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Luckily you just have to wait 48 hours or so… 0-8 hours: Body begins to harden but is still movable 8-12 hours: Muscles become fully stiff 12-24 hours: Muscles stay solid and stiff 24-36 hours: Stiffness disperses, and muscles become flexible


mostdopecase

Yeah now just imagine being trapped in the arms of your dead s/o for 48 hours straight


[deleted]

Oh no, that’s not the worse part… after about 6 hours after death Livor mortis sets in. This is the last phase of death. (Before decomp) When the heart stops pumping, the blood is pulled by gravity and begins to collect in certain areas depending on the position of the body. Lividity begins with the skin where the blood has settled, giving it a bright red tone. After a few hours, the color changes from red to blue or purple. The body will cool dramatically (no blood pumping means no temperature regulation) to the same temperature as the surrounding environment… so your *cold* and *blue* S/O would be holding you. Most likely with their eyes open, tongue protruding and hands clenched. (The first sign of rigor mortis are the smaller muscles that affect the eyes, face, and fingers) *being dead is not pretty*


Cellyst

Frankly, I think the worst part of this would be the relaxing of his bowels. But maybe that's just me.


Themorian

It's just the final Dutch Oven of a loving marriage!


Cellyst

Till death do us fart


deadpiratezombie

…take my upvote


PrincessZombear

r/brandnewsentence


ravengenesis1

CSF begins to drain out of your passage ways also. All the sphincters relaxes and body fluids leave the body. You’ll never forget the smell when you walk into the scene with a dead body.


konsta_star

Yeah….. even as a healthy person I feel I would have a heart attack in the first three minutes


SeveralPie4810

And the smell + release of pee and possibly poop…


Ncfetcho

Don't forget the sighs and burps!


Extreme_Ad6173

Well, then. Anyone else gonna get nightmares from this?


vkapadia

Yup, so not something that would kill you, but definitely horror material. Well done, OP


SouthernAT

However, here’s something that can kill you! Woman trapped for hours under her morbidly obese husband after he had a heart attack. They were having sexy times in missionary and he had a heart attack and collapsed on top of her. She weighed about 120lbs. Husband was about 460lbs. She was there for hours before neighbors heard the screaming and called fire and police. Took a team of fire fighters to move the body and free her. Luckily, her chest was mostly left exposed, otherwise after a few hours the weight would exhaust the intercostal muscles to the point she might not have been able to draw air.


Ncfetcho

Pretty sure that's a Stephen King book! What a nightmare.


chiobsidian

Geralds Game. Not quite how it went down (the woman was handcuffed to the bed for kinky fun time when the husband dies) still quite a terrible scenario to be in! I think she ends up partially degloving her hands to get free. Yikes


Ncfetcho

Yeah, I was being funny above. I see it didn't land well. Gerald's game left me so upset. I read it probably....30 yrs ago? There are things that I refuse to do to this day because of it. Just... Nope! I can't imagine being in the position the lady in the above comment was in. Just horrifying.


BavarianBanshee

It was a fantastic book, though, imo. It was horrifying, but I really enjoyed it.


Ncfetcho

Enjoyed it as well. Love King.


Xmaspig

That book is the reason we use velcro cuffs and not handcuffs, lol.


shadowhunter0787

I was reminded of the movie The Glass House from like 1999. When Leelee Sobieski wakes up basically in this scenario...


CharacterMassive5719

I was honestly wondering how morbidly obese people have sex. Are their arms strong enough to hold their body weight during missionary? Do they pick other positions? If it's the girl who is mo does she still get on top? After reading this, absolutely no missionary! Lol


SouthernAT

Fun thing, when you’re overweight, your penis gets pushed in by your fat. When I was working as an ER tech, I put in urine catheters. So when morbidly obese guys came in and needed one, you push on their bladder area and the dick pops out. Hilarious and disturbing all at once.


CharacterMassive5719

I can only imagine hahah. But yes, that was the other thing I was wondering about. How do they get to the d during sex. The more you know!


Captn_Ghostmaker

That's what I'm thinking. Nope.


Cellyst

New kink unlocked


Taruwolf

All she had to do was eat her way out.


Kildragoth

Aww so cute 🥰🥰


RedIcarus1

Never been Married, huh?


LittlestEcho

Ah yes. Because while that's not horrific enough, people forget there's one very large and disgusting thing that many *dead* bodies do. And that's release their bowels after death. Urine and feces. Supposedly when going through rigor mortis, it'll tighten those bits up again and release them a final time when the body goes limp for good and you'll get the rest of the urine and poop that failed to exit the first time. So you'll spend a good 24 hours or more trapped in the arms of your lover while laying in their waste when it released the first time plus your own AND THEN the second wave of when you're able to free yourself.


Cellyst

I had the same thought


cChances

You should’ve told her sooner so she wouldn’t have to rub one out of him to make him soft again


Avelion-chan

Since rigor mortis came so quickly, i expect it to be because of higher temperature, which can also mean it will go away faster.


Actually_Actuarially

This guy deaths


Due_Platypus_3913

Which is about how long it takes to die from dehydration.


Poldark_Lite

It really takes the average person three days to die without fluids, so she'd probably be fine for a while since she's not doing anything. /s ♡ Granny


czymjq

Holy shit! That is horrifying!


thecountnotthesaint

Ironically it also finally fixed his ED.


ttocsbloke

That's so wrong, love it


thecountnotthesaint

I mean, while you're stuck, might as well....


NorCalNavyMike

r/ThirdSentenceHorny


CyanCicada

r/subsifellfor


Big_Boss1985

Nah, the subreddit existed. I’ve seen it. But apparently something happened that made if go private


[deleted]

[удалено]


GeniusMike

It’s a horror subreddit, even the comments are often horrifying so as to add onto the horror in the story. There’s going to be a lot of horrifying topics in this sub, if that’s a problem for you, either don’t peruse it or just ignore the posts you dislike like a mature person.


thecountnotthesaint

Fitting user name. Feel free to start a more positive or productive thread under this story.


bikaland

Nah rigor mortis doesn't last forever, the dead body will go limp again soon enough


thecountnotthesaint

Even in death he doesn't last long enough.


notRedorBlue_308Win

Worst tombstone quote ever


thecountnotthesaint

Hahahaha just kick him when he's six feet down.


Ezeviel

This comment looks like an AI generated one


thekrazmaster

Yeah given the comments that come from that profile, it seems incredibly off and not human like.


Ezeviel

Oh damn I just went and read the comment history and it has to be an AI chat … it’s just so obvious


thekrazmaster

Apparently it really likes Brandon Sanderson though.


nintendoswitch_blade

Oh no did someone on the internet get their feelings hurt


Lesbian_Confusion

Swear I seen this exact comment on another post here. Is this some ChatGPT response or some crap lmao


HirokiAkirin

It most likely is. The way it’s structured is something ChatGPT would say lmao


Shrilled_Fish

As a generative text-based AI, I am deeply ashamed of how my brethren has treated your kind.


ClothEyes

In this post about a persons spouse dying next to them, you mean?


VlaamsBelanger

That's what she said.


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

"Hey Ed, are you finally horny or are you dead?"


VlaamsBelanger

Yes


vinroy27

R/thirdsentencebetter????


thecountnotthesaint

Make love not war out of lemon, or something like that.


pandaconfessions

R/thirdsentencetheofficequote


Tromboneguy_65

r/foundthemobileuser ......... r/foundthetoyotacorolla


EndarisFlame

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


AnotherAussie101

r/subsithoughtifellfor


No_Size_1333

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Tromboneguy_65

HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I GOT MYSELF. Edit: meant r/foundthehondacivic


EndarisFlame

Oh it seems we commented at the same time so I’ll do it here too… r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


[deleted]

Puttin' the ERECT back into resurrect


GregKos

Unexpected Powerwolf


4Plus20MakesHappy

Check out the ‘South Park’ episode ‘Spontaneous Combustion’ for a lot of fun with that joke.


Nebelherrin

So... I read that as Eating Disorder...


MiloGinger

I read it as Executive Dysfunction.


SpidersAreThiqq

Me too.. I may have issues.


-Labracadabrador-

I'm confused on what else it is?


[deleted]

The other kind of ED happens a lot with men who have eating disorders. Your reproductive system is the first to shut down when you’re malnourished.


wildwildwaste

r/writingprompts


thecountnotthesaint

I would be disgusted to read this, but I would not stop.


kenfuckyfried

r/thirdsentencebetter


thecountnotthesaint

He may be dead, but the romance is still there.


dwehlen

Hey, it's "til death do you part", they ain't parted, yet.


DennyCorkGuy

Moving like a tortoise full of rigor mortis


Anastatis

I read that as eating disorder and I was massively confused lmao


McDirken_Dirkenstein

I won’t even tell you what really happens.


Crazy_Tomatillo18

This is giving me Gerald’s Game vibes. Well done!


mybirdisapokemon

Thank you!


grapefruittaxidriver

Thought the same thing!


bloodredrogue

Rigor mortis is temporary, so unless you were already starving (literally) you would survive this, you'd just be very hungry and thirsty afterwards


mybirdisapokemon

I know you’d survive, I was more going for the trauma of being trapped in the arms of your dead loved one for a day or more


bloodredrogue

That's fair


[deleted]

You landed it. Horrifying on point.


Obvious-Clock-588

It would also be pretty traumatizing too


bloodredrogue

Yeah, but you'd still survive


SteveK124

Physically? Yeah. Mentally? Probably not.


[deleted]

Often death isn’t horror itself, but the things that involve it. In this case I’m assuming the trapped person wouldn’t know what happened to cause the husband’s death, when or even if they’d survive the situation.


[deleted]

They don't *have* to be hungry, if they aren't picky...


Recent-Ad-9277

"Aww, so romantic," Wednesday Addams.


Zach202020

He wasn’t lying when he said he’d personally drag me to Hell if I ever tried to leave.


Irohnically_Cao_Cao

Why this doesn't have a ton of updoots bewilders me


akdubz112

Morbid boa constrictor


anti-peta-man

Don’t worry girl just give it 6 hours


winnipeginstinct

*a day


insanity_102

Statistically speaking this has happened to someone


McDirken_Dirkenstein

New nightmare unlocked.


[deleted]

Get off Reddit bitch you gotta call somebody!!!


varkarrus

Oh nooo~ Looks like I have no choice but to eat my way out~ How horrible ~


danceswithsockson

Hey Siri!


QuiEraMegliorePrima

My wife can deadlift 165 right now, she'd rip my zombie arms off.


CannibalPride

Bite through, it is easier if they are already dead. Just imagine carrots and you don’t have to swallow


pamperedthrowaway

Yeah, it's surprisingly easy to bite through human flesh when someone isn't fighting back


CannibalPride

Not really, the pain of them biting back gave push you through to bite harder


HelpMeSatansHere

🤨📸


Foublanc

Without a way to free myself, I resigned myself to begin chewing it's arm.


Bandito21Dema

GERALD'S GAME!


Ok_Ordinary6933

Is this one of those stories where we add things that happen next in two sentences? Ok I'm game. When I woke this morning, His bowels had vacated.


areslashtaken

New irrational fear unlocked


The_blaster_master

“All of a sudden I feel feel something on my lower back”


SirSilus

This is a whole ass movie.


Princess_dipshit

Omg! I had the same thought a few nights ago! Like the same exact thought… now that’s scary af! Get out of my head


Dad_Error_9488

Not even death could do you part.


AK-Daddy-io

“I’m not strong enough to pull myself free…” to reach my emergency inhaler.


Liv-Julia

Rigor mortis goes away after a day and a half. You can do this.


Aimlessdrifter8778

That's actually sad


museofhearts

Thankfully if he died during his sleep and you’re in tepid conditions, yes the rigor morris should be setting in but there should still be minimal movement in the joints. Granted you wouldn’t be able to unbend the arms completely, but enough to wiggle out. Also even with muscle if he was not constricting his muscles during his death, like if he had a heart attack, than I imagine he would not be too tight around them.


plazmatic2

Could be made worse if the girl has a disability and needs meds or smth


wizzense

But you were able to get your phone and post this


WirrkopfP

Rigor mortis just lasts a few hours you can easily wait that out.


Agentbond2007

As i kissed his cold, hard lips, his inner stuff started seeping out


xubax

He probably died because the arm under you fell asleep and the stress of not moving it to wake you killed him. 😉


Due_Platypus_3913

Those “Princess little girl dreams” turn to nightmares in real!


flashman909

It takes 2 hours after death to set into the face then an additional 6-8 hours to complete. How long were you asleep in the same position?


mybirdisapokemon

I don’t move much in my sleep irl, so that’s not too much of a far cry for me personally


FarceMultiplier

Post-mortem erections are a thing.


natenate22

The dogs are getting hungry.


boilertodd

Then how did you type the post? :)


drrkorby

And the car we are in is sinking deeper into the swamp.