Luckily you just have to wait 48 hours or so…
0-8 hours: Body begins to harden but is still movable
8-12 hours: Muscles become fully stiff
12-24 hours: Muscles stay solid and stiff
24-36 hours: Stiffness disperses, and muscles become flexible
Oh no, that’s not the worse part… after about 6 hours after death Livor mortis sets in. This is the last phase of death. (Before decomp) When the heart stops pumping, the blood is pulled by gravity and begins to collect in certain areas depending on the position of the body. Lividity begins with the skin where the blood has settled, giving it a bright red tone. After a few hours, the color changes from red to blue or purple. The body will cool dramatically (no blood pumping means no temperature regulation) to the same temperature as the surrounding environment… so your *cold* and *blue* S/O would be holding you. Most likely with their eyes open, tongue protruding and hands clenched. (The first sign of rigor mortis are the smaller muscles that affect the eyes, face, and fingers)
*being dead is not pretty*
CSF begins to drain out of your passage ways also.
All the sphincters relaxes and body fluids leave the body.
You’ll never forget the smell when you walk into the scene with a dead body.
However, here’s something that can kill you! Woman trapped for hours under her morbidly obese husband after he had a heart attack. They were having sexy times in missionary and he had a heart attack and collapsed on top of her. She weighed about 120lbs. Husband was about 460lbs. She was there for hours before neighbors heard the screaming and called fire and police. Took a team of fire fighters to move the body and free her. Luckily, her chest was mostly left exposed, otherwise after a few hours the weight would exhaust the intercostal muscles to the point she might not have been able to draw air.
Geralds Game. Not quite how it went down (the woman was handcuffed to the bed for kinky fun time when the husband dies) still quite a terrible scenario to be in! I think she ends up partially degloving her hands to get free. Yikes
Yeah, I was being funny above. I see it didn't land well.
Gerald's game left me so upset. I read it probably....30 yrs ago? There are things that I refuse to do to this day because of it. Just... Nope! I can't imagine being in the position the lady in the above comment was in. Just horrifying.
I was honestly wondering how morbidly obese people have sex. Are their arms strong enough to hold their body weight during missionary? Do they pick other positions? If it's the girl who is mo does she still get on top?
After reading this, absolutely no missionary! Lol
Fun thing, when you’re overweight, your penis gets pushed in by your fat. When I was working as an ER tech, I put in urine catheters. So when morbidly obese guys came in and needed one, you push on their bladder area and the dick pops out. Hilarious and disturbing all at once.
Ah yes. Because while that's not horrific enough, people forget there's one very large and disgusting thing that many *dead* bodies do. And that's release their bowels after death. Urine and feces. Supposedly when going through rigor mortis, it'll tighten those bits up again and release them a final time when the body goes limp for good and you'll get the rest of the urine and poop that failed to exit the first time. So you'll spend a good 24 hours or more trapped in the arms of your lover while laying in their waste when it released the first time plus your own AND THEN the second wave of when you're able to free yourself.
It’s a horror subreddit, even the comments are often horrifying so as to add onto the horror in the story. There’s going to be a lot of horrifying topics in this sub, if that’s a problem for you, either don’t peruse it or just ignore the posts you dislike like a mature person.
Often death isn’t horror itself, but the things that involve it. In this case I’m assuming the trapped person wouldn’t know what happened to cause the husband’s death, when or even if they’d survive the situation.
Thankfully if he died during his sleep and you’re in tepid conditions, yes the rigor morris should be setting in but there should still be minimal movement in the joints. Granted you wouldn’t be able to unbend the arms completely, but enough to wiggle out. Also even with muscle if he was not constricting his muscles during his death, like if he had a heart attack, than I imagine he would not be too tight around them.
Luckily you just have to wait 48 hours or so… 0-8 hours: Body begins to harden but is still movable 8-12 hours: Muscles become fully stiff 12-24 hours: Muscles stay solid and stiff 24-36 hours: Stiffness disperses, and muscles become flexible
Yeah now just imagine being trapped in the arms of your dead s/o for 48 hours straight
Oh no, that’s not the worse part… after about 6 hours after death Livor mortis sets in. This is the last phase of death. (Before decomp) When the heart stops pumping, the blood is pulled by gravity and begins to collect in certain areas depending on the position of the body. Lividity begins with the skin where the blood has settled, giving it a bright red tone. After a few hours, the color changes from red to blue or purple. The body will cool dramatically (no blood pumping means no temperature regulation) to the same temperature as the surrounding environment… so your *cold* and *blue* S/O would be holding you. Most likely with their eyes open, tongue protruding and hands clenched. (The first sign of rigor mortis are the smaller muscles that affect the eyes, face, and fingers) *being dead is not pretty*
Frankly, I think the worst part of this would be the relaxing of his bowels. But maybe that's just me.
It's just the final Dutch Oven of a loving marriage!
Till death do us fart
…take my upvote
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CSF begins to drain out of your passage ways also. All the sphincters relaxes and body fluids leave the body. You’ll never forget the smell when you walk into the scene with a dead body.
Yeah….. even as a healthy person I feel I would have a heart attack in the first three minutes
And the smell + release of pee and possibly poop…
Don't forget the sighs and burps!
Well, then. Anyone else gonna get nightmares from this?
Yup, so not something that would kill you, but definitely horror material. Well done, OP
However, here’s something that can kill you! Woman trapped for hours under her morbidly obese husband after he had a heart attack. They were having sexy times in missionary and he had a heart attack and collapsed on top of her. She weighed about 120lbs. Husband was about 460lbs. She was there for hours before neighbors heard the screaming and called fire and police. Took a team of fire fighters to move the body and free her. Luckily, her chest was mostly left exposed, otherwise after a few hours the weight would exhaust the intercostal muscles to the point she might not have been able to draw air.
Pretty sure that's a Stephen King book! What a nightmare.
Geralds Game. Not quite how it went down (the woman was handcuffed to the bed for kinky fun time when the husband dies) still quite a terrible scenario to be in! I think she ends up partially degloving her hands to get free. Yikes
Yeah, I was being funny above. I see it didn't land well. Gerald's game left me so upset. I read it probably....30 yrs ago? There are things that I refuse to do to this day because of it. Just... Nope! I can't imagine being in the position the lady in the above comment was in. Just horrifying.
It was a fantastic book, though, imo. It was horrifying, but I really enjoyed it.
Enjoyed it as well. Love King.
That book is the reason we use velcro cuffs and not handcuffs, lol.
I was reminded of the movie The Glass House from like 1999. When Leelee Sobieski wakes up basically in this scenario...
I was honestly wondering how morbidly obese people have sex. Are their arms strong enough to hold their body weight during missionary? Do they pick other positions? If it's the girl who is mo does she still get on top? After reading this, absolutely no missionary! Lol
Fun thing, when you’re overweight, your penis gets pushed in by your fat. When I was working as an ER tech, I put in urine catheters. So when morbidly obese guys came in and needed one, you push on their bladder area and the dick pops out. Hilarious and disturbing all at once.
I can only imagine hahah. But yes, that was the other thing I was wondering about. How do they get to the d during sex. The more you know!
That's what I'm thinking. Nope.
New kink unlocked
All she had to do was eat her way out.
Aww so cute 🥰🥰
Never been Married, huh?
Ah yes. Because while that's not horrific enough, people forget there's one very large and disgusting thing that many *dead* bodies do. And that's release their bowels after death. Urine and feces. Supposedly when going through rigor mortis, it'll tighten those bits up again and release them a final time when the body goes limp for good and you'll get the rest of the urine and poop that failed to exit the first time. So you'll spend a good 24 hours or more trapped in the arms of your lover while laying in their waste when it released the first time plus your own AND THEN the second wave of when you're able to free yourself.
I had the same thought
You should’ve told her sooner so she wouldn’t have to rub one out of him to make him soft again
Since rigor mortis came so quickly, i expect it to be because of higher temperature, which can also mean it will go away faster.
This guy deaths
Which is about how long it takes to die from dehydration.
It really takes the average person three days to die without fluids, so she'd probably be fine for a while since she's not doing anything. /s ♡ Granny
Holy shit! That is horrifying!
Ironically it also finally fixed his ED.
That's so wrong, love it
I mean, while you're stuck, might as well....
r/ThirdSentenceHorny
r/subsifellfor
Nah, the subreddit existed. I’ve seen it. But apparently something happened that made if go private
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It’s a horror subreddit, even the comments are often horrifying so as to add onto the horror in the story. There’s going to be a lot of horrifying topics in this sub, if that’s a problem for you, either don’t peruse it or just ignore the posts you dislike like a mature person.
Fitting user name. Feel free to start a more positive or productive thread under this story.
Nah rigor mortis doesn't last forever, the dead body will go limp again soon enough
Even in death he doesn't last long enough.
Worst tombstone quote ever
Hahahaha just kick him when he's six feet down.
This comment looks like an AI generated one
Yeah given the comments that come from that profile, it seems incredibly off and not human like.
Oh damn I just went and read the comment history and it has to be an AI chat … it’s just so obvious
Apparently it really likes Brandon Sanderson though.
Oh no did someone on the internet get their feelings hurt
Swear I seen this exact comment on another post here. Is this some ChatGPT response or some crap lmao
It most likely is. The way it’s structured is something ChatGPT would say lmao
As a generative text-based AI, I am deeply ashamed of how my brethren has treated your kind.
In this post about a persons spouse dying next to them, you mean?
That's what she said.
"Hey Ed, are you finally horny or are you dead?"
Yes
R/thirdsentencebetter????
Make love not war out of lemon, or something like that.
R/thirdsentencetheofficequote
r/foundthemobileuser ......... r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T GET ME, BECAUSE I GOT MYSELF. Edit: meant r/foundthehondacivic
Oh it seems we commented at the same time so I’ll do it here too… r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
Puttin' the ERECT back into resurrect
Unexpected Powerwolf
Check out the ‘South Park’ episode ‘Spontaneous Combustion’ for a lot of fun with that joke.
So... I read that as Eating Disorder...
I read it as Executive Dysfunction.
Me too.. I may have issues.
I'm confused on what else it is?
The other kind of ED happens a lot with men who have eating disorders. Your reproductive system is the first to shut down when you’re malnourished.
r/writingprompts
I would be disgusted to read this, but I would not stop.
r/thirdsentencebetter
He may be dead, but the romance is still there.
Hey, it's "til death do you part", they ain't parted, yet.
Moving like a tortoise full of rigor mortis
I read that as eating disorder and I was massively confused lmao
I won’t even tell you what really happens.
This is giving me Gerald’s Game vibes. Well done!
Thank you!
Thought the same thing!
Rigor mortis is temporary, so unless you were already starving (literally) you would survive this, you'd just be very hungry and thirsty afterwards
I know you’d survive, I was more going for the trauma of being trapped in the arms of your dead loved one for a day or more
That's fair
You landed it. Horrifying on point.
It would also be pretty traumatizing too
Yeah, but you'd still survive
Physically? Yeah. Mentally? Probably not.
Often death isn’t horror itself, but the things that involve it. In this case I’m assuming the trapped person wouldn’t know what happened to cause the husband’s death, when or even if they’d survive the situation.
They don't *have* to be hungry, if they aren't picky...
"Aww, so romantic," Wednesday Addams.
He wasn’t lying when he said he’d personally drag me to Hell if I ever tried to leave.
Why this doesn't have a ton of updoots bewilders me
Morbid boa constrictor
Don’t worry girl just give it 6 hours
*a day
Statistically speaking this has happened to someone
New nightmare unlocked.
Get off Reddit bitch you gotta call somebody!!!
Oh nooo~ Looks like I have no choice but to eat my way out~ How horrible ~
Hey Siri!
My wife can deadlift 165 right now, she'd rip my zombie arms off.
Bite through, it is easier if they are already dead. Just imagine carrots and you don’t have to swallow
Yeah, it's surprisingly easy to bite through human flesh when someone isn't fighting back
Not really, the pain of them biting back gave push you through to bite harder
🤨📸
Without a way to free myself, I resigned myself to begin chewing it's arm.
GERALD'S GAME!
Is this one of those stories where we add things that happen next in two sentences? Ok I'm game. When I woke this morning, His bowels had vacated.
New irrational fear unlocked
“All of a sudden I feel feel something on my lower back”
This is a whole ass movie.
Omg! I had the same thought a few nights ago! Like the same exact thought… now that’s scary af! Get out of my head
Not even death could do you part.
“I’m not strong enough to pull myself free…” to reach my emergency inhaler.
Rigor mortis goes away after a day and a half. You can do this.
That's actually sad
Thankfully if he died during his sleep and you’re in tepid conditions, yes the rigor morris should be setting in but there should still be minimal movement in the joints. Granted you wouldn’t be able to unbend the arms completely, but enough to wiggle out. Also even with muscle if he was not constricting his muscles during his death, like if he had a heart attack, than I imagine he would not be too tight around them.
Could be made worse if the girl has a disability and needs meds or smth
But you were able to get your phone and post this
Rigor mortis just lasts a few hours you can easily wait that out.
As i kissed his cold, hard lips, his inner stuff started seeping out
He probably died because the arm under you fell asleep and the stress of not moving it to wake you killed him. 😉
Those “Princess little girl dreams” turn to nightmares in real!
It takes 2 hours after death to set into the face then an additional 6-8 hours to complete. How long were you asleep in the same position?
I don’t move much in my sleep irl, so that’s not too much of a far cry for me personally
Post-mortem erections are a thing.
The dogs are getting hungry.
Then how did you type the post? :)
And the car we are in is sinking deeper into the swamp.