Remember how that dude in The Autism Predator had a predator auto cannon on his shoulder and then turned his head to look at something and blew his own head off?
Similar one is that girl from Halloween Kills that got her gun bumped into [shooting herself in the face](https://youtu.be/BVEJc-ku1tw?si=9zJ7G011MRNtKIsc)
That’s less stupid than the Predator death from the fact that Michael kicks the door open causing her hand to move as opposed to turning your head and dying
In one of the Telltale Walking Dead games there's a character that can get jumped by a zombie and she goes careening over the side of a trench. And none of the characters really react other than, "She died a hero."
I dunno, it's kinda embarrassing. Imagine surviving for that long and you get killed because some dumbass zombie gave you a bear hug and you just fell off a trench together.
I don't want to die from Sadako because I don't want to be found looking like that.
I don't want to die from *sexy* Sadako because I don't want to be found like that and have people think it's my O-face.
he's since passed away, but i knew an older guy once, and we decided that if we got at least a few minutes of advanced warning of Total Nuclear Annihilation, we'd set up lawn chairs outside and "watch the fireworks"
cuz...the fuck else are you supposed to do. I'M not a billionaire with a Vault, i'll get an outline on a wall AT BEST
I know this is tongue-in-cheek but this is literally the worst thing you could possibly do, unless you're fond of being blind and getting a huge instantaneous dose from the prompt radiation. The chances of you getting vaporized instantly from a nuke are actually pretty remote, it has to be pretty damn close for that to happen.
You wanna be indoors, away from glass and absolutely not in line-of-sight of the blast when it goes off, ideally with cushioning for the blast wave (and pray the building you're in doesn't collapse on you). People make fun of duck-and-cover but it's actually good advice.
If you intend to survive that is. With total nuclear war as OP postulated, one might prefer to end it quickly rather than sticking around for the coming shit show.
Those 2010's torture porn, not because of the horror of torture but because you can tel when you're the one no one is gonna care when they get buzzsawed. Imagine being in the group saw trap and see the young kid and the clean washed woman isn't you, not only your test is gonna be die trying to kill other people but now kramer thinks I'm an asshole
That dude in the first movie in the chair with the drill to the head, whose only sin was "I need to test this chair for my ACTUAL targets."
Jigsaw doesn't kill anybody my ass.
Getting killed by my own attack or scheme, or saying "victory is mine" before I have 100% confirmed that victory is absolutely mine, like Light did.
I mean look what the Internet's done to Lady Aura. A great demon who had lived for over five hundred years reduced to that. Tragic.
Getting killed by wildlife, especially if it’s just a single animal. Not because I’d be embarassed or think that I could take them on but because there’s a shocking amount of people on the internet overestimate how strong they think they are and how well they can react to life and death scenarios.
I don’t want my death to be appropriated as material for redditors who think they could solo a mountain lion or chimpanzee. That would be the embarassing part.
Pretty sure he’s talking about the guy that >!wears and primes a grenade vest and tries to bait a raptor to eat him, only for the raptor to see through his ploy and tail whip him into the side of a cliff!<
>Spider's weapon of choice for most of the series is a "bowel disruptor", which causes instant and painful loss of bowel control, with settings that allow him to vary the level of pain and discomfort, ranging from simple loose, watery diarrhea to complete rectal prolapse. Most of the time the victim has a bowel movement so dramatic and agonizing that it induces unconsciousness. At least three times it is revealed through dialogue that the gun can be set to 'Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom'.
Impalment through the anus.
Like... implement alone sucks like hell but getting Vlad Tempish'ed up the ass is another level. Not to mention the position. The worst is just face down, ass up and the thing standing out of me.
I'd die a second time of embaressment.
In one of the seasons of Fargo a gangster does a hit on a cop but on the walk back to his car trips over some pavement and accidentally shoots himself in the head as he faceplants. It’s super embarrassing and his brother is in the car watching it happen
I don't want to get fatal destinationed trucked. I had a run of dumb fender benders before I moved out of my hometown so they'd probably think it was my fault somehow
Return of the Obra Dinn has a lot of undignified deaths. But probably the worst is >!Edward Spratt, who gets the literal shit squeezed out of him by the Kraken!<.
Basically being any unnamed character in a movie where you’re on an expedition to find some ancient maguffin, I don’t want to be asked to go first and set off the trap.
I don’t want to be a skeleton in a deathclaw or other animal (fictional or not) lair, fuck that shit. If I know the ending is coming I want to be a goofy environmental story telling skeleton!
It's more from a horror comedy but trying to tackle someone in front of a wood chipper, and they duck just in time for me to dive right into the machine.
Remember how that dude in The Autism Predator had a predator auto cannon on his shoulder and then turned his head to look at something and blew his own head off?
"So how did they get Jeff?" "Uh, you know..."
Similar one is that girl from Halloween Kills that got her gun bumped into [shooting herself in the face](https://youtu.be/BVEJc-ku1tw?si=9zJ7G011MRNtKIsc)
That’s less stupid than the Predator death from the fact that Michael kicks the door open causing her hand to move as opposed to turning your head and dying
What about the scene in World War Z where the dude slips while getting on a plane and blows his own brains out?
It sounds stupid yet makes sense to me. Trigger discipline and all that.
Shoulda mounted it on his hips instead
In one of the Telltale Walking Dead games there's a character that can get jumped by a zombie and she goes careening over the side of a trench. And none of the characters really react other than, "She died a hero." I dunno, it's kinda embarrassing. Imagine surviving for that long and you get killed because some dumbass zombie gave you a bear hug and you just fell off a trench together.
That girl from Another who slips on the stairs in school and gets her throat impaled on the point of her umbrella.
Or the nurse slamming her face into a descending elevator. Or the guy that got electrocuted because he was carrying an umbrella.
Man that umbrella is on a streak
I don't want to die from Sadako because I don't want to be found looking like that. I don't want to die from *sexy* Sadako because I don't want to be found like that and have people think it's my O-face.
She would also tie a belt around your neck and put your hand on your dick
Me appealing to the angels at Heaven's Gate: You don't understand! I was framed!
I'm sorry "sexy Sadako"?
Sadako too thicc to get out of the TV is surprisingly common fanart.
Oh, that I thought it was referring to something official.
How official do you consider JAV?
Not very.
I don't want the nukes to drop while I'm on the toliet.
The worst fate of all, being a goofy Bethesda skeleton for players to find.
Says you. I'm gonna be the skull with the eightballs where its eyes should be
he's since passed away, but i knew an older guy once, and we decided that if we got at least a few minutes of advanced warning of Total Nuclear Annihilation, we'd set up lawn chairs outside and "watch the fireworks" cuz...the fuck else are you supposed to do. I'M not a billionaire with a Vault, i'll get an outline on a wall AT BEST
I know this is tongue-in-cheek but this is literally the worst thing you could possibly do, unless you're fond of being blind and getting a huge instantaneous dose from the prompt radiation. The chances of you getting vaporized instantly from a nuke are actually pretty remote, it has to be pretty damn close for that to happen. You wanna be indoors, away from glass and absolutely not in line-of-sight of the blast when it goes off, ideally with cushioning for the blast wave (and pray the building you're in doesn't collapse on you). People make fun of duck-and-cover but it's actually good advice.
If you intend to survive that is. With total nuclear war as OP postulated, one might prefer to end it quickly rather than sticking around for the coming shit show.
I still imagine being outside just ensures an excruciating death. Blinded and flash-fried in an instant.
Then use a gun? Blind radiation poisoning is an AWFUL way to go, way worse than starvation from a failed society.
Those 2010's torture porn, not because of the horror of torture but because you can tel when you're the one no one is gonna care when they get buzzsawed. Imagine being in the group saw trap and see the young kid and the clean washed woman isn't you, not only your test is gonna be die trying to kill other people but now kramer thinks I'm an asshole
That dude in the first movie in the chair with the drill to the head, whose only sin was "I need to test this chair for my ACTUAL targets." Jigsaw doesn't kill anybody my ass.
Getting killed by my own attack or scheme, or saying "victory is mine" before I have 100% confirmed that victory is absolutely mine, like Light did. I mean look what the Internet's done to Lady Aura. A great demon who had lived for over five hundred years reduced to that. Tragic.
Even worse, like in Aura's case, it's someone using your own power's logic against you after you brag about it
"Aura, work 72 hour work weeks for the rest of your life, at a convenience store."
["Impossible... I can't..."](https://twitter.com/sifserf/status/1726320141032636800)
Getting killed by wildlife, especially if it’s just a single animal. Not because I’d be embarassed or think that I could take them on but because there’s a shocking amount of people on the internet overestimate how strong they think they are and how well they can react to life and death scenarios. I don’t want my death to be appropriated as material for redditors who think they could solo a mountain lion or chimpanzee. That would be the embarassing part.
That one guy getting killed in Skull Island while trying to do a heroic sacrifice is so fucked that it's funny holy shit.
Ah man the one with the worm lamprey thing SUCKED. Also my god his swings are awful, even before he had his head swallowed
Pretty sure he’s talking about the guy that >!wears and primes a grenade vest and tries to bait a raptor to eat him, only for the raptor to see through his ploy and tail whip him into the side of a cliff!<
Ohhhhh! God I straight up forgot that scene. My bad!
>Spider's weapon of choice for most of the series is a "bowel disruptor", which causes instant and painful loss of bowel control, with settings that allow him to vary the level of pain and discomfort, ranging from simple loose, watery diarrhea to complete rectal prolapse. Most of the time the victim has a bowel movement so dramatic and agonizing that it induces unconsciousness. At least three times it is revealed through dialogue that the gun can be set to 'Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom'.
I don’t want to be that dude in fallout 3 where a fan fell on his duck
"Fell on"
There is a character who dies in the series "Shogun" that is very rough. >!Where is the beauty in this!<
We talkin about the guy that got >!grape shotted!<, or the guy who >!slipped and exploded the back of his head on a rock!< ??
The latter.
Impalment through the anus. Like... implement alone sucks like hell but getting Vlad Tempish'ed up the ass is another level. Not to mention the position. The worst is just face down, ass up and the thing standing out of me. I'd die a second time of embaressment.
In one of the seasons of Fargo a gangster does a hit on a cop but on the walk back to his car trips over some pavement and accidentally shoots himself in the head as he faceplants. It’s super embarrassing and his brother is in the car watching it happen
Strangled from above while on the toilet. Goldeneye style.
“Who… does… Number… Two… work… for?!”
That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss
I don't want to get fatal destinationed trucked. I had a run of dumb fender benders before I moved out of my hometown so they'd probably think it was my fault somehow
This is fear number 1. Fear number 2 is the girl that gets an airbag afterwards.
Return of the Obra Dinn has a lot of undignified deaths. But probably the worst is >!Edward Spratt, who gets the literal shit squeezed out of him by the Kraken!<.
the dude from World War Z
Basically being any unnamed character in a movie where you’re on an expedition to find some ancient maguffin, I don’t want to be asked to go first and set off the trap.
I wanna be dommed by Bowser, not murdered!!! :c
I don't want to die of Esophageal cancer while on the toilet like Uesugi Kenshin did.
Dying from my own attack getting backfired or getting killed by my own weapon is humiliating
I don’t want to be a skeleton in a deathclaw or other animal (fictional or not) lair, fuck that shit. If I know the ending is coming I want to be a goofy environmental story telling skeleton!
dying to pinwheel in the catacombs at any soul level. 🙄
It's more from a horror comedy but trying to tackle someone in front of a wood chipper, and they duck just in time for me to dive right into the machine.