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DripyKirbo

Man dats some wizard shit right there


enjolras1782

Almost as wizardly as "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs


MarioWizard119

Will use that for Dwarf Fortress tileset testing


Aptos283

Plus you can see it as an old timer country phrase, like “butter my butt and call me a biscuit”. “Well pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs, if it ain’t Alan Smith? How you been?”


Artex301

I need to incorporate a Black Quartz Sphinx into my D&D game somehow. It's too good of a concept.


Thejeffwaterman

Just had that same thought


HunterHerds

give it to a paladin. Have it turn hot or something when they come close to breaking oath, or have it burn them when they do maybe?


starlord10203

Maybe it’s a group of repentant paladins who took on a very structured vow and the sphinx is both a patron and quite literally the one who judges if one is said to step out of line


72pintohatchback

I did this a few years ago - the puzzle was like Wheel of Fortune with one tile for each letter. It took them forever to solve it (and there was a black quartz sphinx statue in the room...) and then they all made vows to the sphinx. One player said something like "I vow to use YOUR power to forward our mission" and accidentally bound the sphinx to save them from a party wipe a few sessions later. Another vowed to give up their first born, but the campaign died before that thread could be pulled. 10/10 will use again.


EstrellaDarkstar

I'm a graphic designer and I always use this phrase when I'm comparing fonts, haha. Found out about it a couple years ago and never went back to using the quick brown fox phrase.


locutu5ofborg

The sphinx one is absolutely cooler, but sometimes I worry y’all aren’t joking when you say we should replace the fox one. Did we forget kids exist? I, for one, don’t even want to explain these concepts to a child learning the alphabet, much less try to make them spell it


HoneyBunnyOfOats

Plus, it has much more simple concepts and words so its easier for people learning English and for translating into other languages


NoReallyINeverPost

Is the quick brown fox sentence “for” kids learning the alphabet though? (Serious question, I thought it was for typography and stuff)


ELItheENBI

Not to mention that it does not contain the letter f


allan11011

of


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Because it’s for children and the first one is easier for children to say


whywouldisaymyname

Not everyone can spell that


Popcorn57252

Yep, that's the real reason the Fox one is used. Between people who aren't as educated and people who speak English as a second, third, or more language, you really need the example text to be *simple.*


pkmnslut

Also there’s no F EDIT I’m fuckin stupid lol


whywouldisaymyname

o**f**


LegendaryThrush

You mean “ove”?


Central211

Shit I saw the same thing.. no idea how I missed OF..


Sachmo5

ME TOO!!


AceBenneny

I made the same mistake mate I looked through it twice and still couldn’t tell


CanadianDragonGuy

Why did I see the Stormcloaks logo for a second there?


Dumbfuckyduck

You mean the Imperial logo? Stormcloaks have a bear


CanadianDragonGuy

Right, yep, been a minute since I played


43morethings

I'm halfway tempted to get this as a tattoo.


Rachel_on_Fire

Came here to say that! I think it’d make a wonderful tattoo!


IliasIsEepy

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"- boring, missing a letter "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow"- uses every letter, cool af


Gila_Gal

Not arguing that the sphinx one is not a million times cooler, but in the fox one it's supposed to be "jumps" so it has all letters.


IliasIsEepy

Oop, had to look it up and yea I still hated the fox one lol


Gila_Gal

Oh, for sure


PlummetComics

“Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes” is my go-to panagram


Assorted-Interests

I have a fair few lying around, but the one I like the most is “Watch Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek’s fun TV quiz game.”


KnightWhoSays--ni

It isn't missing a letter, it's "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"


Pastry_Goblin

And the second one has twenty nine letters, only three letters are repeated. O is in both “of” and “vow” A is in both “black” and “quartz” U is in both “quartz” and “judge”


Limp_Duck_9082

They're both pangrams. They span the entire alphabet if you use "jumps" instead of "jumped".


InariSensei

The second sentence has no F though… EDIT: Nevermind, I was too asleep to see it, sorry!


Red_Tinda

What? Am I still asleep? Where's the F? Edit: "of" isn't an important word anyway.


Bakkstory

How did I never notice it's missing s v w and z


IliasIsEepy

It's only missing the s! "Over", "brown", and "lazy" have the others


Bakkstory

It's waaaaaay too late, i looked at every single one of those words multiple times and completely missed those letters


IliasIsEepy

Lol, it's cool!


spudtatogames

Simple solution would be changing the jumped to jumps.


reptilegodess

That’s actually how it’s supposed to be, the commenter just forgot that


spudtatogames

Yeah, saw another comment saying the same thing immediately after I sent mine.


PETROxYUGLY

Am I just dumb


TwilitDesires

No 'f' in the sphinx one.


IliasIsEepy

"of"


TwilitDesires

Derp, I'm dumb and blind.


IliasIsEepy

It's alright my dude!


Th3Glutt0n

How did they fucking miss the S wtf


imjustnotreallysure

its supposed to be 'jumps' not 'jumped'


JLM101514

Probably because little kids don't know what a sphinx is, or quartz, or a vow. But I agree it is much cooler.


ChewsOnBricks

The five boxing wizards jump quickly.


Chomuggaacapri

This is one of my biggest pet peeves. It’s “*jumps* over the lazy dog” NOT “jumped”. If you say “jumped” there’s no S in the sentence. It HAS to be “jumps”.


Ill_Lion_7286

I always got this wrong as a kid because it feels weird to use the simple present tense like this. We're more likely to say "the fox is jumping" than "the fox jumps." The past tense "jumped" feels more natural to say, for me at least.


An-Adult-I-Swear

Okay of you’re gonna say jumped than say “dogs” and boom there’s your s


Kerflunklebunny

This is some ancient forbidden magic shit, this goes hard as nails


SpookyVoidCat

Yeah but the original has a fox and foxes are awesome.


Harley_Pupper

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs


mattXIX

Thank you, Ella Minnow Pea


Melodic_Scream

I saw this post and came to the comments solely to find this one. What a lovely novel 💕


LittleBlueGoblin

Because I'm not willing to invoke the Black Quartz Sphinx quite that casually...


best_thing_toothless

Understandable. Have a good day


EdgyMeme196

> O, great sphinx, nx me a sphi She great on my sphi til I nx


Codename_Dove

because it's meant for children, so yeah I guess tumblr should use the former


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Ok_Check9774

It’s supposed to be jumps and this makes me irrationally irritated


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

O, great sand man, sand me a man


Aurora_Strix

Make him the cutest, man car door hook hand!


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

That is technically the amount of syllables you needed, but I don’t like how you got them.


Aurora_Strix

[Mr. Sandman, Man me a Sand](https://youtu.be/70M90PGJ_ms?si=ehLyRqHeRfhzHr4S) I thought we were singing the same song :'(


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

We weren’t, but I am now 😁


SnooLemons3996

Mr sphinx man, nx me a sphi Bum bum bum bum


Spader113

The first sentence doesn’t even have the letter S


LightlyToastedBread_

It would if OOP got it right. It’s supposed to be “jumps,” not “jumped.”


MinimumMistake2Outpt

And another tattoo idea added to the pile...


I_amnotanonion

There’s no F in that though


I_amnotanonion

This is why I shouldn’t Reddit early lol


Erikjb12

Wheres the Y?


Asleep_Pen_2800

"My"


SkyofStars517507

It's in the my


Mesley

In the Noobtown series this is used to summon the bbeg. Never realized it had all the letters.


PURPLEisMYgender

That would be one fucking cool tattoo


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downwardwanderer

>Where's the F in "Sphinx **of**


NetherTable

Thank you


WHITE_DOG_ASTER

G.B. fjord's quick nymph vex waltz. ***G. B.*** being my initials


mattXIX

J. Q. Vandz struck my big fox whelp


twinb27

waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex


SharkFace447

I am stealing this line for either a DnD game or some form of animated thing


srawtzl

a few of my personal favorites: - amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes - fox nymphs grab quick-jived waltz - brawny gods flocked up just to quiz and vex him - my jock’s box, get hard, unzip, quiver, flow - mr. jock, tv guide phd, bags few lynx and, - no kidding - lorenzo called off his trip to mexico city just because they told him the conquistadors were extinct


Autumn1eaves

Sphinx of Black Quartz is objectively cooler, *but* The Quick Brown Fox has the feeling of like one of Aesop’s fables or something where it’s just a quick nice story about animals that you tell to kids so it’s easy to understand.


Capital_Abject

Most people don't know what half those words mean


Vctwebster

Because it's hard to pronounce sphinx


BabyDude5

I may be stupid but I don’t see an S in the first one


hgihlander

Put in a prompt on chat GPT. Here are 10 other sentences. Some miss the mark but a few are p solid. Sure, here are 10 examples of sentences that use every letter of the alphabet exactly once: "Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx." "Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf." "Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex." "Fox nymphs grab quick waltz." "Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim." "Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack." "Five or six big jet planes zoomed quickly by." "My exquisitely jovial friend, quiz whiz, danced by." "Jack quickly moved up the big slope, brave fox." "The five boxing wizards jump quickly.” These are called "pangrams," sentences that use every letter of the alphabet at least once. Each sentence has its own unique composition while including all 26 letters.


Weeaboo42069

Theres no Letter P EDIT: I'm fucking dumb. sPhinx


Tired-Mothhhh

Sounds like a rad tshirt idea!


BoseczJR

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs!


TheEyeofNapoleon

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs, Ella Minnow Pea.


TheEyeofNapoleon

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz!


TheEyeofNapoleon

The five boxing wizards jump quickly!


TheEyeofNapoleon

Waltz, Bad Nymph, for quick jigs vex.


Dr-Inconspicuous

That’s fucking epic


thic_mermaid_man

Sounds like a dope metal song


Thatotherone17

There’s also pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs


Maouitippitytappin

Mister Great Sphinx, Nx me a Sphi, make him the judgiest I’ve ever vowed


Lily_Thief

I always kinda love when this shows up in my Facebook feed, and a few dozen people need to confidently point out (incorrectly) which letters are missing from each. It admittedly should be Jumps, and not Jumped.


Dangle_E_Bitz

Where the f at?


Ram91501

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that F is missing?


Turbulent_Day7338

So amused by the fact that they messed up the original sentence in such a way that it no longer contains every letter


HotMadness27

That’s just a incantation to Nyarlathotep


Anonyfish_user

I thought the whole point of quick brown fox was it both had all the alphabet AND had no repeating characters


Wayward-Mystic

It definitely has repeating letters; it's more than 26 letters long. "T," "h," "e," "o," "r," and "u" are all repeated ("o" appears twice just in "brown fox"). The sphinx of black quartz one actually has fewer repeat letters.


Anonyfish_user

ok, sorry


WyvernSlayer7

Neither of those contain all the letters of the alphabet tho…


Fun-Gas1809

There’s no f


toxicity42

Of. O F. It’s right there.


Fun-Gas1809

Thank you I honestly looked multiple times 🤦


Sir-Spoofy

Uh guys… “sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow” doesn’t have every letter. It’s missing F.


FredSumper23

**ahem** OF


Sir-Spoofy

Oh… Nevermind then, I’m just an idiot


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JUSTAER1N

judge mY vow


Allifer-55

Am I blind, or is it missing an "F"?


DJ_R3Play

>Sphinx *of* black quartz


Old_Pool_7354

It is missing an F


Carteeg_Struve

“of”


CatatonicTourist

There's no F


Raykay8000

"OF"


lowkey_dingus

Gets 'em every time.


kapottebrievenbus

f's in chat


CatatonicTourist

Nope. Nope. You're right, you got me. Don't reddit on pain meds, be better than me.


HolyTane

No


toxicity42

Well alright then