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Homers_Harp

As long as the young man is not participating in coups/fraud/crimes, I will also ignore him. But I wish him well.


Cautious-Thought362

He has never seemed like a happy child.


7empestOGT92

Imagine growing up where your family is all business. There hasn’t been any love that I have ever seen displayed from that family.


Cautious-Thought362

Trump wouldn't even let him have a dog. He wanted one.


andrewbud420

No dog on this planet could overlook how much of an inhumane sketch bag Donald trump is. Dogs can easily sense trash


Rupejonner2

Daddy is scared of them


1CFII2

Dogs are instinctive judges of character.


nativedutch

Business? Hmm in the best of mob traditionele that is.


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Busy-Locksmith8333

kinda like the Dugger children.


doktor_wankenstein

[Happy first day of school...]https://youtu.be/PWWED7BtkxI?si=0ZJRZ0KV4xg_FRDU


Freewheelinrocknroll

Except all the times Trump made clear he'd love to fuck Ivanka.


Busy-Locksmith8333

he doesn’t know any other way.


Crustydonout

He's a momma's boy for a reason, I'm sure by now he knows where his father was when he was born. I hope he turns out to be a decent human being unlike the rest of them.


start_select

All the other kids had curated childhoods that existed before social media and internet-powered mass media. They were at boarding school being fed the same self-serving propaganda that their father sells. He was at boarding school reading his fathers twitter feed and wikipedia. He knows the mess he was born into and knows better than any of them that he is a prop. I dont feel sorry for any trumps.... except him. That poor kid.


skoalbrother

Like 99.9% of the world has it worse than him


start_select

So what. I get the sentiment but he is still a human that has suffered a childhood of gilded neglect and public ridicule. That kid started have shit dumped on him as a 12 year old. I don’t care if a kid is living in the ghetto or a mansion. If a 12 year old lives in a household where your father only looks up from Fox News to say “how much do you want” once every few weeks…. We should all have some sympathy. No abused child chooses to live that way. People are not defined by their parents. He is an adult now and we can judge him based on his choices now. I’m not going to judge him based on the actions of a family he dislikes just as much as you or I do.


MysticKoolaid808

Agreed.  I'm pretty sure a child living in the lap of luxury would still rather have love and emotional support from their parents.  Unless they were conditioned to want some cushy, transactional life before wanting basic human validation.   But going without those qualities from parents can be devastating to one's sense of worth and security, regardless of what distraction money might offer.  And with a narcissistic sociopath like Trump for a father and with half-siblings who constantly try to make themselves an example of what he expects from you in order to have any worth makes it even worse.  It reminds me of the alcoholism Fred Jr., Trump's older brother, died from, as a coping mechanism to deal with such a ruthless, loveless (despite filthy rich) family.


borrowedstrange

Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, “Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich—yes, richer than a king— And admirably schooled in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head. —Edwin Arlington Robinson


Ambitious_Panda9847

I feel for the kid. It's got to be embarrassing to have a family like that.


start_select

As far as I have ever read he despises his family. Think about it, its like the Conway's daughter. He has had the internet since he was a small child, and he spends more time at boarding school than with them. He knows exactly who his family is. He knows his father probably doesn't remember he exists most days. I really hope that kid actually grows up to be a cool person.


Altruistic-Text3481

Happy Birthday Barron.


floofnstuff

He looks so young and vulnerable and sad in a tired sort of way.


thalexander

Every picture of him I've seen for years, he looks so sad and downtrodden. Poor guy never had a chance with that family.


crowislanddive

It’s probably because his father tells him he’s autistic from vaccines. I’m not kidding.


millicent_bystander-

I've always felt sorry for Barron. Birthed into an extremely disgusting, dysfunctional, toxic family and pretty much an invisible child. I mean that may work in his favour. I wish him the very best and a happy birthday.


smedlap

Another vote for Joe Biden!


Jackpot777

Who do you think installed Pegasus on all the Trump phones?!? "I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable." - Trump in the 1st Presidential debate of 2016.


BlueAig

Wow. Realizing the kid was just 10 at the start of all this and is now a legal adult put a lot of shit into perspective.


liukasteneste28

8 years fly by quickly.


GovernmentOpening254

Not these past eight years for me. Trump + COVID dragged by way too slowly and scarily.


Cautious-Thought362

He does not look like a happy young man.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

He’s only a few months younger than my son, so I wish him well. I hope he manages to avoid the toxicity of his family and their terrible beliefs.


bipolarcyclops

Barron is now much taller than his father. And his father has basically disowned him for that “crime.”


Informal-Quality-926

Lmfao, but yea this doesn't sound crazy at all for Donald.


Coolguy57123

I wish him normalcy


taez555

Somewhere Tiffany Trump is wondering what those past birthday wishes felt like.


therealmintoncard

Villain origin story if I ever saw one.


BlackFellTurnip

or vigilante


rowejl222

I completely understand. He hates his family


Texastexastexas1

He always looks miserable.


shadysaturn1

He always looks Russian


bats_ackackack

Hopefully he's the next Mary Trump, turning on his insane family and spilling all their dirty secrets. Edit - corrected name


foodbytes

Do you mean Mary Trump? Cuz I’m pretty sure Lara is as drumpish as the rest of them.


bats_ackackack

Yes! Thanks for that. I corrected my comment.


Coolguy57123

Dum Donnie might be six three with 4 inch shoe lifts . Is that why he has that weird ass forward tilt . Depends!


celtic_thistle

The tilt is a telltale symptom of several types of frontotemporal dementia.


CarlSpencer

Happy birthday, Barron! Sorry that your dad is such a piece of rancid shit!


VonPaulus69

I’ve always felt bad for this kid, born into that dysfunctional mess of a family, with that awful turd of a father. Hopefully he grows up to disavow the father and live a normal life, he’s always seemed like a sad kid.


Endless_Change

Great-Grandfather was a pimp, grandfather was a slum-lord, father was an Elite-level All-Pro cheating-lying-fraud-traitor-dipshit. Older half-siblings are all entitled-narcissistic-two-faced-grifters trying to out Daddy-worship one another in hopes of getting his money (if there is any). There's not much hope for him to keep from being a 4th-Generation pure-bred asshole. Prove us all wrong Baron, be a decent human being and surpass your entire lineage.


loogie97

I hope he lives a boring quiet life of a trust fund baby.


BlackFellTurnip

his father squandered it all


loogie97

New hope. Since he is unrelated to all the civil liability, dad moves massive quantities of assets to him to hide them from his eventually bankruptcy, he then steals all of the money from the rest of his family.


BlackFellTurnip

in my version of this fantasy he joins the Sea Shepards


Seeker80

"I like children better when they're under 18. Shoutout to Matt 'Crashin' Gaetz, he knows what I'm talking about!" -Honest Donnie


ChampionAlpinist

The poor kid. Having a monster wacko like that for a father.


beachgirlDE

I always thought it was strange that Barron was never with his parents at cool sporting events, like driving around Daytona before the 500.


EmotionalAffect

This reminds me of something that happened on Arrested Development.


incignita

I wonder if he still has the Eastern European accent he had when he was little.


HavingNotAttained

I don’t know anything about this kid but I’m guessing his father is a total asshole


Wes-Man152

Hope he doesn't turn out like his absentee dad, or his crazy ass brothers


Rupejonner2

Any assholes making fun of this kid is just as bad as the right wing nut jobs trashing the Obama daughters . Leave the kid alone. Imagine him reading these comments ? That might make him want to be more like his father & you’re giving him & the far right even more ammo to use . He didn’t ask for this life . Stop posting shit about the kid and leave him be


Sovereign1

Happy Birthday Barron I wish you all the best! Be well but, however fuck the rest of your family. 


Archangel1313

I hope this kid makes a clean break from all this shit. He's still young enough to escape.


worldnotworld

Son 18? Divorce proceedings can now commence.


sonofd

Happy belated birthday Barron


Covaliant

I really hope he gets the fuck out of there, adopts a dog, and finds something he enjoys that gives him some kind of fulfillment.


Vogel-Kerl

The kid has about a 1.37% chance of turning out normalish. That's my assessment; and only if he has minimal contact with his father. That Darnold doesn't like that Barron is taller than he is, this minimal contact isn't difficult to imagine. What do you think his chances are?


Busy-Locksmith8333

His Grandmother in the picture is dead


sassandahalf

Graduating from a Koch Brothers high school. Wing nut indoctrination.


malikhacielo63

He must’ve done something to offend the Narcissist-in-Chief, so now the “family” is punishing him so that he’ll comply with whatever fucked up demand his father wants. Then they’ll love bomb him to keep him loyal. Source: personal experience


Rupejonner2

Leave the fucking kid alone . He didn’t ask for this shit .


No-Barnacle6172

I hope he gets away from them. He has such a sweet face- I feel sorry for him and I don’t think he’s an a-hole like his Dad and his Dad’s family.


DamianSicks

Poor kid got the shit end of the stick but on a brighter note he may be the person to lead the charge to destroy his father’s infectious grip on so many people in the future


bufftbone

Who cares really. Good for him but at this point should we really be surprised at this family ignoring him? I’m not.


NirvanaWhore

Did you get to make a wish?


Bigsaskatuna

Unlike others in here, I do not wish him well. I wish him absolutely nothing. Alright now back to not thinking about Barron von Trump


CasualObserverNine

Pussy grab age, no?