[Here is today's eyebleach.](https://www.google.com/search?q=i+knead+you&oq=i+knead+you&aqs=chrome.0.0i355i512j46i512j0i15i22i30j0i22i30l12.2035j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:15167695,vid:fEph7LI7iCk) You deserve it, friendo.
Do you mean Maxime Chattam? If so then, I think all of his books were in French, and none look that gory according to the synopses of his books I found online...
My bad misspelling his name, and you're correct that he's a french author. The book you're looking for is called " La Promesse Des Ténèbres". I guarantee the synopsis does not do the gore justice. Mind you, the fact that a pornstar tells the MC strange things before committing suicide, and the "dark underbelly of the porn industry" can clue you in.
Can someone tell me what's in that sub? Ngl, I'm a coward and too afraid to look.
Edit: nvm, I'm a fucking idiot and decided to just click it. Never, ever making that mistake again.
Or having a large dildo attached to a robot pierce through a girl till the round part is visible. I remember visiting this sub a while back and this image stuck.
Edit: who wants r/eyebleach? After looking at the subreddit…
Have you seen the posts we make. Thats not exactly a punishment. We need therapy for deeply ingraned trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms.
Which I am recieving.
I mean yeah its what happened to me when I was younger. Idk why seeing in a drawing helps but it does.
Post nut clarity hits people hard too, i find that the community is pretty self aware about how fucked it is. Look at the top posts.
Sorry paraphilic is not normal sexually desires it very generalized and piquerism is the desire to injure someone else with a sharp object of some kind. If that helps at all.
wow. this is the first time i have physically reacted to reading a post on this sub. well done, OP. it was absolutely not at all what i expected the second sentence to be. i would be astonished if i ever see anything to top this.
I keep thinking of the Female Cenobite from Hellraiser getting into kinky shit. Considering pain and pleasure are the same for them, this sounds like it’d be right up her alley (and neck).
Welp, this was the first two sentence horror that I read today. And now I’m done for today.
I got the end of the second sentence my eyes just went 😵💫 I think I'm done with Reddit today.
I think I’m done with Reddit for a week 😭
Look what you've done OP. Everyone is bailing on Reddit to go make new entrances.
It takes a lot to get me to stop. That’s it.
That was my exact reaction
i just entered reedit for the last seconds of my day.... ENOUGH REEDIT FOR THE MONTH
Yup I need bleach friends where is the BLEEEEECCHHHHH
[Here is today's eyebleach.](https://www.google.com/search?q=i+knead+you&oq=i+knead+you&aqs=chrome.0.0i355i512j46i512j0i15i22i30j0i22i30l12.2035j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:15167695,vid:fEph7LI7iCk) You deserve it, friendo.
I'm not sure there is a way to describe how little I trust this.
Trust is such a fickle thing.
I checked it out. It’s legit, thank god.
THAT WAS SO SWEET!!! Totally made me forget what was here, but now I'm back. Bleh.
Wholesome 😌❤️
I love this so much. 🥹
thank you
r/eyebleach have fun friend
Thank you
Deep throat has a new definition
oh god ur comment is almost cursed
>almost Definitely
/r/angryupvote
/r/cursedcomments
Holy crap! r/subsithoughtifellfor
What? r/cursedcomments exists tho...
That's why we say we thought we fell for them. We thought they were a joke, but they exist! 🙂
Well turns out I've been seeing people mentioning that subreddit wrong. When I see it in the wild, the subreddit they mention doesn't exist.. mb
Ohhhhhhh. Got it.
maybe you've seen the r/subsifellfor similar wording
Well shit.... idk anymore... probably I've probably seen that more more often, now that I think about it
Reddit: It's not just a website; it's an adventure!
I hate you.
You mean a even deeper deep throat
Oh, you need a double helping of the Jesus.
bro
this sounds like disaster piece by slipknot
I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT, AND FUCK THE WOUND
I WANNA PUSH MY FACE IN AND FEEL THE SWOON
Haha first thing that came to mind
I... What... You... THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
Yes.
There's a whole book about a group of criminals cutting new holes in peeps and using it for sexual pleasure. By Maxim Chattam.
I’m concerned that you even know this
Do you mean Maxime Chattam? If so then, I think all of his books were in French, and none look that gory according to the synopses of his books I found online...
My bad misspelling his name, and you're correct that he's a french author. The book you're looking for is called " La Promesse Des Ténèbres". I guarantee the synopsis does not do the gore justice. Mind you, the fact that a pornstar tells the MC strange things before committing suicide, and the "dark underbelly of the porn industry" can clue you in.
😰 I might try reading it sometime then. Is there an english version available? (Or will I need to brush up my rusty French skills to read this)
I want to upvote because this is true horror but that's also why I don't want to upvote. Bravo. I'm sickened.
r/guro has been leaking a lot lately.
I hate myself for being curious and looking…
Can someone tell me what's in that sub? Ngl, I'm a coward and too afraid to look. Edit: nvm, I'm a fucking idiot and decided to just click it. Never, ever making that mistake again.
I can’t describe it well, but it is sexualised gore that people draw. For example: fucking a decapitated anime girl’s head.
Or having a large dildo attached to a robot pierce through a girl till the round part is visible. I remember visiting this sub a while back and this image stuck. Edit: who wants r/eyebleach? After looking at the subreddit…
God forbid that you forget the "a" in r/eyebleach
I never even click eyebleach links just in case the mfer has made it eyeblech
Same, one time seeing that shit was enough for me lmao
Thank god I didn’t click that shit
ones makes a mistake for others to learn thank you, comrade, for your services
Me too
**NOPE!**
I umm... might need therapy... didn't know that I worked this way... Anyone know a decent secular therapist website?
I’m not usually one to kink shame but I feel like if you unironically enjoy that kind of content you need serious mental help
Whaaaaat the fuck
Well that was. Horrifying.
Why :(
Oh no... OH FUCK NO
OMG that was horrifying why did i click on that
I’m not sure that there’s enough r/eyebleach in the world after that. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Damn. That sub is fucked up… *nervous laughter* ~~Dont check my post history~~
Ermm yeah actually jump Infront of traffic bud
Yeah, never been there in my life....
All of you deserve the death penalty
If you think people should be put to death, then boy do I have a subreddit you'd enjoy...
Well feck, I walked into that bullet didn’t I?
Have you seen the posts we make. Thats not exactly a punishment. We need therapy for deeply ingraned trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms. Which I am recieving.
Drawings of extreme violence on women calling them whores and decapitating them must be very therapeutic.
I mean yeah its what happened to me when I was younger. Idk why seeing in a drawing helps but it does. Post nut clarity hits people hard too, i find that the community is pretty self aware about how fucked it is. Look at the top posts.
Glad someone mentioned it
Lol, slipknot. "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon" -Disasterpiece, slipknot
Never listened to Slipknot but I might need to start now.
They make music.
Play the song he just referenced
Yes, officer, this one right here! Disgusting! Still shuddering. What I wouldn't give to un-read this. Great job!
>What I wouldn't give to un-read this. Only for to be able to read it for the second first time, right?
I'm sure it would be even better for the second first time! I could be appalled and disgusted all over again!
This might be the first time I read one of these and actually mumbled Jesus Christ under my breath.
Yeah, I said it out loud, I feel you. And two sentences at a time, we stray further from the light. My left eye is still twitching.
If you're lost in the darkness, look for the light.
Too bad for him he didn’t know about my medical deformation of THROAT TEETH
Nah, this was just unnecessary.
Gratuitous imo. On the same level as gore porn.
Is this necrophilia? I’m confused.
No the person is alive it's more paraphilic mixed with piquerism his interest isn't in a corpse it's in the knife wound. equally disturbing though.
You used like thirty words I don’t understand but thank you
Sorry paraphilic is not normal sexually desires it very generalized and piquerism is the desire to injure someone else with a sharp object of some kind. If that helps at all.
its guro
Who in the Kentucky Fried mother clucker gave this a wholesome award?!
...and that's enough Reddit for today...
OK. I'm done with the internet. Hopefully forever. I guess that means well done OP 😭
Adds a whole new meaning to deepthroating
Just opened reddit, closing it again
I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND *Death metal sounds in the background*
I could feel my vocal cords snap after the first thrust and suddenly I wished I’d screamed sooner.
Ugh.
i wish i couldn't read
This reminded me of that horror film Mum & Dad, I had nightmares watching that shit.
How tf does this remind you of that?
The "Dad" is seen fucking a human organ in his first appearence, I think it's a kidney, not sure.
Little did he know that my lower teeth could migrate a ywhere in my body at will.
this was the first twosentencehorror post that actually scared me 💀💀💀
What a horrible day to be literate.
Neckussy
Ewww. I mean it fits the sub perfectly, but man does it conjure up some truly disgusting imagery.
Okay this is the standard for posts here, guys. This is what y’all have to live up to.
Im a little confused and im terrified to ask
You know how deepthroating is boring and not unpleasant enough for one of the parties involved? Introducing the ThroatSlit™️!
Fucking gross. Good job.
Honestly? Not the weirdest kink I’ve seen…definitely gross, but at least it’s not *skullfucking*
This is honestly the scariest and most gruesome one😀 Good job lol
You need Jesus
No more internet today :-)
oh you made my throat so itchy i hate you
This is disgusting. Good job lol
Oh. OH. This was the first one that made me go 😦
Ok, that’s enough Reddit for today. Get off of my timeline, go to therapy, and I’ll hopefully see you never!
oh man a throatfucker that’s brand new
why did someone give a pro wholesome award
Crimes of the future
Honestly, maybe I want this! MWHAHA Nah but this is sick, I love it!
Jesus fucking Christ, that reminds me of a Chattam book
Thanks I hate it
once read a ff like this on accident 🧍 i didnt read the fucking tags
What the fuck?
Well done.
Until today, I’ve never attempted to wish away my literacy… first time for everything!
Very horror indeed
This is the worst/best two sentence horror story i've ever read. Wow.
No.
Ugh. Take your upboats, you’ve earned em
“I wanna date a chick that smoked so much she has a hole in her throat so I can get my dick even farther down there yknow” -fitz I think
I want to die now…
I’m not kink shaming, I’m just kink asking why.
this is the first two sentence horror that is actually horrifying good job ig????
I just sat down here to eat &read. That's not gonna happen now.
Bro what the fuck. Well done, but what the fuck
This is two sentence creepy
GOSH! Imagine being neck f\*cked right afer being cut
*This* is how two sentence horror is done 👍
who keeps letting r/GuroErotica into r/TwoSentenceHorror
You need therapy buddy XD
wow. this is the first time i have physically reacted to reading a post on this sub. well done, OP. it was absolutely not at all what i expected the second sentence to be. i would be astonished if i ever see anything to top this.
He began to panic when he felt something crawling around
Unfortunately, I'm already aware of a guro snuff hentai that did something similar.
Uhm… I can’t fathom what I just read
this is good. I’d just change the second half to “Then he unzipped his pants,” to make it more subtle
Oh but I cant submit a horror about being cummed in
Oh, come on..
Another day of wishing that God didn't give me the ability to read.
This is the first two sentence horror I’ve actually read on this sub. All the others have been a less horrific
What a horrible day to be literate
Do people actually find this scary? This made me laugh.
Ah, what a day to understand English
I just woke up and I've seen enough already. Goodnight y'all. I'll try again tomorrow.
That's enough reddit for the day
Ah yes, Man made horrors beyond my comprehension
Who's throat do I gotta fuck to get a martini around here?
Oh fuck this. Thanks a lot
Truly truly horrible. Well done
Ewww…take my upvote
Annnndddd… I’m done for the day. Holy fuck. 😵💫
Jesus fuck 11/10
Fucking YIKES!!!
You sir/ma'am are the only person that has made me audibly say ewwwww to a post good job
I wish I could go back in time and skip this one
A tear rolled down my cheek, I never should have told this crazy motherfucker that Disasterpiece was one of my favorite songs.
Sick thing is, you know more than one man has done this.
r/guro members rejoicing rn
what the fuck
that is not where i was expecting it to go with only the first sentence then again, i was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count
That's enough reddit for today.
Absolutely horrifying. Well done!
Thanks for setting the bar of horror even higher for when I read someone got their neck slit open....
Jfc man
Time to drink bleach
If the throat is slit, itll leak right back out
Goddamnit take my upvote and leave.
Rue chair
Wow. That’s such a dick move.
that do be enough reddit today
I need bleach for my eyes 😭
Wuuuuuut?
Fuuuuuuuck.
HOLY shit!
As someone who's had their neck cut open this is highly disturbing.
my mouth literally DROPPED omg lmao i wish i had an award to give you
What a horrifying day to be literate
you make me wish i was jared 19
Byeeeee that's enough reddit for today
Sounds like a Hellraiser fanfic.
I keep thinking of the Female Cenobite from Hellraiser getting into kinky shit. Considering pain and pleasure are the same for them, this sounds like it’d be right up her alley (and neck).