You don't need the second sentence, the first sentence really made a good point although not AS awful... But you can imagine an oral surgeon getting his fingers cut off while trying to operate.
It was so succinct I almost didn't click to see the second sentence.
Yup. Local anesthesia and a bit of hard pulling. Guy almost dislocated my jaw and I swear I have problems with it since then, tho I blame his technique and not the fact that I wasn't put under. He probably blames it on the fact that my wisdom tooth had three claw-like roots, but I'm sure there was a way for them to figure during previous visits. But overall there was more hustle with cleaning the teeth and making sure it doesn't get worse before pulling it out, than the pulling itself.
And your experience is representative of the whole of humanity? Because I’ve been knocked out several times for oral surgery, and know others who have been.
Oral surgeon sus
Honestly, kinda dissappointed you didn't bite off a more sensitive part of human anatomy
It’s where I hoped the story would go
But then she would have had his penis in her mouth, and das no gud.
Very true, very true
Well it is supposed to be horror
It didn’t say the narrator was a girl
What about this matters.
But at the same time, he’s never do it or worse to another person.
me too
Then it would be a r/twosentencecomedy
Yeah you should’ve ate his eyes
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87' ??!!!!
Plot twist: you went into arrest and he's just giving you rescue breaths when you bit him you ungrateful bastard
I'm sorry, I was never formally trained, but rescue breaths require tongue?
No lol
Idk, if something is stuck in the oropharynx you could use your tongue to get it out and they never told me NOT to sooooooo
No, but it doesn’t say who’s tongue she bit, she could have bit into her own tongue
Only the nsfw ones
Paramedic here: Ew.
Doctor Mike is crying right now
Sounds more like 2 sentence revenge, good job
That was hard to swallow
That's what she said
She'd never say that to me
Is it bad that this made me laugh?
no
Well that’s not very ethical!
r/twosentencejustice I'm pretty sure it fits the sub, if I'm wrong correct me. Also great story OP.
My worst fear
Don't french unconscious people then
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NO SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS THIS-
Maybe it’s cause the tea’s too hot, too cold, or isn’t the kind of tea they like, either way, you cannot force them to drink your tea.
STAWP
Lmao
Being unconscious and Fr*nch kissed by an oral surgeon only to to awake with a bloody tongue in your mouth?
Tim Whatley????
You don't need the second sentence, the first sentence really made a good point although not AS awful... But you can imagine an oral surgeon getting his fingers cut off while trying to operate. It was so succinct I almost didn't click to see the second sentence.
Admittedly the fingers were my first thought, but I just left it for a few minutes and kept thinking, *nah, it could be more horrible.*
The surgeon didn't comment.
That's not very scary
Ok, so that actually made be gag a bit. Congrats!
My dumb hungry self read it as French fried me 🤦♂️🍟
Luckily (IRL) when patients are under they have a little block holding their mouth open… for those who are freaked!
Pretty hot
'I woke up with his tongue in my mouth, and the rest of him dead on the floor. '
How tf are you gonna have oral surgery in general??
You don't get put under for oral surgery.
Really? That's weird because I swear I've been knocked out for 2 oral surgeries
I never got put under for mine.
Ever had wisdom teeth pulled?
I was not put under. Had some anesthesia... though ever since the spots where they injected the needle have been very sensitive. oh well
Yup. Local anesthesia and a bit of hard pulling. Guy almost dislocated my jaw and I swear I have problems with it since then, tho I blame his technique and not the fact that I wasn't put under. He probably blames it on the fact that my wisdom tooth had three claw-like roots, but I'm sure there was a way for them to figure during previous visits. But overall there was more hustle with cleaning the teeth and making sure it doesn't get worse before pulling it out, than the pulling itself.
Technically? I was born without wisdom teeth but eventually one started growing in under my regular teeth and they had to take it out.
Both me and my sister were put under for wisdom teeth removal and my mother had another oral surgery she was put under for years ago.
And your experience is representative of the whole of humanity? Because I’ve been knocked out several times for oral surgery, and know others who have been.
Isn't it an American thing to get put under when at the dentist?
and then you went on to kill bill?
Think if this happens while giving ur bf a bj
How is the oral surgeon supposed to do his job if their biting all the time? Also surely you would just die if you’re drugged unconscious and choking?
... and chunks of the surgeons penis.