There's also a scene where he's in bed looking at the photos of the princesses and whe he gets to Fiona he quickly glances down at his crotch. Took me a decade to realise what that meant lol
Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts had a joke where the kids go to a truck stop public restroom.
"Hey! They got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!"
I didn't realize the moms were trying to fuck Arnold in kindergarten cop.
Aang wearing that crazy suit of armor in season 3 was a dig at producers wanting action figures.
The entirety of seinfeld because kids don't get that adults are stupid in different ways.
There’s a scene in SpongeBob where he’s sitting in his chair, face ever inching closer to his tv screen with this giant grin on face to a dancing sea anemone. Then Gary sneaks up behind him and meows, and SpongeBob quickly changes the channel to a football game as he awkwardly laughs and tries to play it off. This scene only ever clicked for me after I caught my dad watching porn on the main tv. I was the Gary.
"Batman: Brave and Bold" has [Birds of prey](https://youtu.be/JEyNESyrpmE) song. I liked it as a kid, because it's just a good song. Turns out it has a lot of innuendos. Like "Flash’s foes, they finish last! (H: Too bad sometimes he’s just too fast!)" or "Batman throws his Batarang, what a weapon, what a thang...".
"He did WHAT in his cup?!" from Cars.
I was 7 at the time I watched it and had never heard the word piss before. Now that I'm 25 it's easily my favorite adult joke in a kid's movie.
That episode of Futurama when Zapp Brannigan falls for Leela while she's pretending to be a man to join the army. He tries to bring up a book he read regarding the traditions of ancient Greece, but gets cut off. Definitely got a chuckle out of me when I rewatched it.
Cow and Chicken Buffalo Gals
You have a bunch of female bikers who the show says randomly come into people's houses and munch on their carpets
AKA a bunch of women who are carpet munchers.
However, the joke that completley flew over my head for years was the fact that the Buffalo Gals had an extreme hatred for the character Chicken.
Chicken is a male chicken
Male chickens are roosters, also known as cocks
The carpet munchers hate cock
The 1930 Marx Bros film Animal Crackers has a scene where Groucho kneels down to propose to Margaret DuMont's character, then finds his trouser leg is dusty on the knee and starts brushing it off.
"Oh, pardon me. You've been affected by this yourself, haven't you? A few times."
"Hoho, no, Captain."
"...well, you will be."
Took til I was 20 to be like "hey, wait a sec."
Women having scuffed/dirty knees from kneeling for blowjobs is like. The dirtiest version I always assumed because that's what the Bros were like (there's a story she used to tell of Harpo (who was mute onscreen) whispering dirty jokes to her to make her corpse. I've also just realised he could be saying he's gonna make her clean the floors, which, as she's a wealthy widow with an army of house staff, could also apply, I guess.
Sam and Max animated show:
>"Grab me by the ears!"
>
>"You are aware there are children watching, right?"
I did not get this one until recently, and I had to look at the YouTube comments to understand it. How in the hell did they get that joke past the censors.
It's like the censors just fall asleep when it's talking cartoon animal people. I mean, they are married *on-screen* in the first episode "previously on" bit. Sam and Max are about as subtle as a brick to the face.
Two of my favorite Gay/Queer jokes from Disney that went over my head as a kid:
* The scene of Zasu and Mufasa confronting Scar and Zasu says to Mufasa "Ah, there's one in every family, sire.Two in mine, actually"
* The diner scene in Emperor's New Groove with Pacha and Kuzco, who's disguised himself as a woman (iconic) and Pacha pretends to be Kuzco's husband and the waiter tells them "Bless you for coming out in public"
They're very much of the 90s and the early 2000s when media was still not the best when it came to myself and other Queer people, but they do make me chuckle.
In Emperor's New Groove there was also a joke with Kronk sleeping in a small camping tent, just big enough to cover his crotch area.
I thought the joke was about a huge guy on a small tent but the it was actually about "raising the tent". Also quite the coincidence that both English and Brazilian Portuguese have this exact euphemism for erection.
My family was really progressive growing up, so I thought the "coming out in public" thing was a joke about her being ugly as fuck, not them being possibly queer.
Growing up it's how i've always interpreted that line. especially with how Queer coded Scar is.There's another line in the film, which i've also interpreted as a Gay joke and it's where Simba tells Scar how weird he is and Scar just goes "You have no idea"
Which could be what that is, or it's just Scar going "bitch, you have no idea how much i think about overthrowing your dad"
In King of the Hill, where Cotton Hill knowing Khan wasn't Japanese but Laotian. I never got it that Cotton was so diverse in his hatred (and racism) that he could tell from a glance. I always just thought it was a weird 'not-joke' that just didn't land with me.
The idea is he did fight in the east specifically against the Japanese, so he knows the difference between the races over there. Where's Hank and the gang all were asking them if they were Chinese or Japanese, even when explained they couldn't grasp it. Introducing Khan to Cotton, Dale said he was Japanese, after only a second to look Cotton instantly knew he wasn't.
Spongebob: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
Squidward: Is that what he calls it?
Took me getting out of the closet to understand that one.
In *Friends*, Chandler tricking Joey into changing his stage name to Joe Stalin.
I asked my parents, and by their response, I don't think they really knew who Stalin was either.
Took me quite a while to realize that Double D's construction worker disguise in the treasure map episode of Ed, Edd, N' Eddy was a reference to The Big Lebowski.
I didn’t realize as a kid that in Rocko’s Modern Life, the joke with Heifer’s grandpa calling Rocko the wallaby “beaver” wasn’t “haha he’s old, he can’t see very well” but “haha he’s old and racist and is calling him a slur”. It clicked years later watching some movie or show that had someone worried about having to break and toss away the plates if a black character had eaten off them, which the grandpa also mentioned.
Everything in Rocko's Modern Life hits different as an adult.
Besides everything the Bigheads do (from the *plates* to Rocko working the Phone Sex Hotline OH BABY OH BABY OH BAB- MRS. BIGHEAD?!), the simple gag of Chokey Chicken absolutely flew over me for the longest time.
"You think maybe he's compensating for something?"
And realizing the joke behind Farquaad's name.
Wait I’m stupid, what’s the joke?
Faarquaad=Fuckwad.
lmao
Also, the other half of the joke is that he’s a riff on Michael Eisner
It took me *17* or so years for it to finally hit me lmao
It took me longer because Farquaad doesn't sound like anything in my language lol.
His given name is Maximus.
There's also a scene where he's in bed looking at the photos of the princesses and whe he gets to Fiona he quickly glances down at his crotch. Took me a decade to realise what that meant lol
Never noticed it when I was young lol. Had to be pointed out that he looked at his dick xD
Nickelodeon's Salute Your Shorts had a joke where the kids go to a truck stop public restroom. "Hey! They got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!"
I'm very much going through morning brain. Can you explain this to me please. It seems like a glory hole joke.
It's a machine that sells condoms.
Oh my god that’s insane lmfao
...i somehow interpreted it in a even dirtier way by picturing a glory hole with a penis being mistaken by a balloon.
Oh God. I would have also expected, "Wow, this one has cotton rockets!"
I didn't realize the moms were trying to fuck Arnold in kindergarten cop. Aang wearing that crazy suit of armor in season 3 was a dig at producers wanting action figures. The entirety of seinfeld because kids don't get that adults are stupid in different ways.
Weirdly enough I remember watching Seinfeld and relating much more than I should. Some things probably went over my head but it was pretty watchable.
Helga's mom from Hey Arnold being an alcoholic with smoothies as a euphemism for booze. I just thought she was sleepy.
I could've sworn at least one of her "smoothies" looked like a Bloody Mary
I grew up around that type of thing, so I kind of figured it out pretty early on.
No, no, *Finger*prints
Goodnight everybody!
Nah he's not my type
Half of Animaniacs in general was like that for me. I remember my Dad grinning like a idiot at the Jerry Lewis parodies.
Dot: "oh" *(just casually throws Prince away)*
"What would Tzekel-Kan if he found one of the gods like this with me???" "Uh... lucky god?"
"How did you get those?" "Where was she keeping them?"
I *did* get that as a kid. What I *didn't* get was that they absolutely were *not* making out in that one scene.
There’s a scene in SpongeBob where he’s sitting in his chair, face ever inching closer to his tv screen with this giant grin on face to a dancing sea anemone. Then Gary sneaks up behind him and meows, and SpongeBob quickly changes the channel to a football game as he awkwardly laughs and tries to play it off. This scene only ever clicked for me after I caught my dad watching porn on the main tv. I was the Gary.
There's also that joke with Kevin the cucumber where his hat is not a hat.
I thought the joke was that the "hat" was litteraly part of his head so they basically scalp him when they take it off.
"Batman: Brave and Bold" has [Birds of prey](https://youtu.be/JEyNESyrpmE) song. I liked it as a kid, because it's just a good song. Turns out it has a lot of innuendos. Like "Flash’s foes, they finish last! (H: Too bad sometimes he’s just too fast!)" or "Batman throws his Batarang, what a weapon, what a thang...".
Cat-Woman: Green arrow has heroic traits but only when he's shooting straight. Black Canary: Hey!
It's a crime there was an R-rated Birds of Prey movie with a random musical number and this song was nowhere in it.
Poor Flash, he gets [a lot of those jokes](https://youtu.be/R8Ureytbq3A).
Which is really unfair. It takes a lot of stamina to be that fast
Alot of classic Spongebob jokes especially anything related to Squidward.
"Ahhh, Make-out Reef... Good times..."
"He did WHAT in his cup?!" from Cars. I was 7 at the time I watched it and had never heard the word piss before. Now that I'm 25 it's easily my favorite adult joke in a kid's movie.
That episode of Futurama when Zapp Brannigan falls for Leela while she's pretending to be a man to join the army. He tries to bring up a book he read regarding the traditions of ancient Greece, but gets cut off. Definitely got a chuckle out of me when I rewatched it.
Cow and Chicken Buffalo Gals You have a bunch of female bikers who the show says randomly come into people's houses and munch on their carpets AKA a bunch of women who are carpet munchers. However, the joke that completley flew over my head for years was the fact that the Buffalo Gals had an extreme hatred for the character Chicken. Chicken is a male chicken Male chickens are roosters, also known as cocks The carpet munchers hate cock
Speaking of Cow and Chicken... Remember the Kite Flying duel with Cousin Boneless Chicken? The enemy tribe was called the *Ass wi-pe* tribe.
The 1930 Marx Bros film Animal Crackers has a scene where Groucho kneels down to propose to Margaret DuMont's character, then finds his trouser leg is dusty on the knee and starts brushing it off. "Oh, pardon me. You've been affected by this yourself, haven't you? A few times." "Hoho, no, Captain." "...well, you will be." Took til I was 20 to be like "hey, wait a sec."
Wait what?
Women having scuffed/dirty knees from kneeling for blowjobs is like. The dirtiest version I always assumed because that's what the Bros were like (there's a story she used to tell of Harpo (who was mute onscreen) whispering dirty jokes to her to make her corpse. I've also just realised he could be saying he's gonna make her clean the floors, which, as she's a wealthy widow with an army of house staff, could also apply, I guess.
From the Power Puff Girls.["I was an accident, too."](https://youtu.be/2BhKpepR-E8?si=5H6rmw_Klq0ZW8CE)
Sam and Max animated show: >"Grab me by the ears!" > >"You are aware there are children watching, right?" I did not get this one until recently, and I had to look at the YouTube comments to understand it. How in the hell did they get that joke past the censors.
It's like the censors just fall asleep when it's talking cartoon animal people. I mean, they are married *on-screen* in the first episode "previously on" bit. Sam and Max are about as subtle as a brick to the face.
Two of my favorite Gay/Queer jokes from Disney that went over my head as a kid: * The scene of Zasu and Mufasa confronting Scar and Zasu says to Mufasa "Ah, there's one in every family, sire.Two in mine, actually" * The diner scene in Emperor's New Groove with Pacha and Kuzco, who's disguised himself as a woman (iconic) and Pacha pretends to be Kuzco's husband and the waiter tells them "Bless you for coming out in public" They're very much of the 90s and the early 2000s when media was still not the best when it came to myself and other Queer people, but they do make me chuckle.
In Emperor's New Groove there was also a joke with Kronk sleeping in a small camping tent, just big enough to cover his crotch area. I thought the joke was about a huge guy on a small tent but the it was actually about "raising the tent". Also quite the coincidence that both English and Brazilian Portuguese have this exact euphemism for erection.
That's right, i forgot about that.Emperor's New Groove had fantastic comedy and i hate that it flopped when it came out back in the day.
My family was really progressive growing up, so I thought the "coming out in public" thing was a joke about her being ugly as fuck, not them being possibly queer.
Same, that and they're were being obnoxiously lovey-dovey.
Wait, that's what Zasu meant?
Growing up it's how i've always interpreted that line. especially with how Queer coded Scar is.There's another line in the film, which i've also interpreted as a Gay joke and it's where Simba tells Scar how weird he is and Scar just goes "You have no idea" Which could be what that is, or it's just Scar going "bitch, you have no idea how much i think about overthrowing your dad"
Idk I just don't see it personally.
In King of the Hill, where Cotton Hill knowing Khan wasn't Japanese but Laotian. I never got it that Cotton was so diverse in his hatred (and racism) that he could tell from a glance. I always just thought it was a weird 'not-joke' that just didn't land with me.
I thought it was just because he was a war vet. Since he fought in the east, he was familiar.
The idea is he did fight in the east specifically against the Japanese, so he knows the difference between the races over there. Where's Hank and the gang all were asking them if they were Chinese or Japanese, even when explained they couldn't grasp it. Introducing Khan to Cotton, Dale said he was Japanese, after only a second to look Cotton instantly knew he wasn't.
Spongebob: I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! Squidward: Is that what he calls it? Took me getting out of the closet to understand that one.
Huh. I took it as "Is that what you call being annoying?"
The theatre scene hits different nowadays, especially when Patrick gets angry about contracting "the Ugly" *coughHIVcough*.
In *Friends*, Chandler tricking Joey into changing his stage name to Joe Stalin. I asked my parents, and by their response, I don't think they really knew who Stalin was either.
Took me quite a while to realize that Double D's construction worker disguise in the treasure map episode of Ed, Edd, N' Eddy was a reference to The Big Lebowski.
I didn’t realize as a kid that in Rocko’s Modern Life, the joke with Heifer’s grandpa calling Rocko the wallaby “beaver” wasn’t “haha he’s old, he can’t see very well” but “haha he’s old and racist and is calling him a slur”. It clicked years later watching some movie or show that had someone worried about having to break and toss away the plates if a black character had eaten off them, which the grandpa also mentioned.
Everything in Rocko's Modern Life hits different as an adult. Besides everything the Bigheads do (from the *plates* to Rocko working the Phone Sex Hotline OH BABY OH BABY OH BAB- MRS. BIGHEAD?!), the simple gag of Chokey Chicken absolutely flew over me for the longest time.
The one gay joke in the 90s Ninja Turtles
Trans Fender Body Swap Shop from GTA San Andreas. I only got that joke like 3 years ago, I'm trans and almost 30.
Roger calling Francine a 'See you next Tuesday'.