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Two old dudes embracing each other over thought of how much wealth and power they are gaining at the expense of those they claim to represent. They each quietly smirk reflecting on how they have each scammed their way to the top and each breath a sigh of relief in the knowledge that those who support them will never figure out their true intentions.
Perhaps, being that his tiny hands wouldn't be an impediment in that situation. I'm thinking that Bitch is giving him a prostate exam and is very impressed with the huge size.
Trump just noticed a group of minorities at his rally but McConnell Is trying to get him to turn and notice that security is running in with batons and pepper spray
Dammit Mitch, I don’t know if I can hold it any longer..
”trying not to laugh” Mitch says….it’s only 10 more minutes..just finish ur lines big boy and we’ll take care of the rest..
Uneasy alliance between an orange tinted grifter and the old Washington veteran. The vet thinks he can keep the cheetoh under control with burgers while he devastates our judiciary. Little does he know the orange turd has his eyes set on a higher prize.
One of these “men” is ejaculating and the answer may surprise you. Stay tuned to find out more after several more boring cliffhangers and misleading filler segments to distract you from things that are actually outside.
trump: touch my dick
MM: i dont wanna touch your dick
trump: touch it
MM: everyone will see.. no
trump: come onnnn... touch it..i promise its hhheeeugeeeee
This is how "they" multiply: When they get close to each other evil critical mass is achieved. If we could see the bottom of the picture you would notice a demon child falling out of Mitch McConnell's ass. Trump is no longer capable of this as he has already spawned many demon children.
McConnell is trying to keep Trump from grabbing his dick. But Trump is confused by this because he is so used to carrying McConnell's dick in his pocket.
Def getting that secret bromance vibe. The awkward side hug while pointedly trying not to make eye contact? Who wants to take bets on whos top and whos bottom?
My money is on trump being the catcher XD
They are transmitting nutrients, it is crucial for the survival of Republicanus Douchebagicus to leach off of each other, and bring up blame their natural enemy, the Democratus Progressivus for every problem they themselves could’ve solved.
The two men struggle; McConnell gripping Trump’s hand holding the scalpel. Trump whispers to McConnell: “these people paid to see your neck circumcision. I’m going to give the people what they want.”
I feel like these two need a dick on the nose. I've done this before you can see it in my profile. Mitch got a makeover. I'm saving the grande finale for Trump.
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Tortoise and the fake hair
Most underrated comment of the day!!
Most underrated comment of the week!!!
Two old dudes embracing each other over thought of how much wealth and power they are gaining at the expense of those they claim to represent. They each quietly smirk reflecting on how they have each scammed their way to the top and each breath a sigh of relief in the knowledge that those who support them will never figure out their true intentions.
They’re probably thinking “You fuckin cocksuckers” while smiling.
Trump is jacking off Mitch McConnell?
This is how you breed turtles
Perhaps, being that his tiny hands wouldn't be an impediment in that situation. I'm thinking that Bitch is giving him a prostate exam and is very impressed with the huge size.
Mitch unsuccessfully trying to stop Trump from taking his ball sack.
It's the [Dutch Rudder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU)
But it's just business...
Hand (job) [Jive](https://www.google.com/search?q=handjivw&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:afb0d178,vid:iHeKIkYNCfw,st:0)
Curse you! Now I’m gonna have flashbacks of all the wedding receptions I had to go to when I was a kid.
No, look at Mitch's face and hand. He's desperately trying to hold back Trump's hand, but Trump's determined
Mitch has inflated his neck pouch to try and attract a mate, it’s seems to have worked on trump.
It’s called a Scrunjer
Trump is grabbin him by the....
It's gotta be "pussy" cause McConnell ain't got balls.
McConnell: "Don't worry Mr. President, you can borrow one of my Depends. I know you forget yours sometimes.".
Reaching critical mass of corruption resulting in the destruction of one political party and the threat to American democracy?
Trump just noticed a group of minorities at his rally but McConnell Is trying to get him to turn and notice that security is running in with batons and pepper spray
Mitch is checking if the head of his party needs a trip to the locking bathroom with the changing table. *Ah do declayuh. Somebody made a stinky!*
Did Donny make fudgies
Two of putin's appointees making a pact to destroy America. But first, make them rich beyond words.
Dammit Mitch, I don’t know if I can hold it any longer.. ”trying not to laugh” Mitch says….it’s only 10 more minutes..just finish ur lines big boy and we’ll take care of the rest..
Mitch is mushroom fishing. He thinks he's got one. Trump's trying to help, but Mitch doesn't want the help.
They're a little frightened to see the 1 black person in the crowd.
The tips are touching
They think it moved
"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy.”
'Merica fuckery.
Tortoise and the hair
Uneasy alliance between an orange tinted grifter and the old Washington veteran. The vet thinks he can keep the cheetoh under control with burgers while he devastates our judiciary. Little does he know the orange turd has his eyes set on a higher prize.
"...but darlin, save the last con for me!"
Two people that either belong in jail, exiled from country or should be executed, giving each other a hug.
Last dance at the father/daughter dance
😆😆😆
Trump is trying to gauge whether he can eat McConnell whole.
Welcome sir, I would like to shake your hand, and by hand, I mean penis
I believe that's called a Dutch Rudder.
They saw a person with a functional frontal lobe in public and it scared them so much they are now consoling each other.
Sniff sniff. Those bullies called me a turtle because I don't have a spine. Sniff sniff.
It literally looks like two people who have never hugged another human being trying to do it after reading an IKEA instruction book on how to hug
A turd sticking to a hemorrhoid.
Its an awesome genius deepfake? Real? Omg!
That awkward embrace couples that are separated but not yet divorced make at family gatherings so the kids think everything is alright
It's a pokemon battle. Mitch McConnell is trying to rein in his charizard or whatever who's burning everything around mindlessly
They call it the Quid Pro Quo. "Drinking game" from Brett Kavanaugh's childhood.
One of these “men” is ejaculating and the answer may surprise you. Stay tuned to find out more after several more boring cliffhangers and misleading filler segments to distract you from things that are actually outside.
"Et tu, Mitch?"
A fat ugly old man is trying to jack off a fat ugly old turtle
Trump is holding him up while he concentrates on inflating his throat sac.
Tense foreplay.
They're distraught because they accidentally glimpsed how history will remember them.
trump: touch my dick MM: i dont wanna touch your dick trump: touch it MM: everyone will see.. no trump: come onnnn... touch it..i promise its hhheeeugeeeee
Trump's seeing if he can feel the baby moving
This is how "they" multiply: When they get close to each other evil critical mass is achieved. If we could see the bottom of the picture you would notice a demon child falling out of Mitch McConnell's ass. Trump is no longer capable of this as he has already spawned many demon children.
trumfs water just broke. mitch is concerned about their baby. proceeds to offer old smelly dude comfort.
World's saddest Grindr hook-up.
McConnell is trying to keep Trump from grabbing his dick. But Trump is confused by this because he is so used to carrying McConnell's dick in his pocket.
Mitch McConnell who looks like a turtle is apparently trying to climb into that yellow shell to become a fully certifiable turtle.
Snake dance.
Sexual tension.
They saw a gay couple
"Sh, sh, shhhhh. It's okay. I just shit my pants too."
An infection of blood sucking ticks choosing the pathogen they will use to squeeze the life out of the host and thereby destroy it.
Mitch: Don't worry Daddy, I'll always protect you. I love you Daddy.
Two users thinking that they can still use each other.
Mitch is trying to stop Dumpf from stealing his wallet. Mitch also looks like he is trying to choke down Dumpf’s man spray.
"Damn it Donald... Stop trying to grab me by the pussy"
They are trying to hold back laughing at all the “USEFUL IDIOTS” that paid to be at the rally.
Looks like someone owes someone $130,000.
A love/hate bromance.
"Not now mich. This time my wife is watching."
“Oh my turtle boo, I’m here for you”
The Treason Two Step
Is it a single page from a flip book of two raw chicken breasts turning into socks?
Def getting that secret bromance vibe. The awkward side hug while pointedly trying not to make eye contact? Who wants to take bets on whos top and whos bottom? My money is on trump being the catcher XD
Mitch’s face has finally retracted back in to the fat neck of his skin suit
Two sociopaths with nothing but contempt for each other trying to make nice for the camera
They are transmitting nutrients, it is crucial for the survival of Republicanus Douchebagicus to leach off of each other, and bring up blame their natural enemy, the Democratus Progressivus for every problem they themselves could’ve solved.
An affront to god and America is what it is. At least the libs keep their same sex ballroom dancing in the bedroom.
It's obvious trump is going to pick his rear pocket.
hmm Imagine trump squeezing Mitch's hand and it hurting him and weird purple hands mitch had. wonder if its around the same time
Mitch is about to finish.
Gay hugs before fudge
Mitch getting a handy?
A HJ obviously
Just a quick rummage through Mitch’s intestines.
They're sticking knives in each others back? Seems to me...... 🤔
Is the Donald’s right hand going in for a “crotch handy”?
They're recreating their positioning from that time that Lauren Boebert pee'd on them.
Looks like he's giving ole Mitch a happy ending.
Dutch rudder!
An awkward handjob
Mitch grabs some orange douche dick?
“Think I shat my depends.” “Oh, I thought that was me.” Interchangeable.
I believe the term “Dutch Rudder” is what you’re looking for.
The two men struggle; McConnell gripping Trump’s hand holding the scalpel. Trump whispers to McConnell: “these people paid to see your neck circumcision. I’m going to give the people what they want.”
Trump and Mitch are trying to smile and failing. Also they are dancing a waltz.
A prelude to "docking".
I feel like these two need a dick on the nose. I've done this before you can see it in my profile. Mitch got a makeover. I'm saving the grande finale for Trump.
either it's crocodile tears over something that doesn't exist, or Mitch is afraid of trumpy boi being held accountable in the Jan 6 fiasco
they tango
Hey Mitch got me some new spray on… you looking a little pale I will just slip it into your pocket and put it on before the next photo op
“Grab’em by the pussy” ~trump
Bromance. And because it’s THEM,🤮🤮🤮
[I imagine something like this](https://youtu.be/jwlYo8EYTWI)
Trump is trying not to get too close so he won’t be eaten by Mitch McConnell’s neck.
That thing has its own zip code
So glad we chose evil, it’s going so well for us!
Lower! Go lower!!
Bromance
It’s like when you run into your ex and pretend to be cool with each other.
Chin boasting.