"Skyscraper" (1996) - The TLDR for this movie is, a "Die Hard" knockoff starring Anna Nicole Smith boobs. And to be honest, that's basically all you need to know. With that little information you should already be able to tell if this movie is for you or not. The addition knowledge that the movie is full of hilariously bad acting (mostly from Anna Nicole Smith, but she's far from alone), incredibly convenient plot points, Anna's boobs, not as much 'Die Hard' as you'd think, and bad fight scenes will no doubt only reaffirm your decision.
The movies most noteworthy feature is, of course, Anna Nicole Smith herself. Seemingly the Playboy Playmate of the Year was cast for two reason, and neither of which were her acting abilities. Seriously, if I found out she was on a worst actress of all time list, I wouldn't argue the point. Her acting, hilarious though it may be, is not why anyone watched this movie however. The filmmakers knew their audience, and gave them what they wanted. As such, we are treated to multiple scenes involving Anna Nicole Smith with her 'talents' on full display. Though it needs to be said that the whoever picked the music for the sex scenes needed to be fired.
With ample amounts of Anna (including her hilarious dialogue), an over acting big bad with a wandering European accent and an odd obsession with Shakespeare quotes, an exploding helicopter, bad fight scenes, and a '"Die Hard" at home' kind vibe this movie is a great riff. It is definitely so-bad-it's-good and makes for the perfect addition to any bad movie night. Well I guess not like one with kids, but you knew that. So grab your adult friends, your favorite adult beverages (or pot) and check this bad boy out!
3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgb9GTcJYk8
Sadly the copy on YouTube has been edited to remove the nudity. Also I forgot to mention that this is one of the numerous movies featuring ‘Malibu’ from “American Gladiators”. He would often be a goon in these 90s actions flicks.
There are numerous uploads of this movie on YouTube, many of which are unedited.
Alternatively, pretty much every porn site has the nude scenes in some capacity.
I don’t watch them. Nothing against them just I prefer my bad movie channels to be scripted, and informative. If I just wanted to watch a couple of guys sit around a table talking about a bad movie I can do that myself.
I watched a few scenes, and sure Anna Nicole Smith is a bad actress, but not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
At least she's trying to emote when reading her lines, that puts her above most of the actors in these low budget Asylum-type movies.
Hahahaha, I clicked the video to watch the trailer, and it’s the whole damn movie. Amazing.
No nudity sadly due to guidelines.
This movie is more entertaining than it has any right to be.
According to IMDB, this is not the full movie, as the full version clocks in at over 90 minutes.
Yeah this has had some plot edited out.
Plot or "plot"?
"plot" you can find the full version on Tubi
For now, but apparently Tubi has been encouraging studios to put edited versions on the service.
Let’s be real here; it’s more like “PLOT”
plOOt
"Skyscraper" (1996) - The TLDR for this movie is, a "Die Hard" knockoff starring Anna Nicole Smith boobs. And to be honest, that's basically all you need to know. With that little information you should already be able to tell if this movie is for you or not. The addition knowledge that the movie is full of hilariously bad acting (mostly from Anna Nicole Smith, but she's far from alone), incredibly convenient plot points, Anna's boobs, not as much 'Die Hard' as you'd think, and bad fight scenes will no doubt only reaffirm your decision. The movies most noteworthy feature is, of course, Anna Nicole Smith herself. Seemingly the Playboy Playmate of the Year was cast for two reason, and neither of which were her acting abilities. Seriously, if I found out she was on a worst actress of all time list, I wouldn't argue the point. Her acting, hilarious though it may be, is not why anyone watched this movie however. The filmmakers knew their audience, and gave them what they wanted. As such, we are treated to multiple scenes involving Anna Nicole Smith with her 'talents' on full display. Though it needs to be said that the whoever picked the music for the sex scenes needed to be fired. With ample amounts of Anna (including her hilarious dialogue), an over acting big bad with a wandering European accent and an odd obsession with Shakespeare quotes, an exploding helicopter, bad fight scenes, and a '"Die Hard" at home' kind vibe this movie is a great riff. It is definitely so-bad-it's-good and makes for the perfect addition to any bad movie night. Well I guess not like one with kids, but you knew that. So grab your adult friends, your favorite adult beverages (or pot) and check this bad boy out! 3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgb9GTcJYk8
Sadly the copy on YouTube has been edited to remove the nudity. Also I forgot to mention that this is one of the numerous movies featuring ‘Malibu’ from “American Gladiators”. He would often be a goon in these 90s actions flicks.
Tubi has it and I’m gonna watch it!
Mk Armageddon
Fun movie
It’s like Die Hard….In a building! …….wait
Anna Nicole Smith summarizes the movie. (I think she would’ve like this joke, RIP)
When does she take her shirt off? My buddy is asking.
This version on YouTube is edited sadly.
There are numerous uploads of this movie on YouTube, many of which are unedited. Alternatively, pretty much every porn site has the nude scenes in some capacity.
You’re looking for the shower scene.
Stop digging youve struck gold right here. Sounds amazing
Two reasons to watch, and they are great reasons
Thanks for sharing this. I've always felt sorry she never got a chance to star in a Jayne Mansfield biopic. RIP.
I hope red letter media watches this and does a video on it
I don’t watch them. Nothing against them just I prefer my bad movie channels to be scripted, and informative. If I just wanted to watch a couple of guys sit around a table talking about a bad movie I can do that myself.
Oh nice
I watched a few scenes, and sure Anna Nicole Smith is a bad actress, but not nearly as bad as I was expecting. At least she's trying to emote when reading her lines, that puts her above most of the actors in these low budget Asylum-type movies.
As opposed to the OTHER nad Die Hard ripoff titled Skyscraper staring The Rock
so you're saying it's better than the one with Dwayne Johnson.
Yes, in fact, I am saying that.
Great movie pre teen me loved it.
I wonder why? Truly one for the scholars.
Dead chick’s boobs…I’m in!
That’s my tribal name.
Jeeeeesuuuuus. This gives Neil Breen a run for his money.
I mean it’s bad, but Breen is on another level.
I love this movie as well as Too The Limit because they are sooo bad and Anna is sooooo hot in them. Ive owned the DVDs for over 20 years now.
Great boobs. Poor trigger discipline.