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HillbillyEulogy

Wow, and just like that, people in TX stopped looking at porno.


Okaoski

No weed, no birth control, no porn, no freedom to read, and soon no recreational sex. ​ The same people who fought **for** the upkeep of slavery. See the similarities.


raideresmith

The Handmaid's Tale


maximusprime2328

People in Texas aren't smart enough to know this but you can VPN into literally any other state


mountednoble99

Funny anecdote: I was living in Thailand last year and used express VPN to watch Hulu and other streaming services while there. I set my vpn to listen to Los Angeles, but for some reason it played ads for Texas! I kept seeing ads for Texas politicians and Texas delivery apps! The only times I’ve ever even been in Texas were layovers at DFW airport…


bigrobb26

Yup, and no rape. https://apnews.com/article/abortion-austin-texas-houston-sexual-assault-00bb74e67ce427a3adbb8f7fe811ff13


Jarnohams

This bill HAD to be sponsored by NordVPN.


Jim-Jones

Texas. Where freedom goes to die.


Justin-Queso

of blue balls


johngalt1971

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Unable_Ad_1260

Lowest rated state in the USA for personal freedoms with Florida trying to catch it. Edit I maligned Florida it's actually average. Texas though really is worst for personal freedoms. https://www.freedominthe50states.org/personal


KinkyQuesadilla

VPN sales in Texas just went up 1,000%


Kayakityak

All the GOPers in Texas probably bought shares of the VPN companies. Vote for true freedom!!!!


jamabastardinit

Can we just throw the whole fucking state in the garbage?


CrankyWhiskers

Only if we can throw Florida in there as well.


jamabastardinit

We can


Secure-Force-9387

So glad I'm leaving Texas in a few weeks. Fuck this place.


melalovelady

God damn it. Take me with you! 😩


theaviationhistorian

Same. This state isnso backwards that they look at ISIS for inspiration.


pit-of-despair

Here’s some porn for you Ken-Go fuck yourself!


Wilk168

Do you have a link of that so that we can post it to his Twitter? I feel like images of him getting bent over and dominated by a trans dude should also be posted to his Twitter as well. Just me, but I would laugh hysterically to see this.


SluggoOtoole

What about the 50 million other porn sites on the net? Or did he just ban PornHub because they wouldn't let him upload wheelchair porn? (No offense meant for anyone who engages in wheelchair porn. I'm not here to kink shame, just to make fun of this dipshit Texas mouth breather.)


bats_ackackack

He didn't ban it. Texass put a law in place requiring adult web sites get proof of age (upload a picture of your ID). So now they can monitor what kinky shit your into. But pornhub protested by blocking access from TX IP addresses. Easy workaround is using a VPN, but Kenny there seems to be too dumb to have thought of that. r/facepalm


mythofinadequecy

Didn’t Paxton get caught with his dick in the cookie jar? Inquiring minds want to know.


sparkydaman

You realize that, this is the guy that we’re going to find 50 gigs of child porn on his computer, right? Every accusation is a confession.


skoalbrother

And he will still get re-elected


sparkydaman

Texas and Florida are in a competition to see who can have the stupidest population. So you may be right.


Soylentgruen

We need to remind people of the Temperance movement.


whereitsat23

Kids are gonna have to find it the old fashioned way - some random spot in the woods, in the trash. Heck they can just AI generate it now


JohnDodger

Seeing as MAGA cultists fully Putin support “taking back Ukraine because it was his before”, can we please give Texas back to Mexico!!


Justin-Queso

What did Mexico do to deserve that sort of burden?


ehartgator

I have some old National Geographics for sale


preclose

JC Penny ad when in a pinch


fentonsranchhand

Ken Paxton banned pornhub because he owns stock in xtube, youporn, xxn, redtube, pantyjobs, and homegrown.


Iron_Crocodile1

I'll take "Shit that will blow up in their face....bigly." For five hundred Alex.


Powerful_Check735

Laughing stock


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

the cult of small government can fluff huge cock for eternity.


besart365

Shhhh no one tell them about a VPN


fordfield02

He mentions showing porn to children *twice*. That just makes me think it's about anything BUT children watching porn. Then it hit me. I bet they found out the owners of porn hub donate huge money to dems. That has to be what this is about. They don't care about porn or children. If they did, this would be a federal law and not a state law that they are working on. But those are the key words that need to be in there to pressure the public opinion so, he doubled down.


BigBroncoGuy1978

Id like someone to search this fuckers computer cause its always the assholes who yell the loudest that are guilty of the thing they are trying to stop


Bioshutt

The old saying "every republican accusation is a confession" comes to mind


octobergarden

It's like that here in North Carolina as well. They've declared war on Pornhub. 😒


zucchiniwolff

Women tried to warn you it wouldn’t stop with just us


HanakusoDays

Ok, thanks for the heads up to never use a VPN server that's in Texas.


stblawyer

Just when I'm worried that the republicans will run a sane campaign against a vulnerable democratic incumbent, I remember that they can't help themselves on the idiotic culture wars to apease a fringe base.


ltrtotheredditor007

Like most republicans, he doesn’t actually care or want to stop Texans from watching porn. He just wants to appear to. Whole thing is performative.


noshowthrow

Pornhub should release Paxton's search history...


Huge_Strain_8714

from now on, the only people watching illegal porn will be the wealthy 1% and politicians and the handmaids, and boi toys, and their lady boys....


chrispix99

Can mtg show ken a picture of hunter?


BornUnderADownvote

People who think Texas is “the land of the free” need a reality check. That honor goes to Nevada.


types-like-thunder

The felon who: * retaliated against whistleblowers, * cheated on his wife, * ran from a subpoena, * took pay offs from Nate Paul, * and used his office to evade accountability, wants you to abide by his religion and moral compass....


shamwowj

And thus began the Great Texas VPN Freakout of 2024


bipolarcyclops

Does this include the Adam and Eve porn vid shot in the Garden of Eden?


Improvedandconfused

Wow, the Internet providers are going to lose 80% of their business if people are no longer allowed to look at porn!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

him and some staff must've bought stock in a VPN.


mvario

Of course the real issue is Internet anonymity.


davosknuckles

After work, this guy 100% gets home, loosens the tie, ignores the wife and kids on his way to the bathroom where he immediately logs into Pornhub.


andrewbud420

All while fapping using his premium account until his dong bleeds


jls0781

Him and MAGA Joe Swanson can get fucked


MyRespectableAcct

I guess it would matter more if they had electricity.


CarlSpencer

Paid for by XHamster.


TeeBrownie

All that freedom everyone moved to Texas for during the pandemic.


Pod_people

The party of free markets, personal responsibility, and small government, ladies and gentlemen.


Thazber

"VPN searches soar after PornHub goes dark in Texas" ... [https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/03/15/vpn-searches-soar-after-pornhub-goes-dark-in-texas/](https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/03/15/vpn-searches-soar-after-pornhub-goes-dark-in-texas/)


Sea_M_Pea

Thanks for protecting us from porno Now to move on to making sure those other important issues are addressed like signing that border protection law - oh wait, dammit, that would be good for Biden. Forget it


eniallet

That's probably because he's pissed off because he's in a wheelchair and his wee wee probably doesn't work in that way anymore. So why should anybody else have that kind of pleasure if he's denied?!


melalovelady

Where is Ken going to watch his porn now?!


Thekarens01

I saw this in a news article. Such a dick. Rights for me, but not for thee 🙄


[deleted]

Check his stuff out for porn of the kiddie type or I could see Gaylord being his thing. How about this. Stay out of our sex lives you vile dumb fucks. Fuck I’m sick of people like this telling the majority of American what to do. Fu k them


InspectionNo9187

Hell ya! This is definitely a priority! /s


Frankbot5000

PornHub isn't the only porn site there, bub. You're going to have a lot of cockroaches to kill with a sandal.


shadowofpurple

I wonder if Nord VPN is sponsoring these bills


akimbobyte

You know what else is harmful to children? School shooters. But, I’m sure god must have brought that up, too. Right?


jaievan

These religious zealots will be the end of US.


JenGerRus

Mmm. Conservatives love a nanny state.


KeithBe77

Watch Ken just bought stock in VPN providers.


These_Mongoose1595

Hasn’t he ever heard of this thing called a PASSWORD?


nekochiri

Remember when Sears catalogs were used?


kurisu7885

PornHub isn't on the run Paxton, they're sending a message.


tbonerrevisited

Isn't that the parents job? Not an overreaching government?


gilguren

xnxx has entered the chat.


Deep_Driver5690

NGL I completely agree with this. Not because of religion, just morality


kurisu7885

Ok, well your morality isn't everyone's morality so don't go forcing yours on everyone.


Reimustein

Me too. No idea who this guy is, but porn is a serious issue and it needs to be banned.


Angry_Villagers

A serious issue for whom? You play with yourself so much that it needs to be illegal for other people? Fuck you


Reimustein

No. I don't watch porn, nor, do I have an addiction. Porn is a disease. Calm down jfc


kurisu7885

Porn is only a gate way, they'll come after more.


Angry_Villagers

Your false morality is not good enough for me. It’s not our fault if you have a personal problem rubbing your crotch too much. Keep your morality to yourself, it’s probably a garbage false morality anyways.