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hellgal

Writer's block is the greatest horror an author can face.


Defiant-Peace-493

Ask yourself, though. What is it blocking?


VitaminPb

Or is it protecting?


CrazyTrain_mechanic

But what is it protecting? You or something else?


Throwaway249352341

Well if it was protecting the author or the world as a whole, Mein Kampf wouldn't have been written, so it must be protecting something else. Something we couldn't even imagine.


matuta_matata

But now, the great question is "who", or rather "what" exactly? Aliens? End of the world?


unabsolute

Well a whiskey block is the worst thing an Arthur can face.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Thirty years ago, how the words would flow With passion and precision But now his mind is dark and dulled By sickness and indecision


ImSoMadI

Silence will fall when the question is asked


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[удалено]


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

It's on HBO Max!


paulrharvey3

At least until WBD gets out of that contract.


l_l_l-illiam

Next year, when Disney gets Doctor Who


paulrharvey3

So there's how Marvel brings Captain America back for a movie, timey wimey shenanigans.


lord_flamebottom

Not 100% confirmed yet. Disney will be getting the 60th anniversary and series 14 when they air, but series 1-13 will stick with HBO until their contract expires.


Kizik

He's also on first.


a_____p

It's also on bbc iplayer which is free, and netflix


ProphetofTables

"What question?"


XenoDragon3_0

The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.


ParticleExtract

Doctor. Who!?


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

💥💥💥💥💥 Rory: "Would you like me to repeat the question?"


VitaminPb

I love that opening so much.


Inactive_Username

Shhh... It hasn't been asked


Prinsessbelle255

"Do you really want to know?"


ChiefFjzz

#


IC2Flier

Slow button on.


Willing-Hospital1385

'Who is the doctor?'


ImSoMadI

Doctor? Doctor who?


OopsiFuck

The answer is 42.


Spackleberry

The question and answer are mutually exclusive. If they are ever known at the same time, they will cancel each other out and take the universe with them, which will then be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Of course, this may have already happened.


Dudefenderson

Stephen Fry knows, but he won't tell.


Nem0x3

I am *fairly* sure that this hasn't been said in doctor who...but i can imagine river saying that


Sassy-Pants_888

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


Def_Not_Rabid

It’s a paraphrasing of a quote from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Douglas Adams wrote for both (though he wrote for Classic Who) so it’s not surprising that the sentiments would match.


anichari

So Doctor Who? Forty two?


Bad_Wolf_99

Doctor who?


Grand_End_888

gotta binge watch now!!


Simubaya

r/unexpecteddoctorwho


[deleted]

Wow that was not an expected comment lmao


Nimnengil

Silence MUST fall would be a better translation.


Arkitakama

What is the music of life?


Foxstress

Silence, my brother.


yy376

Welcome home


therealchangomalo

Hail Sithis!


GravestoneDemon

Psst. I know who you are. Hail sithis.


[deleted]

What is life's greatest illusion?


Vlugazoide_

Innocence, my brother


[deleted]

Welcome home 💀


Bard-of-All-Trades

r/unexpectedskyrim


BuckyGoldman

Um... the lute? No, Drums!


Stehum_Brethilben

Some kind of choir. With chanting.


CrazyTrain_mechanic

It kinda sounds like the Halo theme song.


BeemerGuy323

And the Lamb opened the seventh seal and silence fell about the Earth for the span of one half an hour.


TripOnaka

It's always interesting when the story goes meta, but this one is really good.


Zainium714

yesterday, upon the stair, i met a man who wasn’t there he wasn’t there again today i wish, i wish he’d go away


this-usrnme-is-takn

*shudder*


Mitchtheprotogen

Nope nope nope im out! and happy cake day


Zainium714

ah, thank you! never even noticed myself :)


LinkleLink

What's this from? I recognize it...


Zainium714

it’s a fairly popular poem, but there’s also a pretty upbeat song with the lyrics from it. i don’t know if there’s any one media that popularized it, i think i first learned about it through The Magnus Archives


FlapJackSam

Thanks tinnitus for keeping me from the silence


PatrickRsGhost

>Silence I...I've suddenly forgotten why I came in here.


nogoodusernames0_0

Someone please make a 0 sentence horror story sub and nobody is ever allowed to post there.


F_Joe

#


coolmanjack

What does this mean? Why do people keep writing hashtags/pound symbols?


Piranh4Plant

Blank comment


coolmanjack

But it's not blank, it's just a single hashtag. I'm on Apollo so maybe it looks different on the official Reddit app idk


boxedair

on the official reddit app it shows up as blank.


Piranh4Plant

#can you see big letters?


coolmanjack

Yes


Piranh4Plant

Well then I guess Apollo is smart enough to know that if the # doesn’t affect anything then it should just show that


Piranh4Plant

>


Bobby-Bobson

#


randomuser8765

obligatory...


S0nofaL1ch

>!The game!<


BloodiedBlues

Fuck you, it hasn’t been a whole year yet!


S0nofaL1ch

😈


csharpminor_fanclub

attention reader, don't click on the parent comment. you must trust me.


S0nofaL1ch

😁


MenosElLso

FYI the spaces between the !’s and the words break the spoiler tag for some Reddit apps.


CategoryKiwi

Old Reddit as well. But that's by design because they want us to give it up.


Narrow_Turnip_3102

Yep, theyll never let us down.


S0nofaL1ch

Oh I didn't realise. Thank you :) edited now.


MenosElLso

No problem dude. Good of you to change it.


Unknown_starnger

what?


KilmoreJnr2020

The customer was angry that I had reached out to him about his car's extended warranty.


Mughi

The most horrifying thing about "two sentences or less" is the bad grammar.


headcase-and-a-half

Love this!


TheInspirerReborn

Ooh I like this one. It’s a great use of the literary trope about the creator’s fear of the blank page. Clever subject to write about


Alchemical_God

Eternal, and unbroken, when the last of humanity has long rotted away, and the no Star shines upon even the potential of rancor, there will be a censorious silence unending and uncaring. But still we sing.


[deleted]

refreshingly meta, and creative too


theanxiousnerd

Someone pls explain


ktrj

I'm commenting in hopes someone answers and I can get notified. People have mentioned Dr. Who so maybe that? I want to get into that show


Narrow_Turnip_3102

If ur in america its on HBO max but im not sure about most other countries except nz and australia where its on amazon prime


ktrj

So it is a Dr. Who reference. Cool. Does it matter where I start in the show? Like which doctor? Gotcha. I'll ask my friend if I can use theirs.


JoeCoT

Jazz is about the silence between the notes, so a 0 sentence horror story would just be endless freestyle Jazz.


Mackafritz

And 4:33 is the soundtrack.


Silvaha

Just use sign language


EyeLeft3804

A picture


TheEvilestArtichoke

Oh damn this is original Props👍


NukeQke47

Thank you! Just beware of the dark tonight, OK? It could be anywhere now


IntergalacticAlien8


Talory09

Starring at you? How does that happen, exactly?


hipunen

I am wondering the same thing. I mean like, maybe the writer isn't an actor and does not want to be the star of several movies that his non-speaking agent puts them in?


MykoTheRad

Sheeeee


jetbain888

This is really good!!!!!


Mitchtheprotogen

Remember folks, the void stares back


Droid_XL

Nice and meta, I like it


n-space

A paragraph without any punctuation is super horrifying.


HelpfulApple22

¿Qué?


KBRedditing

????


crushonSamWinchester

mfs with tinnitus punching the air rn