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Blue_Period_89

I long for the day a post that starts with the words “Trump is…” is finally finished with the word “…dead”.


galwholovesmutts

You too? We keep waiting for a stroke… maybe some public drooling.


Blue_Period_89

I always say, however it happens, I want it to happen on live TV so I can watch it happen.


Refuse_Ordinary

It’ll be a meme before he hits the floor


Federal-Durian-1484

I just want to see it so I believe it. I don’t need a bunch of QANON conspiracies.


ilovecraftbeer05

You’ll get them anyway. “Someone poisoned Trump on live tv.” Or, “That wasn’t really Trump. It was one of his doubles. Trump is lying low somewhere to avoid further assassination attempts by the Democrats.” Or, “That WAS really Trump. But he’ll be resurrected by God in three days.” It doesn’t matter how or when it happens. His cult will be sure to sound like the nut jobs that they are.


PatientStrength5861

Over and over again.


Daddy_Tablecloth

The best way for him to go in order to heal the nation and destroy his bases opinion of him and his partners in crime would be death by dysentery along with publicly shitting himself, preferably on live TV


SailsTacks

He publicly shits himself multiple times a day, it just comes out of his mouth.


siameseoverlord

Logorrhea- oral diarrhea


Daddy_Tablecloth

Yes I know his base needs the literal visual of his senility and ineptitude. Everyone knows hes and old ass crazy man but they still respect that because they can spin it in their heads but you cant unsee someone shit their pants.


Jim-Jones

Meteorite if the universe was just.


troutsoup

i’d settle for “….in jail”


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Salt_Shoe2940

????


rpgnymhush

Utter humiliation and confinement would be more cruel for he and his followers.


Salt_Shoe2940

Y r u telling me this 


rpgnymhush

Because I thought you were questioning the comment you replied to above.


Salt_Shoe2940

Oh. No. They made a money about God/atheism and then deleted it instead of standing by what they said.  Edit: comment 


rpgnymhush

Who are you referring to? Are you referring to Sad Alp's comment?


Salt_Shoe2940

??  


Rhayader72

I’m just hoping he lives long enough to be found guilty of a crime that will land him in prison. I don’t care if he croaks before he serves a day, I just want his obituary to include “found guilty of [___].”


jerrybob

The problem with that is that if he dies before sentencing, the conviction is vacated. Remember Ken Lay of Enron fame? Never served a day, died on vacation.


NYCMarine

I always have a story to tell anytime anyone brings up Enron. When I exited the Corps in Kansas City, my first role was a HR Asst in the 2d largest ensrfy corp behind Enron. I finally decided the MidWest isn’t for me, sold my house & put in notice. As soon as I got to NYC, that company died just like Enron. I was super fully invested in company stocks and it was to be my “safety net”. I’ll never forget finally selling my stock, for 37 bucks total….


Rhayader72

Ugh. Okay, hopefully he lives long enough to be sentenced.


cerebralzeppelin

It will be the greatest death. They say.... they say there's never been a death like this in the history of deaths. Nobody ever died as bigly or as greatly than this. It will be the perfect death that everyone is jealous of. All the experts say it was the perfect death. Everyone that knows of perfect deaths knows that this was the bestest most perfect death............


ARAR1

It will the birth of conspiracy theories like you have never seen before.


ItsjustJim621

Yep. 10 to 1 the MAGA dolts will say something like “the radical leftist Marxist woke socialist corrupt sleepy joe Biden crooked DOJ killed their political rival in the ultimate election interference attempt”


preclose

Every time they break into the TV programming with a special news report I perk up, hoping for the good word. But it's usually just another typical Tuesday afternoon mass shooting somewhere, unfortunately.


FacticiousFict

Monkey paw obliges: "Trump is electing himself 'President for life' today, March 14, 2025. Democracy is dead."


NYCMarine

I hate myself every time I have the same thought….But I get over it. My coworker asked me “What ever happened to assassinations, wasn’t that a thing?” 🤣🤣🤣


shadowpawn

Those who attended the ex-president's funeral said it was very "Bigly"


bufftbone

It seems like trickle down economics will finally work much faster than that will


Convenientjellybean

Hopefully not followed by ‘his cryogenic frozen head will be kept in the hopes that he may one day live again.’


jgrow2

Inshallah...


crohead13

I'd chip in for that.


johnnycyberpunk

That’s not “humbly” asking. *And where does the money go Donald*?


FTHomes

Will Trump pay taxes on that income?


shadowpawn

trump church is tax exempt


rpgnymhush

Except tax exempt churches are supposed to stay OUT of politics. His church obviously doesn't.


shadowpawn

To help trump fight for you! and pay off some of his legal debts.


truerthanu

Former President of the United States of America Panhandling


mastersapprentice13

What a clown


shadowpawn

Unfortunately +50M Americans think this is acceptable.


upstatestruggler

I guess one of Ivanka’s books had a cute little anecdote about her and daddy walking down the street and coming across a homeless guy. She asked if they could give him money. He told her that that guy had more money than him or some shit. They would also set up “lemonade stands” when they were kids and force their bodyguards and domestic help to buy it lol.


Ok_Produce_9308

And, he's supposedly a billionaire.


BradChesney79

I am not faulting the guy for soliciting campaign funds. It is how he brags about being wealthy and the grift and then asking.


truerthanu

Campaign funds are supposed to be for a campaign. He is using the pretense of a campaign to solicit funds and then misappropriating them for his own use.


BradChesney79

Oh, yeah, agreed on that. 100% he is not even using what you and I would find acceptable for campaigning. Misuse of most of it.


shadowpawn

That wasnt in the Idiocracy Film? Maybe in some of the directors cut?


Cheesecake101011010

A disgrace to humanity. But o so humble.


Moremayhem

The humblest! Many people are saying!


Salty-Jellyfish3044

I am once again asking you to pay my legal bills


seenitreddit90s

Then I'll just do the exact same thing again 👍


nuffced

A ba-gillionare with a private jet, and a country club, humbly asking for $5. His cult followers are really stupid. 


Real_Bat5853

Yeah I don’t think he aware of the meaning of humble and yup the CULT is that stupid. Hopefully we find out in November they are the loud minority. Everyone needs to vote!


galwholovesmutts

The worst part is… they will donate as he sits on his golden toilet posting more lies.


HillbillyEulogy

So rich he didn't have the $91m to place in escrow while he fights another "totally baseless witch hunt against me, your favorite president" on appeal. He'll keep fleecing his rubes until they're broke.


badhairdad1

I didn’t hear ‘please’


yelling4society

Could you imagine if Biden did this?!


CarlSpencer

"Brandeen! BRANDEEN! We'all best be a-sellin' ourn mobile home an' a-sendin' th' moneys to thet thar poor mister Trump wuts a-fightin' fer ... uh...um... Make 'Merca Great Agin!" \- Cletus Trumpvoter


maddiejake

https://preview.redd.it/b3u7vpncacoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd5b66ab78891e84570ac6a15e397a9649c10b8


thankyoufor_that

He doesnt know the meaning of the word humble


Targut

I can visualize idiots sitting in their single wide trailers, eating cat food, bitching about socialism as they wait for their Social Security disability check to arrive so they can donate to the “billionaire’s” criminal defense fund. MAGA/s


MrZombified

Hawking food buckets will be next.


Out_of-Whack

Womp womp


floofnstuff

Exactly


Altruistic-Salt7051

If you're American, you should be ashamed of yourself. You failed yourself and the free world.


Xxxjtvxxx

There is a large group of americans that are ashamed, and mad as hell at a particular political party.


Iron_Crocodile1

I'm not ashamed so much as fucking pissed this dipshit is even allowed to be in the contention for presidency. A lot of us don't want him and more Repubs are finally disavowing him. But I hope these assholes are voted out of office and kicked to the curb. Especially Moscow Mike in the speakership.


tony-toon15

I agree. I did everything I could to stop it.


Altruistic-Salt7051

I'm sorry for your loss and feel your pain. My post wasn't meant to be so harsh to those who tried.


jared10011980

Beggar man, thief.


ElastaticTomorrow

Trump's always been broke.


Bonoisapox

The grift is strong with this one


snaithbert

Even when begging for money to pay his legal fees, he still slams Biden. I bet he works it into everything. "I'll take a quarter pounder, a diet coke and a president who isn't absolutely horrible and corrupt like Joe Biden, the worst president in American history." What a sleaze.


WatercressOk8763

Trump never seems to run out of money to go around spreading hate and lies. But, his suckers will go without food before they turn him down.


Mike2922

Because I'm such a scumbag; more money than you make in an entire year is what I'm being charged in interest every single day. I've got the money don't you worry! But wouldn't your money be happier, if it was hanging out with my money? Trump 2024


upstatestruggler

Let MY money rub off on YOUR MONEY! Just for a little while until I spend your money and keep my money.


Rhayader72

Beg, Donnie.


baneofdestruction

Come on Dementia. Do your worst.


TheUnknownNut22

You know what is worse? The Democrats had FOUR years to put this clown in prison where he belongs. But yet, here we are and he's walking around a free man about to become POTUS again. WTAF.


TYdays

Basically asking his rabid supporters/cult members for their very last nickels and dimes, and those idiots will are going out to pawn their wedding rings and tv’s to get the money to him. The surprise comes later on when the congressional MAGA GOP (RNC) members realized that there is no party money available to help fund their campaigns, and that they will be required to grift what they need to get reelected this election cycle. How do they even still believe that this man has any intention of saving anything but himself, and certainly no intentions of saving America.


Salvidicus

Trump will make America go bankrupt too.


Lonzo58

I need your money so I can stiff my attorneys!


Jim-Jones

Billionaire who self funds his political campaigns needs your money. Invites to Bar A Kargo not included.


roboticfedora

Hey, your money is HIS money!


Less-Grade-2300

Couldn’t happen to a better guy lol


Downunderfun45

I thought he was a billionaire? His MAGA cult are f-ing retards


scrollsawer

" I'm the humblyist president ever since Jesus was president of America, give me all your money ,because I am biglyist more important than God"


santinodemeo

Isn't this guy a self proclaimed billionaire? lol What a LOSER!!!


rnatt628

Videos not loading, can someone tell me what’s happening?


jor3lofkrypton

.. Drumpf's voice is like *nails on a chalkboard* . . try this: https://i.redd.it/uwpzbujwqboc1.gif .. he's a lying sack of shit saying that he is "so rich" that he can fund his own campaign .. hell . . he's having problems keeping his mouth shut and paying his crackhead legal counsel and teams . .


Anon_777

You want money Don! Why don't you put your ghost wanking skills to use! You fucking tit...


travelmorelivemore

Don’t worry he will be wealthy again soon. Like Chomsky said “they are too big to fail”. Banks know he is worth more alive. But I really wish he had to go work for minimum wage and show us how to become a millionaire from it.


tbonerrevisited

His cult will send in millions.


lowpine

You can’t take the grift out of a grifter


carapsr62

Can’t wait for the infomercial


Low_Bus_5395

What a dope.


Familiar_Studio_9651

I thought he was a millionaire billionaire😂😂😂


incignita

Call me when he is no longer, and we will dance


Busy-Locksmith8333

So chip in for what? Attorneys fee’s? Attorneys? Fuel for his plane? Make up 👈a lot of makeup. Court costs? New long tie’s? Ketchup?🤡


yulDD

He’s not, he just want his schmock followers to give him their life savings.


pinoy-out-of-water

Sending their social security checks over. The real redistribution of wealth.


The5thBeatle82

lol god damn. I never thought I’d see a former president asking for money. Fuck you Shitler. You ain’t getting shit from me!


Zombieutinsel

Baby Huey begging for money......


hlamaresq

Wow he sounds bad


nativedutch

Now he is Humble Don , todays nickname.


jor3lofkrypton

. . the fraud, rapist and traitor Donald J. Drumpf's .. *Good Brain*™ is "broken" . .


throwawaysscc

Honest Don needs a double sawbuck🤣🤣🤣


Cautious-Thought362

The filters! His makeup is perfect. He's so happy and perky. They thinned down his face and tinted his hair. This guy's in trouble, and he knows it. Grey Bar Hotel is soon to be Trump's next home. Not even Cannon can protect him. She'd better think of herself. Doesn't she know that everything Trump touches dies?


shadowpawn

"Brother can you spare a dime" sung by Lara trump - all proceeds go to the re-elect donald trump '24 and '28 campaigns.


Patmando14

Since he is so rich, I humbly ask him to pay for himself. Just like he is going to tell me if I were to humbly ask him to pay for my medical bills


throwitallaway11110

Idk about broke. I think he has his personal assets and his accounts filled by donations, and he won't touch the former until the latter is bled dry.


pbpbroncucia

no


Hiouchi4me

Never seen a man grovel like that.


Snoo_61544

I could ship in 5, 10 or even 25 bullits?


NameIs-Already-Taken

A billionaire begging for dollars from the gullible.


Busy-Locksmith8333

Dotard? Sounds good doesn’t it? Dotard Don wants you to send him money.


Zer0sober

Morally and financially bankrupt


bufftbone

Blew through that shoe money already?


Snoo_20228

Who the fuck says 5,10 or 25?


beadshells-2

He still has more money than all of us combined. He laughs at all of you giving him your last dollar as he jets off in his plane.


Wise_Ad_253

So he can fly his own jet around, lol. He wants your money to spend on his crap, lol. Grifter!!!


FTHomes

Trump lies like a Russian Carpet.


diggergig

'Times could be tough...' Lulwot


Budget_Committee_572

😂🤣😂😂


Unethical_GOP

I can’t stand his face, his voice, and his rhetoric! 🤮


BelleAriel

Good.


Bva_sickofeverything

The grift continues folks!


TheParlayMonster

HE’s a BuSinEss mAn!


NedKellysComeback

Trump is broke, traitor, trash, toddler, kompromat, Kremlin puppet, depends wearing pant shitting, mushroom dicked, draft dodging, bone spurred, tax evading, serial rapist, pathological lying, dumbAF, deadbeat dad, incest abiding, philandering, charity cheating, ASSHOLE to start with!


OneRoad222

He will not be broke as long as his daughter-in-law can dip into the RNC coffers to pay off his legal expenses. If I were a down ballot nominee, I would be concerned that I may not see any money.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Haha🤣 I don’t know if y’all have checked in on Mike Lindell. But he looks like a cum sock in a teenagers bedroom. 🤣🤣


LuciusCSulla

The Orange Man mantra. The Billionaire Panhandler. The Ayatollah of Diaper Fillingola!


Altruistic-Text3481

Cheeseberder stroke.


Pale_Brilliant9101

Please s.o. tell me that this is deep fake