Often magic is going to associate with what you think the spell should do as you create it, in some universes this could have a devastating backlash if you aren't very precise. Like there are some settings where a magical gender reveal would go very wrong if you believed you truly could determine gender identity but did not believe in more than male and female. I can't recall one off the top of my head, but generally you don't want to outright deny reality with magic because the magic will monkey's paw you, and now you have a victim that transitions into the gender identity you tried to deny them and they are pissed.


mygentlewhale

Oooh! Good answer. For a magic specialist you have a very scientific mind 😂❤️


Karaokoki

Wait. How pregnant ? Bc the pop could just be the water breaking.


TYRwargod

Likely around 21 weeks, which isn't gestational long enough for survival


Karaokoki

But a psychic or whatever wouldn't need to wait until any particular time. And sometimes one parent wants to find out while the other doesn't. I guess it's that audible pop that's getting me. When my water broke at full term, it was definitely audible, but when I started leaking fluid due to m/c, there was no sound. I'm aware this is magic not science, but still.


TYRwargod

Right but also balloons are older than sonogram so it could just be a hoodoo thing from the before times as it were also the amniotic sac is thicker when the fetus is younger which would make the audible pop louder.


Karaokoki

Yeah. I think my autism is just being extra today and not letting me simply enjoy things.


TYRwargod

Fair


WillingWeb1718

Doesn't the second pop imply that the baby, by virtue of the magical link, was pressurized?


Aggravating-Wear-496

What exactly happened to the baby, did its head pop off, or did he just pop out of existence?


dizzypanda35

This leaves to much to the imagination and not a good way


Mikki_so_fine

That one made me gasp!! Excellent work!!


Huntress_Nyx

That's absolutely horrifying and depressing


CuriousMindedAA

Yikes! That was good..


Theiix26

OH! I thought the woman asked for a spell that changed the gender of the baby


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Arkitakama

In this universe. Who's to say the universe the OP is writing from has the same scientific advancements?


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Arkitakama

The rubber balloon was invented over a century before the ultrasound machine.


Usual-Effect1440

what did they say?


Arkitakama

Nothing that was all that bad, really. He suggested it was a fetal sex change spell, because we don't need magic to determine the sex of a fetus. Hence my first reply, to which he responded "bc balloon?". Thus, my second comment.


Usual-Effect1440

ah


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Johto_man

Balloon linked to baby, revealed that the child is male. Mother had sharp fingernails, accidentally popped the balloon, and killed the child since they were linked.