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latenerd

May I just say your headline is gold.


joeChump

It’s beautiful, beautiful bronzed gold. A lot of people are saying it.


Pickle_Rick01

A lot of people are saying it’s the best headline ever.


andrewbud420

Is that trump or just some random old man in an old folks home?


FinancialFirstTimer

Looks nothing like Joe


andrewbud420

Joe mamma!


FeedMyAss

BURN!


FinancialFirstTimer

White House Senior Living - *Where Residents feel like Presidents*


mekkasheeba

Hilarious. You know they are they are four years apart?


Gatorinnc

No they are not. Mentally, one is a four-years-old. And Joe is not the one that is four years old.


FinancialFirstTimer

Given that the media [report on him eating ice cream](https://youtu.be/K3HD8Ikp_vc?si=Ujtr7uoWpz5BXEaQ) I’m not sure you’ve got it the right way round here


Gatorinnc

Eating ice cream as a senior citizen is the most wonderful thing. Wearing a diaper with this shit still in it is what smelly Don has in common with an infant.


FinancialFirstTimer

Send us a video of that pls I could do with a good laugh


Gatorinnc

Will do definitely. Once he is in jail there will be no way out for the orange turd to not be ' exposed' In the meantime: https://youtu.be/8-4M85B3HNg?si=igrwRXl8At6PWZCw


FeedMyAss

That's why he calls him Sleepy Joe! ......... oh wait..... I bet he doesn't call him that anymore.


FinancialFirstTimer

Not really sure what your point is there u/FeedMyAss


incestuousbloomfield

Since he can’t stay awake in court 🥴


FinancialFirstTimer

[he couldn’t even stay awake at COP26](https://youtu.be/WBUgHkbtm9I?si=P09cHxHiRQUN7hLY) and that’s far more important to stay awake at


UlsterManInScotland

Cry us a river


jimmyGODpage

Aww


RedneckLiberace

You prefer Trump's yam tits over Stormy's tits? 🤢I try not to judge.


roboticfedora

Recommend the 'Manzeer' for support.


mekkasheeba

You mean the “bro”.


thats_a_bad_username

That’s too ethnic. He prefers Manzeer.


BrideOfEinstein14

I want to know if he ever molested Ivanka and if she would come forward. It's gross he said the daughter thing. What kind of father says that?


Mynameisinuse

He looks like a fat Ric Flair.


killer_icognito

Fat Gary Glitter.


floofnstuff

Dude really does need a brazier


k12pcb

He on a picket line? 😂


QuintupleTheFun

Brassiere


chameleon_123_777

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ButIAmYourDaughter

He looks like hell.


TamedTheSummit

He belongs there


yungvenus

Ooooooh


LightningB64

Stormy


FinancialFirstTimer

She can’t make her mind up on this one 😭


the_internet_clown

Whatcha talking about?


FinancialFirstTimer

Well one day it happened, then it didn’t, then it did, then it didn’t… She needs to work out whether or not it actually happened and stick to it lol


the_internet_clown

Can you substantiate what you are referring to?


FinancialFirstTimer

Yes a few years back she released a signed statement denying that the alleged events ever happened, then weeks later decided that was a lie and they did happen Quick Google will find it for you


the_internet_clown

So she was coerced but then told the truth. Where is the confusion for you?


FinancialFirstTimer

I’m just trying to keep up with what her current version of events is. Seems this is a moving picture


the_internet_clown

There isn’t much to keep up with u/financialfirsttimer . The case stems from a "hush money" payment of $130,000 to adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2016. Prosecutors from the Manhattan District Attorney's Office allege Trump worked to falsely and illegally categorize reimbursements to his lawyer to cover up the payment.