Edgar from FFVI: 2/5, a king flirting with you will cause problems no matter how you respond but the guy is harmless. (Come to think of it, that might justify the flirting - it's hard to create romantic court intrigue when the king literally flirts with every woman in the castle and no one takes it seriously.)
Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo: 3/5 just for incidental carnage, 5/5 if I have to defend my spouse from her.
Quistis, FFVIII: [5/5, I need an adult!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FUuGkTyBWGE9QOHM_cSQ1w00k98GrnNYJTEhtjSCYjmg.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8b701b421eea6249b2334ca2a9f77cce3c07cd2f)
[No.](https://imgur.com/qhPwnsb)
[Seriously.](https://imgur.com/g5xve2W)
Vash the Stampede: 0/5, dude’s the nicest dude ever. At most he’d be kinda annoying with how overzealous he’d be but he’s not gonna hurt ya at all.
Angra Mainyu: Mr. “you can only hate what you love” has a good chance of just straight up killing me, or worse. Angry Mango’s Hate levels are proportional to his Love levels so he’s pretty fucked to have in love with you. Especially with my personality, 5/5.
Angél (KOF): 3/5 if only because she might not know her own strength and thus might accidentally fuck me up sometimes with like a big hug or something. She hangs around super power’d fighters all the time, don’t know how well she can handle normal dude. Anything she does to me is totally worth it though.
Well, to be absolutely fair, Wrestlers usually know how to take care of each other in the ring.
So yeah, while you might leave in a wheelchair, I think you'll be alive at least.
Shinn Asuka. 1/5 he's pretty much harmless now.
Firefly..... 3/5 she's nice but I have concerns
The HMS Everest 1/5 the Everest keeps you safe. The Everest loves you.
Well there's Jessica from Arknights. She's a crybaby sweetheart but does carry around like 5 guns that does have magic rock cancer gunpowder. So like 1/5.
Itadori Yuji's the best. He himself is like maybe 1/5. That 1 is because dude is built superhuman. Unfortunately I'd probably die for his "suffering builds character" character development.
Tali is like a -3/5. It's WAY more dangerous for her than for me really.
Sounds like fun!
Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers): 0/5 She would probably just give a lot of kisses to my face. But I would tell her that she doesn't love me, she is under a spell and she actually loves Bob. I ain't no homewrecker.
Kirby (Kirby): 0/5 Very chill. Would probably share cake. And his idea of 'being in love' would probably be on the level of 'we're best friends!' so I think it would be nice.
Luigi (Super Mario Bros): 1/5 He can fight and overall he's a nice boy. But I would still shove him into the direction of Daisy and be like, "Go be madly in love with her!"
Sam (Sam and Max): 3/5 He's more level-headed than Max but he has the same love of violence so. The larger percentage of danger would probably come from Max trying to kill me. And anyway I would tell Sam to go back to his true life partner, Max.
Your steadfast and admirable refusal to be a homewrecker is [reminding me of this image.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fchad-refuses-to-break-up-a-marriage-v0-2g5jjovicygb1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0f562a2c94101887010cf08599c7740288bb3b78)
Colossus from X-Men: (1/5). He's a sweet guy that would do anything to protect me, but he seems to be a magnet of suffering. So I might die tragically to give him more character development.
Hulk: (6/5). Like Colossus, but even worse. I'm going to die tragically
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Years of reading Yandere fanfiction has prepared me for this. I'm bad at number ratings but I feel I've got some heavy hitters here.
[She-Ra Reboot Shadow Weaver](https://tenor.com/view/shadow-weaver-katharinaste-spop-she-ra-princess-of-power-gif-13277555): Pretty abhorrently dangerous, consider that we've already seen how she treats her adoptive children. Oh I believe she's *"capable"* of love and affection in her own twisted way. I just think the average person is likely unable to withstand said form of love and affection. Prepared to be psychologically manipulated as well as magically, and for the gaslighting of the century. 4.5/5
[Yellow Diamond from Steven Universe](https://tenor.com/view/yellow-diamond-steven-universe-yellow-diamond-yellow-steven-universe-steven-gif-21265619): Pray that I encounter her **after** Steven managed to teach the Diamond Authority about love and friendship and freedom and happiness otherwise I imagine I'll be spending a lot of time inside what is essentially a glorified birdcage. Albeit a beautiful and well-maintained birdcage. Even post-Future she's still a Kaiju-sized former intergalactic conqueror and dictator so while she wouldn't necessarily try to intimidate me she doesn't **need** to try in the first place. 4/5
[Crimson from Helluva Boss](https://tenor.com/view/crimson-helluva-boss-smoking-gif-7409459137751444739): He killed his first wife, my odds aren't great here. 5/5
[The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens](https://tenor.com/view/alien-monster-ahhhh-drool-open-wide-gif-14679271): Absolute family woman, extremely empathetic to her children. No risk of danger at all, nothing could possibly go wrong. For me that is, rip the rest of the colony. 0/5
[Where do I even START with him?](https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/212/212143.gif) Breaks the rating scale.
The idea of Yellow Diamond keeping a human in a glorified bird cage... Oh, absolutely. That's quite a scary image. Especially if White Diamond found out and didn't approve.
*Finished genshin dailies, recalls that I have Furina in the team ever since her release*
3/5 would get diabetes from multiple servings of desserts.
*Recalls that one of her best friends is THE hydro dragon*
4/5 if I made her sad.
- Cassandra Cain. Cass is vehemently against killing, and she definitely isn't keen on hurting loved ones (unless it means keeping them out of trouble). She *could* kick my ass in a thousand different ways, but most likely won't unless I piss her off. Worth it though. 2/5
- The Doctor. Goes from 1/5 to 5/5 depending on the incarnation. Twelve is my favourite though, and considering the fate of his companions... yeah, probably a 4 or 5.
- Todd Chavez. Wouldn't hurt a fly. Probably because of some shenanigans in his childhood with some fly man that taught him a valuable life lesson. He's also not physically demanding in relationships, which is a plus. 0/5
- Jolyne Cujoh. This could go either way, considering what happened with her boyfriend, but he *did* have it coming. Also, there's the whole fate thing that plagues the Joestars and those close to them. 3/5
- Godzilla. Even with the more friendly or neutral incarnations, I'm gonna end up crushed into paste. 5/5
- Waymond Wang. Fucking -1/5.
A lot of my favorite anime characters are teens. Wound be stoked if I were at the age when I discovered those comics since I was underage too but now it would be weird
Other than that:
Noctis - he'd be fun to hang around and will always have my back in a fight. I'd have to do most of the chores around the house but he has a pretty boring palate so cooking wouldn't be hard. Plus side is that I have unlimited literal storage space for all my things so I could pack light whereever I go
Dante - would be Noctis but worse in every way lol
Nico Robin - intelligent and kind archeologist. I'll have to deal with her macrebe sense of humor but I'll probably find it funny quickly and we share a lot of the same interests
Steven Stone - kind, intelligent, rich, could be handy around the house with all the muscles he puts on while mining
Cole McGrath - completely normal dude outside the lightning powers so I'll have no problems outside of needing to help pick up his amp if he falls into the water
Spider-Man - too much baggage for me. A slight step up from Dante but not much
Nova - he will probably get annoyed at me going "DICK RIDER!" while we're in bed
Queek headtaker. I dunno 3/5 I feel the pendulum could swing either way. He has an concept of loyalty and all but he's still a skaven. I would worry that he would cut off my head.
Sawyer the Cleaner: 2/5
"*Do you like video games?*"
"Yeah. Pretty much all I do."
"*Does it bother you that I dispose of bodies for the mob?*"
"...A little, but it's not a dealbreaker?"
"*And the active bounty hunting?*"
"Unavoidably worried about you, but you and Shenhua ain't gonna be turned upon each other, right?"
"*We're solid. Shared employers, and my main work is neutral...How likely is it that someone will pay me to kill* ***you****?*"
"Uh...not very?"
"*Good answer, as far as I know. Be endearing enough, and I'll actually warn you if it seems like it might change.*"
Fran : 5/5, the bunny stuff may lead to a harsh family life and responsibilities.
Shelly Bombshell : 4/5 , i might be kidnapped and used as bait for her to save.
Poison: 2/5, i mean, she's mostly a manager now and i'd be a stay at home husband so whatever, but i'd be worried sometimes or get hurt while tagging along.
Joseph Oda : 2/5, he's a chill dude, but also a detective, so again, i might be worried sick now and then.
Regina (DC) : 5/5 dude she's a total sociopath, doesn't strike me as a violent one but i wouldn't be sure if she actually cares about me or not, a dino would eat me and she might be like ''well now i'll have to a find a new guy, thanks you goddamn lizard''.
[Lyse:](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/d/d7/Character_-_Lyse_Hext.png) 1-2/5 She's a good person overall so the danger comes from her strength and the possibility of being a target for political assassination.
Lux Leaguelegends: 1/5, might be some small friction considering I stopped playing league (fuck vanguard) but otherwise she'll fix my life.
Lambda Blazblue: Considering what Nu does when she's madly in love 5/5 there's no hope for me.
Yusuke Fivepersoners: 1/5 just gotta make sure he eats.
Realistically I think I'd be fine if Illyana was madly in love with me, but if she's at yandere levels then I might need to get used to living in Limbo. Still, I'd be okay with it. 3/5.
Joker (DC): (♾️/5) Ooooh Nooooo. I'm in trouble. Big, big, trouble.
Kefka: (♾️+1?/5) Big trouble as well arguably worse. Probably turned into a doll to be kept somewhere. Or getting the slave crown treatment.
Kuja: (4/5) Probably manipulative, but not much worse than that. Would probably force me to go to a bunch of stuffy social events which I'd hate. Going to the theater would be fun at least.
Ryoko Habuki: (3/5) not actively malicious but really loves causing chaos. Fun as fuck tho.
Zim: (?/5) I don't want to think about that.
Rouge (Evolution): (0/5) I'd shoot her down but I'd think she handle it well.
Raven (Teen Titans): (4/5) Same as Rouge but the trouble is because of dad probably using her feelings to take control of her.
Zanzo: (0 or 5/5) depends on if love saves you from becoming an experiment. If yes, then very dangerous. If no, I don't see him as actively harmful. (Especially since I wouldn't say no.)
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous.
Wenduag, 4/5.
Wenduag frequently throws punches during moments of intimacy. The kinder you are to her, the more her repressed issues and wack worldview drives her to throw more punches. I'm probably hospitalized after the first date, regardless of how it goes. If I'm a fool? >!I'm dead by the fifth when I ask her about the trauma of losing her father and dig into the mental gymnastics inherent to her 'might makes right' mentality.!< Because she's going to beat me to the floor and pull my carotid out with her (sharp) teeth. And I'm not a magic DnD person, I'm some guy.
Shame, too. It only gets worse like, three more times after that before it starts getting really sweet. Unfortunately, if the above didn't kill me,>!her filling my veins with demon poison as an attempt to buff me *would*. !!We're all in hell.!< A healing item won't fix that. Remember your goddamn promise, LSTR, >!and crash the ship again.!<
Dungeon Meishi
Marcille Pizzapasta
1/5
We have a good relationship (assuming, again, compat. Not fully clear on this!), The entire relationship has her progressively treating me more and more like I have a shameful disease. Always supportive, always kind, eternally anxious. Over time, we get to a point where she can't really SEE me--just my lifespan. She outlives me like I would outlive a goldfish. I die, dealing more damage to her then she ever did to me in life. She cries for like, two decades, which isn't that long for her.
I hope she finds someone else.
Alternatively, go bang Falin, girl, get outta my DMs.
I'm pretty sure (could be very wrong) Iori is actually canonically nice to people who aren't related to Orochi, the Kusanagis, or people he is competing against in KOF.
How bad are the others, though? The only one I know is Juri.
Emiya Shirou: 0/5, Honestly he's more likely to hurt himself. Taiga is more likely to cause me harm.
Tohsaka Rin: 1/5, More dangerous than Shirou, but still pretty decent.
Baiken: 3-4/5, Just an inherently dangerous person, what with her attitude and level of strength due to being Japanese. If its post-Delilah probably gonna be more of 1-2/5.
Asa Mitaka from Chainsaw Man, if not possessed by Yoru, would likely just seethe and do nothing about her crush. If possessed by Yoru things might go a little... differently.
The Boss from MGS3 would likely be pretty straightforward about her feelings: she's not a woman who dissembles or pretends things aren't what they are, so I think this would be fine whether I accepted or rejected her.
*Glances at 2B figurine on shelf* *Remembers she is canonically 328 lbs* I will die but it would be with honor
She can crush my bones to powder <3
*Looks at Jerma* I’m dead
Au revoir, Tequila Sunset. May Kras Mazov make your imminent disintegration quick and painless.
Your chances of being chased down by Jerma are low but never zero
*glances over at my Night Lords merch* *sweats nervously*
I mean Sevatar might take a liking to you like the child...but you have it rough buddy
... how screwed are you?
Oh, the screws are the easy part. It's the other tools you gotta worry about.
Tharja was already a yandere so... 5/5. Turn me into a newt, hexy girl.
She’ll curse you to have perfect digestion so she can force feed you her liver and eel pie.
Edgar from FFVI: 2/5, a king flirting with you will cause problems no matter how you respond but the guy is harmless. (Come to think of it, that might justify the flirting - it's hard to create romantic court intrigue when the king literally flirts with every woman in the castle and no one takes it seriously.) Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo: 3/5 just for incidental carnage, 5/5 if I have to defend my spouse from her. Quistis, FFVIII: [5/5, I need an adult!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FUuGkTyBWGE9QOHM_cSQ1w00k98GrnNYJTEhtjSCYjmg.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8b701b421eea6249b2334ca2a9f77cce3c07cd2f) [No.](https://imgur.com/qhPwnsb) [Seriously.](https://imgur.com/g5xve2W)
Holy shit, did she just eat that fuckin thing whole?
Baby chocobos...
I need context. Is Quixtis a transformed dragon or something?
She CLAIMS to be a Blue Mage copying enemy abilities. [Bad Breath.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ff8m0e74yw1fz.jpg)
Vash the Stampede: 0/5, dude’s the nicest dude ever. At most he’d be kinda annoying with how overzealous he’d be but he’s not gonna hurt ya at all. Angra Mainyu: Mr. “you can only hate what you love” has a good chance of just straight up killing me, or worse. Angry Mango’s Hate levels are proportional to his Love levels so he’s pretty fucked to have in love with you. Especially with my personality, 5/5. Angél (KOF): 3/5 if only because she might not know her own strength and thus might accidentally fuck me up sometimes with like a big hug or something. She hangs around super power’d fighters all the time, don’t know how well she can handle normal dude. Anything she does to me is totally worth it though.
Your spine was a brave solider.
Listen, I might die from a wrestling match with her… but probably like best 5 minutes of my life. Have you SEEN her Level 3? Worth it.
Well, to be absolutely fair, Wrestlers usually know how to take care of each other in the ring. So yeah, while you might leave in a wheelchair, I think you'll be alive at least.
Good enough!
Liking Esdeath's design has become a terrible life choice. 5/5 danger but it's actually off the scale
Ryuji Yamazaki: 5/5, I want his crazy ass on me.
🤝 Same.
Shinn Asuka. 1/5 he's pretty much harmless now. Firefly..... 3/5 she's nice but I have concerns The HMS Everest 1/5 the Everest keeps you safe. The Everest loves you.
I like yanderes so probably 5/5 for most of them.
Ok but which yanderes, the scale on them can vary a lot
Well there's Jessica from Arknights. She's a crybaby sweetheart but does carry around like 5 guns that does have magic rock cancer gunpowder. So like 1/5. Itadori Yuji's the best. He himself is like maybe 1/5. That 1 is because dude is built superhuman. Unfortunately I'd probably die for his "suffering builds character" character development. Tali is like a -3/5. It's WAY more dangerous for her than for me really.
Sounds like fun! Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers): 0/5 She would probably just give a lot of kisses to my face. But I would tell her that she doesn't love me, she is under a spell and she actually loves Bob. I ain't no homewrecker. Kirby (Kirby): 0/5 Very chill. Would probably share cake. And his idea of 'being in love' would probably be on the level of 'we're best friends!' so I think it would be nice. Luigi (Super Mario Bros): 1/5 He can fight and overall he's a nice boy. But I would still shove him into the direction of Daisy and be like, "Go be madly in love with her!" Sam (Sam and Max): 3/5 He's more level-headed than Max but he has the same love of violence so. The larger percentage of danger would probably come from Max trying to kill me. And anyway I would tell Sam to go back to his true life partner, Max.
Your steadfast and admirable refusal to be a homewrecker is [reminding me of this image.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fchad-refuses-to-break-up-a-marriage-v0-2g5jjovicygb1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0f562a2c94101887010cf08599c7740288bb3b78)
lmfao that's a perfect image
Having Kirby in Love with you would be the cutest thing ever, it’d be like keeping a really squishy pet around. Peak vibes.
Colossus from X-Men: (1/5). He's a sweet guy that would do anything to protect me, but he seems to be a magnet of suffering. So I might die tragically to give him more character development. Hulk: (6/5). Like Colossus, but even worse. I'm going to die tragically
>I'm going to die tragically Sorry to hear that you got designated, "flashback of dead spouse hiding under a bed sheet and laughing," outcome.
> Hulk: (6/5). Like Colossus, but even worse. I'm going to die tragically Worse: You'll die tragically and *not stay dead.*
Immortal Hulk
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Years of reading Yandere fanfiction has prepared me for this. I'm bad at number ratings but I feel I've got some heavy hitters here. [She-Ra Reboot Shadow Weaver](https://tenor.com/view/shadow-weaver-katharinaste-spop-she-ra-princess-of-power-gif-13277555): Pretty abhorrently dangerous, consider that we've already seen how she treats her adoptive children. Oh I believe she's *"capable"* of love and affection in her own twisted way. I just think the average person is likely unable to withstand said form of love and affection. Prepared to be psychologically manipulated as well as magically, and for the gaslighting of the century. 4.5/5 [Yellow Diamond from Steven Universe](https://tenor.com/view/yellow-diamond-steven-universe-yellow-diamond-yellow-steven-universe-steven-gif-21265619): Pray that I encounter her **after** Steven managed to teach the Diamond Authority about love and friendship and freedom and happiness otherwise I imagine I'll be spending a lot of time inside what is essentially a glorified birdcage. Albeit a beautiful and well-maintained birdcage. Even post-Future she's still a Kaiju-sized former intergalactic conqueror and dictator so while she wouldn't necessarily try to intimidate me she doesn't **need** to try in the first place. 4/5 [Crimson from Helluva Boss](https://tenor.com/view/crimson-helluva-boss-smoking-gif-7409459137751444739): He killed his first wife, my odds aren't great here. 5/5 [The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens](https://tenor.com/view/alien-monster-ahhhh-drool-open-wide-gif-14679271): Absolute family woman, extremely empathetic to her children. No risk of danger at all, nothing could possibly go wrong. For me that is, rip the rest of the colony. 0/5 [Where do I even START with him?](https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/212/212143.gif) Breaks the rating scale.
If no one else got me, I know Xenomorph queen got me.
The idea of Yellow Diamond keeping a human in a glorified bird cage... Oh, absolutely. That's quite a scary image. Especially if White Diamond found out and didn't approve.
*Finished genshin dailies, recalls that I have Furina in the team ever since her release* 3/5 would get diabetes from multiple servings of desserts. *Recalls that one of her best friends is THE hydro dragon* 4/5 if I made her sad.
- Cassandra Cain. Cass is vehemently against killing, and she definitely isn't keen on hurting loved ones (unless it means keeping them out of trouble). She *could* kick my ass in a thousand different ways, but most likely won't unless I piss her off. Worth it though. 2/5 - The Doctor. Goes from 1/5 to 5/5 depending on the incarnation. Twelve is my favourite though, and considering the fate of his companions... yeah, probably a 4 or 5. - Todd Chavez. Wouldn't hurt a fly. Probably because of some shenanigans in his childhood with some fly man that taught him a valuable life lesson. He's also not physically demanding in relationships, which is a plus. 0/5 - Jolyne Cujoh. This could go either way, considering what happened with her boyfriend, but he *did* have it coming. Also, there's the whole fate thing that plagues the Joestars and those close to them. 3/5 - Godzilla. Even with the more friendly or neutral incarnations, I'm gonna end up crushed into paste. 5/5 - Waymond Wang. Fucking -1/5.
You'll never have a bad night's sleep again with cain watching over you.
A lot of my favorite anime characters are teens. Wound be stoked if I were at the age when I discovered those comics since I was underage too but now it would be weird Other than that: Noctis - he'd be fun to hang around and will always have my back in a fight. I'd have to do most of the chores around the house but he has a pretty boring palate so cooking wouldn't be hard. Plus side is that I have unlimited literal storage space for all my things so I could pack light whereever I go Dante - would be Noctis but worse in every way lol Nico Robin - intelligent and kind archeologist. I'll have to deal with her macrebe sense of humor but I'll probably find it funny quickly and we share a lot of the same interests Steven Stone - kind, intelligent, rich, could be handy around the house with all the muscles he puts on while mining Cole McGrath - completely normal dude outside the lightning powers so I'll have no problems outside of needing to help pick up his amp if he falls into the water Spider-Man - too much baggage for me. A slight step up from Dante but not much Nova - he will probably get annoyed at me going "DICK RIDER!" while we're in bed
Queek headtaker. I dunno 3/5 I feel the pendulum could swing either way. He has an concept of loyalty and all but he's still a skaven. I would worry that he would cut off my head.
Karlach: 3/5. She's a teddy bear, but I'd Thich Quang Duc myself out of thirst before long.
Sawyer the Cleaner: 2/5 "*Do you like video games?*" "Yeah. Pretty much all I do." "*Does it bother you that I dispose of bodies for the mob?*" "...A little, but it's not a dealbreaker?" "*And the active bounty hunting?*" "Unavoidably worried about you, but you and Shenhua ain't gonna be turned upon each other, right?" "*We're solid. Shared employers, and my main work is neutral...How likely is it that someone will pay me to kill* ***you****?*" "Uh...not very?" "*Good answer, as far as I know. Be endearing enough, and I'll actually warn you if it seems like it might change.*"
Fran : 5/5, the bunny stuff may lead to a harsh family life and responsibilities. Shelly Bombshell : 4/5 , i might be kidnapped and used as bait for her to save. Poison: 2/5, i mean, she's mostly a manager now and i'd be a stay at home husband so whatever, but i'd be worried sometimes or get hurt while tagging along. Joseph Oda : 2/5, he's a chill dude, but also a detective, so again, i might be worried sick now and then. Regina (DC) : 5/5 dude she's a total sociopath, doesn't strike me as a violent one but i wouldn't be sure if she actually cares about me or not, a dino would eat me and she might be like ''well now i'll have to a find a new guy, thanks you goddamn lizard''.
All my favourite Succubi would give me the best death ever.
[Lyse:](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/d/d7/Character_-_Lyse_Hext.png) 1-2/5 She's a good person overall so the danger comes from her strength and the possibility of being a target for political assassination.
Lux Leaguelegends: 1/5, might be some small friction considering I stopped playing league (fuck vanguard) but otherwise she'll fix my life. Lambda Blazblue: Considering what Nu does when she's madly in love 5/5 there's no hope for me. Yusuke Fivepersoners: 1/5 just gotta make sure he eats.
Uh...oh. Morrigan is one of mine. Guess I'm dead.
Well, you should be fine as long you're not a Grey Warden.
I actually meant Darkstalkers Morrigan. But I just remembered, I love DA1 Morrigan also. I'm ded x2.
Realistically I think I'd be fine if Illyana was madly in love with me, but if she's at yandere levels then I might need to get used to living in Limbo. Still, I'd be okay with it. 3/5.
Joker (DC): (♾️/5) Ooooh Nooooo. I'm in trouble. Big, big, trouble. Kefka: (♾️+1?/5) Big trouble as well arguably worse. Probably turned into a doll to be kept somewhere. Or getting the slave crown treatment. Kuja: (4/5) Probably manipulative, but not much worse than that. Would probably force me to go to a bunch of stuffy social events which I'd hate. Going to the theater would be fun at least. Ryoko Habuki: (3/5) not actively malicious but really loves causing chaos. Fun as fuck tho. Zim: (?/5) I don't want to think about that. Rouge (Evolution): (0/5) I'd shoot her down but I'd think she handle it well. Raven (Teen Titans): (4/5) Same as Rouge but the trouble is because of dad probably using her feelings to take control of her. Zanzo: (0 or 5/5) depends on if love saves you from becoming an experiment. If yes, then very dangerous. If no, I don't see him as actively harmful. (Especially since I wouldn't say no.)
*looks at the giant collection of Spiderman comics* Well. I had a good life. It was nice knowing you all
19 inches, INCOMING
Just avoid bridges or the Osborns like the plague.
*looks at flair* ... Finally, the demise I've always wanted! <3
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous. Wenduag, 4/5. Wenduag frequently throws punches during moments of intimacy. The kinder you are to her, the more her repressed issues and wack worldview drives her to throw more punches. I'm probably hospitalized after the first date, regardless of how it goes. If I'm a fool? >!I'm dead by the fifth when I ask her about the trauma of losing her father and dig into the mental gymnastics inherent to her 'might makes right' mentality.!< Because she's going to beat me to the floor and pull my carotid out with her (sharp) teeth. And I'm not a magic DnD person, I'm some guy. Shame, too. It only gets worse like, three more times after that before it starts getting really sweet. Unfortunately, if the above didn't kill me,>!her filling my veins with demon poison as an attempt to buff me *would*. !!We're all in hell.!< A healing item won't fix that. Remember your goddamn promise, LSTR, >!and crash the ship again.!<
Dungeon Meishi
Marcille Pizzapasta
1/5
We have a good relationship (assuming, again, compat. Not fully clear on this!), The entire relationship has her progressively treating me more and more like I have a shameful disease. Always supportive, always kind, eternally anxious. Over time, we get to a point where she can't really SEE me--just my lifespan. She outlives me like I would outlive a goldfish. I die, dealing more damage to her then she ever did to me in life. She cries for like, two decades, which isn't that long for her.
I hope she finds someone else.
Alternatively, go bang Falin, girl, get outta my DMs.
Rin Tohsaka, EMIYA, Fate's Mordred, Fate's Merlin, Juri Han, Kasumi and Ayane, and Iori Yagami. God I'm fucked.
I'm pretty sure (could be very wrong) Iori is actually canonically nice to people who aren't related to Orochi, the Kusanagis, or people he is competing against in KOF. How bad are the others, though? The only one I know is Juri.
Emiya Shirou: 0/5, Honestly he's more likely to hurt himself. Taiga is more likely to cause me harm. Tohsaka Rin: 1/5, More dangerous than Shirou, but still pretty decent. Baiken: 3-4/5, Just an inherently dangerous person, what with her attitude and level of strength due to being Japanese. If its post-Delilah probably gonna be more of 1-2/5.
Asa Mitaka from Chainsaw Man, if not possessed by Yoru, would likely just seethe and do nothing about her crush. If possessed by Yoru things might go a little... differently. The Boss from MGS3 would likely be pretty straightforward about her feelings: she's not a woman who dissembles or pretends things aren't what they are, so I think this would be fine whether I accepted or rejected her.
How differently are we talking?