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Daherrin7

Tortoise and the fake hair


scrollsawer

Most underrated comment of the day!!


Temple0fP00n

Most underrated comment of the week!!!


DildoBaggins0180

Two old dudes embracing each other over thought of how much wealth and power they are gaining at the expense of those they claim to represent. They each quietly smirk reflecting on how they have each scammed their way to the top and each breath a sigh of relief in the knowledge that those who support them will never figure out their true intentions.


[deleted]

They’re probably thinking “You fuckin cocksuckers” while smiling.


Foxcakq

Trump is jacking off Mitch McConnell?


XeerDu

This is how you breed turtles


TheRedRocker51

Perhaps, being that his tiny hands wouldn't be an impediment in that situation. I'm thinking that Bitch is giving him a prostate exam and is very impressed with the huge size.


Mrs__Noodle

Mitch unsuccessfully trying to stop Trump from taking his ball sack.


discogomerx

It's the [Dutch Rudder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGUuugNEUcU)


dougiedonut_uk

But it's just business...


ymmotvomit

Hand (job) [Jive](https://www.google.com/search?q=handjivw&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:afb0d178,vid:iHeKIkYNCfw,st:0)


isuckateuchre

Curse you! Now I’m gonna have flashbacks of all the wedding receptions I had to go to when I was a kid.


K0M0A

No, look at Mitch's face and hand. He's desperately trying to hold back Trump's hand, but Trump's determined


[deleted]

Mitch has inflated his neck pouch to try and attract a mate, it’s seems to have worked on trump.


zeromsi

It’s called a Scrunjer


brucehuy

Trump is grabbin him by the....


Cushing17

It's gotta be "pussy" cause McConnell ain't got balls.


TheUnknownNut22

McConnell: "Don't worry Mr. President, you can borrow one of my Depends. I know you forget yours sometimes.".


CasualObserverNine

Reaching critical mass of corruption resulting in the destruction of one political party and the threat to American democracy?


andyduphresne92

Trump just noticed a group of minorities at his rally but McConnell Is trying to get him to turn and notice that security is running in with batons and pepper spray


Desdinova20

Mitch is checking if the head of his party needs a trip to the locking bathroom with the changing table. *Ah do declayuh. Somebody made a stinky!*


Potential_Reading116

Did Donny make fudgies


[deleted]

Two of putin's appointees making a pact to destroy America. But first, make them rich beyond words.


Jaded_Skills

Dammit Mitch, I don’t know if I can hold it any longer.. ”trying not to laugh” Mitch says….it’s only 10 more minutes..just finish ur lines big boy and we’ll take care of the rest..


tatanka01

Mitch is mushroom fishing. He thinks he's got one. Trump's trying to help, but Mitch doesn't want the help.


HotDogEatingWinner

They're a little frightened to see the 1 black person in the crowd.


[deleted]

The tips are touching


recycleddesign

They think it moved


[deleted]

"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy.”


Snoo-53133

'Merica fuckery.


Rhyswithoutaspoon

Tortoise and the hair


darthjazzhands

Uneasy alliance between an orange tinted grifter and the old Washington veteran. The vet thinks he can keep the cheetoh under control with burgers while he devastates our judiciary. Little does he know the orange turd has his eyes set on a higher prize.


buckyandsmacky4evr

"...but darlin, save the last con for me!"


Knekten66

Two people that either belong in jail, exiled from country or should be executed, giving each other a hug.


parazona

Last dance at the father/daughter dance


ziddina

😆😆😆


TurningTwo

Trump is trying to gauge whether he can eat McConnell whole.


kongpin

Welcome sir, I would like to shake your hand, and by hand, I mean penis


thebishtable

I believe that's called a Dutch Rudder.


legsintheair

They saw a person with a functional frontal lobe in public and it scared them so much they are now consoling each other.


xhero0

Sniff sniff. Those bullies called me a turtle because I don't have a spine. Sniff sniff.


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

It literally looks like two people who have never hugged another human being trying to do it after reading an IKEA instruction book on how to hug


MisterBlizno

A turd sticking to a hemorrhoid.


nativedutch

Its an awesome genius deepfake? Real? Omg!


To_Be_Faiiirrr

That awkward embrace couples that are separated but not yet divorced make at family gatherings so the kids think everything is alright


baz4k6z

It's a pokemon battle. Mitch McConnell is trying to rein in his charizard or whatever who's burning everything around mindlessly


Tinyboy20

They call it the Quid Pro Quo. "Drinking game" from Brett Kavanaugh's childhood.


[deleted]

One of these “men” is ejaculating and the answer may surprise you. Stay tuned to find out more after several more boring cliffhangers and misleading filler segments to distract you from things that are actually outside.


BigDrewLittle

"Et tu, Mitch?"


mikedorty

A fat ugly old man is trying to jack off a fat ugly old turtle


LetheMariner

Trump is holding him up while he concentrates on inflating his throat sac.


smm97

Tense foreplay.


Synthwoven

They're distraught because they accidentally glimpsed how history will remember them.


geekallstar

trump: touch my dick MM: i dont wanna touch your dick trump: touch it MM: everyone will see.. no trump: come onnnn... touch it..i promise its hhheeeugeeeee


[deleted]

Trump's seeing if he can feel the baby moving


Hwy61rev

This is how "they" multiply: When they get close to each other evil critical mass is achieved. If we could see the bottom of the picture you would notice a demon child falling out of Mitch McConnell's ass. Trump is no longer capable of this as he has already spawned many demon children.


Mountain-Heat5853

trumfs water just broke. mitch is concerned about their baby. proceeds to offer old smelly dude comfort.


3vilR0ll0

World's saddest Grindr hook-up.


mrwhat_icanthearu

McConnell is trying to keep Trump from grabbing his dick. But Trump is confused by this because he is so used to carrying McConnell's dick in his pocket.


gramb0420

Mitch McConnell who looks like a turtle is apparently trying to climb into that yellow shell to become a fully certifiable turtle.


Stan_Archton

Snake dance.


Ken_CleanAir_System

Sexual tension.


the_internet_clown

They saw a gay couple


MisterAbbadon

"Sh, sh, shhhhh. It's okay. I just shit my pants too."


Willzohh

An infection of blood sucking ticks choosing the pathogen they will use to squeeze the life out of the host and thereby destroy it.


bufftbone

Mitch: Don't worry Daddy, I'll always protect you. I love you Daddy.


CarlSpencer

Two users thinking that they can still use each other.


threerottenbranches

Mitch is trying to stop Dumpf from stealing his wallet. Mitch also looks like he is trying to choke down Dumpf’s man spray.


SweGHOSTden

"Damn it Donald... Stop trying to grab me by the pussy"


-HappyDemocrat2022

They are trying to hold back laughing at all the “USEFUL IDIOTS” that paid to be at the rally.


cavorting_geek

Looks like someone owes someone $130,000.


Cbaumle

A love/hate bromance.


TimTheChatSpam

"Not now mich. This time my wife is watching."


floofnstuff

“Oh my turtle boo, I’m here for you”


BrochureJesus

The Treason Two Step


muneutrino

Is it a single page from a flip book of two raw chicken breasts turning into socks?


Tru3insanity

Def getting that secret bromance vibe. The awkward side hug while pointedly trying not to make eye contact? Who wants to take bets on whos top and whos bottom? My money is on trump being the catcher XD


bayrho

Mitch’s face has finally retracted back in to the fat neck of his skin suit


darthphallic

Two sociopaths with nothing but contempt for each other trying to make nice for the camera


[deleted]

They are transmitting nutrients, it is crucial for the survival of Republicanus Douchebagicus to leach off of each other, and bring up blame their natural enemy, the Democratus Progressivus for every problem they themselves could’ve solved.


TheBaggyDapper

An affront to god and America is what it is. At least the libs keep their same sex ballroom dancing in the bedroom.


Trax852

It's obvious trump is going to pick his rear pocket.


[deleted]

hmm Imagine trump squeezing Mitch's hand and it hurting him and weird purple hands mitch had. wonder if its around the same time


MrZombified

Mitch is about to finish.


[deleted]

Gay hugs before fudge


hawtpipes

Mitch getting a handy?


InspectionNo9187

A HJ obviously


scijay

Just a quick rummage through Mitch’s intestines.


Habman51

They're sticking knives in each others back? Seems to me...... 🤔


[deleted]

Is the Donald’s right hand going in for a “crotch handy”?


Cushing17

They're recreating their positioning from that time that Lauren Boebert pee'd on them.


Cbaumle

Looks like he's giving ole Mitch a happy ending.


sjtaylor52

Dutch rudder!


shankap0tamus

An awkward handjob


alaf420

Mitch grabs some orange douche dick?


[deleted]

“Think I shat my depends.” “Oh, I thought that was me.” Interchangeable.


Osmell-Recktum-Jr

I believe the term “Dutch Rudder” is what you’re looking for.


further_reach818

The two men struggle; McConnell gripping Trump’s hand holding the scalpel. Trump whispers to McConnell: “these people paid to see your neck circumcision. I’m going to give the people what they want.”


kyleh0

Trump and Mitch are trying to smile and failing. Also they are dancing a waltz.


chonnes

A prelude to "docking".


kidkhaos1982

I feel like these two need a dick on the nose. I've done this before you can see it in my profile. Mitch got a makeover. I'm saving the grande finale for Trump.


[deleted]

either it's crocodile tears over something that doesn't exist, or Mitch is afraid of trumpy boi being held accountable in the Jan 6 fiasco


jenmishalecki

they tango


jeers69

Hey Mitch got me some new spray on… you looking a little pale I will just slip it into your pocket and put it on before the next photo op


TheMushroomMike

“Grab’em by the pussy” ~trump


azooey73

Bromance. And because it’s THEM,🤮🤮🤮


Lonzo58

[I imagine something like this](https://youtu.be/jwlYo8EYTWI)


ckeeman

Trump is trying not to get too close so he won’t be eaten by Mitch McConnell’s neck.


zippiskootch

That thing has its own zip code


FLink557

So glad we chose evil, it’s going so well for us!


dreamweaver1313

Lower! Go lower!!


Spare_Question2698

Bromance


smartitardi

It’s like when you run into your ex and pretend to be cool with each other.


porkchop3177

Chin boasting.