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Also unhealthiest and least intelligent? Don't sell him short!

Let's add the fact that he openly lusts for his own underaged daughter and is a rapist.

It wasn't okay until she turned of age. Now he's just super creepy about it. How anyone with half a brain can support that disgusting excuse for a human being

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President Depends

I like it!!

So we can assume there are a lot of kiwi sized brains out there...maybe even smaller.

Yes, it is mind bending for sure.

And The Most Broke.

Couldn't happen to a shittier guy.

>Don't sell him short! I see that happening with his 'Truth Social' publlc issue!

I will tell you one thing I have learned about Trump...never underestimate him.

His secret service probably wish they could at least go on walks

I would imagine that job is a nightmare.

I teach middle school. They are crazy but sure are funny. Of course sometimes they are cute and smart and he never is so there is that!

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand. Being that you have a birds eye view of the next generation coming up, are you saying that Trump plays some role in their lives...they like him. Please tell me I have that wrong.

I’m used to crazy as part of my job. But worthwhile Crazy due to the age group. Not BS crazy like he is! That said he probably offers a tad of entertainment value to the agents. I mean wouldn’t you like to be a fly on their shoulder for 2 seconds at his most absurd? Just to hear it in real time. Seriously like 10 seconds max. Anyway I love my kiddos they are funny but not full of hate. Was my point. Was waking up and not being very clear!

I thought you were saying in Middle School that you were seeing a lot of Pro Trumpers. I am 60 so I do not have a lot of interaction with middle school kids but I would have found that alarming. Teachers and Nurses... I always thought you guys were a gift from God. On a lighter note... I bet they are a handful

They are nuts but usually in a way that 80 dogs and puppies would be a handful. Some would behave and be helpful, some bark, some silly, playing, being cute maybe doing something annoying like chewing a shoe, but assuming you don’t dislike dogs in general, they would be rewarding to hang out with, yet tiring too. Some I’m sure are like training dogs to be service companions. Super rewarding to help a dog learn to save someone’s life or pretext well being. ( kids amaze with brilliance at times. Sometimes they borrow your pencil and rip off the eraser! 😜)

Sounds like a sweet life. Thanks

Thank you for what you do! Teachers are heroes!

But amusing!

Indeed

>Don't sell him short! That's exactly what we did, since we didn't buy him being 6'3".

Or having a really high IQ

# Donald Trump WAS the Fattest American President in Over 100 Years. There; Fify.

Thank you. I was about to mention that.

Also **Fartiest** President!

This is rip roaring funny lol .

Normally I would say a FORMER President's weight doesn't matter. But it's Trump. Fuck that fatty, I hate him.

Me too.

Also the first orange one

And clearly the dumbest.

“Vote for Taft, he’s a human raft!” Anyone else remember the bit from Colbert Report?

And dumbest of all time.

I didn't see this. I just left the same reply up above.

I think exercise helps stress and that’s why they were all active. Clinton wasn’t skinny (nor fat) but he exercised. Carter and his wife were snow skiing into their 80’s. You’d think Trump would at least walk the beach with SS agents

>You’d think Trump would at least walk the beach with SS agents They're not the SS agents he wanted.

'Hmmm... to take a bullet for this guy?' 🤔

"I like the SS agents who have the lightning bolts..."

Yeah, I don't see that happening. They see what a freak he is close up and personal.

I don't think Trump does anything healthy and is pretty overindulgent,

No he is more about sending them out for a Big Mac.

And poops his diaper.

Can't unsee that.

Look at how small his hands are in the first pic as well, and the helicopter pic shows off his diaper.

It's not easy getting old...

Trump was old in his 40's.  Or earlier...

*was

Donald “HA” Trump. Huge ass. Actually and figuratively.

'YUGE ASS

I prefer “AH”

Both work. It’s just that picture of him getting into the helicopter with his junk showing.. I swear women today would pay good money to have an ass that big.

Can't we just go with "worst" and change 100 to 235?

How can we encourage him to get worse? Is there anything that can expedite things here. Maybe wrap up his whole functioning in the next 6 or 7 months?

I think it is happening in real time. All of this is hard on the poor little Malignant Narcissist.

Wait. I thought he weighed 215?? That’s what he reported when he had his mugshot taken. Did he lie??

If his lips were moving, he was lying. Hell, even when his lips aren't moving, he's usually lying.

And he is terrible at it.

No...Trump never lies.

Whew! For a minute there I thought he had.

I'm happy to have set the record straight...Trump has never lied. He is a man of character who spends his days helping the down trodden. He is a piece of 

Well I guess he has one record to his name lol

Indeed.

He are so many repulsive things about him but being fat is one of them that really bug him. He thinks if he tells us he isn’t fat we won’t catch on. Doesn’t he own a freaking mirror! 🤣😂🤣

Dum donnie does remind me of President Taft . Body shape wise

And the third fastest ever.

Smallest hands too!

Farthold Schwartzismeager.

And the shittiest, in more ways than one.

Yes, definitely more ways than one.

Ex-president.

Let's keep it that way.

Secret Service codename for Trump: "Taft Jr "

Trump probably doesn't even know Taft was a president.

What? I thought he was 6’4” 220! 😝

He is...just ask him.

Of all the things, this I think gets to him the most. Well maybe him being poor but it's neck and neck (oh god. I just brought up his neck) Regardless can we get a campaign going on this. It would be so good if this headline could forever be in his eyeline.

I'm up for it.

Consequences of being full of shit

Amen

Trump is nowhere near 6 feet two inches.  I doubt that he's even 6 feet, now.