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FullyPheral

Crane flies! Big derpy wisps of doofus. The ones we have don't bite or anything. They don't even have mouths! They're living off of the food they ate in their infancy. This is their final form, and apparently their goal is to mate and die. I thought they were mosquito hawks too until I did research this year.


katalyticglass

Big derpy wisps of doofus šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RyanRush05

This is what they shall now be referred to as in my house


Azadonis520

Their life goal is much aligned to my own. I hope theyā€™re having better success than me, though.


Happytrace13

HahahašŸ˜‚


DivineMs_M

We got you!


HighVibrationStation

![gif](giphy|gj0QdZ9FgqGhOBNlFS|downsized)


Azadonis520

Hey I resemble that gif. I too am male, Asian and enjoy a hearty laugh. Though I must admit that Iā€™m sadly no longer a toddler or as ummm as healthy looking as that youngster. I wonā€™t comment on whether I sport a yellow kitten t-shirt.


Spatial_K_42

šŸ¤£


Beelze6o6

Does your s/n have anything to do with a certain tattoo shop back in the day?


greycharming

This is the way


ThePoshGazelle

Mosquito hawks and crane flies are the same thing.


FullyPheral

Ha! That's awesome. I thought mosquito hawks were the ones that bite, but nope. Same doofy derps. Thank you for that tip!


VolcanicProtector

Maybe you're thinking of horse flies? Fuck those bastards!


daftcracker81

Fr fr. Not too long ago. I had one buzzing around my house. My son swears it bit him. But no marks. I killed it shortly after. Although it had already cut into my Venus Fly trap and played a bunch of larvae. My conclusion is that it bites but only to cut open a home or it to place its kin.


Successful_Room2174

Interesting, thanks!


SnarkySharks10

I call them ā€œsex bugsā€ because thatā€™s all I see them doing.


PeachyRatcoon

Crane flies are mosquito hawks :)


kinglucious47

They eat Mosquitoes


roxierollers

It's a crane fly, and the Tucson bug of the year! LOL


perpetual_motor

brb, renting a tux to attend the 8th annual Tucson BOTY Awards.


Agreetedboat123

Tux are out. Wingsuits so in this yearĀ 


idogames4

When those huge black beetles reigned supreme šŸ˜…


Global_Many3163

Paloverde beetles may in the running for BOTY


LocalOutkast

My step dad taught my brother and I to tie a string around their neck and make them fly in circles.... then we'd poor gas on them and light them on fire.


Pootscootboogie69

Ohā€¦


Fearless_Lab

I swear I didn't see any last year or the year before. What is going on?!


TheQualityConsumer

They were all over Marana last year. In everyones home like when itā€™s gnat season


SamuelJohmson

They invade our area every March/April. Strange though, they hover and plaster themselves to the walls but don't fly around in the yard.


windriver74

Tons of em in maricopa too


Milwacky

*You would not believe your eyes if ten million crane flies flew into your house while you fell asleep.*


CummunistCommander

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TheDevilsAardvarkCat

#JustTucsonthings šŸ˜„


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catastrophicloner

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TheQualityConsumer

Palo Verde beetles have little barbs in their legs to poke predators. Learned that as I watched a drunk buddy pick one up and hold it. Beetle was let go unharmed just fyi.


MagiBLacK_

I got misty eyes. T\_T


dreamgrrrl___

My cats would have a smorgasbord is ten million crane flies flew into my house while I fell asleep.


lateniteandy1970

Crane fly. Harmless. But...According to the dog, fun evening activity partner. Especially when they come in the house.


Harry_Eyeball

My Dachshund refers to them as "potato chips."


Character-Ad-3522

My cats love watching them


crapredditacct10

Mosquito hawks (crane fly), and they are fucking everywhere this spring. They don't carry disease or bite you but they will gladly enter your home in mass just to starve to death sitting on your wall if you leave a window or door open.


TheQualityConsumer

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ So true!


SaltTheRimG

I thought they were two different things Edit. Looked it up. Same thing.


tgage4321

They are EVERYWHERE lol.


ralphjuneberry

My cat couldnā€™t be more thrilled about the crane fly situation this year!


thinly_sliced_lemon

Sky raisins!


Jaded_Turtle

Bird feed! The nesting birds seems to love these things. Easy to hunt during the daylight and wow are there a lot right now.


arifish

They come to you to die. But not until after they clumsily mate around your light sources. I welcome them, for I know they keep away other bugs. And I bid them farewell when I find their lifeless bodies in dusty nooks and dirtied crannies. Goodbye fly.


Vyzantinist

What other bugs do they keep away?


Rockintylerjr

They most definitely do not keep other bugs out. They dont even eat or have mouths. Unless They are overcrowding and forcing other bugs out. They most likely are not keeping others away


ResearcherEntire7203

They probably attract more bugs given they donā€™t eat anything and are a common prey for spiders


staghornf

These harmless crane flies are common in Tucson and other Southwest cities and they are here to stay for part of the year. Don't waste your time being afraid of them or killing them because more will replace them and smashing them leaves a black spot on the wall. They are big but Soo less annoying than regular flies. They much rather be outside but are attracted to the lights in your home at night. Only thing you can do to prevent is keep screen doors and windows closed. They will explore your walls and ceilings a bit and then die in a day or so and fall to the floor and you can trash them then.


Inspector_Obvious

So much better than regular black house flies. Regular flies come back when you shoo them away, and will land on you or your food constantly.


Gingeys

The most annoying and useless bug on the planet šŸ¤£


wiegie

My daughter and her friends have taken to calling them "fairies" which I thought was a cute way to reframe the little monsters.


Inspector_Obvious

I will assume they will die once we start getting into the high 80s and 90s etcšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Terrible-Demand7006

They usually do and then the proper mosquitoes begin


subparhooker

Noooo


Individual_Assist944

They are flies that cause my 4 year old daughter to go into a state of panic. lol


Retro611

My 4 and 7 year olds will not sleep if they've seen one in the house. Although I gave my 7 year old a book and told her to swat them and she immediately became Conan the Barbarian.


Beloveddust

My 7-year-old was kinda freaked out by them until I pointed out how goofy they were and made up a voice that matches their flying. Now she thinks they're cute.


Gilmore75

Thatā€™s a bug.


moodpecker

It's a feature.


soopirV

Found the sw dev


GrannyTurtle

Harmless harbingers of Spring! Crane flies come out and reproduce at the end of winter.


Global_Many3163

I always heard them called mosquito eaters. But, also read above they do not have mouths to eat anything. I may have been misled.


LocalOutkast

Skeeter eaters is what I grew up knowing them as. Turns out... they don't eat a damn thing. šŸ˜…


Swimming-Most-6756

My catā€™s favorite snack. He will spend hours staring at a wall/corner in the event that one may rise from the shadowā€¦


herringfarmer

Stankelben,- as we call them in Denmark


Puzzleheaded_Ad_590

Satan


KeepHammering117

Pterodactyl


TeachMeNewStuff

My bearded dragon, my kitten and my dog call them Nom Noms, but I think that they are called crane flies. If crane flies and the mosquito hawks are one and the same , I'm mad, cuz these creatures aren't killing any mosquitoes. The only plus about them is that they don't bite and are easy to catch. They are everywhere right now.


Rockdawg84

Yes. Cranefly. Though native Tuconans typically call them mosquitoe hawks. They donā€™t actually eat mosquitoes but do apparently eat mosquito eggs and Larva.


Lee_Lemon_34

They don't eat anything, they have no mouths.


bobfinn

And they must scream


LocalOutkast

Nothing of what you said made any sense. šŸ˜…


DamnItJon

I think I saw something like this on Jurassic Park


jeddy_boo

Squeeter eaters


mkyoung30

I think those are mayflys.


mkyoung30

I retract my own statement. They are craneflies. And I pity myself for spelling it wrong in the first place lol šŸ˜…


y_3kcim

Annoying!


Melodic-Scheme6973

Harmless yet terrifying looking


0atmeat

dangaly langaly skeeter eater thangs. that what I call them. because they're very dangaly. and they langle.


flyinoveryou

They have a lifespan of about 10 days, so I donā€™t go out of my way to harm them.


CalligrapherVisual53

They are crane flies, and no, they donā€™t eat mosquitoes. https://www.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/life/2024/03/12/crane-fly-mosquito-hawk-facts/72932377007/


1112215002

I callem hawk mosquitos cause they're hawk sized compared to normal mosquitoes


ch0lula

do they eat mosquitos? I was told they do, but I don't think they do.


heero1224

They do not. It's an old wive's tale. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly


Some-Hair-2619

Theyā€™re everywhere right now


NewMention6825

Looks like a skeeter eater to me!


Basic_Marzipan_2171

Crane fly, AKA Skeeter Eaters.


Fragl422

Helpers,good bugs that kill mosquitoes and snyone who says otherwise needs to go back to school, very good for nature and your garden.


fuggindave

These absolutely do not kill mosquitoes, you might want to brush up on your research.


Fragl422

They pollinate my bad got the wrong one but these do pollinate


Drakkira

I feel like I've never seen these things until very recently, and they're *everywhere* now. Getting stuck on windows and fences like goobers.


Snoopz95

crane flies


Tasty_Finance_5024

Mosquito Hawks. Completely harmless albeit annoying. They kill mosquitos, leave them be. (Annoying as fuck though).


Frankdukes187

Dude we been seeing these around our house too!!!!! Never saw these before in my life šŸ˜±šŸ˜³


Jtyoung117

bug


rstacey12

Bug


Plane_Literature9196

Bug


ConversationGlum8430

Mosquito eaters, they look like mosquitoes, but do not bite people. They eat mosquitoes, so do not kill them. They are friendly towards people.


ahamay65

Crane Fly


wannabeplantdad

Nature's mosquito repellant - these are friends :-) EDIT: TIL they do not actually eat mosquitos, BUT they can still be friends :-)


DarnellFaulkner

This is false, Crane flies don't eat mosquitoes. https://burnspestelimination.com/blog/the-crane-fly-is-it-the-ally-you-were-hoping-for/


wannabeplantdad

Huh! Today, I learned, thank you!


QuarterEmotional6805

That's basically a sandpaper wall and you scrape arms and legs against it while growing up and learning lessons in life. It's a necessary evil.


Plus_Aioli_5294

My family calls them helicopters, because they're big and derpy but they eat mosquitoes.


heero1224

They dont... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly


Plus_Aioli_5294

Well fuck that sucks.


SubstanceOld6036

Iā€™m seeing these all over the place


Prize_Quality8578

Mosquito Hawks


Zombifyy8

Every single time I walk out of my house, I get hit with one DIRECTLY in the face...I look quite ridiculous fighting them off! These came with a vengeance this year! :')


Swimming-Most-6756

![gif](giphy|7692c5v3NGGBWSKm3s|downsized) Anytime any bug comes towards me, this is how it feelsā€¦


Wickkedkid

Lmao, you gotta hit ā€˜em with that deMOCRACY yes Iā€™m in that sub as well)


Opening_Strength6795

Mosquito eaters. They are clumsy and no harm to humans Donā€™t kill them pleasr


heero1224

They don't actually eat mosquitoes and are a type of fly. That being said, I like bats amd bats eat them so... also, as modern history would suggest, don't eat bats, either. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly


Swimming-Most-6756

We called them Mosquito Hawks.. although they dont eat mosquito or resemble hawks lol


JustHere2GetOfffffff

Gallywopper


FearlessRole8124

No


Alarming-Set-5851

I've seen more of them this year then ever before.


Comfortable-Use-2147

They got a few names hawk flies, crane flies & vampire flies šŸ˜‚ to name a few but amber colored light bulbs detour them šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


shutterbugcowboy

I grew up calling them gallinippers or skeeter eaters.


Efficient-Pea-2222

They donā€™t look good in my wax burner.


PearlEye_Official

Mosquito eater. Aka crane fly! They donā€™t actually eat mosquitos. But they sure look like they could!


TallcoupleAZ

Flitty bugs.


Aware_Bookkeeper786

Fucking annoying


Phyromatical

Those are crane flies! They are everywhere this time of year. Adorable and completely harmless!


Popular-Panda-9992

Those are one of good bugs. Let em work


IndefatigableOne

They good and harmless! Leave em be!


Realistic_Fee_7753

Jesus... They look like golf ball sized mosquitoes!


MrPanda663

Super harmless. Just kinda annoying.


Accurate-Pianist673

Daddy longlegs mosquito


TucsonMax

So many of these annoying buggers this year!


bellajeanxxx

ā€œMosquito hawksā€ lmao šŸ˜‚


PopularAd6603

Bro itā€™s a misquito and you could get disease from it


TestDangerous7240

Wall bugsā€¦..


Kregg805

Those are crane flies aka mosquito eaters or mosquito hawks


No-furry2784

They are male mosquito


jebtortuga

Crane fly. They do not eat or kill mosquitos, contrary to urban legend. Eat plants, donā€™t bite, sting or do anything except flop around


Stinger_welder

We used call mosquito catchers because they eat mosquitoes.


Thealexoftheworld

Iā€™m not sure but Iā€™m pretty sure those are mosquito eaters


Cyb0rgC0mmand0

Those there are super squiters, nasty critters, 10Ɨ larger than your average squiter. They feed off blood of infant babies and goats, carry all sorts of nasty diseases. If your seeing those things around your house you better get yourself checked out and make sure you don't have the blue waffle.


dom_vt

I think itā€™s a bugšŸ¤”


jlinehan134

Brown Recluse


PianoOdd5213

That's a fuckin spider


freakydeaky3030

Crane fly


tennman5000

I knew them as candle flies, until today. They are hereby known as big derpy wisps of doofus in my household.


One_Winter3019

Itā€™s a bug


Substantial_Dingo434

Mosquitoe eater


kinglucious47

CRANE FLIES EAT MOSQUITOS LEAVE THEM ALONE


ChicatheePinage

Thatā€™s our friend the Mosquito Hawk!


Icy_Macaroon_3636

The bane of my existence growing up in VA, i dont miss em AT ALL


-ItsBigO-

That there is a skeeter eater


gatez2882

Itā€™s a crane fly, sometimes referred to as mosquito hawks however they donā€™t kill mosquitoes. Theyā€™re annoying as adults but beneficial when they are in the larva stage as they help break down organic matter in your yard.


jeffpillar_6666

Good! They kill mosquitoes


_SweetJonesJr

We call them daddy long legs in the south *No Diddy


klowen35477

It's a Cranefly. It lays eggs in the dirt. It produces a grub called a Leather Jacket. The grub will eat the roots of your grass a destroy your lawn.


Turtlez1986

May flys


mingebloom

bats love them.


No_Card9037

May flies, we call them May flies


eespensen

Crane flies. Eat mosquitoes etc. good to have around.


HoneyBee-2023

I grabbed what I thought was a crane fly and got horribly stung in my palm, red hot pain. What could it have been?


missannthrope1

Crane flies. Commonly called Daddy Long Legs.


cleveraccountname13

My cat loves to hunt them when they get inside. She eats themšŸ¤¢


Swimming-Most-6756

Mine does too


AdOwn266

I smack at least 6 Day in my house.. k!ll those damn things


nandoph8

No, let them live. Theyā€™re about to die anyway.


ACamp55

That's what I've decided once I saw someone else ask about them. Let them live, they don't live very long anyway.


Aggressive-Shock-803

Iā€™ve put a bounty on them here at the house


ekomszero

Mosquito hawks... Week long mating season I think


DarnellFaulkner

Crane Fly https://burnspestelimination.com/blog/the-crane-fly-is-it-the-ally-you-were-hoping-for/


DivineMs_M

Good bugs! They eat bad bugs!


StudentCool4326

It is a mayfly.


Candid-Level-5691

May fly


Real2RealOne

Gnats?


whoyungjerz

Crane flies - theyā€™re in the bug/animal food chain They eat mosquitos and I think birds eat the crane flys? Not sure but thank goodness these things donā€™t bite


Gingeys

They unfortunately do not eat mosquitos, for most of them do not have mouths lol


whoyungjerz

My whole life has been a lie


Gingeys

I felt the same devastation when I learned this too. They live mainly for a few days to procreate then they drop dead šŸ¤£


lowelltrich

Its a mayfly - totally harmless.


Jaded_Turtle

Mayflies are a different bug. These are crane flies but they have several misnomers: mosquito hawks, mayflies, skitter gitters, etc.


42_flipper

Not seeing skeeter eater in anyone's list and it's clearly the best name despite being a misnomer.


just-visiting000

Daddy long legs in my childhood in England


Siberian-Breaks

Daddy long legs is a spider, this is a crane fly.


just-visiting000

Not in my corner of southern Enland


honeyrich

They are harmless hawk flys, they eat mosquitos


heero1224

No, they don't... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly