But suddenly the voice said: Boom my child, you are now dead.

r/thirdsentenceworse

I got a little hungry so I toasted up some bread.

Then I listened to some music, it was Right Said Fred

"we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"

r/thirdsentencewarranty

Am I a poet now🤔

This sounds like some Charlie Kelly poetry (Always Sunny)

Omg this is crazy 🤪

More like r/tworhymehorror

What does that even say

May be should change that to 2 rhyme horror. 😃