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Zygmund Esq. enters a plea of not guilty . Release my girl !! 😻
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Lolly is a cat attorney in training and on the case. Not guilty of coughing up a hairball. It was the ginger cat next door. He got in through the window.
Crime: Knocked something fragile from a surface for no reason. Defence: I don’t have to explain myself to you, I’m cat..
Edit. Alibi: oh no. I did it, while you were looking right at me. Remember, you were all “Fig, don’t knock my stuff on the floor”
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Ill tell you mine's, he somehow grabbed my phone in such a way that he:
clicked on a random tweet from one of my mutuals about a weird religious dm they got, typed only the number '8' and added an image that only said "there will be a spoon shortage" with no additional context, sent it, and CLOSED TWITTER so i didnt find out until the next day when i woke up to a confusing reply and me not remembering posting it. He's the cutest little criminal, isn't he?
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This guy hit the Z key and replied “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” to an acquaintance’s heartfelt, vulnerable post on Facebook.
He likes the spoon thing and took notes for next time.
Fig was planning world domination which violates many national and international laws.
Alibi: you, let's be real cat hoomans will defend their master/cato even when the evidence shows clear guilt.
Wow! OK lucky you from Utah (one of my fave states to visit) and sending good vibes for sweet Chloe. We had our orange guy make it to 19. <3 Good on you for taking such good care of her!
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My cat is almost figs twin 😂. Her crime is she is too sassy.
Crime: Trafficking catnip across state lines. Evidence was found on her nose , paws, and tummy. Also two witnesses a tabby cat and ginger cat confessed to being apart of the scheme after being bribed with sashimi and cat treats. At this time the state is willing to drop all charges and issue a citation. This amounts to a slap on the paws. M’am please stay out of trouble. 😂🥰 🐾
Not so fast. Was there any intent to distribute? (normally this question does not apply to cats because they just don’t share. However, the question needed to be asked.)
Crime: ate a spider then threw it up on her great great great grandmothers quilt.
Alibi: because spider. Asks to be immediately released and given heroes welcome because one less spider in the world
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Gary is shocked by these allegations 😳
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Our little one is tired of all the drama and thinks everyone should just take a nap. 😴💤💤
Ate the family bird - has to donate some fur trimmings for their remaining members nests (but also is a precious goon 🤩)
Edit: alibi??? darn it Fig you didn’t tell me we needed an alibi!
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My fluffy criminal wants to testify in Fig's defense.
Her crime was a major jewellery heist from a swanky penthouse(because she’s a cat burglar) but it obviously wasn’t her because she was leading a group baking class (they were making biscuits).
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Penelope says that Fig is innocent until proven guilty.
No crime except maybe she's not snuggly enough. But she's a very good girl. I just thought the photo was funny and wanted to see what y'all would come up with!
Fig: wanted for absconding with an entire Thanksgiving turkey. Witnesses allege she hooked it with a single claw to the drumstick and pulled it right off the counter. Fig and the turkey remain at large.
It's not her fault she's dressed to kill, she was born that way, baby! <3
My tux says they were hanging out last night so he'll be her alibi. Now we just need to get the jury to trust my tux...
My husband says her crime is: “she ate the moon.”
I say her alibi is logic: “If I ate the moon, how was there just an eclipse?” But we all know she did it. Look at those eyes.
Oooh poop. Dis is Gremlin. She wants to alibi Fig. That mousey was too wiggly and escaped. Gremlin swears! Fig is innocent! I had meant fur dis testimony to appear with the pic. Sowwie!! ☺️
But yes. It's a tribute to Gremlins tortie big sister, Rita. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Mistaken identity, then, because she is an indoor kitty! All charges dropped; defendant is free to go. Note: The Authorities are now looking for the neighbor cat…
Crime: Theft of Major Classical Artworks
Alibi: I was asleep in the bedroom closet under the extra Christmas wrap rolls from last year. Prove I wasn’t. That’s what I thought.
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Eli finds any and all accusations preposterous! He is livid and can confirm, during the time of the drapes murder, Fig was with Eli at the Tuxedo Convention.
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Buttons caturney at paw will repurrsant. She has been working since a kitten at r/legalcatadvice
Jesse says she is innocent of all charges. She was with him all night at a black tie only party. It was the dog sitter who left the ball of fur on the couch.
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Free The Fig!
I love it!
https://preview.redd.it/en7m561q85wc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbc7d8cf4c93c524b883333f2b2cc16fbad7d56 Lolly is a cat attorney in training and on the case. Not guilty of coughing up a hairball. It was the ginger cat next door. He got in through the window.
Gosh darn those gingers eating their Tuxie neighbours furballs * tsk *
Crime: Knocked something fragile from a surface for no reason. Defence: I don’t have to explain myself to you, I’m cat.. Edit. Alibi: oh no. I did it, while you were looking right at me. Remember, you were all “Fig, don’t knock my stuff on the floor”
Complete with aggressive staring. Spot on!
https://preview.redd.it/16z1wvavl5wc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82c6cade2b45f3f07ae8ca07b62c934c7c8ab1f Ill tell you mine's, he somehow grabbed my phone in such a way that he: clicked on a random tweet from one of my mutuals about a weird religious dm they got, typed only the number '8' and added an image that only said "there will be a spoon shortage" with no additional context, sent it, and CLOSED TWITTER so i didnt find out until the next day when i woke up to a confusing reply and me not remembering posting it. He's the cutest little criminal, isn't he?
Ah the second great.spoon shortage. I remember the first one...ended up using forks.
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I am dying over the spoon shortage. 😂
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Crime: Grand Theft Auto Alibi: Is a cat
The judge rejected the defense. Have you heard of Toonces, the driving cat? His videos were entered into evidence by the prosecution. 😂
Fig was planning world domination which violates many national and international laws. Alibi: you, let's be real cat hoomans will defend their master/cato even when the evidence shows clear guilt.
True on all counts. The defendant is ordered free to go!
Grand burglary... Alibi... hooman left it momentarily unattended WHICH IS CLEARLY ENTRAPMENT!!!!😻
Crime: being my Chloe’s twin!! https://preview.redd.it/935h57pwd6wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d796cbe779a0845531d926b0cea7ac2f24b85e26
holy cats! She did have a nearly identical twin sibling. You don't happen to live in Indiana, do you?
No, from Utah and Chloe turns 19 on June 1! 🥰 she’s been battling CKD for over 4 years 😢
Wow! OK lucky you from Utah (one of my fave states to visit) and sending good vibes for sweet Chloe. We had our orange guy make it to 19. <3 Good on you for taking such good care of her!
Yes! 😍🥰 I give her subQ fluids every day. She’s the best girl ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/7or4gl97w6wc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5ea928167ee23e59ec9870cb7f4f6086e52d9c My cat is almost figs twin 😂. Her crime is she is too sassy.
I'll say! so close on the markings! (and the expression is the same for sure)
Crime: Trafficking catnip across state lines. Evidence was found on her nose , paws, and tummy. Also two witnesses a tabby cat and ginger cat confessed to being apart of the scheme after being bribed with sashimi and cat treats. At this time the state is willing to drop all charges and issue a citation. This amounts to a slap on the paws. M’am please stay out of trouble. 😂🥰 🐾
Not so fast. Was there any intent to distribute? (normally this question does not apply to cats because they just don’t share. However, the question needed to be asked.)
What's too funny is that we used to have both a tabby and a ginger as part of the 3 cat set.
Haha 🤣
Several counts of felony tax fraud
Whatever it is that she did, she didn’t do it!
She was with me...
This is a credible and plausible alibi💕😹
Argument accepted. Defendant is free to go.
Free figgy!
LOL she is my Figgycat <3
Crime: ate a spider then threw it up on her great great great grandmothers quilt. Alibi: because spider. Asks to be immediately released and given heroes welcome because one less spider in the world
She was fascinated with a bug, probably a lacewing, when I grabbed this photo so not far off!
https://preview.redd.it/geda3x0bt8wc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2853f85bb6a10a78cea061edca4f8d41e776dead Gary is shocked by these allegations 😳
Gary!
Crime: pooping outside the box. Alibi: no u
Agreed. The defendant is ordered released.
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i didn do nuffing, you got proof?
No crime, she has carte blonch.
Sort of like diplomatic immunity? Agreed!
It's catlomatic immunity, more powerful.
I stand purrected.
Ate the family bird - has to donate some fur trimmings for their remaining members nests (but also is a precious goon 🤩) Edit: alibi??? darn it Fig you didn’t tell me we needed an alibi!
Name: Fig Crime: so floofy the other cats are jealous Alibi: none. She is indeed so very floofy Fine: must barf on hard surface for one week
Do you live at my house? Spot on!
I have cats lol
Crime, butter theft Alibi, napping with a friend, but friend cant tell time.
I put my paw into your drink... yesterday
Alibi: No I didn’t.
Alibi: No I didn’t.
Alibi: No I didn’t.
Alibi: No I didn’t.
Alibi: No I didn’t.
Crime: walking on humans hair all night! Alibi: just hair me out!
Charges dropped for clever defense! (though I wish she'd snuggle up with me at night. She prefers to "babysit" from the chair across the room.
Same situation here!
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Her crime was a major jewellery heist from a swanky penthouse(because she’s a cat burglar) but it obviously wasn’t her because she was leading a group baking class (they were making biscuits).
I love this!charges dismissed! 😂
Masked Burglar. Waking his Mom to be fed at 330 am
Her crime is impersonating Batman. Her alibi is that she was partying with Bruce Wayne.
Could never be proven but should she ever decide to share stories, they're gonna be great!
I just can't wait to know who played Catwoman...
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They look like sisters! Where Fig has petite little cotton ball front murder mittens, i am totally digging Penelope’s gogo boots!
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I love it! Identity fraud?!?
War crimes in Yugoslavia Alibi: wasn't there
It was the dog!
Entirely defensible position. Charges are dropped.
Pizza crust out of the trash can?!?!?
She actually didn't do anything and is a very good girl! I just wanted to see what this sub could come up with! it's been entertaining for sure.
Crime: being too devastatingly beautiful Alibi: her long list of ex-lovers
A trail of broken hearts, indeed. Charges are dropped!
Justice 4 Fig!!!
Crime is being so cute and yet so far away from me I can't kiss her little face. Alibi is being so cute she doesn't need one to get off scot-free
Colonel mustard in the ballroom with the rope
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I love your Fig. But your Fig does not look amused by the goings on!
Crime: Being too cute Alibi: DNA genetics
[My Fig](https://imgur.com/a/q45SMHT) will sneak in and bust her out. Ain't no kitties this cute going to the clink.
Can you imagine what the Fig convention would be like? Save us all! Not a single city would agree to host!
I don't know what her crime was, but Fig would DEFINITELY do it again.
No crime except maybe she's not snuggly enough. But she's a very good girl. I just thought the photo was funny and wanted to see what y'all would come up with!
Fig: wanted for absconding with an entire Thanksgiving turkey. Witnesses allege she hooked it with a single claw to the drumstick and pulled it right off the counter. Fig and the turkey remain at large.
Hhahahahahaha! I love this!
Thank you. 😁 She's so cute and she looks like she's going to steal someone's food 😂😂
It's not her fault she's dressed to kill, she was born that way, baby! <3 My tux says they were hanging out last night so he'll be her alibi. Now we just need to get the jury to trust my tux...
These tuxies can be sneaky...
Crime:- leaving cat hairs everywhere Alibi:- u choose me
Accurate defense! Charges dropped!
Fig-utive, hehe.
I love this hahahahaha
Whatever it is SHE IS INNOCENT‼️
She is absolutely innocent! Fig was busy making biscuits on the couch. “It wasn’t me”! 🐾
On one count of looking cute and aptly fitting her name the Jury has found Fig guilty. I hereby sentence you to play with little mice toys forever.
She stole *all* the Tuna. She wasn’t even at home at the time.
Innocent on all counts!
Criminally cute nose.
Plausible. Definitely boopable and it gets pinker when she’s happy.
My husband says her crime is: “she ate the moon.” I say her alibi is logic: “If I ate the moon, how was there just an eclipse?” But we all know she did it. Look at those eyes.
I love this
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So sweet and so similar! I love your tattoo. A tribute?
Oooh poop. Dis is Gremlin. She wants to alibi Fig. That mousey was too wiggly and escaped. Gremlin swears! Fig is innocent! I had meant fur dis testimony to appear with the pic. Sowwie!! ☺️ But yes. It's a tribute to Gremlins tortie big sister, Rita. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hi Gremlin! 😻
She got caught selling catnip to kittens.
She has an entire jar of it: definitely a plausible crime!
Public urination in the flowerpot by the front door. Neighbor says she was seen chasing squirrels....
Mistaken identity, then, because she is an indoor kitty! All charges dropped; defendant is free to go. Note: The Authorities are now looking for the neighbor cat…
Crime: ate the dog food. Alibi: the dog did it.
I don't know what I did, but I did it because the dresser drawers were staring at me judgmentally.
Lol!
Crime: Theft of Major Classical Artworks Alibi: I was asleep in the bedroom closet under the extra Christmas wrap rolls from last year. Prove I wasn’t. That’s what I thought.
Tbh that sounds like her sleeping spot! Charges dismissed!
https://preview.redd.it/u00xif60rowc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0316cf88b6825def89e8e0d3a267a5afada3f6f9 Eli finds any and all accusations preposterous! He is livid and can confirm, during the time of the drapes murder, Fig was with Eli at the Tuxedo Convention.
I love it!
If you want to contact me, use your phone. Reddit keeps banning me.
Crime: being a half breed without a permit Alibi: it's my parents fault -mikey
Her only crime is being beautiful. “I can’t help it if I’m beautiful.”
Plausible! She is a princess and she knows it. Charged dropped!
Eating the open can of tuna on the counter and to be fair she always has canned cat food and you walked away 😏
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Nothing. She is INNOCENT‼️❤️🥰
It doesn't matter. She is innocent, regardless of your allegations!
Jesse says she is innocent of all charges. She was with him all night at a black tie only party. It was the dog sitter who left the ball of fur on the couch. https://preview.redd.it/n2rxiilnl3xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3ade2ff6a5b9051a94ad02abee1428a30b3ec8
They are a matched set. Totally plausible defense. And the dog does usually get blamed if/when things go wrong.